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Ryan Lochte admires his erection

You're welcome.

by Anonymousreply 5108/05/2013

It's massive. And no, that's not his knee.

by Anonymousreply 105/10/2013

Jeah, right. In Lochte's fucking dreams. He and E! forget that we have seen him in a speedo. And that ain't an erection.

by Anonymousreply 205/10/2013

Exactly R2. Lochte wishes that was his erection, bitch please, lets not be that gullible.

by Anonymousreply 305/10/2013

He looks happy.

by Anonymousreply 405/10/2013

I really don't like him.

by Anonymousreply 505/10/2013

r2, you saw him flaccid (do you not know how penises work), and no, I don't believe this is his cock.

by Anonymousreply 605/10/2013

if only somebody had pulled back the cover.

why do people give him such a hard time? he's just a dumb frat boy but he's harmless enough. and he's damn cute.

by Anonymousreply 705/10/2013

Oh Christ. Please tell me who the fuck is watching this dimwit's show?

by Anonymousreply 805/10/2013

Okay, who hasn't done that? Granted, about 10-12 years younger, but, hey, he's still adorable. Somebody probably suggested the stunt be put in for the gays, so I'm grateful for the consideration.

by Anonymousreply 905/10/2013

"Lochte wishes that was his erection, bitch please, lets not be that gullible."

Hey you homos, I have the empty Erector Set box and a receipt to prove it's mine.

by Anonymousreply 1005/10/2013

I would like to rim him and then have him piss in my mouth while calling me a faggot.

by Anonymousreply 1105/10/2013

r11 Go home, Ian Thorpe, you're drunk!

by Anonymousreply 1205/10/2013

A 'sex idiot' indeed!

by Anonymousreply 1305/10/2013

Ryan will admire anything, because he thinks that makes him a good Joe.

by Anonymousreply 1405/10/2013

That's his knee. He's looking between his legs and not directly at where the blanket is raised. He's perpetrating. Also vapid and dumb and I don't really find him that attractive.

by Anonymousreply 1505/10/2013

He's ugly and dumb, why don't we appreciate really cute and smart guys like recently out Tonga swimmer Amini Fonua?

by Anonymousreply 1605/10/2013

Because DL hates gay people, r16.

by Anonymousreply 1705/10/2013

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 1805/10/2013

and any of you queens would be on your knees to suck his dick (whatever its size)

by Anonymousreply 1905/10/2013

Because being out is against the broy code, R16.

by Anonymousreply 2005/10/2013

that is NOT his knee, idiots. a knee doesn't come to a point like that does. if that's his knee, he's deformed.

by Anonymousreply 2105/10/2013

I haven't seen or heard of a reality show that has any redeeming quality. if we stop paying attention to them they will eventually go away.

why do we constantly sell ourselves short?

by Anonymousreply 2205/10/2013

Hi guys! Remember me? I'm hot, smart and nice.

by Anonymousreply 2305/10/2013

I would like to admire Ryan's erection properly.

by Anonymousreply 2405/10/2013

I would like to sniff his anus

by Anonymousreply 2505/10/2013

I think Ryan is trying too hard to keep himself relevant between now and 2016!

by Anonymousreply 2605/10/2013

Hmm. Ryan and Sarah Palin in 2016!!!

by Anonymousreply 2705/10/2013

R23 he looks like the Asian guy from glee.

by Anonymousreply 2805/10/2013

The brain in that head probably has the same IQ as the other one.

by Anonymousreply 2905/10/2013

r2's name is Ryan Fitzgerald and I know what he looks like.

by Anonymousreply 3005/10/2013

R8 The answer to you question is mostly Democrats.

Hey...if they voted for Obama, then they'll most surely love Lochte!

by Anonymousreply 3105/10/2013

While I doubt that is his actual erection, why does Datalounge seem to have a major disconnect about the size of flaccid penises not being indicative of the size of erect penises. Given the fact that the majority population posting here consists of men. Who knows more about penises than men?

by Anonymousreply 3205/10/2013

There is certainly a correlation more often than not R32. Usually guys who have smallish flaccid penises have smallish erect ones. There are some crazy growers out there, certainly, but they are not the norm.

by Anonymousreply 3305/10/2013


Most men here on Datalounge have never had the opportunity to actually have firsthand experience with another man's penis... that's why they're on DL.

by Anonymousreply 3405/10/2013

Nathan Adrian should be our crush. I do think he'd be more attainable.

by Anonymousreply 3505/10/2013

r16 because no one knows who the fuck that is, and no one cares.

by Anonymousreply 3605/10/2013

He's so stupid I bet women have to ride it.

by Anonymousreply 3705/10/2013

I want him to face fuck me.

by Anonymousreply 3805/10/2013

At the London Olympics, he swam a 200m. backstroke 31 mins. before he swam the final in his specialty, the 200m IM. He came in behind Michael Phelps.

Always wondered about that. Even for a younger man than he was, that is quite a feat.

He said he'd compete in the next Olympics. If he's successful in show biz, I wonder about that.

by Anonymousreply 3905/10/2013

Do you think he and Prince Harry fooled around together in Vegas?

by Anonymousreply 4005/10/2013

Guys? Can you see me? I'm the one who's almost seven feet tall.

by Anonymousreply 4105/10/2013

if that is real, then he is GI-Nor-Mous

by Anonymousreply 4205/10/2013

The man's a hunk, period.

by Anonymousreply 4305/10/2013

W&W for r12!

by Anonymousreply 4405/11/2013

Agree r35. I could get behind Nathan Adrian. Literally.

by Anonymousreply 4505/11/2013

Mia, the "you're welcome" troll, forgot to sign her post (OP). Of course, she'd never be able to recognize a real erection if one slapped her across the face...

by Anonymousreply 4605/11/2013

Watching the Swimming experts describe the doping tests -- they actually must see the urine leaving the body and look at the "genitals" for anyone who medals in a race -- somebody has seen that peen a lot.

Lucky bastard.

by Anonymousreply 4708/03/2013

How do you get a job like that R47?

by Anonymousreply 4808/04/2013

You probably have to apply for some general position, or be employed or recruited by the competition organizers when they come to your city.

Too bad there's no position for "dick-watcher" :)

Or apply and find out ....

by Anonymousreply 4908/05/2013

The US team swimming yesterday in Barcelona looked delicious, sadly they were disqualified. Ryan swam butterfly.

by Anonymousreply 5008/05/2013

Is this guy over yet? Every olympics, there is some nobody that rockets to "stardom" and get all the DL girly panties wet - then in 18 months or so is "WHET so and so".

by Anonymousreply 5108/05/2013
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