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Help! He's Too Big!!!

I need help ya'll! I've been seeing this guy recently. He's really attract in shape and hung like a horse. I consider myself am experienced bottom but I've never taken on a guy with a dick this big. He's 10 inch uncut and his dick is pretty lengthy and girthy. We've fucked 2 so far, although I enjoy him emotional. Sex wise I don't think I can continue to take him. He's stretching my hole out! Do any of you have tips on taking big dick besides using lots of lube and fingering? Maybe I'm breathing wrong? I feel like I can fully enjoy him when we're in the missionary position but when in Doggystyle I almost faint. Any advice?

by Anonymousreply 3005/17/2013

[quote]We've fucked 2 so far,

2 what?

by Anonymousreply 105/13/2013

[quote]Any advice?

English lessons.

by Anonymousreply 205/13/2013

Also, keep track of your watch!

by Anonymousreply 305/13/2013

We've fucked 2 times so far.

by Anonymousreply 405/13/2013

"girthy"?

by Anonymousreply 505/13/2013

Give him adderall.

by Anonymousreply 605/13/2013

Enormous Size Tolerance

by Anonymousreply 705/13/2013

I'm reading OP in the voice of a fat white girl from Delaware appearing on Jerry Springer.

by Anonymousreply 805/13/2013

Ran into the same thing with my partner. I just top him. Problem solved.

by Anonymousreply 905/13/2013

Send him on to the guy that left his expensive glasses behind.

by Anonymousreply 1005/13/2013

Practice, practice, practice!

by Anonymousreply 1105/13/2013

"Any advice?" is correct, R2. Advice is the noun, advise is the verb. Unless, of course, you are nitpicking and are requiring the full "Do you have any advice?" which would qualify you for membership in the Pedantic Club.

by Anonymousreply 1205/13/2013

R7 I imagine the top must have an Extremely Sizeable Tool!

by Anonymousreply 1305/13/2013

huge dildos

by Anonymousreply 1405/14/2013

R12 is an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 1505/14/2013

Maybe you can fuck him. Maybe you shouldn't fuck at all. What's wrong with kissing, mutual masturbation and sucking?

Although I must say that 10-inches and intact is foreskin heaven.

by Anonymousreply 1605/14/2013

OP = worst gay ever

by Anonymousreply 1705/14/2013

1) Lube, lots of it. 2) Patience. Slow down, take it easy, apply more lube. 3) Relax. And as you relax, so does your sphincter. 4) Breathe. Breathing correctly, helps you relax. (see 3). 5) Dildo practice. Self explanatory.

by Anonymousreply 1805/14/2013

Over time won't a cock that big leave you very loose and stretched? I have only had one average cock over a 5 year period, and while I am not loose I do know there is a difference in my hole.

by Anonymousreply 1905/14/2013

I am still laughing at R10.

by Anonymousreply 2005/14/2013

What does being uncut have to do with anything?

by Anonymousreply 2105/14/2013

Huff on some poppers.

by Anonymousreply 2205/14/2013

[quote]"Any advice?" is correct, R2. Advice is the noun, advise is the verb. Unless, of course, you are nitpicking and are requiring the full "Do you have any advice?" which would qualify you for membership in the Pedantic Club.

I think R2 is complaining about such gems as "attract in shape," "consider myself am experienced bottom" (OK, that may be a typo), "he's 10 inch," "I enjoy him emotional," and "in Doggystyle."

by Anonymousreply 2305/14/2013

You're right, R23. I'm sorry. I'm a total idiot.

by Anonymousreply 2405/14/2013

Seriously, OP? Having dated a 10-incher (and a thick one at that), here are my tips:

1) CALM THE FUCK DOWN. You're not going to be able to relax your sphincter to the point of taking ten inches comfortably otherwise. You might even consider taking a Xanax before sex. You could also try poppers, although I managed to do without them.

2) FOREPLAY. Loosen up *before* fucking, and spend as much time as necessary. Have your bf stick in one finger, then two, then three and preferably four to loosen you up.

3) I've found it's easiest to start out on top, at least as far as the final phase of sphincter-loosening goes. Try it, too.

4) How can I put it delicately ... some positions may, simply, hurt. Depending on his level of "curvature," you may have to avoid certain positions altogether. My bf was curved upwards, so missionary and me on top were most comfortable. I could *not* do doggystyle without him basically jabbing me in the intestine (sorry to be gross), which hurt like a motherfucker, so him doing me from behind was out.

5) "Breathing" won't do shit to fix #4. If your internal organs aren't shaped a certain way, it's always going to hurt, and no amount of lube or fingering will help, either. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 2505/14/2013

Desire makes all things possible, indeed enjoyable.

by Anonymousreply 2605/14/2013

The bitch OP just came here to gloat.

by Anonymousreply 2705/14/2013

"I feel like I can fully enjoy him when we're in the missionary position but when in Doggystyle I almost faint. Any advice?"

How about, um, not doing doggy style?

next!

by Anonymousreply 2805/14/2013

I guess we're not talking about kittens,

by Anonymousreply 2905/14/2013

I'm gonna tell you all the wrong shit to do. Eat a heavy meal 1 hour before you have sex with you boyfriend. Don't douche (But still wash yo ass hole), and push your hole outward as he bangs you.

by Anonymousreply 3005/17/2013
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