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Madonna reminds me of:

take my poll!

by Anonymousreply 3905/28/2013

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by Anonymousreply 105/21/2013

what poll?

by Anonymousreply 205/21/2013

Gee, OP, it's hard to choose.

by Anonymousreply 305/22/2013

She reminds me of those dodgy, old back teeth that wiggled a lot and eventually needed a root canals. Like her, it took loads of injections to make them numb, killing the roots and all feeling---only to be replaced as shiny porcelain veneer.

by Anonymousreply 405/22/2013

My old aunt Sandy.

by Anonymousreply 505/22/2013

10-lbs. of shit in a 5-lb. bag.

by Anonymousreply 605/22/2013

Madonna reminds me of fabulousness.

by Anonymousreply 705/22/2013

R1 that what be that has been, flash in the pan coke head Lady Gaga, who's ex manager even openly ADMITTED on CNN that they copied off of Madonna's old looks to create Lady Gaga.

by Anonymousreply 805/22/2013

R4 Elton John apologized to her after his ridiculous rant and even bought her dinner in Paris last summer, when he apologized.

Madonna was in the middle of her record breaking #1 grossing tour of the year

And fat pig Elton was in the middle of buying another ugly ass wig.

by Anonymousreply 905/22/2013

A scorpion.

by Anonymousreply 1005/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 1105/22/2013

Kudzu - she reminds me of kudzu. She's everywhere covering everything. Pretty from a distance yet invasive and dangerous as she sinks her roots where they don't belong. She chokes out more valuable specimens. And, sigh, she'll survive and thrive regardless of efforts to eradicate her.

by Anonymousreply 1205/22/2013

W&W for R12, who's totally on the money.

by Anonymousreply 1305/22/2013

The physical incarnation of the clap.

by Anonymousreply 1405/22/2013

I always love hearing from DL's unhinged, mentally ill anti-Madonna troll.

While the rest of us have moved on and never even think of the woman, the OP is so completely obsessed, she fails to see the irony in posting thread after thread after thread on someone she wants to convince herself is over and equally hated.

OP, I wish you AND Madonna would just cease to exist.

by Anonymousreply 1505/22/2013

This poll is perfect, she reminds me of nothing.

by Anonymousreply 1605/22/2013

She reminds me of my cousin. Once a beauty and always the prettiest woman at every party, but now at 50 is no longer the prettiest woman at the party and is spending a small fortune to try to get back that prettiness.

by Anonymousreply 1705/22/2013

My grandma Ethel.

by Anonymousreply 1805/22/2013

My mom. She and her friends were fans back in the day. They're all in their 50's now. Noone my age listens to her. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 1905/22/2013

As R19 continues to live in his moms basement.....

by Anonymousreply 2005/22/2013

R8 wins the award for most incomprehensible post in the history of the Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 2105/22/2013

Shirley MacLaine. Someone with no talent who parlayed a career.

by Anonymousreply 2205/22/2013

not in my 50s. Considered young and "hip". Madge still has it guys. Sorry if you disagree.

She still has it.

by Anonymousreply 2305/22/2013

Maybe you have eclectic taste R23, but in no capacity is a Madge fan considered young and/or hip. You contradict yourself.

I guess you think Cher is still relevant too.

by Anonymousreply 2405/22/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2505/22/2013

A shalalaybam.

by Anonymousreply 2605/22/2013

Madonna reminds me of a stubborn wart I had once.

by Anonymousreply 2705/22/2013

Her first albums reminds me of my senior year of high school

Erotic, Bedtime Stories and Music remind me of when I lived in NYC...

I sorta got over her after that.

by Anonymousreply 2805/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 2905/22/2013

[quote]not in my 50s. Considered young and "hip". Madge still has it guys. Sorry if you disagree.

Madonna's hip is broken.

by Anonymousreply 3005/22/2013

Mae West

by Anonymousreply 3105/22/2013

Ooh, R-31 made me think Madonna should do a remake of "Sextette." Or is she too old to play Marlo Manners?

by Anonymousreply 3205/22/2013

Ones who've been mentioned a lot: Joan Crawford, Faye Dunaway, Old Bette Davis, Mae West, Courtney Love, Kate Winslet, Heather Mills, Drew Barrymore, Gwen Stefani (a distant cousin as is Celine Dion on the French Canadian side), Linda Henry, Edie Falco, succubus, vampire, skeletor, madame

There are a million lookalikes if you go through her old pics where she can look like different people on any given day.

The ones most like her overall in looks and attitude is Joan/Faye/Bette/Mae, been said she's now morphing into them.

Mae was closest in some ways and it never gets picked up on. She was shocking in her day, was banned and a major fag hag. But no talent aside, didn't Mae have a sense of humour.. she gave good quote, but I dunno if they were her. Too good to be true, if they were she would be able to do more.

by Anonymousreply 3305/22/2013

A stinky 13 year old mutt, who another boxer has just peed on, and needs to crawl off, behind the trash cans, to quietly die.

by Anonymousreply 3405/22/2013

MADBOT, I wish you could quit us.

by Anonymousreply 3505/22/2013

A sociopath who used the talent of underlings to keep her brand afloat. And when that didn't work, relied on cheap, fame-whoring p.r. tactics.

by Anonymousreply 3605/22/2013

R24, any person who has to rely on using the term "relevant" is neither young, nor hip, nor can identify a cliché in a sentence, like...OH YEAH, YOU!

by Anonymousreply 3705/24/2013

R36 out-giggles us all!

by Anonymousreply 3805/24/2013

Janbot, why do you persist in this race when you have no chance of winning?

by Anonymousreply 3905/28/2013
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