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Chris Messina Tells Penis Stories On 'Conan'

"I've done [nudity] in plays a lot," said the actor, "and when you're in a play you're backstage and you can kind of fluff a bit. You know what I mean?"

He then revealed the difference between movies and plays, saying that in the movie "28 Hotel Rooms" he had numerous nude scenes "and the takes went on for a really long time so you couldn't fluff and my penis was about this big," motioning with his fingers to a small size.


by Anonymousreply 1605/11/2013

Cute story. He's not very inhibited.

by Anonymousreply 105/10/2013

So you see what he's talking about

by Anonymousreply 205/11/2013

It wasn't cold, Chris. You have a tiny pee-pee.

by Anonymousreply 305/11/2013

PI would love to suck that penis..

by Anonymousreply 405/11/2013

That's average. It's probably a grower.

by Anonymousreply 505/11/2013

[quote]It wasn't cold, Chris. You have a tiny pee-pee.

Why don't you show yours since you think his is small?

by Anonymousreply 605/11/2013

I want to suck his toes!!!!

by Anonymousreply 705/11/2013

"He's not very inhibited."

He's also not very attractive either.

by Anonymousreply 805/11/2013

You know, darn it sometimes I just have to put my foot down, but some of us get aroussed by the smaller penis.

by Anonymousreply 905/11/2013

r9 - are you kidding?

by Anonymousreply 1005/11/2013

and, he isn't hard. That thing could swell to 8 inches.

by Anonymousreply 1105/11/2013

No straight guy uses the word 'fluff'. Ever.


by Anonymousreply 1205/11/2013

I think straight guys who are actors doing nude scenes are WELL aware of the concept of fluffing, r13 - are you saying straight actors use a different word for it?

by Anonymousreply 1305/11/2013

Not sure but perhaps he's been mutilated.

by Anonymousreply 1405/11/2013

Mutilated men should speak out!

by Anonymousreply 1505/11/2013
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