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Police: New York man rubbed pepperoni on penis, put it back on shelf

New York State Police say a Potsdam man was arrested Wednesday night at a grocery store in Massena for engaging in lewd acts with a pepperoni sausage.

According to the Watertown Daily Times, a Hannaford prevention loss officer was watching surveillance video and observed 41-year-old John R. Allison rub his exposed penis on the pepperoni and then place it back on the store shelf.

“I watched him go to the back of the store near the beer and the bakery sections. The guy was standing in a corner,” the loss prevention officer reportedly told police. “I thought he was going to steal some merchandise. Instead, he undid what I thought might be his belt. I then saw him unzip his pants.”

Allison was charged with fourth-degree criminal mischief “because Hannaford is unable to sell the pepperoni,” according to WWNY-TV.

He was ordered held in the St. Lawrence County jail before being released on a $2,000 bond.

by Anonymousreply 1405/18/2013

Extra spicy!

by Anonymousreply 105/17/2013

What happened to the pepperoni? Is it still available? Is it cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 205/17/2013

It was detachable?

by Anonymousreply 305/17/2013

Hide the pepperoni, indeed!

by Anonymousreply 405/17/2013

I just hope the tortellinis pre-lubed.

by Anonymousreply 505/17/2013

So now we have to scour our salami when we get it home from the store? Ouch!

by Anonymousreply 605/17/2013

Should be no problem, R6, as long as you put a condom on it.

by Anonymousreply 705/17/2013

Mrs Patrick Campbell no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 805/17/2013

Talk about sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 905/17/2013

Isn't the pepperoni packaged?

by Anonymousreply 1005/17/2013

Wouldn't the spices in the pepperoni result in a hot cock?

by Anonymousreply 1105/17/2013

Plenty of DL'ers would buy that peneroni.

by Anonymousreply 1205/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 1305/17/2013

Pepperoni is so greasy.

by Anonymousreply 1405/18/2013
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