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OKLAHOMA TORNADO! What will be CNN's name?bumper title for broadcasts this week?

TERROR ROARS IN THE HEARTLAND

TERROR COMES QUICKLY

HEARTLAND DEVASTATION

not catchy enough..... what will it be?

by Anonymousreply 5305/21/2013

Anderson gets plowed in OK

by Anonymousreply 105/20/2013

HORROR IN THE HEARTLAND

by Anonymousreply 205/20/2013

GOD TO MOORE, OK: FUCK YOU!

by Anonymousreply 305/20/2013

TERROR FROM THE SKY

by Anonymousreply 405/20/2013

CHARDONNAY HOOTENANNY

by Anonymousreply 505/20/2013

PLUCKY OKIES WILL RETURN AND REBUILD SO THEY CAN LOSE IT ALL AGAIN NEXT YEAR!

by Anonymousreply 605/20/2013

RED STATE BEGS FOR FEMA MONEY!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 705/20/2013

Gone With The Wind: A Soledad O'Brien Special

by Anonymousreply 805/20/2013

This should be used as a test case for the Tea Party's philosophy of government.

All federal disaster relief funds should be withheld and the Tea Party should be responsible for coming up with the money.

by Anonymousreply 905/20/2013

Sweet Brown OKC resident

maybe CNN will recycle her classic response to a fire for their title.

by Anonymousreply 1005/20/2013

HEL-LO, LANDO HITE

by Anonymousreply 1105/20/2013

MOORE, MOORE, MOORE!

by Anonymousreply 1205/20/2013

FOX will blame it on Obama.

by Anonymousreply 1305/20/2013

HELEN HUNT'S REVENGE

by Anonymousreply 1405/20/2013

DOROTHY, YOU IN DANGER GIRL!

by Anonymousreply 1505/20/2013

[quote]FOX will blame it on Obama

So will CNN.

by Anonymousreply 1605/20/2013

The Hammerstein!

by Anonymousreply 1705/20/2013

I keep hearing about this shirtless Lando Hite interview - I demand a link!

by Anonymousreply 1805/20/2013

Climate change denier fucktards still will.

by Anonymousreply 1905/20/2013

[quote]Climate change denier fucktards still will.

Honey, we've always had tornadoes. This isn't anything new. You sound like a fuckwit.

by Anonymousreply 2005/20/2013

LOVE! VALOUR! DEVASTATION!

by Anonymousreply 2105/20/2013

Thank goodness you guys have restored my faith in humanity. For a moment there, I thought you might have real concern for those killed or injured.

by Anonymousreply 2205/20/2013

Scary time lapse footage

by Anonymousreply 2305/20/2013

CHICKS 'N' DUCKS 'N' GEESE BETTER FUCKIN' SCURRY: DISASTER IN OKLAHOMA

by Anonymousreply 2405/20/2013

Won't somebody PLEASE think about the children?!?

by Anonymousreply 2505/20/2013

R22- Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight.

by Anonymousreply 2605/20/2013

DARK-SKINNED TORNADO!

by Anonymousreply 2705/20/2013

That giant sucking sound

by Anonymousreply 2805/20/2013

BLOW ANDERSON BLOW

by Anonymousreply 2905/20/2013

LOL R27!

by Anonymousreply 3005/20/2013

DARWINISM IN ACTION!

by Anonymousreply 3105/20/2013

ABC might have the worst of all.

They just interrupted for a special report to show the President's speech. Headline: "Direct Hit: Twister Outbreak."

by Anonymousreply 3205/21/2013

This isn't a joke, honestly!

by Anonymousreply 3305/21/2013

DANCING WITH THE WIND: THE MIRROR TROPHY EDITION

by Anonymousreply 3405/21/2013

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 3505/21/2013

ANDERSON VS. THE DOUBLETREE SIGN: THE REMATCH!!!

by Anonymousreply 3605/21/2013

They were already broadcasting in over-the-top, dramatic tone this morning.

John Burman, sans his omnipresent brown suede jacket a'la Boston, was his typical frantic, exploitive self while reporting back to Zorida Zambolin in New York.

Then he had Chris Cuomo, gushing his feigned, self mourning, smearing "human interest" take that he learned form the pro herself, Diane Sawyer.

Sawyer and ABC News is likely already doing final edits on tonights special report on how the tornado targeted only women and girls and how females tend to suffer more from natural disaster. TONIGHT at 6:30 on ABC WORLD NEWS!

by Anonymousreply 3705/21/2013

Everyone knows it's windy.

by Anonymousreply 3805/21/2013

"Being Black in Tornado Alley (Black Skies, Black Struggles)": A CNN special report examining the unique challenges faced by African-Americans who live in tornado-prone states.

by Anonymousreply 3905/21/2013

[quote]FOX will blame it on Obama.

And call it Tornado Benghazi!

by Anonymousreply 4005/21/2013

"HEARTLAND TERROR: And the Winds Blew!"

"NATURE'S BATTLE IN THE HEARTLAND"

"OKLAHOMA IS.... NOT OK!"

Just saw the bumper--- the best CNN could come up with was "OKLAHOMA TORNADOES." They must be running out of exciting breaking news names.

by Anonymousreply 4105/21/2013

Until it was designated F4, they were calling it HISTORIC TORNADO.

by Anonymousreply 4205/21/2013

Anderson gets to wear his own wardrobe. No CNN logo jackets for him. Same with SanJAY.

by Anonymousreply 4305/21/2013

GOD TO MOORE, OK: GOTCHA AGAIN! SHAME ON YOU

by Anonymousreply 4405/21/2013

Why did they go so crazy over this tornado? It's an F5, there are 51 dead, it's possibly the largest tornado in US history..... And it turns out to be an F4 with only 2 dozen dead. Big schmiel

by Anonymousreply 4505/21/2013

A CLICHED TORNADO: COMPLETE AND UTTER DEVASTATION!

by Anonymousreply 4605/21/2013

OKLAHOMA TORNADO: NOT SO GREAT AFTER ALL. MY BAD

by Anonymousreply 4705/21/2013

TORNAD'OH!

by Anonymousreply 4805/21/2013

A hurricane just hit Oklahoma City.

by Anonymousreply 4905/21/2013

"It's hard to describe what's going on. It's almost like a tornado hit OK."

by Anonymousreply 5005/21/2013

20 CHILDREN DEAD! (actually only 7) but ... 20 CHILDREN DEAD!

by Anonymousreply 5105/21/2013

'CHICKS 'N' DUCKS 'N' GEESE BETTER FUCKIN' SCURRY: DISASTER IN OKLAHOMA"

I love this one...I cracked up!

Thanks R24!

by Anonymousreply 5205/21/2013

I like it too R52

by Anonymousreply 5305/21/2013
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