I always like to sneak a Subway footlong down my pants. And their sodas are too expensive so I bring those little Crystal Light flavor powder tube packets. Sometimes I'll pop my own popcorn and put it in a gallon size zip lock bag. I'll squeeze their hot butter on top and it tastes just like theater popcorn. Going to see Iron Man 3 tonight with a date. What would you suggest bringing?
What are your favorite things to sneak into a theater?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/12/2013|
I suggest Burritos for your date OP. Also, sneak in soda in a water heater pouch.
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|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/10/2013|
Lobster bisque, poached chicken breast over jasmine rice, seasonal greens and a tiny bit of black eyed peas on top. I two plates and a bowl in my very tall top hat.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/10/2013|
If it's the kind of theater where people are singing and dancing on stage, I bring my earbuds and a player.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/10/2013|
Stovepipe, Abe. You had a Stovepipe hat.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/10/2013|
When OP walks into the theater, everyone will be gaping at his huge bulge.
Those of us in the know will merely snicker and walk away.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/10/2013|
[quote]Stovepipe, Abe. You had a Stovepipe hat.
You are too correct. I seem to be of half a mind after that last trip to the theater.
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|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/10/2013|
Capri Sun and Gushers
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|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/10/2013|
yes r2, that or pizza.
I had a friend who would pull stuff from her purse for HOURS. It was like a worm hole.
One day she pulled out pulled pork and buns and then a watermelon.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/10/2013|
Pancakes and syrup.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/10/2013|
Poppers and lube.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/10/2013|
OP is a big fat person, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/10/2013|
r14, shouldn't that sign say "Tea Room & Theater"
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/10/2013|
2 Drag Queens
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/10/2013|
I like to sneak in my pet rat, Basil, and let him wander through the aisles.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/10/2013|
sour cream and chive potato chips and a Dr. Pepper
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/10/2013|
My bros and I try to find a dark isolated part of the theater so we can go down on each other during the movie, so we bring some lube in case we wanna do some fuckin on the floor.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/10/2013|
I sneak in my Italian mother and a small stove. While I watch the movie she makes me a three course meal. If you happen to be at that theatre OP you can have some too, mama always makes more than enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/10/2013|
R20, your mother must be proud.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/10/2013|
Some bros rejected r22.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/10/2013|
A couple of longnecks in a paper bag. I make sure they clink around a lot if some uptight old broad is sitting nearby.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/10/2013|
[quote]What would you suggest bringing?
1. Your dignity. 2. Some class.
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|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/10/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/10/2013|
Crack rocks or nose candy.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/10/2013|
An entire 4-tier wedding cake
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/10/2013|
[quote]When OP walks into the theater, everyone will be gaping at his huge bulge.
He didn't say he shoved it down the front of his pants, did he?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/10/2013|
You can get movie theater candy at Walgreens for a dollar when their on sale. I always stock up on Junior Mints, Milk Buds, and Raisonieetes. I dont know why the theater charges so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/10/2013|
I'll never reveal my theatre snacks.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/10/2013|
The OP is exactly why I have not been in a movie theater for decades.
Sickening people who think they have to eat during a 2 hour movie and usually make a lot of slobbering, slurping, noisy mouth gyrations, crunching, etc which is sickening to listen to.
Grotesque people in movie theater these days and for the last 2 or 3 decades. No manners. Stupid. Loud. Idiotic.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/10/2013|
I usually just bring a jar of moths. Not to eat, but if the movie sucks, I open the lid and let them out. They love the light coming from the projection booth.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/10/2013|
I usually charm any random guy sitting next to me to let me eat his ass. Definitely fills me up.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/10/2013|
My fave thing???? My smartphone so that I am always available for calls and texting!!!!!!!!!! Also, do you mind i I put my feet up on the back of your seat???? You don't mind, do you???? These seats are uncomfortable!!!!! Also, can you try not to make too much crunching noise when you're eating???? It's RILLY distracting when I'm on the phone!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/10/2013|
I always check out my Grindr application when I'm in the MegaPlex, and then get a seat in the back row.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/10/2013|
Who the fuck is eating onions in here??
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/10/2013|
I hate when people eat nachos in the theatre, the cheese smell is nauseating.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/10/2013|
I don't sneak anything in. I buy stuff to eat there. Theaters make a lot of their profits from the concessions more than the ticket sales and it feels unclassy to bring in my own snacks. You people don't do this in restaurants, do you?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/10/2013|
I'm with R25 on this one.
If the OP does decide to begin his game of seduction with smuggled candy, he should also map out a plan where his date can see him enter a restroom stall at the theater to presumably take a huge dump.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/10/2013|
an ice cold 12 oz can of coke
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/10/2013|
Don't be silly, of course not. These bitches bring tupperware to buffets and take stuff OUT.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/10/2013|
Fried chicken wings because the smell pisses everyone off.
Women have it easy because we can fir a bottle of wine and a whole picnic for 2 in our big ass bags.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/10/2013|
And the winner is R34:
[quote]I usually just bring a jar of moths. Not to eat, but if the movie sucks, I open the lid and let them out. They love the light coming from the projection booth.
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|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/10/2013|
Cheap fucker. Just realised that I'm washing my hair tonight.....
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/10/2013|
R33, you do realise the OP is kidding?
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|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/11/2013|
A little song. A little dance. A little seltzer down your pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/11/2013|
[quote] You people don't do this in restaurants, do you?
You go to a movie to see a movie, not necessarily to eat. Your argument would be better served by asking if someone would bring a portable DVD player into a movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/11/2013|
I know the OP is kidding, but I do see people eating WAY to often at the movies. It's probably healthier than eating the popcorn popped in coconut oil . Regal theaters medium size popcorn have 60 grams of fat and 1200 calories ( 36 strips of bacon plus eight parts of butter)
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/11/2013|
My theater has a microwave for people to heat Hot Pockets and frozen burritos. I just bring Orville Reckenbocker microwave popcorn and use their microwave. It's 60 cents vesus $7.50 for their popcorn. It's a no brainer.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/11/2013|
I hide a hibachi in my trousers and serve up a little beef teriyaki, sharing it with my fellow audience members.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/11/2013|
Where was the Tea Room Theater? What city? Is it still open?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/11/2013|
I hate to eat in the dark. I can't taste something if I can't see it. No wonder blind people are skinny!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/11/2013|
Why can't you buffoons like the OP not eat for a lousy two hours of the movie?
gluttonous pigs with no manners and pure swine
revolting classless behavior
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/11/2013|
Well smell you, #58. You should just stay home and masturbate to "Mr. Selfridge".
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/11/2013|
I don't eat at the movies either r58 either, but I'm never short of a capital letter or punctuation. People in classless houses shouldn't throw stones.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/11/2013|
Pro tip: throw some Junior Mints and Raisenettes into your popcorn and let it melt. Heaven, just heaven. Don't say I didn't warn you.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/11/2013|
R33 -- Felix Unger, we miss you!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/11/2013|
On the rare occasions when I go to a movie theater, it's a film I'm riveted to. Eating would be a distraction.
Most moviegoers go for action, laughs or thrills. If a bloody hatchet isn't coming at them in 3D- they're going to be bored. Food helps.
Having worked as a theater usher, I never want to see another popcorn kernel in my life. Even though waste baskets were everywhere, people dropped whatever they were eating or drinking and just left- like toddlers.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/12/2013|