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Fellas: Would you rather be...

Would you rather be absolutely gorgeous (perfect face and body) and have a small penis or slightly below average looking and be very well endowed?

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 1905/23/2013

I'm a well hung gorgeous guy. Where's my option?

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 105/21/2013

People like you deserve no say in this matter.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 205/21/2013

It's been shown good looking people make more money, get better jobs and generally have an easier time of it than the rest of us.

Big dicks are only important to (1) Size queens and (2) big dicks.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 305/21/2013

I'm used to #1, so I'll just stick with it.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 405/21/2013

I am a goodlooking guy with a huge cock. I could deal with being absolutely gorgeous and having an average size cock. I could deal with being slightly below average looking and having an average cock, let alone a big one. But I would find it very difficult to adapt to having a very small penis.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 505/21/2013

Just how small are we talking about?

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 605/21/2013

Straight girl with a former boyfriend who insisted on getting a penis enlargement. You inject fat from another body part into your dick. If you were good looking and thus making more money, you could waste it by getting the surgery. I guess it was worth the pain for his vanity.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 705/21/2013

Ugly with a big dick. A good haircut and stylish wardrobe can do wonders. Plus I could work on my physique and personality.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 805/21/2013

Small penis means you'll be bottoming a lot. I'm more of a top so. . .

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 905/21/2013

If you're a bottom, gorgeous and small. If you're a top, average and huge. If you're versatile? IDK.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 1005/21/2013

So far a pretty face is more important than a big schlong.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 1105/23/2013

EVERYONE sees the face.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 1205/23/2013

What R3 said. Some things are more important than getting laid.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 1305/23/2013

1. Nothing is more important than getting laid.

2. I am the average-looking-with-a-huge-cock guy and...

3. I'd take gorgeous over hung any day of the week.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 1405/23/2013

Ever notice how guys with a big dick have a bravado, a swagger, a confidence that absolutely no other man has? Doesn't matter what he looks like, or how dumb or thick-headed he is, give him a big dick and he acts like the king of the world. It is all about him. Not saying it's right, just sayin' it's so.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 1505/23/2013

so long as the smaller cock isn't TEENY TINY, I'd rather have a better body than a huge cock.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 1605/23/2013

I bet OP is referring to button dicks.

I can't count the times I've encountered a tall (5'8"+) guy with just an angry head poking out above a set of massive testicles.

As soon as you hear that two-finger stroke squeaking, run away!

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 1705/23/2013

A big dick makes nearly any man good looking in my eyes

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 1805/23/2013

Interesting that intelligence is not one of the options.

Neither is exceptional social skills.

I'd rather be highly intelligent with exceptional social skills than any of the above.

by Am the later, would chose the former. reply 1905/23/2013
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