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Matt Damon warns Cannes about his butt

Matt Damon has given fair warning: His butt and Brazilian spray tan will be on super-sized display at the premiere of Behind the Candelabra on Tuesday night at the film festival here.

"We'll see it on the biggest screen ever. It will be jarring," Damon cautioned Tuesday during a news conference for the film, to be shown on HBO starting Sunday (9 p.m. ET/PT). "This is not something you can un-see. So you're all welcome to look. But you cannot un-ring that bell. It will be seared into your memory."

"(But) my behind is very large in the frame," Damon said. "I'm really proud of that scene."

As Soderbergh, who has worked with Damon on six films, explained: "When Matt told me the story about his Brazilian spray tan, I felt the world really needed to see this. So I was looking for opportunities. And we found them." Added the director: "Give the people what they want and they will show up."

by Anonymousreply 3105/28/2013

Awkward Moments With Alicia: Matt Damon Matt: I've seen the screen here, my butt is going to be huge on it! But it's like Liberace said, "Too much of a good thing, is wonderful." Me: And too much of your butt?? Impossible. (then straight after the interview I heard Matt tell Steven Soderbergh this story, saying 'she said the funniest thing!') #cannes2013 #BehindTheCandelabra

by Anonymousreply 105/22/2013

I'm hard already!

by Anonymousreply 205/22/2013

Trust me, that is some sweet stuff.

by Anonymousreply 305/22/2013

The Behind Behind the Candelabra.

by Anonymousreply 405/22/2013

I swear I have never thought Matt Damon has a big butt, he must hide it well.

by Anonymousreply 505/22/2013

LOL at R4.

Thanks. I really needed a good belly laugh today.

by Anonymousreply 605/22/2013

Wow. You can smell the stench of desperation all the way from The Riviera. How can we get people to pay attention for this boring cliche riddled turkey of a tv movie? Let's try to sell it based on a 2 second glimpse of Matt's ass. The homos will love it!

by Anonymousreply 705/22/2013

Yeah R7? It's been tipped to win the Palm d'Or and Best Actor for Michael Douglas. It's also a theatrical release in the rest of the world, something it couldn't get in the homophobic "land of the free" U.S. of A.

by Anonymousreply 805/22/2013

LOL @R8.

[quote]It's been tipped to win the Palm d'Or and Best Actor for Michael Douglas.

Well, if YOU say so then I must be wrong.


by Anonymousreply 905/22/2013

R7 = poor little retard

by Anonymousreply 1005/22/2013

R5, as someone has mentioned here before, it's almost as if Damon has a clause in his contracts that his butt will not be shown. He covers it in long shirts or t-shirts. He's aware of comments about the size of his butt, having mentioned it in a Jay Leno interview.

by Anonymousreply 1105/22/2013

The reviews out of Cannes have been really really good, but r7's far too busy making pronouncements on DL to actually read and junk.

by Anonymousreply 1205/22/2013

All the reviews I've read have been pretty good. But at least your sense of self-awareness is spot on R9.

by Anonymousreply 1305/22/2013

This is perhaps the lamest p.r. effort ever on DL.

by Anonymousreply 1405/22/2013

R7, you must be enjoying the gnashing of (false) teeth you've caused among the geezers. Good work! I love this!

by Anonymousreply 1505/22/2013

It's getting raves.

The movies is as well.

by Anonymousreply 1605/22/2013

I'm just glad that Michael Douglas went back to smoking right after his throat cancer surgery and treatment, that his wife is locked up in a loony bin, and that Matt Damon is claimed to be yacking about his big fat flabby ass.

It's like coming home. And then coming at home. And then coming on a homo at home.

by Anonymousreply 1705/22/2013

Should someone tell R16?

by Anonymousreply 1805/22/2013

Linky stinky, R16.

by Anonymousreply 1905/22/2013

I can't wait to watch Matt's sweet ass.

by Anonymousreply 2005/22/2013

tan lines!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2105/22/2013

I don't know if this is what r16 meant to link to but here ya go.

by Anonymousreply 2205/22/2013

Thank you, R22.

by Anonymousreply 2305/22/2013

It sounds like a shout out to DL and all of the "Sweet Stuff" posts.

by Anonymousreply 2405/22/2013

But is the butt bare?!? I must know!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2505/22/2013

"It was disgusting! It was like a total rectal eclipse!"

by Anonymousreply 2605/22/2013

His ass is so big that with my bush touching his ass, my cock was still only two inches inside his hole. And I'm long...

by Anonymousreply 2705/22/2013

Supposedly it's bare, R25.

by Anonymousreply 2805/23/2013

Just noticed on IMDB there is a cast member on the movie billed as "Behind the Candelabra"

Hope she uses this name in all future projects.

by Anonymousreply 2905/23/2013

Yes, it's bare; and not just in that scene. Getting out of the hot tub, he gave us a nice closeup.

And it's FINE.

by Anonymousreply 3005/28/2013

One of the shocks of the movie is Rob Lowe. He looks EXACTLY like Princess Stephanie!

by Anonymousreply 3105/28/2013
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