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What do singers do when they're performing in concert and suddenly have to take a shit?

Sometimes you just can't hold it.

by Anonymousreply 3005/22/2013

The just go in their pants.

by Anonymousreply 105/21/2013

Live performers wear diapers all the time while on stage. Even ballerinas. Strippers have colostomy bags which they hide under the fabric of their clothes when they take it off.

by Anonymousreply 205/21/2013

that Depends.

by Anonymousreply 305/21/2013

Some of us don't shit at all

by Anonymousreply 405/21/2013

They hold it in. Or the band does a solo.

by Anonymousreply 505/21/2013

Uh, like you prepare in advance, dipshit. It's not like this is the lottery, you prepare for performances in lots of ways. I've been on stage for over thirty years and unless you are considering sudden-onset of dysentery what you mention simply would never happen to a professional.

by Anonymousreply 605/21/2013

Professional schedule their eating schedule so that it isn't an issue.

by Anonymousreply 705/21/2013

Who gives a shit, baby?

by Anonymousreply 805/21/2013

Just letting that shit go is my musical hook; have you heard my songs?

by Anonymousreply 905/21/2013

Just how stoned are you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1005/21/2013

Thank you! Thank you so much! I love you! We're going to take a short break and then we'll be back to play for you some more!

by Anonymousreply 1105/21/2013

shhhhh - ARRRRRT!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1205/21/2013

Just lift up your skirt and pinch one out.

by Anonymousreply 1305/21/2013

I think the phrase "I'm 'Bout To Get Funky Up Here" was created at a live stage performance.

by Anonymousreply 1405/21/2013

Grandmadonna wears Depends...

by Anonymousreply 1505/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 1605/21/2013

I was about to laugh over this thread, then I remembered how I had to scramble for a throne (three separate occasions) when it was nervousness-induced, as I was about minutes away from doing some public speaking. And I barely ate beforehand as preparation. God, hated that feeling.

by Anonymousreply 1705/21/2013

Opie= Umpy

by Anonymousreply 1805/21/2013

[quote]when it was nervousness-induced, as I was about minutes away from doing some public speaking

then you CLEARLY aren't speaking at a professional level.

by Anonymousreply 1905/21/2013

r19, chill your panties. Didn't say I was a pro. This thread just brought back.. memories. I would exchange this nervous tic for panic attack-breathe in a bag anytime.

by Anonymousreply 2005/21/2013

go for it

by Anonymousreply 2105/21/2013

I remember a long time ago a rock singer said he had shat himself while belting out a song. Maybe it was Stephen Tyler?

by Anonymousreply 2205/21/2013

You throw it at your fucking audience members.

by Anonymousreply 2305/21/2013

John Barrowman:

“I c***ped myself on stage and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.

“I was doing a dance number and I kicked s**t over two people in the front row because I had diarrhoea. I thought I’d just have a little fart, but then I’m kicking s**t over people.”

by Anonymousreply 2405/21/2013

He's making that one up

by Anonymousreply 2505/21/2013

Oh Darlings, as music royalty one must always have a tiara, hidden zippers and a throne on stage.

by Anonymousreply 2605/22/2013

You might want to ask this backup dancer.

by Anonymousreply 2705/22/2013

R23 I forgot all about that freak! He had SERIOUS issues.

by Anonymousreply 2805/22/2013

Once I was at an REM concert.

Mr Michael Stipe said he had to urinate.

He urinated, returned to the stage and started. the next song.

by Anonymousreply 2905/22/2013

What is that from, r27?

by Anonymousreply 3005/22/2013
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