In the opening scene a giraffe being decapitated on a freeway, and there's a scene where a chicken is suffocated. How edgy. I know I'm probably the only person on earth who found the first film repulsive and about as funny as colon cancer (the second film was unwatchable), but where's the humor in this sort of cruelty?
Hangover Part II Has Scenes of Extreme (CGI) Animal Cruelty
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/28/2013|
[quote]Hangover Part II
[quote]the second film was unwatchable
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/22/2013|
I never considered seeing either one of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/22/2013|
Animal cruelty aside, the whole movie looks terrible and unpleasant to watch.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/22/2013|
OP: I didn't think the first two Hangover movies were funny either.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/22/2013|
Obviously the giraffe wasn't hurt or killed but was the chicken? Doesn't the ASPCA or something have to be on set when scenes with animals are filmed?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/22/2013|
I choke my chicken at least twice a day.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/22/2013|
The fake animal cruelty is the least of the movie's problems.
How do you know if it's unwatchable if you don't watch it, and if you watch it to find out, how is it unwatchable?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/22/2013|
Is the end of the Hangover series, or will it go on if part III does well?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/22/2013|
The first one was such a huge hit, and I've had an experience with the subject. So I bought the cd. Didn't see all of it. Threw the cd in the nearest dumpster.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/22/2013|
Lighten up? no thanks. I won't watch this shitty movie either
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/22/2013|
Yeah. Except, no, R9.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/22/2013|
I get angry when the trailer comes on TV because of the giraffe scene. Tasteless and abhorrent.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/22/2013|
Awful things happening to animals (for real) used to be considered funny. Now even fake awful things aren't. I vote we end humor. Except for the retards, of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/22/2013|
I vote we end cruel humor including the Howard Stern type of humiliation for mentally challenged people.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/22/2013|
I was worried about the intelligence of movie goers who went to the first one and thought this one was funny. Lame, lazy and dumb - sorry movies like this are of the worst kind.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/22/2013|
Isn't saying CGI just a fancy way of saying it is pretend?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/22/2013|
R 18 for the win. OP you're a hysterical freak.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/22/2013|
Even in the flash in the commercial, the giraffe didn't look real.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/22/2013|
Of couse it's ake; the issue is that people still find animal cruelty funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/22/2013|
I just watched the first two Hangovers on a plane and don't remember a giraffe. Did OP mean Part III?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/22/2013|
Obviously none of you have actually seen the movie. The giraffe ducks at the last second.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/22/2013|
[quote]Obviously none of you have actually seen the movie. The giraffe ducks at the last second.
Oh, so we're supposed to think a giraffe in peril is something to laugh at?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/22/2013|
Hollywood "comedy" is all about degrading the human spirit nowadays.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/22/2013|
I've seen the trailer and I know it's fake, but I won't see this one, just because the makers of this movie think the decapitated giraffe is funny. If I didn't know about it, I would get up and walk out.
I'm not some PETA freak either, or easily offended, but even the trailer offended me with that.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/22/2013|
I think I am more offended by the fact that none of these movies seem to have any GOOD jokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/22/2013|
The joke is that a real-life homosexual like Bradley Cooper gets to pretend to be cool and pass for straight by making "faggot" jokes.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/22/2013|
Movies regularly have scenes of extreme human cruelty that human beings enjoy.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/22/2013|
OP is a liar. There was no giraffe in Part II.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/22/2013|
[quote]Oh, so we're supposed to think a giraffe in peril is something to laugh at?
First time in a while a post has made me actually roll my eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/22/2013|
R29, man's inhumanity to man is one of the universal themes of drama. Movies that go for laughs by depicting or implying gratuitous cruelty to animals are immature at best.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/22/2013|
[quote]First time in a while a post has made me actually roll my eyes.
Right back at you, doll.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/22/2013|
Didn't see I and was taken to the Red Carpet premiere of II. The monkey was the funniest part. Is it animal cruelty to see a monkey smoke and deal drugs? At least it was original, unlike the tired "let's make fun of everyone, especially human beings that are 'less than' . . . " type of humor.
Even pretend animal cruelty or talking about animals in peril, as described in III, is a total turnoff.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/22/2013|
[quote]Movies that go for laughs by depicting or implying gratuitous cruelty to animals are immature at best.
Wow, R32, are you actually implying that "The Hangover Part III" might be an immature comedy? Well, I guess that explains it exclusion from the competition slate at Cannes.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/22/2013|
I saw Gallifanakis on Craig Ferguson last night. There is no there there. The man cannot even complete a sentence.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/22/2013|
Who cares abut CGI animal cruelty. No it's not likely to be funny, but if it's a Hangover movie, I wouldn't expect it to be funny anyway. I was dragged to see the first one and didn't care for it. Plus I hate the fat bearded stupid man so much that I have to change the channel whenever he happens to be on a talk show or commercial for a movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/22/2013|
I'll only go and see this if all three of the "dudes" get decapitated.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/22/2013|
Jesus, the notion of actually walking up to a box office and handing over ten bucks to see "Hangover 3" is totally foreign to me. Who the fuck pays to see this stuff? Or any movie with a sequel number in it.
Glad you love it 'cause you're gonna get a lot more like it. 14 year old boy jack-off movies. Cinema is doomed.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/22/2013|
While R39's aesthetic sense may be unassailable, the now-popular pose spreading all over the DL of "I can't imagine people..." and ".... it totally foreign to me" is getting old.
Save the posturing, Mary. You can conceive it, get it, understand it, and none of it is as foreign as some of the things you put into your mouth. Popular tastes are the opposite of strange. You just look silly.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/22/2013|
I'd usually side with hating the funny animal cruelty, and it's kind of hard to watch even knowing it is fake, in the preview, but the whole idea of having a giraffe in your car on the freeway is just so outlandish, that it kind of cancels out the whole idea.
On the other hand, I would not appreciate a fake chicken suffocating. That rings a realistic probability and I can't figure how it could be FUNNY in any fucking way. Thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/22/2013|
Right, because we wouldn't want to kill a chicken. That's horrifying!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/22/2013|
The people hating on this movie are probably the same people who have contributed to the dozens of threads on Mame.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/22/2013|
I hope suffocating isn't the way you kill all your chickens, Frank.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/22/2013|
I used to be a vegan, but I was never so humorless and thin skinned as OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/22/2013|
Animal cruelty is just one symptom - Hollywood producers can't think of anything really funny to show us.
Comedy is at its best when we get to watch the mighty fall.
What's mighty about a chicken?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/22/2013|
My new band is named Giraffe in Peril.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/25/2013|
Yet people people accept gun violence in movies as a normal and common thing...as something exciting and not shocking
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/25/2013|
No wonder this movie is getting bad reviews.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/25/2013|
If we could see Bradley Cooper or Zach whatever the fuck his name is THEN I would pay to see that movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/28/2013|
Why yes, you could see them in the movie. They star in it. So get to paying.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/28/2013|
What I MEANT to say is that if we could see Bradley Cooper or Zack whatever the fuck his name is GET DECAPITATED...THAT is the movie I would pay to see.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/28/2013|
OP, nice to know you work for PETA.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/28/2013|
My, such delicate princesses here.
Funny is funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/28/2013|