Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

Let's divide Male TV and Movie Characters into Tops and Bottoms

or Versatile.

For instance:

Elliot Stabler from SVU = Top

Addison DeWitt from All About Eve = Bottom

by Anonymousreply 5906/02/2013

R1, frustrated bottom.

by Anonymousreply 205/19/2013

Elliot Stabler is the poster boy for pig bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 305/19/2013

Dorothy Zbornak: Top

by Anonymousreply 405/19/2013

R1 is right. This topic is just: Lets make jokes about how tops are masculine and bottoms are feminine! Lets also pretend that everyone likes assigning themselves some role in the bedroom and not that gay people can have sex a variety of ways.

by Anonymousreply 505/19/2013

The "top" and "bottom" thing is a mostly effeminite concept. Normal gay guys just have sex and consider that kind of role play freakish. So, OP what are you trying to push here?

by Anonymousreply 605/19/2013

[quote]The "top" and "bottom" thing is a mostly effeminite concept. Normal gay guys just have sex and consider that kind of role play freakish. So, OP what are you trying to push here?

Good heavens!

by Anonymousreply 705/19/2013

R6, I agree with most of what you say, but the top/bottom was invented by a top. It was tops who convinced me that I should let them fuck me, and at the time, I never imagined two men would do something like that. Definitely a top down choice.

by Anonymousreply 805/19/2013

Tucker Jenkins - likes to get sucked but not interested in anal.

Roland Browning - total bottom but so obese his cheeks can rarely be parted for penile insertion.

Pogo Patterson - versatile and vanilla

Gripper Stebson - aggressive top

Zammo McGuire - straight but will suck cock for smack

Tegs Ratcliffe - oral queen, into gloryholes

by Anonymousreply 905/19/2013

I should think Addison DeWitt would be a flaming top.

by Anonymousreply 1005/19/2013

Starsky - versatile; Hutch - thinks he's a top Bo and Luke Duke - versatile, at least with each other!! Ponch - oral bottom; Jon Baker - anal top Crocket - top, nickname Crocket the Rocket; Tubbs - with a name like that, all bottom. Cagney - top; Lacey - bottom Bert - top; Ernie - bottom Hawkeye - top; Klinger - also a top; Hot Lips - definitely a top; Trapper John - mostly a top; Radar - a vicious top; Burns - asexual; Winchester - eunuch. Nobody got laid at the 4077th. Mike Seaver - the bottomest bottom that ever bottomed, brilliantly portrayed by Kirk Cameron; Boner - you have to ask?

by Anonymousreply 1105/19/2013

Tucker Jenkins is cute, R9.

by Anonymousreply 1205/19/2013

Will Horton - power bottom

EJ DiMera - insatiable top

by Anonymousreply 1305/20/2013

Derek Hale - top

Jackson Whittemore - pig bottom

Stile Stilinski - oral-only bottom

Scott McCall - versatile

Isaac Lahey - gentle top

Peter Hale - sassy bottom

by Anonymousreply 1505/20/2013

Y&R: Tyler - Top / Noah - Bottom

by Anonymousreply 1605/20/2013

Lance Cumson - top

Cole Gioberti - bottom

Angela Channing - top

by Anonymousreply 1705/20/2013

Lou Grant - top

Ted Baxter - bottom

by Anonymousreply 1805/20/2013

M. Patrick McKenzie - top

Michael Fairgate - bottom

by Anonymousreply 1905/20/2013

Stile Stilinski - insatiable top

Scott McCall - total bottom

by Anonymousreply 2005/20/2013

Role playing is WHY I have sex

by Anonymousreply 2105/20/2013

Lucas McCain (The Rifleman): top

Tonto (Yes, I know it's a different series)): Bottom

Batman: Bottom

Robin: Top

Fritz the Cat: Top

Jimmy Olsen: One would have to ask Jack Larsen. Inept top, I think. (Ditto Ted Baxter, incidentally)

Matt Libby: Bottom. (for all the Jack Carson fans)

by Anonymousreply 2205/20/2013

Race Bannon - top

Dr. Benton Quest - bottom

by Anonymousreply 2305/20/2013

Anderson Cooper. - fisting bottom

by Anonymousreply 2405/20/2013

Nick Amaro (Danny Pino) from SVU = closeted pocket gay, insatiable bottom

by Anonymousreply 2505/21/2013

Ferris-top Cameron-bottom

Starsky-top Hutch-bottom

Crockett-top Tubbs-bottom

Maxwell Smart-bottom 99-top

Maude-top Walter-bottom

by Anonymousreply 2605/21/2013

R25, could you tell us some details about Nick Amaro (Danny Pino)'s hot spicy PINGA? Does it swing back and forth when he is taking it up his spicy Latin chute?

by Anonymousreply 2705/31/2013

Skipper--top, but can suck dick like a hoover Gilligan--bottom Professor--vers Mr. Howell--power bottom

Jim West--with that ass, hopefully a bottom Artemus Gordon--ver, but prefers topping

Speed Racer & Sparky--both vers, but Sparky is a bossy bottom. Pops likes to watch and rub one out.

Gomer Pyle--bottom Sgt. Carter--VERY aggressive top

by Anonymousreply 2805/31/2013

Steven Carrington: total bottom.

Which adds another layer of irony to Ted Dinard's death.

by Anonymousreply 2905/31/2013

This will surprise only a few because most of us always knew. The FONZ is a submissive cocksucker and bottom.

by Anonymousreply 3005/31/2013

Richie Cunningham-a top

Potsie Weber-a bottom

Ralph Malph-a top

Fonzie-power bottom

Mr. C-water sports

Chachi-bottom, bottom, bottom

by Anonymousreply 3105/31/2013

Robert MacNeil - bottom, Jim Lehrer - bottom

Babe - Top, Arthur Hoggett (James Cromwell)-bottom

Belle - bottom, Mrs. Potts - fisting Toppe

by Anonymousreply 3205/31/2013

Lou Grant - Top

Murray Slaughter - Bottom

Ted Baxter - Bicurious

by Anonymousreply 3305/31/2013

[quote]Y&R: Tyler - Top / Noah - Bottom

And every now and then Tyler shares Noah's ass with Morgan.

by Anonymousreply 3405/31/2013

Silvio Dante - passive top/Paulie Walnuts - power bottom

by Anonymousreply 3505/31/2013

More about Danny Pino from Law & Order SVU pls. Describe the length, girth, coloring, circ status and texture of his spicy Latin pinga. Rumor has it he is a delicious Cuban pocket-bisexual with a sloppy pass-around party hole.

by Anonymousreply 3605/31/2013

Niles Crane - bottom

Frasier Crane - wannabe top

Marty Crane - top

by Anonymousreply 3705/31/2013

Rocky - top Bullwinkle - versatile

by Anonymousreply 3805/31/2013

I love people who don't think they're tops and bottoms. Of course many people are versatile. But most people ultimately prefer one or the other. And there's nothing wrong with that.

What's ridiculous is to think "masculine" guys aren't bottoms and more femme guys aren't tops.

by Anonymousreply 3905/31/2013

*there are

by Anonymousreply 4005/31/2013

Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire): Bottom

Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield): Top

Frank Hardy (Parker Stevenson): Bottom

Joe Hardy (Shaun Cassidy): Top

by Anonymousreply 4105/31/2013

Queer as Folk - Brian Kinney - Top

Justin Taylor - Versatile

by Anonymousreply 4205/31/2013

R6 and the rest of the sex-phobic phonies here obviously have no real experience with male/male adult sex. Many guys prefer to top or bottom, and as the savvy R3 noted, the masculine Stabler is obviously a pig bottom.

You cunts are the ones with fixed notions of sexuality, as you pretend that everyone equally tops and bottoms their way through life. They don't. And there's nothing "effeminate" about bottoming, you self-loathing homophobes calling yourselves gay. R6 is the worst of the lot.

And not only is the ass OP wrong about Stabler, she's wrong about Addison, who was strictly a top.

If you're going to play try to get things right.

by Anonymousreply 4306/01/2013

J.R. Ewing: Bossy Bottom

Bobby Ewing: Watersports bottom (why do you think he was showering?)

Ward Cleaver: total top, into BDSM.

Lumpy Rutherford: total queeny bottom

Miss Landers: Tranny

by Anonymousreply 4406/01/2013

Shawn - bossy bottom

Gus - top

Lassiter - gives oral only

Henry - receives oral only

Buzz - power top

by Anonymousreply 4506/01/2013

George Jefferson - Bottom (loves doggie) Tom Willis - Top Bentley - Top(George is his bitch)

Old Lionel - Vers (agressive either way) New Lionel - Bottom Willis's White son - Power Bottom

Ralph the Doorman - Will do it all for the right price

Mr. Wittendale - Bookstore slut

by Anonymousreply 4606/01/2013

bo brady-bottom, john black-versatile, brady black-bottom, lucas horton-bottom, austin reed-verstile, roman brady-top, victor kiriakis-top, who else is on 'days' these days, and don't you flames ever talk about the one true great soap? wtf. ive NEVER seen y&r and thats on pure principle.

by Anonymousreply 4706/01/2013

99% of us KNOW that top-bottom does ot correlate with butch-fem in any way. The other 1% simply cannot stop fussing about it.

I disagree about Gomer - Sgt Carter. In that episode that never aired, Sgt Carter saw Gomer in the shower and then mah oh mah. Things were never the same after that, and they retired years later and moved Minneapolis, Gomer still a private.

by Anonymousreply 4806/01/2013

Mike - Bottom. Greg - Top. Peter - Bottom. Bobby - Versatile. Sam - Pig Bottom. Cousin Oliver - Strict Dom. Top

by Anonymousreply 4906/01/2013

For you, r48--- a Gomer Pyle / Sgt. Carter slash fic

by Anonymousreply 5006/01/2013

Jed Clampett. Top Jethro Bodine. Bottom Granny, I don't want to know. Ely May. She sure did love her critters. Just saying.

by Anonymousreply 5106/01/2013

Can anyone else see Detective Elliot Stabler (Chris Meloni) as a big, butch, angry power-top who is angry that hot young Detective Nick Amaro (Danny Pino) - a closet insatiable power-bottom with a swarthy Cuban pinga - has taken over his job? How do you think the scenario would play itself out???

by Anonymousreply 5206/01/2013

Uncle Bill - top

Mr. French - bottom

Mrs. Beasley - switch hitter

by Anonymousreply 5306/01/2013

Balki Bartokomous, top. All that sheep hearding, ya know.

by Anonymousreply 5406/01/2013

Donald Hollinger - voracious bottom

J.J. Evans - Screaming queeny bottom

Bob Hartley - bottom

Larry, Darryl, and Darryl - into incest

Joe Friday - total bottom

Dan Conner - versatile

Robert Ironside - impotent

Dr. Alex Stone - top

Maxwell Sheffield - top

by Anonymousreply 5506/01/2013

James T. Kirk (both Shatner and Pine versions): The "T" isn't for "Tiberius", it's for "Top". Bottoming would mess with his mind too much; indeed, there's a rumor he's never had anything bigger than a finger in his hole. Loves sucking dick, though, but expects lots of praise for his skills.

Spock (Leonard Nimoy): Bottom, enjoys pain.

Spock (Zachary Quinto): Vers, only bottoms for Kirk because of Jim's issues.

Leonard McCoy: Enjoys flirting with Spock, but really mostly into the ladies. Will take a blowjob if offered, though. So, top-by-default.

Montgomery Scott: Sneaky Power Bottom. That bit where he habitually inflates the repair time estimates to make his work look good was a dead giveaway.

Hikaru Sulu: Vers, but in demand as a top. A very accomplished swordsman, don't you know.

Pavel Andreyevich Chekov: Screaming Queeny Bottom, of course.

Jean-Luc Picard: Bottom

Will Riker: Bottom, but not really happy about it.

Wesley Crusher: Top. (Not that he gets any.)

Geordie LaForge: Top

Worf: Bottom, and thus a total embarrassment to the Klingons, who believe all men are tops and all sex should be rape.

Data: started as a passive bottom, but became a power bottom over time.

by Anonymousreply 5606/01/2013

Barnabas Collins-versatile

Roger Collins-bottom

Joe Haskell-top

Quentin Collins-bottom

David Collins-power bottom

Burke Devlin (mitch ryan)-top

Burke Devlin(anthony george)-bottom

Sam Evans-chicken hawk

Willie Loomis-versatile

by Anonymousreply 5706/02/2013

James West--bottom

Artemus Gordon--top

by Anonymousreply 5806/02/2013

Wolverine: Top

Iceman: Bottom

by Anonymousreply 5906/02/2013
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.