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David Beckham to retire.

Says this is the last time he is going to bend it. Finishing out his contract and then out.

by Anonymousreply 1605/20/2013


by Anonymousreply 105/16/2013

It's long overdue. He hasn't been a good player since 2005. If it wasn't for the hype around him and his wife, he would have been made to quit years ago.

I sure hope they go back to the UK. We don't need anymore Brit trash in America.

by Anonymousreply 205/16/2013

Will anyone care about his thrilling underwear ads now? Besides me, that is.

by Anonymousreply 305/16/2013

Damn it no more briefline sightings! He better still model his underwear range.

by Anonymousreply 405/16/2013

Then Disney can hire him to voice future Mickey Mouse projects!

by Anonymousreply 505/16/2013

And his dour wife can show off her pearly whites with Colgate whitening strips. Smile, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 605/16/2013

Too many fugly tattoos on him to care.

by Anonymousreply 705/16/2013

Those tattoos are going to look like hell when his skin starts wrinkling.

by Anonymousreply 805/16/2013

So is he going to come out now that he's retiring from international football?

by Anonymousreply 905/16/2013

Looks like I'm the only person in the family with an actual job now.

by Anonymousreply 1005/16/2013

It's about time.

by Anonymousreply 1105/16/2013

Didn't he sit on the bench this whole season? Did he play in any games? They hired him for the publicity (donating his salary to a French children's charity) and already knew he was washed up.

by Anonymousreply 1205/17/2013

Retire from WHAT? He never did anything.He certainly didn't play any soccer.

by Anonymousreply 1305/17/2013

Thanks, Becks!

Take care.

by Anonymousreply 1405/17/2013

Tammy Cruise stalked him from game to game all around Europe, about a decade ago. Tammy convinced Becks and wife to move to U.S., just down the street from Cruise fortress. Convinced Becks that he could make soccer the #1 sport. Also worked on bringing him into the Scifi cult. It was a total failure.

by Anonymousreply 1505/17/2013

I'm glad they're gone from the U.S. Can we now get rid of Piers Morgan and Justin Bieber?

by Anonymousreply 1605/20/2013
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