I picked up some street trade near Port Auth. We snuck into an office building. It was around 9, so the building was deserted except for some cleaning staff. We went to the stairwell, where he fucked my brains out (safely, of course). I'm a screamer, so he had to cover my mouth at one point I was so loud. At one point, one of the cleaning staff went to place something in the stairwell a couple of flights up. We hid under this pillar, so she wouldn't see us. When we were hiding, he started playing with hole, and I had to keep from moaning. We then finished out business. This was so uncharacteristic of me. Have never done anything like this before. The whole experience was so incredibly thrilling and erotic that I want to do it again. ASAP! Am I a slut?
I did the most madcap thing tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/10/2013|
You are a slut and you will soon be dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/09/2013|
We still love you, Meryl.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/09/2013|
Madcap? Like some giddy heiress in a screwball 1930s comedy?
I don't quite see Hepburn or Carole Lombard doing this, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/09/2013|
[quote]I'm a screamer,
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/09/2013|
You're a slut wrapped in a whore shoved up the ass of a skank.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/09/2013|
OP was at the Port Authority...the very Port Authority, mind you.
REALLY top drawer!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/10/2013|
Whores are AWFULLY decorative, don't you think.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/10/2013|
Bradley Cooper and Justin Timberlake?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/10/2013|
Welcome to sex addiction.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/10/2013|
I have you beat!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/10/2013|
"I picked up some street trade near Port Auth"
And he work my familiar open port hole with authority.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/10/2013|
LOL @ R4
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/10/2013|
Jon Hamm and Joseph Gordon-Levitt?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/10/2013|
As the definition of madcap is 'marked by capriciousness, recklessness, or foolishness' I'd say OP is accurate in characterizing his grimy display as madcap.
I think it's he who is actually confused about the meaning. The adjective he was looking for is stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/10/2013|
[quote]When we were hiding, he started playing with hole
How terribly Spartacus.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/10/2013|
The thing I loathe about cell phones is even homeless people have access to the Internet now.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/10/2013|
Oh OP, you are the living end!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/10/2013|
Get some sleep, slut.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/10/2013|
This did not happen
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/10/2013|
madcap? whatever, you know deep down you feel ashamed. empty... everybody wants to be loved, this is nothing. momentary, random, stray dick. people are sluts because they're deeply sad about something. my wish for you is that a nice, handsome guy buys you a starbucks and you hold hands first. x signed, recovering slut
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/10/2013|
who the fuck cares about the definition of madcap? I want to hear details, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/10/2013|
LOL @ R18
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/10/2013|
I call bullshit, OP. All NYC office buildings either have security on duty or they are locked up. You can't just stroll into one at night with your "street trade" and make your way to a stairwell as you please. Who the hell uses the term "street trade" anyway you loon?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/10/2013|
Madcap haha l love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/10/2013|
Does anybody under 80 still say "street trade"
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/10/2013|
I always pick them up at museums - but be careful
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/10/2013|
What R23 said.
1/10 (and I'm only marking that high because the story's kind of hot).
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/10/2013|
I had to R this one R20 AND quote it for emphasis because it illustrates what we are becoming.
"madcap? whatever, you know deep down you feel ashamed. empty... everybody wants to be loved, this is nothing. momentary, random, stray dick. people are sluts because they're deeply sad about something. my wish for you is that a nice, handsome guy buys you a starbucks and you hold hands first. x signed, recovering slut"
The truth is that we gay human males were BORN do do this kind of stuff, so get as much dick as you can while you're young (safely now, I guess you have to add these days - UGH!) and have sweet memories when it all quits working. All too soon. Dang.
I remember quite a few of mine - the good, the bad, the ugly, the huge.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/10/2013|
[quote] When we were hiding, he started playing with hole
As good a strategy as any to make sure you don't attract too much attention, I guess.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/10/2013|
God you queens are fucking gullible morons.
22 responses before R23 hits the nail on the head.
I've always suspected there were a bunch of basement dwellers here. Now I know for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/10/2013|
Now R39, why do you go and do that? We suspect half the stories are fiction, but give credit for the effort. Besides, some of us are fucking gullible morons, so quit spoiling life for us. Please.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/10/2013|
Are you a slut?
You'll do till one comes along.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/10/2013|