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'Smallest Penis Contest' In Brooklyn: New York Bar To Honor The Small Things

Life, they say, is about learning to appreciate the small things.

For proof, look no further than the first-ever "Smallest Penis Contest" at King's County Bar in Brooklyn, New York, on July 20.

by Anonymousreply 2507/23/2013

I'm in. As host, that is.

by Anonymousreply 105/19/2013

We're shoe-ins.

by Anonymousreply 205/19/2013

R2 That's SHOO-ins.

Didn't Howard Stern already do this?

by Anonymousreply 305/19/2013

Shouln't they be called penettes?


by Anonymousreply 405/19/2013

R5 it's in bushwick

by Anonymousreply 605/19/2013

[quote]Didn't Howard Stern already do this?

there used to be a video online of Stern's contest. I had no idea it was possible to be an outwardly macho guy and have virtually no visible genitalia. some of those guys really had little more than clits. I felt like John Holmes next to those genetic losers.

by Anonymousreply 705/19/2013

Video of 'Small Penis Contest' from the Howard Stern Show:

by Anonymousreply 805/19/2013

I wish they hadn't pixilated the small penises on Howard Stern's Show. Those guys who entered the contest are brave.

by Anonymousreply 905/19/2013

Don't want no short, short man.

by Anonymousreply 1005/19/2013

Size can be a feature of a nick cock, but it's not the most defining feature for me. That said, tiny ones do put me off. I agree, those guys are brave- I'm just under average and even that gets you attitude.

by Anonymousreply 1105/19/2013

omg it was REALLY small

scrool down for last pic NSFW

by Anonymousreply 1207/23/2013

any celebs that you know of who should enter this contest?

by Anonymousreply 1307/23/2013

Wow! What an original idea!

by Anonymousreply 1407/23/2013

Russell Brand and Danny Bonaduce would be strong contenders.

Brett Farve is small, but he ain't teeny tiny.

by Anonymousreply 1507/23/2013

Russell is way smaller than me.

by Anonymousreply 1607/23/2013

[quote]Wow! What an original idea!

Wow! What an original post!

by Anonymousreply 1707/23/2013

[quote]Brett Farve is small, but he ain't teeny tiny.

I wanna see

by Anonymousreply 1807/23/2013

Farve's smallness on display

by Anonymousreply 1907/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 2007/23/2013

excuse me Della....Favre

by Anonymousreply 2207/23/2013

There's definitely more going on than a very small penis with the last guy. Look at his womanly thighs. Fat guys carry their weight in their stomach. This guy just has big fat legs like a fat woman. I bet he has some kind of condition and an inverted penis is part of that.

by Anonymousreply 2307/23/2013

A smallest penis contest in Brooklyn is like the dumbest Republican contest in Congress. Too many candidates.

by Anonymousreply 2407/23/2013

Isn't there a medical condition for a retracting penis? It looks more like you have a vulva. I've seen it quite often in the porn I used to fancy. The Howard Stern winner went on to a brief porn career as Smally Paulie. He was actually a credible actor and director. I like sweet guys with a small penis, but the exhibitionism of these contestants is an unappealing trait. I doubt they'd be faithful.

by Anonymousreply 2507/23/2013
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