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Madonna Makes An Even Bigger Ass Out Of Herself Tonight At The Billboard Music Awards


by Anonymousreply 20806/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 105/19/2013

She got fat.

by Anonymousreply 205/19/2013


I would say this is hilarious, but at this point it's just downright sad.

by Anonymousreply 305/19/2013

Lourdes must be so proud.

by Anonymousreply 505/19/2013

I'm not sure who's uglier - her or Will.I.Am.

by Anonymousreply 605/19/2013

Will.I.Am looks human.

by Anonymousreply 705/19/2013

Totally edgy!

by Anonymousreply 805/19/2013

She's shrewd! She has stringy arms, so she shows only her (great) legs!

It is said that legs go last on an aging woman, so if one has good ones, one shows them!

by Anonymousreply 905/19/2013

She has porker thighs. Put them away, granny!

by Anonymousreply 1005/19/2013

Mae West in Sextette!

by Anonymousreply 1105/19/2013

R12 And Madbot has arrived!!!

by Anonymousreply 1305/19/2013

Fuck, I think she looks great. If I look half that good at her age I will be really happy. That body is actually nothing short of amazing for a fifty-four year old.

Y'all are all some jealous bitches.

by Anonymousreply 1405/19/2013

She never leaves the house now without those fingerless gloves to cover up the old-lady hands.

by Anonymousreply 1505/19/2013

"Y'all are all some jealous bitches'

Nobody is jealous of a fifty-four year old woman who goes out in public looking like an old hooker.

by Anonymousreply 1705/19/2013

She looks great.

OP, you got nuthin'. Give it up.

by Anonymousreply 1805/19/2013

That outfit reminds me of a hooker that hangs out down by the Travel Lodge and 7-11. Bless her heart.

by Anonymousreply 1905/19/2013

What a whore!

by Anonymousreply 2005/19/2013

[quote]Nobody is jealous of a fifty-four year old woman who goes out in public looking like an old hooker.

The frothing here says otherwise. People who don't have your issues would have just ignored it.

by Anonymousreply 2105/19/2013

R11 called it.

by Anonymousreply 2205/19/2013

[quote]That outfit reminds me of a hooker that hangs out down by the Travel Lodge and 7-11. Bless her heart.

Same difference.

by Anonymousreply 2305/19/2013

Troll dar lights this place up!

by Anonymousreply 2405/19/2013

She's using elderly tricks to hide her arms. Legs are her best feature at 64 but that face has been hit by a sledge hammer. Fug.

by Anonymousreply 2505/19/2013

What a bunch of jealous hags! You are making FOOLS of yourselves.

by Anonymousreply 2605/19/2013

Just sad. She has become what she used to ridicule.

by Anonymousreply 2705/19/2013

She looks pretty hot to me!

by Anonymousreply 2805/19/2013

Still prancing around in garter belts at her age? Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 2905/19/2013

She looks cheap and vulgar.

by Anonymousreply 3005/19/2013

This old skank is the same woman who put out Ray of Light?

by Anonymousreply 3105/19/2013

She looks like an Alabama housewife dressed up as a dance hall girl for the annual Opelika Golf and Country Club costume ball.

by Anonymousreply 3205/19/2013

That look was a joke in a Laurel and Hardy silent; Jean Harlow's skirt got caught in a car door and she had no idea she was parading about bottomless.

by Anonymousreply 3305/19/2013

If her legs were really good she wouldn't be covering them up with that netting every time she goes out prancing around in her granny underwear. She did the same shit at the Met Gala.

She has no grace, no taste, no intelligence. She is not an admirable woman. She should stick with the pro-gun hoodies.

by Anonymousreply 3405/19/2013

OP you wouldn't know Madonna Cool, if she crawled up and bit your balls off. But by your bitching like a little eight year old girl, perhaps she has.

by Anonymousreply 3505/19/2013

when is she on in the show....i don't want to watch the whole thing

by Anonymousreply 3605/19/2013

r37=a material girl

by Anonymousreply 3805/19/2013

She's our current Dietrich.

by Anonymousreply 3905/19/2013

R30 is that Jonah Hill?

by Anonymousreply 4005/19/2013

I thought Dietrich, too.

Anyway, she has been wearing something like that for decades, and isn't everyone else now, too?

by Anonymousreply 4105/19/2013

Now there's an Amsterdam dayshifter if I ever saw one.

by Anonymousreply 4205/19/2013

She's appropriately dressed. Those are granny panties after all.

by Anonymousreply 4305/19/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4405/19/2013

Did she have her Depends on underneath?

by Anonymousreply 4505/19/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4605/19/2013

R37, that "billionaire" con was from Vadge's own PR people. The estimate has been severely revised downward, setting her worth at about $500 million.

Not chump change by any means so you don't have to lie but she's no billionaire.

by Anonymousreply 4705/19/2013

never even nominated

by Anonymousreply 4805/19/2013

Time for Grandmadonna to hang it up.

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by Anonymousreply 5005/19/2013

She's reductive.

by Anonymousreply 5105/19/2013

She's been going into meltdown mode for the last several years. She refuses to accept that she's old now and thinks that by dressing like a hooker and paying 20-somethings to be her boyfriends will keep her young. It's just sad now.

by Anonymousreply 5205/19/2013

I think Guy Ritchie dumping her really pushed her over the edge

by Anonymousreply 5305/19/2013

[quote]I think Guy Ritchie dumping her really pushed her over the edge

I think so. It drives her insane that he has moved on with his life: He's got a hot 30 year old girlfriend who's a model and has two kids with her now. And the fact that he got a ton of her money because she was too stupid to get a prenup was the icing on the cake.

by Anonymousreply 5405/20/2013

How tasteful..

by Anonymousreply 5505/20/2013

[quote]NO one mentioned that she was there to collect her award for her $350 million dollar MDNA tour which made her a Billionaire per Forbes magazine?

Forbes confirmed that she's NOT A BILLIONAIRE, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 5605/20/2013

Madonna really is and has been ripping off Cher for the last couple of years, from the boyfriends, to these outfits, even the wigs.

by Anonymousreply 5705/20/2013

She's got bruises all over her legs.

by Anonymousreply 5805/20/2013

R11 is right, except Mae didn't have what appears to be a dowager's hump at Madge's age - or at the age she did Sextette.

Why is Ciccone leaning down and forward like that. Were the garters too tight?

by Anonymousreply 5905/20/2013

[quote]OP you wouldn't know Madonna Cool, if she crawled up and bit your balls off.

Madonna has never been cool. She's corny right down to the faux British accent, and the shouting "motherfucker" on stage thinking she's edgy. She's a kid's embarrassing parent. Dina Lohan is cooler than Madonna. Madonna has no life. She's a soulless creature.

[quote]But by your bitching like a little eight year old girl, perhaps she has.

The irony.

by Anonymousreply 6005/20/2013

She's like one of those old dementia patients who just wanders off if their caretakers aren't watching them closely. She a mess and an old hag. Time to lock her away.

by Anonymousreply 6105/20/2013

"porker thighs"! excellent. stockings like that can make skinny legs look fat - and she works out too much so that her legs have always been thick. she is nothing, NOTHING, like Dietrich. bite your tongue.

by Anonymousreply 6205/20/2013

This is how I imagine the plumey princesses of DL who post on this thread, must look like when they carp about Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 6305/20/2013

She's a narcissist and it will probably kill her to lose her fans/fame/adoration.

by Anonymousreply 6405/20/2013

Behold the ravages of age!!!

by Anonymousreply 6505/20/2013

I am still shocked when Madonna gives a speech. Sounds stupid and says um too much. She was VERY uncomfortable on stage.

by Anonymousreply 6605/20/2013

I have a feeling it's going to get worse than that.

by Anonymousreply 6705/20/2013

She should be uncomfortable on stage. She looks ridiculous and desperate trying to keep up with pop stars who are far more younger / hotter.

by Anonymousreply 6805/20/2013

I think in her case that even if people around her are telling her to dress her age she's going to do the exact opposite. It's Madonna she will walking around in her underwear until she's 90.

by Anonymousreply 6905/20/2013

I don't hope for this outcome, but I predict that within four years Lourdes is going to have a tiny bit of the Lohan thing happening. Not to the extreme that Lilo has become, rather more like she was when she was pre-Ronson and still employable.

by Anonymousreply 7005/20/2013

LOL at this!!! Look at Taylor Swift's mouth after she sees Justin kissing Selena

by Anonymousreply 7105/20/2013

There is nothing more pathetic than ageing pop stars!

by Anonymousreply 7205/20/2013

Madonna AND HER Loot!

by Anonymousreply 7405/20/2013

Madonna is getting to look more and more like Mae West with each passing year. I wouldn't put a remake of Sextette past her.

by Anonymousreply 7505/20/2013

Her face looks good for the most part. Her thighs are chunkier than I expected. And she sounded more comfortable onstage than she usually does.

She is getting a hunchback however.

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by Anonymousreply 7705/20/2013

The ever lovely, Lady GaGa! She is fucking DEEVINE!!!

by Anonymousreply 7805/20/2013

The Divine Miss Janet (Miss Jackson if you happen to have a braised leg of lamb under the couch!)

by Anonymousreply 7905/20/2013

Cut a slice off of dat bootie butt, but the cooties cost extra!

by Anonymousreply 8005/20/2013

RIP Madge

by Anonymousreply 8105/20/2013

R63/R73/R74/R78/R79/R80/R82 = Madbot having a MAJOR MELTDOWN!!!

by Anonymousreply 8305/20/2013

There's really nothing sadder than someone who thinks using trolldar makes them smarter than everyone else on the thread, R83. Any idiot could have figured out that those posts were all from the same unhinged fool.

by Anonymousreply 8405/20/2013

Marlene 1956 at 54 years old

by Anonymousreply 8605/20/2013

R1/2, etc., trolldar proves you to be completely unhinged. (Not only on this thread, but on multiple other threads). We're not concerned, hon, but you should be. Please seek professional help.

by Anonymousreply 8705/20/2013

With every passing year...

by Anonymousreply 8805/20/2013

She's frightening to look at now. But really, this will be nothing compared to what's to come. Madonna's going to wind up looking like the Duchess of Alba. And like the Duchess, she won't think anything is wrong with her looks because her lackies will tell her otherwise, as will the pretty boy gold diggers.

by Anonymousreply 8905/20/2013

Uh-oh. Madbot is pissed and off her meds. No other pop star is safe!

by Anonymousreply 9005/20/2013

If anyone wants Madumbbell's outfit it comes as a matching mother and daughter look for only 19.95 at Bloomingdales!! You better hurry while supplies last!

Please! to compare this loser with Marlene Dietrich and Mae West is highly insulting. Wow! Lady Gagag is Lady Caca in that link. Mama Mia Lady Caca looks like a piece of shit! more so than usual.

by Anonymousreply 9105/20/2013

Why did she forget to put her skirt on?

by Anonymousreply 9205/20/2013

There is breaking news that just came in from daughter Lourdes. Hi everyone, apparently mommie dearest was stoned when she arrived at the Billboard Music Awards ,and her dress accidentally ripped off as she was getting out of the limo waving and smiling at her beloved fans.Know one at the award's show didn't tell Mommie dearest that her dress is gone because uhm? well? no one likes mommie dearest. Mommie dearest passed out on her bed with her awards still in her arms saying, my fans still love your mommie my darling Lourdes. So uhm? when she wakes up and sees herself in the papers? well uhm? shit is going to hit the fan,so I'm double checking my closet to make sure that I don't have wired hangers, and I called my boyfriend not to call me for a month because if he does, mommie dearest will say weird shit over and over again that I know where the booze and the boys are.

by Anonymousreply 9305/20/2013

Wow, R93. You should totally write comedy full-time.

by Anonymousreply 9405/20/2013


by Anonymousreply 9505/20/2013

LOL@R93! You don't have a shred of judgement left, do you? No brain filter at all. Just any fucking stupid thing that passes through your brain or through your ass you just have to type here and make a fool of yourself. This is one of the reasons people don't like you and why you have no friends.

by Anonymousreply 9605/20/2013

[quote]LOL at this!!! Look at Taylor Swift's mouth after she sees Justin kissing Selena

Love Taylor's reaction. When Miley Cirus handed Justin Bieber's award to him, she looked like she didnt want to get near him. Bieber must be a pain in the ass.

Didn't anyone else catch Justin's trashy tattoos?

by Anonymousreply 9705/20/2013

Madonna with Celine. Really shows you how ridiculous Madonna looks.

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by Anonymousreply 9905/20/2013

Madonna is silly, but the show was saved by people booing Justin Beiber.

by Anonymousreply 10005/20/2013

They booed the Biebs? Nice. The audience is smarter than the organization giving the awards.

I was just going to comment on the taste level of any group that makes that Bieber fool their "Top Male Artist" of the year.

No wonder shitty singers like Vadge and Carly Rae Jepson get awards from these clowns.

by Anonymousreply 10105/20/2013

Flopadonna is going to end up like Baby Jane Hudson.

by Anonymousreply 10205/20/2013

Madonna looks like Sharon Stone in the Celine pic. Her outfit was no doubt leftover from her punk appearance at the Metropolitan gala

by Anonymousreply 10305/20/2013

I couldn't get over the fact that she used Will.I.Am as her personal assistant and that she stated, "they must not know how tall I am and that doesn't make me happy" referring to the mike. I mean were your garters to tight that you couldn't bend down to speak?

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by Anonymousreply 10505/20/2013

[quote]I couldn't get over the fact that she used Will.I.Am as her personal assistant and that she stated, "they must not know how tall I am and that doesn't make me happy" referring to the mike. I mean were your garters to tight that you couldn't bend down to speak?

I guess she figured the black guy could serve as her slave. She was so fucking lazy she couldn't even hold her award herself.

And as for the "that doesn't make me happy" comment, I'm not surprised. NOTHING makes that miserable bitch happy.

by Anonymousreply 10605/20/2013

she looked AMAZING!! And she won 3 Billboard awards that night. Hardly relevant [snicker]

by Anonymousreply 10705/20/2013

108 posts since last night!

by Anonymousreply 10805/20/2013

[quote]No wonder shitty singers like Vadge and Carly Rae Jepson get awards from these clowns.

These awards were handed out based on album, single, tour, etc... sales.

There was no vote, it was all based on what the public is purchasing.

by Anonymousreply 10905/20/2013

I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me.

by Anonymousreply 11005/20/2013

Tsk tsk r112, I think you used the magic word.

by Anonymousreply 11405/20/2013

Agree with R53, something profound happened in her psyche when she had to face that even she, *Madonna*, could be rejected and replaced by a younger, more physically desireable woman. Since then she's completely regressed emotionally and everything she's doing now is a vain attempt to prove to herself that she can still be the sex symbol she so desperately wants to be, no matter how ridiculous it looks to everyone else.

by Anonymousreply 11505/20/2013

[quote] I bet that "pretentious sunglasses" move was pre-planned.

Of course it was.

by Anonymousreply 11605/20/2013

[quote]There was no vote, it was all based on what the public is purchasing.

and her album and singles flopped. The entire thing is a sham.

by Anonymousreply 11705/20/2013


by Anonymousreply 11805/20/2013

I wonder which one of her kids is going to be the one that murders her.

by Anonymousreply 11905/20/2013

YAWN at the hissing queens.

by Anonymousreply 12005/20/2013

R121, Madonna popularized that look, visible dye roots, women used to be embarrassed about it but Madonna helped turn it into a fashion statement. I'm not a fan, just giving credit where due, she popularized a really big trend there.

by Anonymousreply 12205/21/2013

Chilren, itz tahm tuh go tuh bay-eed.

by Anonymousreply 12305/21/2013

Why are so many gay men jealous and threatened by a sexy old lady .

by Anonymousreply 12405/21/2013

R124 Hi Vadge!

by Anonymousreply 12505/21/2013
by Anonymousreply 12605/21/2013

Is there anything sadder than an old whore?

by Anonymousreply 12705/21/2013

She'll always be a pop icon but her desperation and unwillingness to evolve with some dignity as she gets older is doing her legacy no favours

by Anonymousreply 12805/21/2013

She really just keeps sinking lower and lower - now she's hanging out with reality trash Kim Kardashian to look hip with the kids.

by Anonymousreply 12905/21/2013

"Madonna popularized that look, visible dye roots, women used to be embarrassed about it but Madonna helped turn it into a fashion statement'

Deborah Harry had that look in the seventies. If anybody turned it into a "fashion statement" it was her. And Deborah Harry was a babe even with dark roots; Madonna always looked like a slovenly cheap hooker.

Her habit of wearing underwear as outerwear was not orginated by her either. The slutty groupie Pamela Des Barres was photographed several times out in public wearing nothing but a corset, garter belt and stockings. This also took place in the seventies, way before Madonna came upon the scene.

by Anonymousreply 13005/21/2013

I call bullshit on r126 photo. That was photoshop to the max.

Granmadonna hasn't looked that good in years.

by Anonymousreply 13105/21/2013

Debbie didn't have the MTV exposure Madonna did, her solo career was sputtering by the time MTV took off in 1982. Madonna became the MTV It Girl the next year, she's the one that popularized the dark roots look. Debbie's Solid Gold appearances could hardly compare to Madonna in permanent heavy-rotation on MTV.

by Anonymousreply 13205/21/2013

[quote]Deborah Harry had that look in the seventies.

So did Wendy O. Williams from The Plasmatics. There were several people did it long before old copycat Vadge did it, but as usual, her stans want to give her the credit for everything. If MTV had been around in the 70's, these Vadge stans wouldn't be saying all this crap.

by Anonymousreply 13305/21/2013

I get that she wants to show she's a fit 54, Cher recently did the same thing and she's 67, but she herself saw how ridiculous it was. Madge doesn't seem to get that.

by Anonymousreply 13405/21/2013

As pretentious as she was, there were very few artists there who radiated her star power. Other than Celine Dion and Prince.

When Nicky Minaj started flapping her butt cheeks I had to turn the channel. When I turned back later, Jennifer Lopez was flapping her butt cheeks.

Is this what its become?

by Anonymousreply 13505/21/2013

The cuntiest cunt who ever CUNTED.

by Anonymousreply 13605/22/2013

Don't quite get the hysterical overreactions. She looks millions better than bloated, double-chinned, moobed Keanu Reeves.

by Anonymousreply 13705/22/2013

If she had an ounce of sense, she would buy a few chic St.John knit suits which would show her shape to it's benefit and begin a new phase of elegance and style, rather than grasping at "fashion". She will never be willowy and elegant a la Babe Paley, but stop with the swollen biceps and meaty thighs. It's time for a slim lady figure. I wonder if there is anyone in her life, male or female, who has the ability to speak truth to power with her? As a woman close to her age, it really makes me cringe to see her literally holding on with a death grip to a persona from 30 years ago. Sure, I could put on hot pants and a corset as seen in the fashion magazines, but just because you CAN do something does not mean you should. If she doesn't wise up pretty damn quick, her legacy will have no cachet left, and she will be cemented into the "lost her marbles" category permanently.

by Anonymousreply 13805/22/2013

She's about the same age as now as Kitty Carlisle was in 1965.

Now imagine Kitty Carlisle appearing on a youth-oriented program like Hullabaloo or Shindig in 1965.

by Anonymousreply 13905/22/2013

[quote]Don't quite get the hysterical overreactions. She looks millions better than bloated, double-chinned, moobed Keanu Reeves.

The difference is that Keanu doesn't turn up to events half naked like this old whore does. Plus, she's got 4 kids - she might want to try thinking about how they might get just a tad embarrassed that their mother looks like an old hooker.

by Anonymousreply 14005/22/2013

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by Anonymousreply 14205/22/2013

Thank you posting that website!

I never would have known that the "Express Yourself" video is a take-off of Metropolis or "Like A Virgin" was Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend.

Fucking mind blowing information there!

by Anonymousreply 14305/22/2013

Fuckin' THIEVES...all of them!

Someone call the cops!!!!

by Anonymousreply 14405/22/2013

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by Anonymousreply 14605/22/2013

I find it hilarious that r142 linked to that site run by some nut. A sampling of her nuttiness:

***It was revealed this week, the FBI and its parent agency, the Department of Justice, have been wiretapping and obtaining the phone records of Associated Press reporters, in conduct that has shocked the newsgathering agency into outrage. They are looking for tips, scoops and advanced warnings of potentially incendiary political stories/scandals, with the hope of cutting them off at the pass (so much for free press). As stated above, for years the Judiciary Report has repeatedly written on the site that the FBI/DOJ are unconstitutionally spying on journalists.

I found this out the hard way. The problem began when I was interviewed by the FBI in November 2005, after sending in a formal complaint about illegal wiretapping, phone hacking, hacking and criminal copyright infringement regarding Madonna and her associates in Hollywood (and she has a long history of stealing people's copyrights). I had to go to the FBI, as Congress mandates incidents of copyright infringement, especially criminal copyright infringement, must be investigated by the FBI. Under the law, they are the agency that has jurisdiction in said matters.

During the interview, I gave them tips about Madonna and Kabbalah's private investigator, Anthony Pellicano, which were used verbatim when he was arrested four months later and indicted, then convicted for wiretapping, hacking, racketeering and identity theft, on behalf of Hollywood stars who paid him to do their dirty work.

However, I'm not an FBI tipster or informant, never been paid by the agency, as all I revealed to them was said due to my repulsion at being victimized by the aforementioned people in Hollywood. I was promised the standard report on their investigation into the aforementioned criminal misconduct by Madonna, but headquarters in Washington kyboshed the report the Miami FBI promised, due to the head of the agency, Robert S. Mueller, having accepted a large bribe from Madonna, according to one of my credible sources.***


***Why Are My Lyrics In Michelle Obama's Speeches

I noticed something very peculiar. Two of my preexisting, unique, copyrighted lyrics that were first published to my website in 2004, registered with ASCAP as apart of my music publishing at that time and posted on several unaffiliated lyrics sites, the distinct lines, “(loop)hole to your soul.” and “You talk like a white girl” later appeared in two separate informal speeches First Lady Michelle Obama gave that were picked up by the press.***

Seriously r142, do you not know the difference between legitimate websites and quackery?

by Anonymousreply 14705/22/2013

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by Anonymousreply 14805/22/2013

#138, she's trying to milk the sexy thing for the last drop. She literally has :15 seconds left on the sex bomb thang. Maybe she has one more tour left where she can take her clothes off onstage, etc. who knows. Obviously they're still lucrative, as she received the touring award.

But when you're receiving one of those big awards, I think more formal wear would be appropriate. I would have liked her to come out in a gown, hair all flowing, cleavage showing.

by Anonymousreply 14905/22/2013

Madonna has no hesitancy to be 54 and still climb into a get-up like that. Fine. That Madonna knows her age and still does this, however,isn't the problem.

Instead, the problem is that I KNOW SHE'S 54.

And whether it's Cher, Madonna, George Clooney, or the Man in the Moon, I don't want to see any 54 year old, no matter what shape they're in, wearing fishnet anything

One would think she'd have more sense then to appear to look as though she's an homage to Mamie Van Doren.

Another +1 with r138 and I write this as a decades long casual fan of Madonna's.

by Anonymousreply 15005/22/2013

You can tell she directed the whole acceptance speech.

by Anonymousreply 15105/22/2013

"I don't want to see any 54 year old, no matter what shape they're in, wearing fishnet anything "

Why? Is age offensive somehow?

"You can tell she directed the whole acceptance speech."

What does this even mean? That she was prepared and thought it out? How awful of her...

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by Anonymousreply 15305/22/2013

She's a boob

by Anonymousreply 15405/22/2013

Good artists copy.

Great artists steal.

by Anonymousreply 15505/22/2013

r140: Let's think of the CHILDREN!!!???!! I think not.

by Anonymousreply 15605/22/2013

Fantastic legs. Captivating eyes. Still a dominating force.

Why are so many gay men so jealous of this woman?

by Anonymousreply 15705/22/2013

Iind it hilarious that people onhere are calling her a whore and a slut.

I'd love to know how many anonymous cocks they have sucked in bathroom stalls over the years.

by Anonymousreply 15805/22/2013

[quote]Madonna popularized that look, visible dye roots, women used to be embarrassed about it but Madonna helped turn it into a fashion statement.

Oh, my sides, MY SIDES!

Looking awful and tacky is something you want to give her credit for? Ha! It's like claiming to be the originator of walking around with one's fly down!

by Anonymousreply 15905/22/2013

I like how Lourdes flashed her copy of "The Bell Jar" as she headed into the church of Satan - I mean the Kaballah center. Lourdes is right here with us. Maybe even posting.

by Anonymousreply 16005/22/2013

She was clearly going for the Vanity 6/Apollonia 6 look at the awards. V6 cultivated the lingerie as outerwear look before Madonna did it.

by Anonymousreply 16105/22/2013

I saw this scraggly old woman today. 70-75 age range. Big, phony blonde fall attached to her ancient skull. Wearing black leggings.

I kept saying to people -- "Hey, look, it's Madonna ... Look, there's Madonna over there."

It amused me anyway.

by Anonymousreply 16205/22/2013

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by Anonymousreply 16305/22/2013

^This never happened.

by Anonymousreply 16405/22/2013

[quote]Why? Is age offensive somehow?

In Madonna's case, it's sad.

People wear shit like that to entice. Men who are into 55 year olds and not into seeing a woman look like that. They're into 20 years old looking like that. It's not necessary for her to be dressing in such a ridiculous getup. She's not going to be getting anyone wearing. No one finds her sexy enough to have sex with her (unless she pays them). She has all that horrible plastic surgery, which just confirms her desperation to be youthful.

Oh, and her legs. Her legs have bruises all over them.

by Anonymousreply 16505/22/2013

R161 Yep. One more example of Vadge copying off others and taking the credit.

by Anonymousreply 16605/22/2013

Not a Madonna fan but those legs are gorgeous. As noted above; Mae West in Sextette. She's never going to let it go and it is quite sad.

by Anonymousreply 16705/22/2013

She seems to going for this whole Mae West in Sextette thing.

by Anonymousreply 16805/23/2013

r163 is in his 20s.

by Anonymousreply 16905/23/2013

What are you going to do about it losers? I already got all your money.

by Anonymousreply 17005/23/2013

R170 Not mine, honey! Never have and never will give you a penny you old whore.

by Anonymousreply 17105/23/2013

So apparently Express Yourself is an idea people like, unless they don't like what you express.

by Anonymousreply 17205/23/2013

God, what a bunch of scary queens on this thread.

Look, the woman is still hugely popular. That's why you're trying so hard to break her down.

It's really weird since...

She's never really hurt the gay community.

She's brought visibility to the gay community (and before you start, no one ever gave a good fuck about any of these no-names you claim she copied. The point is SHE brought these to America for discussion (and I include expressing your [gay] sexuality). She was on Nightline defending herself which led to a greater discussion etc etc)

I just don't get why you hate on a woman who has never been in rehab, never been a Republican, likes Michael Moore for fuck's sake.

And to the queens ridiculing her outfit: you're right, your 54 year old mother couldn't get away with that look. BUT THIS IS MADONNA.

She commands respect because she's earned it.

by Anonymousreply 17305/23/2013

Here's the gay male equivalent of her look.

by Anonymousreply 17405/23/2013


[italic] ENOUGH! [/italic]

by Anonymousreply 17505/23/2013

"She's brought visibility to the gay community (and before you start, no one ever gave a good fuck about any of these no-names you claim she copied. The point is SHE brought these to America for discussion (and I include expressing your [gay] sexuality). She was on Nightline defending herself which led to a greater discussion etc etc)"

Your idiocy is mind-boggling, even for a Madonnabot.

So you think that old whore brought "visibility to the gay community?" Ever heard of Stonewall? Or Harvey Milk? Or "The Boys In The Band?" Or "The Children's Hour?" Of course you haven't. You think Madonna invented homosexuality and made it popular. You are ignorant beyong imagining.

So you think Marlene Dietrich and Marilyn Monroe were "no-names?" Are you really that retarded? Are you really?

Apparently you consider Madonna a kind of savior for gays. Maybe you're the same idiot who once posted on a thread like this that Madonna "put uus on the map" and that nobody even knew gays existed until she came along.

You are too fucking stupid to live.

by Anonymousreply 17605/23/2013

"She commands respect because she's earned it."

Yep, a woman who's been immortalized in photos showing her with her nose in a guy's asshole and her legs splayed open to display her gorilla-hairy crotch certainly does command respect indeed.

by Anonymousreply 17705/23/2013

It is amazing how you can judge the real-time nelliness of some people by their posts, like R165. How do you survive in the real world?

by Anonymousreply 17805/24/2013

The music is shit. If her music were good, this would make sense somehow. She really, really fucked up her music career.

by Anonymousreply 17905/24/2013

Amen, R179

by Anonymousreply 18005/24/2013

R179, tell that to the 2.2 million people who shelled out $360+ to hear her in concert last year.

by Anonymousreply 18105/24/2013

Not talking about money, R181

by Anonymousreply 18205/24/2013

This ugly little queen still thinks that she's cool[R175,179] ! Let me clue you in, she's not.

by Anonymousreply 18305/25/2013

[quote]tell that to the 2.2 million people who shelled out $360+ to hear her in concert last year.

2.2 million compared to how many people living in the world currently?

by Anonymousreply 18405/25/2013

[quote]Look, the woman is still hugely popular.

No, madbot, not even close.

by Anonymousreply 18505/25/2013

R184, what an asinine remark!

by Anonymousreply 18605/25/2013

JANBOT has run away, shamed and humiliated.

by Anonymousreply 18705/27/2013

well, it may not sound like much, but i take a lot of comfort knowing i'm happier than she is. my material worth is less than nothing compared to her wealth, but she has never changed from the shallow, petty, megalomaniac she was when she started. oh, yeah - she is now probably bitter too.

by Anonymousreply 18805/27/2013

[quote]oh, yeah - she is now probably bitter too.

Of course she's bitter. It eats her alive that her ex husband is in a happy new relationship with a woman young enough to be her daughter and that they have two babies together. The icing on the cake is that they're living off of the $75+ million that she had to shell out in the divorce because she was too stupid to get a prenup.

I would hate to be her. Now the only boyfriends she can get are foreign street trash that she pays for.

by Anonymousreply 18905/27/2013

R189, " Now the only boyfriends she can get are foreign street trash that she pays for."

You mean like Janet's old hook-nosed Arab husband?

by Anonymousreply 19005/28/2013

R189, I notice you spend a lot of time telling all of us how Madonna FEELS and how Janet or GaGa FEELS, quite as if you actually know these people (which is symptomatic of your peculiar psychosis), why don't you just throttle it back a bit and just tell us how YOU feel. Or is it YOU who is bitter and YOU who is actually jealous.?

by Anonymousreply 19105/28/2013


R178/R181/R186/R187/R190/R191 = All the same person!!

by Anonymousreply 19205/28/2013

Poor Janbot. Janbot is to DataLounge as Martha is Virginia Woolf.

by Anonymousreply 19305/28/2013

R190 Janet's husband Wissam is about 15 years younger than she. And he is not hook nosed. Arabs are quick to have their beaks "Europeanized".

by Anonymousreply 19405/28/2013

Separated at birth...

by Anonymousreply 19505/28/2013

[quote]JANBOT has run away, shamed and humiliated.

Not hardly, honey. I realize that I'm sorely missed whenever I dare step away from DL for a few minutes, but I, unlike yourself, have a life. Now go shove your "Like a Virgin" cassette tape up your rotten asshole while choking on HAGdonna's ratty old Blonde Ambition horsey ponytail hairpiece.

by Anonymousreply 19605/28/2013

Not as hilarious as Janet Jackson

by Anonymousreply 19805/29/2013

FF 197, because we don't need such juvenile bullshit here among adults.

by Anonymousreply 19906/01/2013

New Madonna photo

by Anonymousreply 20006/03/2013

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by Anonymousreply 20106/03/2013

CHECK THIS OUT!! A MUST SEE!!! this is a music video of Madonna's song It's A Celebration. LOURDES is dressed up like Madonna's Like A Virgin wedding dress etc.and I think she is dressed in some other of her mother's previous clothes in the video.LOURDES looks like ,what am I doing here? BTW, WARING MAJOR QUEEN DANCER ALERT AND IT'S VERY SCARY AS HELL!!!

by Anonymousreply 20206/09/2013

Re: the copycat stuff, that Aisha site is ridiculous and not credible, she is insane.

There's another mental hater called SuperAmanda who is obsessed with calling her flat chested and not having a good figure like her hourglass one.

Some have said she nicked her early image from Bananarama but that was just the fashion in NY and London at the time. Madonna herself admitted to borrowing from Lauper and Gwen Stefani's What You Waiting For for Hung Up (Stuart Price remixed WYWF). She certainly took from her tribute act Kylie Minogue (who basically admitted this) circa Confessions.

The song Vogue is a composite of different songs and influences a la "Blue Monday". Now subject to a law suit, Pettibone previously remixed The Salsoul Orchestra's "Love Break" and re-used the horns, he took the backing track from his remix of Janet Jackson's "Miss You Much", the opening verse melody is from Inner City's "Ain't Nobody Better" - naturally they complained at the time.

And lets not forget poor Malcolm McLaren, whose "Deep in Vogue" she witnessed at a benefit concert the year before, even the music is similar. Legend has it that "Vogue" was meant to be just the b-side to "Keep it Together" after she had her first proper chart flop with "Oh Father" but in hindsight I don't believe that rubbish.

by Anonymousreply 20306/09/2013

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by Anonymousreply 20406/09/2013

[quote]Even her Super Bowl half time show entry was stolen from Elizabeth Taylor's Cleopatra.

And that fat cunt ripped it off from me!

by Anonymousreply 20506/09/2013

For the copycats, the worst of all was the Hollywood video - she rightfully got sued by the estate of the photographer. Papa Don't Preach chorus was stole from Sam Harris "Sugar Don't Bite" and was settled out of court.

Vogue video stole heavily from some paintings, the artist's friend said she had good taste but it should have been called "homage to Horst".

Obviously there are millions of imitations in photos, Monroe especially and Jayne Mansfield, Garbo etc. Meisel stole some of the artwork from Madonna precursor Cristina's Sleep it Off album, by Jean Paul Goude (the cover of which he would recycle for Grace) for the Like a Virgin sessions.

With her interest in artwork and world cinema there is a ton of other under the radar stuff that doesn't even get noticed. I've heard from fans who've spotted a lot more than the obvious ones that get mentioned. One scene from the Bedtime Story video was swiped from some old obscure foreign arthouse movie. Power of Goodbye video = Humoresque.

by Anonymousreply 20606/09/2013

[R126] May I introduce you to my sister, Madonna Petrillo!

by Anonymousreply 20706/09/2013

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by Anonymousreply 20806/11/2013
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