Elliot Stabler from SVU = Top
Addison DeWitt from All About Eve = Bottom
Elliot Stabler from SVU = Top
Addison DeWitt from All About Eve = Bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/02/2013|
This is why they hate...no, this is why I HATE US!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/19/2013|
R1, frustrated bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/19/2013|
Elliot Stabler is the poster boy for pig bottoms.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/19/2013|
Dorothy Zbornak: Top
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/19/2013|
R1 is right. This topic is just: Lets make jokes about how tops are masculine and bottoms are feminine! Lets also pretend that everyone likes assigning themselves some role in the bedroom and not that gay people can have sex a variety of ways.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/19/2013|
The "top" and "bottom" thing is a mostly effeminite concept. Normal gay guys just have sex and consider that kind of role play freakish. So, OP what are you trying to push here?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/19/2013|
[quote]The "top" and "bottom" thing is a mostly effeminite concept. Normal gay guys just have sex and consider that kind of role play freakish. So, OP what are you trying to push here?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/19/2013|
R6, I agree with most of what you say, but the top/bottom was invented by a top. It was tops who convinced me that I should let them fuck me, and at the time, I never imagined two men would do something like that. Definitely a top down choice.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/19/2013|
Tucker Jenkins - likes to get sucked but not interested in anal.
Roland Browning - total bottom but so obese his cheeks can rarely be parted for penile insertion.
Pogo Patterson - versatile and vanilla
Gripper Stebson - aggressive top
Zammo McGuire - straight but will suck cock for smack
Tegs Ratcliffe - oral queen, into gloryholes
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/19/2013|
I should think Addison DeWitt would be a flaming top.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/19/2013|
Starsky - versatile; Hutch - thinks he's a top Bo and Luke Duke - versatile, at least with each other!! Ponch - oral bottom; Jon Baker - anal top Crocket - top, nickname Crocket the Rocket; Tubbs - with a name like that, all bottom. Cagney - top; Lacey - bottom Bert - top; Ernie - bottom Hawkeye - top; Klinger - also a top; Hot Lips - definitely a top; Trapper John - mostly a top; Radar - a vicious top; Burns - asexual; Winchester - eunuch. Nobody got laid at the 4077th. Mike Seaver - the bottomest bottom that ever bottomed, brilliantly portrayed by Kirk Cameron; Boner - you have to ask?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/19/2013|
Tucker Jenkins is cute, R9.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/19/2013|
Will Horton - power bottom
EJ DiMera - insatiable top
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/19/2013|
OP, you are a fucking pig and DL should give you your money back so that you can get a hot dose and die in a grease fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/19/2013|
Derek Hale - top
Jackson Whittemore - pig bottom
Stile Stilinski - oral-only bottom
Scott McCall - versatile
Isaac Lahey - gentle top
Peter Hale - sassy bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/19/2013|
Y&R: Tyler - Top / Noah - Bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/19/2013|
Lance Cumson - top
Cole Gioberti - bottom
Angela Channing - top
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/19/2013|
Lou Grant - top
Ted Baxter - bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/19/2013|
M. Patrick McKenzie - top
Michael Fairgate - bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/19/2013|
Stile Stilinski - insatiable top
Scott McCall - total bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/20/2013|
Role playing is WHY I have sex
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/20/2013|
Lucas McCain (The Rifleman): top
Tonto (Yes, I know it's a different series)): Bottom
Fritz the Cat: Top
Jimmy Olsen: One would have to ask Jack Larsen. Inept top, I think. (Ditto Ted Baxter, incidentally)
Matt Libby: Bottom. (for all the Jack Carson fans)
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/20/2013|
Race Bannon - top
Dr. Benton Quest - bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/20/2013|
Anderson Cooper. - fisting bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/20/2013|
Nick Amaro (Danny Pino) from SVU = closeted pocket gay, insatiable bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/20/2013|
Maxwell Smart-bottom 99-top
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/20/2013|
R25, could you tell us some details about Nick Amaro (Danny Pino)'s hot spicy PINGA? Does it swing back and forth when he is taking it up his spicy Latin chute?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/31/2013|
Skipper--top, but can suck dick like a hoover Gilligan--bottom Professor--vers Mr. Howell--power bottom
Jim West--with that ass, hopefully a bottom Artemus Gordon--ver, but prefers topping
Speed Racer & Sparky--both vers, but Sparky is a bossy bottom. Pops likes to watch and rub one out.
Gomer Pyle--bottom Sgt. Carter--VERY aggressive top
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/31/2013|
Steven Carrington: total bottom.
Which adds another layer of irony to Ted Dinard's death.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/31/2013|
This will surprise only a few because most of us always knew. The FONZ is a submissive cocksucker and bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/31/2013|
Richie Cunningham-a top
Potsie Weber-a bottom
Ralph Malph-a top
Mr. C-water sports
Chachi-bottom, bottom, bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/31/2013|
Robert MacNeil - bottom, Jim Lehrer - bottom
Babe - Top, Arthur Hoggett (James Cromwell)-bottom
Belle - bottom, Mrs. Potts - fisting Toppe
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/31/2013|
Lou Grant - Top
Murray Slaughter - Bottom
Ted Baxter - Bicurious
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/31/2013|
[quote]Y&R: Tyler - Top / Noah - Bottom
And every now and then Tyler shares Noah's ass with Morgan.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/31/2013|
Silvio Dante - passive top/Paulie Walnuts - power bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/31/2013|
More about Danny Pino from Law & Order SVU pls. Describe the length, girth, coloring, circ status and texture of his spicy Latin pinga. Rumor has it he is a delicious Cuban pocket-bisexual with a sloppy pass-around party hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/31/2013|
Niles Crane - bottom
Frasier Crane - wannabe top
Marty Crane - top
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/31/2013|
Rocky - top Bullwinkle - versatile
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/31/2013|
I love people who don't think they're tops and bottoms. Of course many people are versatile. But most people ultimately prefer one or the other. And there's nothing wrong with that.
What's ridiculous is to think "masculine" guys aren't bottoms and more femme guys aren't tops.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/31/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/31/2013|
Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire): Bottom
Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield): Top
Frank Hardy (Parker Stevenson): Bottom
Joe Hardy (Shaun Cassidy): Top
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/31/2013|
Queer as Folk - Brian Kinney - Top
Justin Taylor - Versatile
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/31/2013|
R6 and the rest of the sex-phobic phonies here obviously have no real experience with male/male adult sex. Many guys prefer to top or bottom, and as the savvy R3 noted, the masculine Stabler is obviously a pig bottom.
You cunts are the ones with fixed notions of sexuality, as you pretend that everyone equally tops and bottoms their way through life. They don't. And there's nothing "effeminate" about bottoming, you self-loathing homophobes calling yourselves gay. R6 is the worst of the lot.
And not only is the ass OP wrong about Stabler, she's wrong about Addison, who was strictly a top.
If you're going to play try to get things right.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/31/2013|
J.R. Ewing: Bossy Bottom
Bobby Ewing: Watersports bottom (why do you think he was showering?)
Ward Cleaver: total top, into BDSM.
Lumpy Rutherford: total queeny bottom
Miss Landers: Tranny
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/31/2013|
Shawn - bossy bottom
Gus - top
Lassiter - gives oral only
Henry - receives oral only
Buzz - power top
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/31/2013|
George Jefferson - Bottom (loves doggie) Tom Willis - Top Bentley - Top(George is his bitch)
Old Lionel - Vers (agressive either way) New Lionel - Bottom Willis's White son - Power Bottom
Ralph the Doorman - Will do it all for the right price
Mr. Wittendale - Bookstore slut
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/31/2013|
bo brady-bottom, john black-versatile, brady black-bottom, lucas horton-bottom, austin reed-verstile, roman brady-top, victor kiriakis-top, who else is on 'days' these days, and don't you flames ever talk about the one true great soap? wtf. ive NEVER seen y&r and thats on pure principle.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/31/2013|
99% of us KNOW that top-bottom does ot correlate with butch-fem in any way. The other 1% simply cannot stop fussing about it.
I disagree about Gomer - Sgt Carter. In that episode that never aired, Sgt Carter saw Gomer in the shower and then mah oh mah. Things were never the same after that, and they retired years later and moved Minneapolis, Gomer still a private.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/31/2013|
Mike - Bottom. Greg - Top. Peter - Bottom. Bobby - Versatile. Sam - Pig Bottom. Cousin Oliver - Strict Dom. Top
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/01/2013|
For you, r48--- a Gomer Pyle / Sgt. Carter slash fic
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/01/2013|
Jed Clampett. Top Jethro Bodine. Bottom Granny, I don't want to know. Ely May. She sure did love her critters. Just saying.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/01/2013|
Can anyone else see Detective Elliot Stabler (Chris Meloni) as a big, butch, angry power-top who is angry that hot young Detective Nick Amaro (Danny Pino) - a closet insatiable power-bottom with a swarthy Cuban pinga - has taken over his job? How do you think the scenario would play itself out???
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/01/2013|
Uncle Bill - top
Mr. French - bottom
Mrs. Beasley - switch hitter
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/01/2013|
Balki Bartokomous, top. All that sheep hearding, ya know.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/01/2013|
Donald Hollinger - voracious bottom
J.J. Evans - Screaming queeny bottom
Bob Hartley - bottom
Larry, Darryl, and Darryl - into incest
Joe Friday - total bottom
Dan Conner - versatile
Robert Ironside - impotent
Dr. Alex Stone - top
Maxwell Sheffield - top
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/01/2013|
James T. Kirk (both Shatner and Pine versions): The "T" isn't for "Tiberius", it's for "Top". Bottoming would mess with his mind too much; indeed, there's a rumor he's never had anything bigger than a finger in his hole. Loves sucking dick, though, but expects lots of praise for his skills.
Spock (Leonard Nimoy): Bottom, enjoys pain.
Spock (Zachary Quinto): Vers, only bottoms for Kirk because of Jim's issues.
Leonard McCoy: Enjoys flirting with Spock, but really mostly into the ladies. Will take a blowjob if offered, though. So, top-by-default.
Montgomery Scott: Sneaky Power Bottom. That bit where he habitually inflates the repair time estimates to make his work look good was a dead giveaway.
Hikaru Sulu: Vers, but in demand as a top. A very accomplished swordsman, don't you know.
Pavel Andreyevich Chekov: Screaming Queeny Bottom, of course.
Jean-Luc Picard: Bottom
Will Riker: Bottom, but not really happy about it.
Wesley Crusher: Top. (Not that he gets any.)
Geordie LaForge: Top
Worf: Bottom, and thus a total embarrassment to the Klingons, who believe all men are tops and all sex should be rape.
Data: started as a passive bottom, but became a power bottom over time.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/01/2013|
David Collins-power bottom
Burke Devlin (mitch ryan)-top
Burke Devlin(anthony george)-bottom
Sam Evans-chicken hawk
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