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How many times does Anthony Recker say "Uhh" in this clip?

A lot.

by Anonymousreply 19108/24/2013

Shut up Anthony, and show us what a world class ass looks like

by Anonymousreply 105/14/2013

Who cares what he says? Better yet, gag him or render him mute. All that matters is that ass.

Look at the comments for that video. Most are about his ass. How'd you find the video, OP?

by Anonymousreply 205/14/2013

He's butch!

by Anonymousreply 305/14/2013

You seem surprised that he's butch, R3. Why?

by Anonymousreply 405/14/2013

God, he's incredible. I can't even imagine how much I would pay to rim him.... more than my current bank account allows!!

by Anonymousreply 505/15/2013

slurp

by Anonymousreply 605/15/2013

Bump!

by Anonymousreply 705/15/2013

R2, I just put his name in Youtube search.

I also like the way he constantly licks his lips. I'll bet he's just musky from head to toe.

by Anonymousreply 805/15/2013

I bet the cavity between his gigantic butt cheeks gets so sweaty and smelly during games.....

by Anonymousreply 905/15/2013

Lol, R9, hot and a little gross..

by Anonymousreply 1005/15/2013

OP, are you a Recker fan? What do you like about him?

by Anonymousreply 1105/16/2013

His ass, for starters, R11.

by Anonymousreply 1205/16/2013

Here's a cool story about Recker's smell:

[italic]The Recking Ball was a fun player to watch in Vancouver in 2005. He had ridiculous strength, he flattened guys heading for home, and he had a flock of women who purchased tickets right behind home plate just so they could be close to ‘that ass’.

One even ran onto the field one night, sprinted around to second base where Recker was standing, and planted a smooch on his behind. That doesn’t happen to most Canadians catchers, I can tell you.

And then there was the whole ongoing riff on whether Recker’s hygiene habits were up to par. That came from a Mike Massaro interview in which I asked him who was stinkiest after the team bus broke down on a road trip in blazing sun. He replied with a laugh that it was Recker who was the whiffiest, and that story just didn’t die for the rest of the season, with other players piling on despite the catcher’s claims it was bogus.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 1305/16/2013

Woah! I was gonna ask whether there was ever any chance of this guy getting into the major leagues, but I just Wikipedia-ed and see he plays for the Mets now?? HOLY SHIT!! Have there been any sightings around NYC? What neighborhood does he live in? Where does he socialize? Where can we New Yorkers go for a chance at seeing the Most Glorious Ass of Asses up close and in person (without having to sit through a boring baseball game)?

by Anonymousreply 1405/16/2013

R14, apparently he lives in Queens. His fiancé posts pics of their neighborhood and apartment.

R13, that same blog (about one of his former teams, the Vancouver Canadians) later had a story where the teammates and writer retracted their comments about Recker smelling saying that they were, essentially, teasing him.

by Anonymousreply 1505/16/2013

The pungent aroma of Anthony's sweaty ass would be like the scent of roses wafted on a spring breeze!

by Anonymousreply 1605/16/2013

I wonder how he feels knowing that his ass has developed its own gay following, if it makes him self-conscious or he embraces it? Pretty much his entire Internet presence is ass-related.

I remember someone posting a while back that one of his minor league teams (I think it was a AAA for Oakland) was even hosting a gay night every month.

by Anonymousreply 1705/16/2013

R17, he's aware of the "Anthony Recker's Ass" Facebook group. He has been asked about it and said that he's aware of it and that he wished there were more females in it (at the beginning it was almost exclusively gay men). That may seem homophobic, but he was also one of the first pro athletes who tweeted his support for Jason Collins coming out, saying that it took courage. His fiancé and some of his friends are members of the Facebook group.

In college, he wore a dress to a costume party that accentuated his curves and figure, and he was often told he had a girl's ass on a built body. So I guess he was aware of the effect of his body even then. He would also tell people that they could find him at games to see if he was playing by looking for his ass.

One of his teams, the Sacramento River Cats (the Oakland AAA affiliate) used to have a gay night once a season. More precisely, there was a gay organization that organized attendance at a game. It wasn't sponsored by the team itself.

by Anonymousreply 1805/16/2013

Any links to pics of him in the dress or quotes of him talking about his ass, r18??

by Anonymousreply 1905/16/2013

R19, there are no pics that I'm aware of from that college costume party. There is, however, a pic from the rookie hazing for the Oakland A's where he wore a skirt and right top. I'll find that and post it.

For rookie hazing for the Chicago Cubs, he was made to dress as a Chippendales dancer and had to dance to Sexy and I Know It when it would be played. Only one pic was released from the Cubs' hazing and Anthony wasn't in it. I wonder what the Mets will make him wear this year (assuming he's still with the team).

I'll see if I find anything he said about his ass.

by Anonymousreply 2005/16/2013

Thanks r20!!

by Anonymousreply 2105/16/2013

Does Citi Field have any equivalent of a stage door? Like where players would sign autographs after the game? And if so, does Anthony ever greet his fans in flip-flops?

by Anonymousreply 2205/16/2013

Here you go, R19.

How did you become a fan of Recker and "horny" for his ass?

by Anonymousreply 2305/16/2013

I forgot to mention to click the pic to enlarge it. It's a big one.

by Anonymousreply 2405/16/2013

Thanks, r23!

I became a fan of his entirely through DL - have never heard of him in any other context.

by Anonymousreply 2505/16/2013

R19, the thing I can think of immediately that he's said about his ass is "look for my ass" when people would ask about where to find him on the field. He also made fun of his own ass before others brought up the subject because he realized it's that noticeable, the subject of most attention and what people bring up first about him. In other words, he knows his butt is the butt of jokes.

There are autograph opportunities at Citi Field especially with the non-star players like Recker.

by Anonymousreply 2605/17/2013

I forgot to mention that the guy Recker is interviewing in the OP's video will officiate at his wedding.

by Anonymousreply 2705/18/2013

We'll be able to handle your question at Amazon Mechanical Turk, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2805/18/2013

Keith Hernandez, he of the rumored gayness, just said Recker has a "great physique".

by Anonymousreply 2905/19/2013

People have asked whether he's part woman or a hermaphrodite. They've also wondered whether he's gotten implants. Transsexual even.

by Anonymousreply 3005/20/2013

Uppers.

by Anonymousreply 3105/20/2013

I wonder if he has a big dick. That lucky fiance of his probably hasn't a clue as to what to do with his monster butt.

by Anonymousreply 3205/20/2013

Gif of Recker chest bumping another player with a bit of the ass at the beginning.

by Anonymousreply 3305/26/2013

Don Sutton, a commentator for Atlanta Braves radio and former major league player, said that Recker has the biggest ass in baseball.

by Anonymousreply 3405/27/2013

Young Recker on the right.

by Anonymousreply 3505/30/2013

Even younger Recker bottom left.

by Anonymousreply 3605/30/2013

What are the mechanics of living with an ass like his?

by Anonymousreply 3706/01/2013

Recker man hug.

by Anonymousreply 3806/02/2013

According to his fiance on Twitter, Recker and her are spending today doing touristy stuff in DC. Try to get some pics of that ass DC residents and tourists!

by Anonymousreply 3906/03/2013

I think it's only a matter of time before he realizes that only another man can pleasure that enormous, delicious ass like it's supposed to be pleasured.

by Anonymousreply 4006/04/2013

Any barefoot or flip-flops pics?

by Anonymousreply 4106/04/2013

R41, flip flop pic.

by Anonymousreply 4206/04/2013

His buns literally look like two plump pillows in R42's pic. I love that "just farted" look on his face.

by Anonymousreply 4306/05/2013

Rather nasty, R43.

by Anonymousreply 4406/05/2013

What do women think of his butt?

by Anonymousreply 4506/06/2013

Do you think he gets aroused by his own body and jerks off to himself (his own body and ass)?

by Anonymousreply 4606/07/2013

If I were him, I certainly would.

I wonder if that lucky trick he's engaged to ever grabs his ass when he fucks her.

by Anonymousreply 4706/07/2013

R47, why would he masturbate to his own body/ass if he's straight?

by Anonymousreply 4806/07/2013

Up.

by Anonymousreply 4906/08/2013

Rump roast -

by Anonymousreply 5006/08/2013

And, so it begins.

by Anonymousreply 5106/08/2013

What begins, R51?

by Anonymousreply 5206/08/2013

Yes, R47, why would he jerk off to his image if he's straight. It's one thing to watch oneself in the mirror as one masturbates; it's quite another to turn oneself on by looking at one's own body as if it were another person.

by Anonymousreply 5306/08/2013

Side.

by Anonymousreply 5406/09/2013

Bump.

by Anonymousreply 5506/10/2013

On the left, #29 (Ike Davis) checking out Recker's (#20) ass.

by Anonymousreply 5606/10/2013

Damn R54, you gotta lotta pix in your camera roll!

by Anonymousreply 5706/10/2013

More butt discussion please.

by Anonymousreply 5806/11/2013

Mawr.

by Anonymousreply 5906/12/2013

I want to stick my face between Anthony's enormous butt-mounds and breathe in the sweet smell of the farts from that ass of glory.

Is that bad?

by Anonymousreply 6006/13/2013

R60 and R61, that is quite nasty.

by Anonymousreply 6206/13/2013

No, R63. Let's limit the discussion to his ass.

by Anonymousreply 6406/14/2013

I would love to be Dutch oven-ed by Anthony... Have his muscular arms holding the covers over my head while I inhale the delicious fumes of the sizzling hot farts that are issued from his enormous ass!

by Anonymousreply 6606/16/2013

What's the fascination with this guy's ass?

by Anonymousreply 6806/16/2013

R68, Anthony Recker has a spectacular womanly ass.

by Anonymousreply 6906/16/2013

That is, why is it liked so much?

by Anonymousreply 7006/16/2013

What's womanly about it? And why would a gay guy want that?

by Anonymousreply 7106/16/2013

Would anyone suck a fart out of his ass?

by Anonymousreply 7206/16/2013

Obviously, r72 - with your mouth and tongue pressed to his holy asshole, anyone would be privileged to suck in the taste of his hot raunchy farts all day!

by Anonymousreply 7306/16/2013

Uh, you guys are nasTAY!

by Anonymousreply 7406/16/2013

Do you think most of Anthony's farts are the silent-but-deadly kind, or does he loudly and proudly let them rip as he emits the delectable gas from the tight little rosebud hidden between his plump ass-pillows?

by Anonymousreply 7506/16/2013

Enough about the nasty stuff please. Please answer R70 and R71, and keep the discussion on his butt or at least the number of times he says "Uhh" in the video. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 7606/16/2013

I'd drink his ass juice.

by Anonymousreply 7706/17/2013

If Anthony were my boyfriend, we would never need fresh cut flowers in the house because the intoxicating perfume of his sizzling hot raunchy-smelling fart-bombs would be all the scent we needed!

by Anonymousreply 7806/17/2013

Recker is playing tonight with orange finger nail polish (to help the pitcher see his signals).

by Anonymousreply 8006/18/2013

Does Anthony ever distract the hitter by farting just as the pitcher throws the ball?

by Anonymousreply 8106/19/2013

Enough with the nasty talk, please. It's disgusting.

Here's a post-game interview with Recker. He says "you know" and "Uhh" more than Caroline Kennedy.

by Anonymousreply 8206/20/2013

I forgot to mention he smiles and laughs quite a bit in that interview.

Here's a career highlights video. It's brief.

by Anonymousreply 8306/20/2013

Recker home run and running bases. He's congratulated by his teammates including a pat on the ass.

by Anonymousreply 8406/20/2013

Messed up the link at R83.

by Anonymousreply 8506/20/2013

LISTEN fags.

My son already has a Facebook page dedicated to his posterior. I never even knew what rimming was until I logged onto to THIS cesspool.

LEAVE MY SON ALONE!!

by Anonymousreply 8606/20/2013

In the video at R84, the player at 0:32 checks out Recker's ass.

by Anonymousreply 8706/21/2013

I really want to drink his ass juice, can you imagine? The Coca-Cola company needs to bottle it and sell it to the masses, it would be the genuine taste of his butt..yum.

by Anonymousreply 8806/21/2013

Can they bottle the scent of his farts too, r88?

by Anonymousreply 8906/21/2013

Anyone smelled any good farts lately that reminded them of Anthony's pungently beautiful ass-emissions?

by Anonymousreply 9006/23/2013

Muscular Recker pecs.

by Anonymousreply 9106/23/2013

Muscular Recker from the side.

by Anonymousreply 9206/23/2013

R90, I'm a 30-year-old bi guy with quite a large buttocks. After tonight's prune dessert I let rip a string of sizzling, eye-watering gas-bombs, pinching each one off with my anus with great force. The living room is foggy with the stink, you would probably enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 9306/23/2013

Is Anthony a slower base-runner than other guys on the team? Does his lard butt slow him down? Can't imagine it's easy to sprint when you're carrying the weight of all that junk in your trunk.

by Anonymousreply 9406/27/2013

He actually pitched instead of caught a few days ago. Ass shot here.

by Anonymousreply 9507/04/2013

Pitching #2.

by Anonymousreply 9607/04/2013

Pitching sexy smile gif.

by Anonymousreply 9707/04/2013

I think that smile is because he just let loose a big juicy fart.

by Anonymousreply 9807/05/2013

Do you think his teammates or any other straight guys are turned on by his ass? If so, why?

by Anonymousreply 9907/05/2013

Christ, imagine the gassy rippers he could pinch off through that hole buried deep within those massive butt cheeks!

by Anonymousreply 10007/05/2013

Enough, R100. That is disgusting. Why do you persist? Enjoy the beauty of his ass and body.

by Anonymousreply 10107/05/2013

I am enjoying the beauty of his giant muscular bubble butt, R101! I would really love to inhale the hot gas bombs pinched off through that tight breeder rosebud.

by Anonymousreply 10207/05/2013

Anthony Recker fucks this.

by Anonymousreply 10307/05/2013

She's the luckiest bitch this side of the Mason Dixon Line. I still think he's gay. With that butt, he just HAS to be.

by Anonymousreply 10407/05/2013

R104, what does a genetic physical trait have to do with one's sexuality? He's obviously into women. He dated a very ugly woman who looked a lot older than him before this one, and this one looks like Taylor Swift hit with an ugly stick. If he were gay, don't you think he'd go for a better-looking beard to match his own looks?

by Anonymousreply 10507/05/2013

No. If he were gay and trying to hide it, he'd grab the first thing with tits--looks be damned.

by Anonymousreply 10607/05/2013

I hope he cracks off a string of steamy bubble-farts in her face every night.

by Anonymousreply 10707/05/2013

Can't believe Anthony is wasting himself on a female who surely doesn't appreciate the heavenly aroma of his hot steaming farts...

by Anonymousreply 10807/05/2013

I agree, R108. That clueless bitch has probably never even seen the delightful little stinker of a hole nestled deep within Recker's fat ass cheeks!

by Anonymousreply 10907/05/2013

Please, R106, this is a man who has had a woman run onto the field and literally kiss his ass. He doesn't have to settle for the first thing that comes along. He goes for these (somewhat) ugly chicks for some legitimate reason.

by Anonymousreply 11007/05/2013

Because he REALLY likes the high hard one, R110.

by Anonymousreply 11107/05/2013

"this is a man who has had a woman run onto the field and literally kiss his ass."

Lucky bitch! Did she get a fart in her face too?

by Anonymousreply 11207/05/2013

That woman who ran onto the field and kissed his ass, he should have cracked off a hot string of gassy rippers into her face!

by Anonymousreply 11307/05/2013

Please join me in mourning the tragedy that ESPN Magazine decided to photograph a Mets player's bare ass and did NOT choose Anthony!!

by Anonymousreply 11407/07/2013

Recker's team is playing in San Francisco today through Wednesday.

by Anonymousreply 11507/08/2013

Have any San Franciscans approached Anthony in his hotel, or on his way into the stadium, and asked him to share with you the glorious aroma of his hot juicy farts which has bewitched the New York area??

by Anonymousreply 11607/09/2013

Thisguy is claiming to have been Anthony Recker's lover when he was in Midland as a minor league player. He tweeted both Recker and his fiancee tonight asking whether the girlfriend gets off his ass and balls. A pic of the guy's bare torso from his Twitter page is linked below.

My ex gay lover was lover of Former MidlandTx Rockhounds catcher #anthonyrecker now w #Mets True story

@SusiMJK @maggie162 @GoJBuckYourself @Anthony_Recker ha Anthony had a gay lover n minor league n Midland Tx yrs ago lol

@Anthony_Recker Does @KellyShepardson ever get off ur #ass #balls Do you still have ur gay lover n Midland?

by Anonymousreply 11707/10/2013

Bump for the gay "rumor".

by Anonymousreply 11807/10/2013

Bump indeed. I KNEW this guy had a gay past!

by Anonymousreply 11907/10/2013

R119, here's a comment for this YouTube vid:

"LunderThightning Feb 14, 2008

i heard rumors that this guy and brad kilby were 'close' to say the least. Not judging you guys."

He played for the Midland Rockhounds, the team mentioned at R117, and a few others teams that Recker played on.

by Anonymousreply 12007/10/2013

I can see it now. He's young and impressionable, he's in the minors, he's got a big, fat ass that could attract anything with a working penis...he was likely hit on by some dude on the team who likes girls but would fuck a guy if it struck his fancy, and Recker was the perfect choice.

by Anonymousreply 12107/10/2013

R121, why would his ass attract anything with a working penis and why would another guy on the team be attracted to him if he likes girls? Why would he be the "perfect choice"?

by Anonymousreply 12207/10/2013

Why, R122? Will you get off on my answer?

by Anonymousreply 12307/10/2013

Anthony's farts are the scent equivalent of the sirens' song.... one whiff and even a straight man falls in love with his ass.

by Anonymousreply 12407/10/2013

On this profile on FaceTheJury.com he writes, "Description: About Me:What's up? Name's Anthony, but my friends just call me Recker. A buddy of mine used to use this and doesn't anymore, so I took his account since it's premium. Anyways, I just recently graduated from Alvernia college"

His orientation is listed as Gay.

by Anonymousreply 12507/10/2013

Oops, I forgot the link.

by Anonymousreply 12607/10/2013

Are you serious, R125????? Fuck! Off to FacetheJury.com right now...

by Anonymousreply 12707/10/2013

R127, but it may have been his "buddy's" orientation because he had the premium account. After all, Recker was one of the first athletes to tweet in support of Jason Collins the NBA player who came out. Recker may be a non-chalant ally.

by Anonymousreply 12807/10/2013

You have to be a member to view anything on facethejury, so I just joined. But damn, I won't be able to log in until it's approved.

by Anonymousreply 12907/10/2013

Is there any indication that's the real Anthony and not a fake?

by Anonymousreply 13007/10/2013

R130, I looked at the pics, it appears to be the real Anthony around his college years because all the indicators are consistent with the "real" Anthony. Again, the profile says "gay" but if the description is correct he may be using his friend's premium account. Anthony is gay friendly.

by Anonymousreply 13107/10/2013

R123, why would I get off on an answer?

by Anonymousreply 13207/10/2013

Any flip-flops pics, r131??

by Anonymousreply 13307/10/2013

Mawr speculation, please.

by Anonymousreply 13407/11/2013

[italic]This[/italic] Brad Kilby?

So you're saying Anthony Recker is not only gay/bi but he's also a chubby chaser?

by Anonymousreply 13507/11/2013

YouTube comments and Twitter comments do not for verification make.

by Anonymousreply 13707/11/2013

Which of these fat-butted men's farts smell better: Matt Damon's, Patrick Wilson's, or Anthony's?

by Anonymousreply 13807/11/2013

"Body Issue" includes Miami Marlins' Giancarlo Stanton.

by Anonymousreply 13907/12/2013

This guy's name matches the name of the guy who claimed he was Recker's gay lover in Midland. Perhaps he is a chubby chaser?

by Anonymousreply 14007/12/2013

I forgot to mention that the facial contours somewhat match the ones in the pic at R117.

by Anonymousreply 14107/12/2013

Pity that Recker always covers his ass when not on the field.

by Anonymousreply 14207/13/2013

R138, Anthony Recker's stinking farts smell the best of all those fat-butted men.

Patrick Wilson can crack some good ones too.

Henry Cavill's farts smell of lillies.

by Anonymousreply 14307/13/2013

Any updates on the luscious meaty farts of Anthony Recker?

by Anonymousreply 14407/13/2013

This guy posts a lot of pics of Recker.

by Anonymousreply 14507/14/2013

What exactly would you do with Recker's ass if he presented it to you?

by Anonymousreply 14607/14/2013

Bump for the ReckMan

by Anonymousreply 14707/16/2013

Thanks for the info, r143. Did you leave out Matt Damon because, despite having a big fat butt, he's unable to push out pungently smelly farts like the other guys?

by Anonymousreply 14807/16/2013

Do Matt Damon, Patrick Wilson and Henry Cavill also have womanly butts?

by Anonymousreply 14907/16/2013

Yes, r149, they have soft, rounded, feminine butts that look like a woman's, but sound and smell like a man's when they emit the loud, pungently-scented farts they are famous for.

by Anonymousreply 15007/16/2013

A chick on Twitter thought, after seeing this pic of Recker's lower body on Twitter, that it was a woman and wouldn't believe that it was Recker. She said it had to be a girl.

by Anonymousreply 15107/16/2013

Craigslist post "To my farty boss" gives us a glimpse of what it might be like to work for Anthony. We can only dream!

by Anonymousreply 15207/17/2013

R148, I did not intentionally leave out Matt Damon. He certainly possesses a big fat butt, and he also cracks loud, sizzling gas bombs out the little stinkhole nestled within his huge cheeks.

Henry Cavill frequently leaves a snail trail of warm shart in his underpants, which usually ride up the crack of his large heavy glutes.

Needless to say, Anthony Recker cracks out the vilest, steamiest, raunchiest farts of the lot.

by Anonymousreply 15307/17/2013

Chris Meloni is another actor with a huge, womanly buttocks, who knows how to pinch off some vibrantly smelly farts through his puckered anal lips.

by Anonymousreply 15407/17/2013

I'd love to have a go at both Meloni AND Recker's asses.

by Anonymousreply 15507/18/2013

Does Anthony have the ability to fart while his ass is getting fucked?

by Anonymousreply 15607/18/2013

Yes, R156, and it's called "queefing".

by Anonymousreply 15707/18/2013

Do Anthony's queefs sound and smell different from his farts?

by Anonymousreply 15807/18/2013

They sound the same, but have no smell. It's just hot air.

by Anonymousreply 15907/18/2013

An articles on the Mets page on SBNation had this about Recker today: "Here's a nice shot of Recker, and his bulbous behind, on the mound".

by Anonymousreply 16007/19/2013

Wearing loose shorts but the t-shirt still rests on top of the shelf of his ass.

by Anonymousreply 16107/20/2013

Imagine how many eye-watering farts he let rip in those baggy shorts!

by Anonymousreply 16207/20/2013

Recker by name, wrecker by nature.

by Anonymousreply 16307/20/2013

WAS HE WEARING FLIP-FLOPS IN R161'S PHOTO?!? HOW COULD THE PHOTOGRAPHER HAVE NOT INCLUDED HIS FEETS?!?

by Anonymousreply 16407/21/2013

My female roommate had friends over last night and I was hanging with them. One of them was this HOT straight Italian guido type, and at one point he stuck his ass out and farted. But it was this dainty little fart that barely made a sound, and I was so disappointed that it wasn't a loud, several-seconds-long, disgustingly raunchy fart like Anthony's are.

by Anonymousreply 16507/21/2013

Retweeted by Recker's fiancee yesterday: "God's gift of forgiveness is free, and we should give and receive it as an act of faith."

Poor Recker is going to marry a Christian loony.

by Anonymousreply 16607/21/2013

[quote]Poor Recker is going to marry a Christian loony.

Please shut the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 16707/21/2013

Why should on shut the fuck up? It's apparently true.

by Anonymousreply 16807/21/2013

"one"

by Anonymousreply 16907/21/2013

Well said, R170. You just know that dumbass fiancee doesn't even go down on Anthony's massive butt, let alone inhale those sacred raunchy farts he pinches off with his little pucker. Stupid Christian frau wouldn't know how to appreciate that divine ass if it farted in her undeserving face.

by Anonymousreply 17107/21/2013

Andy Roddick is another fat-butted man who hasn't been discussed on this thread. Does his huge ass produce a lot of farts, and how do they compare to Anthony's?

by Anonymousreply 17207/26/2013

Here is your chance, Recker trolls!

You can go pitch your tent for a night at CitiField.

The team will be on the road that weekend so no chance of harassing them, but the cleverest or most determined among you can probably figure out a way to sneak into the locker room and steal all of his jockstraps or compression shorts or whatever else you like to pull over your faces while you jack off.

by Anonymousreply 17307/26/2013

R172, so do you think Andy Roddick has a womanly butt as well?

by Anonymousreply 17407/26/2013

Caroline Kennedy is his speech coach.

by Anonymousreply 17507/26/2013

Good news, R173!

by Anonymousreply 17607/26/2013

There was a recent report that Recker is apparently fond of hugging other players on his team. He even hugged the team mascot, Mr. Met. Awwww!

by Anonymousreply 17707/27/2013

He just wants the huggee to grab ahold of that gigantic meaty ass. I'd be happy to ablige.

by Anonymousreply 17807/27/2013

So does Andy Roddick have a womanly butt too?

by Anonymousreply 17907/27/2013

Andy Roddick has a womanly butt, yes. It is high, round and jiggly. It produces some gloriously stinking, gassy farts, but they are not quite eye-watering rippers of the Anthony Recker standard!

by Anonymousreply 18007/27/2013

Andy has a fine ass, but it's nowhere near as big as The Reck's ass. I think Andy probably has a bigger dick, though.

by Anonymousreply 18107/28/2013

In a store today I overheard some Mets-related prize being advertised on the radio, and got completely distracted from my shopping as I stood and pondered the only Mets-related prize I would be interested in winning: Anthony sitting his enormous ass on my face and suffocating me with his farts.

Do you think any radio station offers that prize?

by Anonymousreply 18207/30/2013

How about fat-butted Nick Jonas? Does he fart a lot? And what are his farts like?

by Anonymousreply 18307/31/2013

I need Anthony to be spreading his huge ass and farting in my face right now!!

by Anonymousreply 18408/03/2013

Ah R182, if only any radio station offered such a prize, I'm sure we would all be lining up to drown ourselves in the pit of rich, sizzling fart that is nestled within the little hole of Anthony's massive, jiggling, shelf-like butt cheeks!

by Anonymousreply 18508/03/2013

Breaking news: Anthony Recker is letting rip a vile 25-second bubble fart into his tight white briefs as we speak. The last remnants of hot fart are now issuing a gummy, caramel-colored stain on the briefs, which are obviously wedged tight up his enormous butt cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 18608/04/2013

Speaking of Tony's underwear, what kind do we think he wears? I definitely say he's a tighty-whitey guy.

by Anonymousreply 18708/04/2013

WHY do Anthony's farts smell so fucking BAD?

by Anonymousreply 18808/04/2013

Anthony wears thongs because he likes feeling them rub up in the hollow between his enormous ass pillows, and he loves having the thong tight up against his hole so that when he farts, the fart smell gets all in the fabric.

by Anonymousreply 18908/05/2013

I just saw a post game interview with him and he does say "uh" and "honestly" a lot.

by Anonymousreply 19008/11/2013

Behold the IMPOSTOR ass of catcher John Buck, better known as EVE HARRINGTON!

Buck is pictured making a play during the game the Mets LOST today. They better get used to it, because they are going to continue to LOSE until they bring Anthony and his magic ass back from Triple A!!

by Anonymousreply 19108/24/2013
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