Sometimes you just can't hold it.
What do singers do when they're performing in concert and suddenly have to take a shit?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/21/2013|
The just go in their pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/21/2013|
Live performers wear diapers all the time while on stage. Even ballerinas. Strippers have colostomy bags which they hide under the fabric of their clothes when they take it off.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/21/2013|
Some of us don't shit at all
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/21/2013|
They hold it in. Or the band does a solo.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/21/2013|
Uh, like you prepare in advance, dipshit. It's not like this is the lottery, you prepare for performances in lots of ways. I've been on stage for over thirty years and unless you are considering sudden-onset of dysentery what you mention simply would never happen to a professional.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/21/2013|
Professional schedule their eating schedule so that it isn't an issue.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/21/2013|
Who gives a shit, baby?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/21/2013|
Just letting that shit go is my musical hook; have you heard my songs?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/21/2013|
Just how stoned are you, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/21/2013|
Thank you! Thank you so much! I love you! We're going to take a short break and then we'll be back to play for you some more!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/21/2013|
shhhhh - ARRRRRT!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/21/2013|
Just lift up your skirt and pinch one out.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/21/2013|
I think the phrase "I'm 'Bout To Get Funky Up Here" was created at a live stage performance.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/21/2013|
Grandmadonna wears Depends...
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/21/2013|
I was about to laugh over this thread, then I remembered how I had to scramble for a throne (three separate occasions) when it was nervousness-induced, as I was about minutes away from doing some public speaking. And I barely ate beforehand as preparation. God, hated that feeling.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/21/2013|
[quote]when it was nervousness-induced, as I was about minutes away from doing some public speaking
then you CLEARLY aren't speaking at a professional level.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/21/2013|
r19, chill your panties. Didn't say I was a pro. This thread just brought back.. memories. I would exchange this nervous tic for panic attack-breathe in a bag anytime.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/21/2013|
go for it
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/21/2013|
I remember a long time ago a rock singer said he had shat himself while belting out a song. Maybe it was Stephen Tyler?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/21/2013|
You throw it at your fucking audience members.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/21/2013|
“I c***ped myself on stage and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
“I was doing a dance number and I kicked s**t over two people in the front row because I had diarrhoea. I thought I’d just have a little fart, but then I’m kicking s**t over people.”
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/21/2013|
He's making that one up
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/21/2013|
Oh Darlings, as music royalty one must always have a tiara, hidden zippers and a throne on stage.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/21/2013|
You might want to ask this backup dancer.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/21/2013|
R23 I forgot all about that freak! He had SERIOUS issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/21/2013|
Once I was at an REM concert.
Mr Michael Stipe said he had to urinate.
He urinated, returned to the stage and started. the next song.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/21/2013|
What is that from, r27?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/21/2013|