How many times does Anthony Recker say "Uhh" in this clip?
|by Anonymous||reply 191||08/24/2013|
Shut up Anthony, and show us what a world class ass looks like
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/14/2013|
Who cares what he says? Better yet, gag him or render him mute. All that matters is that ass.
Look at the comments for that video. Most are about his ass. How'd you find the video, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/14/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/14/2013|
You seem surprised that he's butch, R3. Why?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/14/2013|
God, he's incredible. I can't even imagine how much I would pay to rim him.... more than my current bank account allows!!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/15/2013|
R2, I just put his name in Youtube search.
I also like the way he constantly licks his lips. I'll bet he's just musky from head to toe.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/15/2013|
I bet the cavity between his gigantic butt cheeks gets so sweaty and smelly during games.....
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/15/2013|
Lol, R9, hot and a little gross..
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/15/2013|
OP, are you a Recker fan? What do you like about him?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/16/2013|
His ass, for starters, R11.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/16/2013|
Here's a cool story about Recker's smell:
[italic]The Recking Ball was a fun player to watch in Vancouver in 2005. He had ridiculous strength, he flattened guys heading for home, and he had a flock of women who purchased tickets right behind home plate just so they could be close to ‘that ass’.
One even ran onto the field one night, sprinted around to second base where Recker was standing, and planted a smooch on his behind. That doesn’t happen to most Canadians catchers, I can tell you.
And then there was the whole ongoing riff on whether Recker’s hygiene habits were up to par. That came from a Mike Massaro interview in which I asked him who was stinkiest after the team bus broke down on a road trip in blazing sun. He replied with a laugh that it was Recker who was the whiffiest, and that story just didn’t die for the rest of the season, with other players piling on despite the catcher’s claims it was bogus.[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/16/2013|
Woah! I was gonna ask whether there was ever any chance of this guy getting into the major leagues, but I just Wikipedia-ed and see he plays for the Mets now?? HOLY SHIT!! Have there been any sightings around NYC? What neighborhood does he live in? Where does he socialize? Where can we New Yorkers go for a chance at seeing the Most Glorious Ass of Asses up close and in person (without having to sit through a boring baseball game)?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/16/2013|
R14, apparently he lives in Queens. His fiancé posts pics of their neighborhood and apartment.
R13, that same blog (about one of his former teams, the Vancouver Canadians) later had a story where the teammates and writer retracted their comments about Recker smelling saying that they were, essentially, teasing him.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/16/2013|
The pungent aroma of Anthony's sweaty ass would be like the scent of roses wafted on a spring breeze!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/16/2013|
I wonder how he feels knowing that his ass has developed its own gay following, if it makes him self-conscious or he embraces it? Pretty much his entire Internet presence is ass-related.
I remember someone posting a while back that one of his minor league teams (I think it was a AAA for Oakland) was even hosting a gay night every month.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/16/2013|
R17, he's aware of the "Anthony Recker's Ass" Facebook group. He has been asked about it and said that he's aware of it and that he wished there were more females in it (at the beginning it was almost exclusively gay men). That may seem homophobic, but he was also one of the first pro athletes who tweeted his support for Jason Collins coming out, saying that it took courage. His fiancé and some of his friends are members of the Facebook group.
In college, he wore a dress to a costume party that accentuated his curves and figure, and he was often told he had a girl's ass on a built body. So I guess he was aware of the effect of his body even then. He would also tell people that they could find him at games to see if he was playing by looking for his ass.
One of his teams, the Sacramento River Cats (the Oakland AAA affiliate) used to have a gay night once a season. More precisely, there was a gay organization that organized attendance at a game. It wasn't sponsored by the team itself.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/16/2013|
Any links to pics of him in the dress or quotes of him talking about his ass, r18??
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/16/2013|
R19, there are no pics that I'm aware of from that college costume party. There is, however, a pic from the rookie hazing for the Oakland A's where he wore a skirt and right top. I'll find that and post it.
For rookie hazing for the Chicago Cubs, he was made to dress as a Chippendales dancer and had to dance to Sexy and I Know It when it would be played. Only one pic was released from the Cubs' hazing and Anthony wasn't in it. I wonder what the Mets will make him wear this year (assuming he's still with the team).
I'll see if I find anything he said about his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/16/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/16/2013|
Does Citi Field have any equivalent of a stage door? Like where players would sign autographs after the game? And if so, does Anthony ever greet his fans in flip-flops?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/16/2013|
Here you go, R19.
How did you become a fan of Recker and "horny" for his ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/16/2013|
I forgot to mention to click the pic to enlarge it. It's a big one.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/16/2013|
I became a fan of his entirely through DL - have never heard of him in any other context.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/16/2013|
R19, the thing I can think of immediately that he's said about his ass is "look for my ass" when people would ask about where to find him on the field. He also made fun of his own ass before others brought up the subject because he realized it's that noticeable, the subject of most attention and what people bring up first about him. In other words, he knows his butt is the butt of jokes.
There are autograph opportunities at Citi Field especially with the non-star players like Recker.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/17/2013|
I forgot to mention that the guy Recker is interviewing in the OP's video will officiate at his wedding.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/18/2013|
We'll be able to handle your question at Amazon Mechanical Turk, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/18/2013|
Keith Hernandez, he of the rumored gayness, just said Recker has a "great physique".
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/19/2013|
People have asked whether he's part woman or a hermaphrodite. They've also wondered whether he's gotten implants. Transsexual even.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/20/2013|
I wonder if he has a big dick. That lucky fiance of his probably hasn't a clue as to what to do with his monster butt.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/20/2013|
Gif of Recker chest bumping another player with a bit of the ass at the beginning.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/26/2013|
Don Sutton, a commentator for Atlanta Braves radio and former major league player, said that Recker has the biggest ass in baseball.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/27/2013|
Young Recker on the right.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/30/2013|
Even younger Recker bottom left.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/30/2013|
What are the mechanics of living with an ass like his?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/01/2013|
Recker man hug.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/02/2013|
According to his fiance on Twitter, Recker and her are spending today doing touristy stuff in DC. Try to get some pics of that ass DC residents and tourists!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/03/2013|
I think it's only a matter of time before he realizes that only another man can pleasure that enormous, delicious ass like it's supposed to be pleasured.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/04/2013|
Any barefoot or flip-flops pics?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/04/2013|
R41, flip flop pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/04/2013|
His buns literally look like two plump pillows in R42's pic. I love that "just farted" look on his face.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/05/2013|
Rather nasty, R43.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/05/2013|
What do women think of his butt?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/06/2013|
Do you think he gets aroused by his own body and jerks off to himself (his own body and ass)?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/07/2013|
If I were him, I certainly would.
I wonder if that lucky trick he's engaged to ever grabs his ass when he fucks her.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/07/2013|
R47, why would he masturbate to his own body/ass if he's straight?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/08/2013|
Rump roast -
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/08/2013|
And, so it begins.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/08/2013|
What begins, R51?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/08/2013|
Yes, R47, why would he jerk off to his image if he's straight. It's one thing to watch oneself in the mirror as one masturbates; it's quite another to turn oneself on by looking at one's own body as if it were another person.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/08/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/09/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/10/2013|
On the left, #29 (Ike Davis) checking out Recker's (#20) ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/10/2013|
Damn R54, you gotta lotta pix in your camera roll!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/10/2013|
More butt discussion please.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/11/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/12/2013|
I want to stick my face between Anthony's enormous butt-mounds and breathe in the sweet smell of the farts from that ass of glory.
Is that bad?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/13/2013|
R60 and R61, that is quite nasty.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/13/2013|
No, R63. Let's limit the discussion to his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/14/2013|
I would love to be Dutch oven-ed by Anthony... Have his muscular arms holding the covers over my head while I inhale the delicious fumes of the sizzling hot farts that are issued from his enormous ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/16/2013|
What's the fascination with this guy's ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/16/2013|
R68, Anthony Recker has a spectacular womanly ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/16/2013|
That is, why is it liked so much?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/16/2013|
What's womanly about it? And why would a gay guy want that?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/16/2013|
Would anyone suck a fart out of his ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||06/16/2013|
Obviously, r72 - with your mouth and tongue pressed to his holy asshole, anyone would be privileged to suck in the taste of his hot raunchy farts all day!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/16/2013|
Uh, you guys are nasTAY!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||06/16/2013|
Do you think most of Anthony's farts are the silent-but-deadly kind, or does he loudly and proudly let them rip as he emits the delectable gas from the tight little rosebud hidden between his plump ass-pillows?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/16/2013|
Enough about the nasty stuff please. Please answer R70 and R71, and keep the discussion on his butt or at least the number of times he says "Uhh" in the video. Thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/16/2013|
I'd drink his ass juice.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||06/17/2013|
If Anthony were my boyfriend, we would never need fresh cut flowers in the house because the intoxicating perfume of his sizzling hot raunchy-smelling fart-bombs would be all the scent we needed!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/17/2013|
Recker is playing tonight with orange finger nail polish (to help the pitcher see his signals).
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/18/2013|
Does Anthony ever distract the hitter by farting just as the pitcher throws the ball?
|by Anonymous||reply 81||06/19/2013|
Enough with the nasty talk, please. It's disgusting.
Here's a post-game interview with Recker. He says "you know" and "Uhh" more than Caroline Kennedy.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||06/20/2013|
I forgot to mention he smiles and laughs quite a bit in that interview.
Here's a career highlights video. It's brief.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/20/2013|
Recker home run and running bases. He's congratulated by his teammates including a pat on the ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/20/2013|
Messed up the link at R83.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/20/2013|
My son already has a Facebook page dedicated to his posterior. I never even knew what rimming was until I logged onto to THIS cesspool.
LEAVE MY SON ALONE!!
|by Anonymous||reply 86||06/20/2013|
In the video at R84, the player at 0:32 checks out Recker's ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||06/21/2013|
I really want to drink his ass juice, can you imagine? The Coca-Cola company needs to bottle it and sell it to the masses, it would be the genuine taste of his butt..yum.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||06/21/2013|
Can they bottle the scent of his farts too, r88?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||06/21/2013|
Anyone smelled any good farts lately that reminded them of Anthony's pungently beautiful ass-emissions?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||06/23/2013|
Muscular Recker pecs.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||06/23/2013|
Muscular Recker from the side.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||06/23/2013|
R90, I'm a 30-year-old bi guy with quite a large buttocks. After tonight's prune dessert I let rip a string of sizzling, eye-watering gas-bombs, pinching each one off with my anus with great force. The living room is foggy with the stink, you would probably enjoy it.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||06/23/2013|
Is Anthony a slower base-runner than other guys on the team? Does his lard butt slow him down? Can't imagine it's easy to sprint when you're carrying the weight of all that junk in your trunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||06/27/2013|
He actually pitched instead of caught a few days ago. Ass shot here.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||07/04/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||07/04/2013|
Pitching sexy smile gif.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||07/04/2013|
I think that smile is because he just let loose a big juicy fart.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||07/05/2013|
Do you think his teammates or any other straight guys are turned on by his ass? If so, why?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||07/05/2013|
Christ, imagine the gassy rippers he could pinch off through that hole buried deep within those massive butt cheeks!
|by Anonymous||reply 100||07/05/2013|
Enough, R100. That is disgusting. Why do you persist? Enjoy the beauty of his ass and body.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||07/05/2013|
I am enjoying the beauty of his giant muscular bubble butt, R101! I would really love to inhale the hot gas bombs pinched off through that tight breeder rosebud.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||07/05/2013|
Anthony Recker fucks this.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||07/05/2013|
She's the luckiest bitch this side of the Mason Dixon Line. I still think he's gay. With that butt, he just HAS to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||07/05/2013|
R104, what does a genetic physical trait have to do with one's sexuality? He's obviously into women. He dated a very ugly woman who looked a lot older than him before this one, and this one looks like Taylor Swift hit with an ugly stick. If he were gay, don't you think he'd go for a better-looking beard to match his own looks?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||07/05/2013|
No. If he were gay and trying to hide it, he'd grab the first thing with tits--looks be damned.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||07/05/2013|
I hope he cracks off a string of steamy bubble-farts in her face every night.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||07/05/2013|
Can't believe Anthony is wasting himself on a female who surely doesn't appreciate the heavenly aroma of his hot steaming farts...
|by Anonymous||reply 108||07/05/2013|
I agree, R108. That clueless bitch has probably never even seen the delightful little stinker of a hole nestled deep within Recker's fat ass cheeks!
|by Anonymous||reply 109||07/05/2013|
Please, R106, this is a man who has had a woman run onto the field and literally kiss his ass. He doesn't have to settle for the first thing that comes along. He goes for these (somewhat) ugly chicks for some legitimate reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||07/05/2013|
Because he REALLY likes the high hard one, R110.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||07/05/2013|
"this is a man who has had a woman run onto the field and literally kiss his ass."
Lucky bitch! Did she get a fart in her face too?
|by Anonymous||reply 112||07/05/2013|
That woman who ran onto the field and kissed his ass, he should have cracked off a hot string of gassy rippers into her face!
|by Anonymous||reply 113||07/05/2013|
Please join me in mourning the tragedy that ESPN Magazine decided to photograph a Mets player's bare ass and did NOT choose Anthony!!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||07/07/2013|
Recker's team is playing in San Francisco today through Wednesday.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||07/08/2013|
Have any San Franciscans approached Anthony in his hotel, or on his way into the stadium, and asked him to share with you the glorious aroma of his hot juicy farts which has bewitched the New York area??
|by Anonymous||reply 116||07/09/2013|
Thisguy is claiming to have been Anthony Recker's lover when he was in Midland as a minor league player. He tweeted both Recker and his fiancee tonight asking whether the girlfriend gets off his ass and balls. A pic of the guy's bare torso from his Twitter page is linked below.
My ex gay lover was lover of Former MidlandTx Rockhounds catcher #anthonyrecker now w #Mets True story
@SusiMJK @maggie162 @GoJBuckYourself @Anthony_Recker ha Anthony had a gay lover n minor league n Midland Tx yrs ago lol
@Anthony_Recker Does @KellyShepardson ever get off ur #ass #balls Do you still have ur gay lover n Midland?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||07/10/2013|
Bump for the gay "rumor".
|by Anonymous||reply 118||07/10/2013|
Bump indeed. I KNEW this guy had a gay past!
|by Anonymous||reply 119||07/10/2013|
R119, here's a comment for this YouTube vid:
"LunderThightning Feb 14, 2008
i heard rumors that this guy and brad kilby were 'close' to say the least. Not judging you guys."
He played for the Midland Rockhounds, the team mentioned at R117, and a few others teams that Recker played on.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||07/10/2013|
I can see it now. He's young and impressionable, he's in the minors, he's got a big, fat ass that could attract anything with a working penis...he was likely hit on by some dude on the team who likes girls but would fuck a guy if it struck his fancy, and Recker was the perfect choice.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||07/10/2013|
R121, why would his ass attract anything with a working penis and why would another guy on the team be attracted to him if he likes girls? Why would he be the "perfect choice"?
|by Anonymous||reply 122||07/10/2013|
Why, R122? Will you get off on my answer?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||07/10/2013|
Anthony's farts are the scent equivalent of the sirens' song.... one whiff and even a straight man falls in love with his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||07/10/2013|
On this profile on FaceTheJury.com he writes, "Description: About Me:What's up? Name's Anthony, but my friends just call me Recker. A buddy of mine used to use this and doesn't anymore, so I took his account since it's premium. Anyways, I just recently graduated from Alvernia college"
His orientation is listed as Gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||07/10/2013|
Oops, I forgot the link.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||07/10/2013|
Are you serious, R125????? Fuck! Off to FacetheJury.com right now...
|by Anonymous||reply 127||07/10/2013|
R127, but it may have been his "buddy's" orientation because he had the premium account. After all, Recker was one of the first athletes to tweet in support of Jason Collins the NBA player who came out. Recker may be a non-chalant ally.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||07/10/2013|
You have to be a member to view anything on facethejury, so I just joined. But damn, I won't be able to log in until it's approved.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||07/10/2013|
Is there any indication that's the real Anthony and not a fake?
|by Anonymous||reply 130||07/10/2013|
R130, I looked at the pics, it appears to be the real Anthony around his college years because all the indicators are consistent with the "real" Anthony. Again, the profile says "gay" but if the description is correct he may be using his friend's premium account. Anthony is gay friendly.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||07/10/2013|
R123, why would I get off on an answer?
|by Anonymous||reply 132||07/10/2013|
Any flip-flops pics, r131??
|by Anonymous||reply 133||07/10/2013|
Mawr speculation, please.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||07/11/2013|
[italic]This[/italic] Brad Kilby?
So you're saying Anthony Recker is not only gay/bi but he's also a chubby chaser?
|by Anonymous||reply 135||07/11/2013|
YouTube comments and Twitter comments do not for verification make.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||07/11/2013|
Which of these fat-butted men's farts smell better: Matt Damon's, Patrick Wilson's, or Anthony's?
|by Anonymous||reply 138||07/11/2013|
"Body Issue" includes Miami Marlins' Giancarlo Stanton.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||07/12/2013|
This guy's name matches the name of the guy who claimed he was Recker's gay lover in Midland. Perhaps he is a chubby chaser?
|by Anonymous||reply 140||07/12/2013|
I forgot to mention that the facial contours somewhat match the ones in the pic at R117.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||07/12/2013|
Pity that Recker always covers his ass when not on the field.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||07/13/2013|
R138, Anthony Recker's stinking farts smell the best of all those fat-butted men.
Patrick Wilson can crack some good ones too.
Henry Cavill's farts smell of lillies.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||07/13/2013|
Any updates on the luscious meaty farts of Anthony Recker?
|by Anonymous||reply 144||07/13/2013|
This guy posts a lot of pics of Recker.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||07/14/2013|
What exactly would you do with Recker's ass if he presented it to you?
|by Anonymous||reply 146||07/14/2013|
Bump for the ReckMan
|by Anonymous||reply 147||07/16/2013|
Thanks for the info, r143. Did you leave out Matt Damon because, despite having a big fat butt, he's unable to push out pungently smelly farts like the other guys?
|by Anonymous||reply 148||07/16/2013|
Do Matt Damon, Patrick Wilson and Henry Cavill also have womanly butts?
|by Anonymous||reply 149||07/16/2013|
Yes, r149, they have soft, rounded, feminine butts that look like a woman's, but sound and smell like a man's when they emit the loud, pungently-scented farts they are famous for.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||07/16/2013|
A chick on Twitter thought, after seeing this pic of Recker's lower body on Twitter, that it was a woman and wouldn't believe that it was Recker. She said it had to be a girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||07/16/2013|
Craigslist post "To my farty boss" gives us a glimpse of what it might be like to work for Anthony. We can only dream!
|by Anonymous||reply 152||07/17/2013|
R148, I did not intentionally leave out Matt Damon. He certainly possesses a big fat butt, and he also cracks loud, sizzling gas bombs out the little stinkhole nestled within his huge cheeks.
Henry Cavill frequently leaves a snail trail of warm shart in his underpants, which usually ride up the crack of his large heavy glutes.
Needless to say, Anthony Recker cracks out the vilest, steamiest, raunchiest farts of the lot.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||07/17/2013|
Chris Meloni is another actor with a huge, womanly buttocks, who knows how to pinch off some vibrantly smelly farts through his puckered anal lips.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||07/17/2013|
I'd love to have a go at both Meloni AND Recker's asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||07/18/2013|
Does Anthony have the ability to fart while his ass is getting fucked?
|by Anonymous||reply 156||07/18/2013|
Yes, R156, and it's called "queefing".
|by Anonymous||reply 157||07/18/2013|
Do Anthony's queefs sound and smell different from his farts?
|by Anonymous||reply 158||07/18/2013|
They sound the same, but have no smell. It's just hot air.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||07/18/2013|
An articles on the Mets page on SBNation had this about Recker today: "Here's a nice shot of Recker, and his bulbous behind, on the mound".
|by Anonymous||reply 160||07/19/2013|
Wearing loose shorts but the t-shirt still rests on top of the shelf of his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||07/20/2013|
Imagine how many eye-watering farts he let rip in those baggy shorts!
|by Anonymous||reply 162||07/20/2013|
Recker by name, wrecker by nature.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||07/20/2013|
WAS HE WEARING FLIP-FLOPS IN R161'S PHOTO?!? HOW COULD THE PHOTOGRAPHER HAVE NOT INCLUDED HIS FEETS?!?
|by Anonymous||reply 164||07/21/2013|
My female roommate had friends over last night and I was hanging with them. One of them was this HOT straight Italian guido type, and at one point he stuck his ass out and farted. But it was this dainty little fart that barely made a sound, and I was so disappointed that it wasn't a loud, several-seconds-long, disgustingly raunchy fart like Anthony's are.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||07/21/2013|
Retweeted by Recker's fiancee yesterday: "God's gift of forgiveness is free, and we should give and receive it as an act of faith."
Poor Recker is going to marry a Christian loony.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||07/21/2013|
[quote]Poor Recker is going to marry a Christian loony.
Please shut the fuck up.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||07/21/2013|
Why should on shut the fuck up? It's apparently true.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||07/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 169||07/21/2013|
Well said, R170. You just know that dumbass fiancee doesn't even go down on Anthony's massive butt, let alone inhale those sacred raunchy farts he pinches off with his little pucker. Stupid Christian frau wouldn't know how to appreciate that divine ass if it farted in her undeserving face.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||07/21/2013|
Andy Roddick is another fat-butted man who hasn't been discussed on this thread. Does his huge ass produce a lot of farts, and how do they compare to Anthony's?
|by Anonymous||reply 172||07/26/2013|
Here is your chance, Recker trolls!
You can go pitch your tent for a night at CitiField.
The team will be on the road that weekend so no chance of harassing them, but the cleverest or most determined among you can probably figure out a way to sneak into the locker room and steal all of his jockstraps or compression shorts or whatever else you like to pull over your faces while you jack off.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||07/26/2013|
R172, so do you think Andy Roddick has a womanly butt as well?
|by Anonymous||reply 174||07/26/2013|
Caroline Kennedy is his speech coach.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||07/26/2013|
Good news, R173!
|by Anonymous||reply 176||07/26/2013|
There was a recent report that Recker is apparently fond of hugging other players on his team. He even hugged the team mascot, Mr. Met. Awwww!
|by Anonymous||reply 177||07/27/2013|
He just wants the huggee to grab ahold of that gigantic meaty ass. I'd be happy to ablige.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||07/27/2013|
So does Andy Roddick have a womanly butt too?
|by Anonymous||reply 179||07/27/2013|
Andy Roddick has a womanly butt, yes. It is high, round and jiggly. It produces some gloriously stinking, gassy farts, but they are not quite eye-watering rippers of the Anthony Recker standard!
|by Anonymous||reply 180||07/27/2013|
Andy has a fine ass, but it's nowhere near as big as The Reck's ass. I think Andy probably has a bigger dick, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||07/28/2013|
In a store today I overheard some Mets-related prize being advertised on the radio, and got completely distracted from my shopping as I stood and pondered the only Mets-related prize I would be interested in winning: Anthony sitting his enormous ass on my face and suffocating me with his farts.
Do you think any radio station offers that prize?
|by Anonymous||reply 182||07/30/2013|
How about fat-butted Nick Jonas? Does he fart a lot? And what are his farts like?
|by Anonymous||reply 183||07/31/2013|
I need Anthony to be spreading his huge ass and farting in my face right now!!
|by Anonymous||reply 184||08/03/2013|
Ah R182, if only any radio station offered such a prize, I'm sure we would all be lining up to drown ourselves in the pit of rich, sizzling fart that is nestled within the little hole of Anthony's massive, jiggling, shelf-like butt cheeks!
|by Anonymous||reply 185||08/03/2013|
Breaking news: Anthony Recker is letting rip a vile 25-second bubble fart into his tight white briefs as we speak. The last remnants of hot fart are now issuing a gummy, caramel-colored stain on the briefs, which are obviously wedged tight up his enormous butt cheeks.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||08/04/2013|
Speaking of Tony's underwear, what kind do we think he wears? I definitely say he's a tighty-whitey guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||08/04/2013|
WHY do Anthony's farts smell so fucking BAD?
|by Anonymous||reply 188||08/04/2013|
Anthony wears thongs because he likes feeling them rub up in the hollow between his enormous ass pillows, and he loves having the thong tight up against his hole so that when he farts, the fart smell gets all in the fabric.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||08/05/2013|
I just saw a post game interview with him and he does say "uh" and "honestly" a lot.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||08/11/2013|
Behold the IMPOSTOR ass of catcher John Buck, better known as EVE HARRINGTON!
Buck is pictured making a play during the game the Mets LOST today. They better get used to it, because they are going to continue to LOSE until they bring Anthony and his magic ass back from Triple A!!
|by Anonymous||reply 191||08/24/2013|