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Brad Pitt to have an orectomy to support his wife, Agelina.

Mr. Pitt stated, "my wife no longer has boobs connected to her chest so I'm whacking off my nutts to show love and support. I'll be one of her new boobs. Thisa way I can get off with only foreplay when she is tired.

Agelina, is reported to be over the moon to have more nuts in her drawers than her husband. She was quoted, " you can appreciate my joy in having my husband so close to my heart."

It is assumed Mr. Pitt will be Angelina's left knocker.

by Anonymousreply 705/24/2013

As if he has any testicles now.

by Anonymousreply 105/15/2013

These days don't they just give them prosthetics? Some women end-up with even bigger boobs because they get fat replacement and/or implants. And I guess a guy could end up with the low-hangin' taters he always dreamed of down there (I certainly wouldn't downsize!).

by Anonymousreply 205/15/2013

I believe the word you were trying for is "orchiectomy."

Sadly, you found neither the word, nor the humor.

by Anonymousreply 305/15/2013

Let's be honest it's not as though Brad is bisexual or heterosexual and has any interest in Angelina's chichis or Jen's Chichis!

by Anonymousreply 405/24/2013

He's giving up Oreos?

by Anonymousreply 505/24/2013

He never had any nuts to start with.

by Anonymousreply 605/24/2013

Can we please continue to focus on the Hideous Spider Queen and not her pleasantly runty little mate?

by Anonymousreply 705/24/2013
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