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Breaking: Dick Trickle Dead

For Nascar Fans: Dick Trickle dead of self-inflicted gun shot wound in cemetery. Called police in advance to report where to find the body.

by Anonymousreply 1405/16/2013

Hell, with a name like that, I'd have done the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 105/16/2013

R1 said what everyone in the whole world thought. Well done, sir! Well done.

by Anonymousreply 205/16/2013

He could've just changed his name.

by Anonymousreply 305/16/2013

"At about noon on Thursday, the Lincoln County Communications Center received a call indicating that there would be a dead body at the Forest Lawn Cemetery in Boger City, and it would be the speaker's. Return calls to the number went unanswered. Crews arriving at the scene found Trickle's body lying near his pickup truck.

Yikes, he called to let them know his body could be found later at the cemetery. That is fucked up! Dick was hard core.

by Anonymousreply 405/16/2013

I blame Trickle Down Economics.

by Anonymousreply 605/16/2013

Was it his prostate?

by Anonymousreply 705/16/2013

Boger County? Is that pronounced booger? Probably.

How polite of him to call ahead. He's like Debbie Jalinsky in "Addams Family Values":

"Will you be traveling alone?"

"Yes, I'll be a widow."

by Anonymousreply 805/16/2013

Drama Quee-ee-an!

by Anonymousreply 905/16/2013

Dick Trickle, Booger City -- fucking red state hicks

by Anonymousreply 1005/16/2013

If only he'd had another gun. It might have prevented the first gun from killing him

by Anonymousreply 1105/16/2013

By all accounts he was a great guy and who they named Tom Cruises Days of Thunder character after.

by Anonymousreply 1205/16/2013

Guns don't kill people, people...oops, never mind.

by Anonymousreply 1305/16/2013

Dick was a frequent punchline for Craig Ferguson. I wonder if he'll attempt one of his earnest monologues to discuss his death? It would be awkward, as there's no way he or the audience could get through it without giggles.

by Anonymousreply 1405/16/2013
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