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Dr. Beverly Crusher here

Any questions? I can't promise I won't answer in medical technobabble.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 7105/29/2013

Who claimed Wesley's precious rosebud, Cmdr. Riker, Lt. Worf, Lt. Barclay, or the outrageous space buccaneer Capt. Thadiun Okona?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 205/11/2013

Is Gates MacFadden a real name?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 305/11/2013

Do you know Diana Muldaur?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 405/11/2013

Jean-Luc

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 505/11/2013

Dr. Crusher, my balls keep itching. What on Vulcan could it be?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 605/11/2013

Dr.! Uranus is full of Klingons!

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 705/11/2013

Dr. Crusher, is that your dominatrix name?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 805/11/2013

Dr. Crusher, what ever happened to Dr. Kate Pulaski?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 905/11/2013

When everyone was horned up from the sex planet on season 1, why did you only unzip your uniform to your clavicle? Are you that frigid?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 1005/11/2013

Seriously? You fell in love with a guy in a lamp on a planet where everyone pretended it was 19th century Scotland?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 1105/11/2013

One at a time! I had my cametoe medically reconstructed at Starfleet Medical--it is now tight as a drum. Wealey's rosebud was taken by his entire dorm, of course, at Starfleet Academy. Gates MCFadden is not a real name--who would name their child "Gates," after all? I knew Diana Muldaur once but we no longer speak. Your itching balls are due to the deadly Rigellian burrowing bacteria--I'm afraid you'll be a castrato by tomorrow. There is no cure.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 1205/11/2013

Did you know Maria Muldaur?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 1305/11/2013

Is it true that during your porn days you did cream pies so often you were referred to "Pearly Gates"?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 1405/11/2013

What was it that prevented you from getting an abortion?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 1505/11/2013

r13 - I can't believe you passed up the opportunity to say "Send your camel toe bed."

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 1605/11/2013

How many times did Wesley rape you?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 1705/11/2013

Did you have Wesley cut?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 1805/11/2013

Would you describe yourself best as "colorless" or as "uninteresting"?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 1905/11/2013

"Dr. Crusher, what ever happened to Dr. Kate Pulaski?"

I can answer this one.

I had her ejected into space!

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 2005/11/2013

Why did Riker get fat?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 2105/11/2013

Wesley this, Wesley that. Let’s talk about what’s really important here. Dr. Crusher, I would like more details on your special friendship with Counselor Troi. Did she ever make you feel a tingle?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 2205/11/2013

What the hell was that "something I've wanted to tell you", Doctor?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 2305/11/2013

Bev - you dragged your fatherless teenage son onto the Enterprise when you became MO.

Then you pissed off to Starfleet Command - and left your teenage son on the Enterprise...

What kind of useless bitch mother are you???

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 2405/11/2013

r24, can't you see my cameltoe moistening in that clip?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 2505/11/2013

Dr. Crusher, I hear you used to run a side business of selling intoxicating Orion ginju berry leaves, even though the United Federation declared such trade illegal back in 2112.

I've always heard that young Wesley got ahold of your stash and was seen a few minutes later flinging himself upon a pool table in the holodeck crying for Riker to "FUCK ME HARD and STEADY."

Since Riker was unavailable, Mr Data tried to fulfull his request and fisted him (Data's fist being the only thing that could come close to matching Riker's penis).

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 2605/11/2013

My fave melange of The Next Generation's fashion trendiness.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 2705/11/2013

Q, you seem to know a bit about Riker. I take it that you've experienced it?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 2805/11/2013

r30 Why do you think Riker was unavailable to fulfill Wesley's Orion ginju berry-fuled request?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 2905/11/2013

Dr. Crusher, why did you insist on giving Deanna Troi weekly pap smears in the Holodeck?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 3005/11/2013

Why did you leave after the first season? And why did you come back? Was Wesley scarred by your absence?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 3105/12/2013

Did we ever scissor each other in sick bay?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 3205/12/2013

[quote]My fave melange of The Next Generation's fashion trendiness.

My, that really emphasizes Riker's bulge. And it looks like Troi's skirt has arrows pointing at her crotch: "Here it is, boys!"

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 3305/12/2013

[quote]Why did you leave after the first season? And why did you come back?

I took a job as the head of Starfleet Medical, and then returned because I realized there was something very strange about leaving my fourteen year-old son on a starship without any family.

[quote]Was Wesley scarred by your absence?

Apparently, because he grew up to be very strange, and he fell in with a cultlike crowd at Starfleet Academy, and then became even stranger and had to be put away on some sort of planet belonging to people who seemed like Native Americans but weren't.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 3405/13/2013

Life Force! Do you understand us?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 3505/13/2013

Ugly, ugly... giant... bags of... mostly water...

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 3605/13/2013

Why are human females so repulsive?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 3705/13/2013

You are beautiful to us! All life is beautiful to us!

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 3805/13/2013

Have you ever given Riker a Full Cavity Search (or at least seen him naked)?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 3905/13/2013

She schtumphed him when he was carrying a Trill symbiont.

They've been redoing TNG for Blu-Ray, and Amazon Prime is currently carrying the first two seasons in HD. I understand that heavy makeup was used back in the pre-Botox days to cover wrinkles and so forth, but seeing it in 1080i, they've troweled so much onto both Gates and Marina that they look like hookers.

No, Marina, don't eject me into space. I'll eject myself.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 4005/14/2013

Did you use a garden trowel to apply your foundation and rouge?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 4105/14/2013

Are the rumors about Klingons being masters of eating pussy true?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 4205/14/2013

The secret of the Klingons isn't that they're great at eating pussy, it's that they have...ridges....

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 4305/14/2013

Is your hair naturally red?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 4405/14/2013

Dr. Crusher, Counselor Troi seemed to get mind-raped an awful lot. Do you think she was asking for it?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 4505/15/2013

WHET Dr. Selar?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 4605/15/2013

Since you are addressing us from the 24th century,can you tell us at what point in history did the Kardashians go away (if they did)?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 4705/15/2013

Did we ever ... assimilate?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 4805/15/2013

R45 So they are like Ruffles for your vagina?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 4905/15/2013

Bev, is it true that every woman desires Lutan?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 5005/16/2013

I think it's pretty clear what the Kardashians evolved into...

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 5105/17/2013

Be honest - you liked being trapped in Wesley's warp bubble, didn't you?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 5205/17/2013

was Data anatomically correct?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 5305/17/2013

Please tell Wesley that my latest sexual encounter is now available as a program at the Holodeck.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 5405/17/2013

[quote]was Data anatomically correct?

He was fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 5505/17/2013

The "Tholian Pile Driver" was my specialty.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 5605/17/2013

"He was fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques.'

So he was programmed to have sex using "multiple techniques?" Ok. So why didn't he use his "multiple techiques" on other women on the Starship? Maybe because none of them were stupid enough to fuck a robot except Tasha Yar (her excuse was that she was out of her head with a space virus) and maybe that poor woman who was so needy that she made a pass at him and briefly became his girlfriend.

And with all the available men on the ship Tasha leaps on Data, a fugly robot? Sorry to be off topic, but these things have always puzzled me.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 5705/17/2013

In made sense in the context that Data was programmed to try to become more human. What didn't make sense was that Tasha Yar came off as a big dyke.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 5805/17/2013

I always wondered since Data was a machine and not human could he be programmed to be gay when needed?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 5905/17/2013

He had a "flaming" setting that could be dialed up to 10. We're talking "Liberace gay."

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 6005/17/2013

Is your stilted, theatrical way of delivering dialogue part of Starfleet medical training?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 6105/17/2013

R49, I always assumed they migrated to another planet and evolved into Klingons.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 6205/17/2013

I thought I came from the Wookie homeworld?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 6305/17/2013

The Kardashian family and all its Jenner relatives were ejected into space in 2016. They were sucked into a wormhole and landed near the planet Klingon where they became sex slaves.

Down the generations, they evolved into a new race that maintained the family name as well as its lack of intelligence.

The Borg considered assimilating the Kardashians but opted not to, saying the species would fatally damage the Borg collective via its mediocrity.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 6405/18/2013

The collective wisdom was right on target.

Remember Khloe, you are "rumored" to not be a full Kling..er....Kardashian. In fact, your father may have been a wookie.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 6505/18/2013

But seriously folks, I'm always shocked when I hear that Brent Spiner isn't gay. He super pings and is a big theater queen!

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 6605/18/2013

Hey Chicago gays: if you're not doing anything this weekend, there's a convention this weekend at the Westin O'Hare that's featuring the entire TNG cast less Denise Crosby and Wil Wheaton. So, you can see if Gates' most recent face lift has settled and ask Marina to have you ejected into space.

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 6705/29/2013

You mean Wilde-Byron-Travolta gay,R62?

by My son is a femmy nerdreply 6805/29/2013
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