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I did the most madcap thing tonight.

I picked up some street trade near Port Auth. We snuck into an office building. It was around 9, so the building was deserted except for some cleaning staff. We went to the stairwell, where he fucked my brains out (safely, of course). I'm a screamer, so he had to cover my mouth at one point I was so loud. At one point, one of the cleaning staff went to place something in the stairwell a couple of flights up. We hid under this pillar, so she wouldn't see us. When we were hiding, he started playing with hole, and I had to keep from moaning. We then finished out business. This was so uncharacteristic of me. Have never done anything like this before. The whole experience was so incredibly thrilling and erotic that I want to do it again. ASAP! Am I a slut?

by Anonymousreply 3305/10/2013

You are a slut and you will soon be dead.

by Anonymousreply 105/09/2013

We still love you, Meryl.

by Anonymousreply 205/09/2013

Madcap? Like some giddy heiress in a screwball 1930s comedy?

I don't quite see Hepburn or Carole Lombard doing this, OP.

by Anonymousreply 305/09/2013

[quote]I'm a screamer,

Really? NO!!!

by Anonymousreply 405/09/2013

You're a slut wrapped in a whore shoved up the ass of a skank.

by Anonymousreply 505/09/2013

OP was at the Port Authority...the very Port Authority, mind you.

REALLY top drawer!

by Anonymousreply 605/10/2013

Whores are AWFULLY decorative, don't you think.

by Anonymousreply 705/10/2013

Bradley Cooper and Justin Timberlake?

by Anonymousreply 805/10/2013

Welcome to sex addiction.

by Anonymousreply 905/10/2013

I have you beat!

by Anonymousreply 1005/10/2013

"I picked up some street trade near Port Auth"

And he work my familiar open port hole with authority.

by Anonymousreply 1105/10/2013

LOL @ R4

by Anonymousreply 1205/10/2013

Jon Hamm and Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

by Anonymousreply 1305/10/2013

As the definition of madcap is 'marked by capriciousness, recklessness, or foolishness' I'd say OP is accurate in characterizing his grimy display as madcap.

I think it's he who is actually confused about the meaning. The adjective he was looking for is stupid.

by Anonymousreply 1405/10/2013

[quote]When we were hiding, he started playing with hole

How terribly Spartacus.

Gratitude.

by Anonymousreply 1505/10/2013

The thing I loathe about cell phones is even homeless people have access to the Internet now.

by Anonymousreply 1605/10/2013

Oh OP, you are the living end!

by Anonymousreply 1705/10/2013

Get some sleep, slut.

by Anonymousreply 1805/10/2013

This did not happen

by Anonymousreply 1905/10/2013

madcap? whatever, you know deep down you feel ashamed. empty... everybody wants to be loved, this is nothing. momentary, random, stray dick. people are sluts because they're deeply sad about something. my wish for you is that a nice, handsome guy buys you a starbucks and you hold hands first. x signed, recovering slut

by Anonymousreply 2005/10/2013

who the fuck cares about the definition of madcap? I want to hear details, OP!

by Anonymousreply 2105/10/2013

LOL @ R18

by Anonymousreply 2205/10/2013

I call bullshit, OP. All NYC office buildings either have security on duty or they are locked up. You can't just stroll into one at night with your "street trade" and make your way to a stairwell as you please. Who the hell uses the term "street trade" anyway you loon?

by Anonymousreply 2305/10/2013

Madcap haha l love it.

by Anonymousreply 2405/10/2013

Does anybody under 80 still say "street trade"

by Anonymousreply 2505/10/2013

I always pick them up at museums - but be careful

by Anonymousreply 2605/10/2013

What R23 said.

1/10 (and I'm only marking that high because the story's kind of hot).

by Anonymousreply 2705/10/2013

I had to R this one R20 AND quote it for emphasis because it illustrates what we are becoming.

"madcap? whatever, you know deep down you feel ashamed. empty... everybody wants to be loved, this is nothing. momentary, random, stray dick. people are sluts because they're deeply sad about something. my wish for you is that a nice, handsome guy buys you a starbucks and you hold hands first. x signed, recovering slut"

The truth is that we gay human males were BORN do do this kind of stuff, so get as much dick as you can while you're young (safely now, I guess you have to add these days - UGH!) and have sweet memories when it all quits working. All too soon. Dang.

I remember quite a few of mine - the good, the bad, the ugly, the huge.

by Anonymousreply 2805/10/2013

[quote] When we were hiding, he started playing with hole

As good a strategy as any to make sure you don't attract too much attention, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 2905/10/2013

God you queens are fucking gullible morons.

22 responses before R23 hits the nail on the head.

I've always suspected there were a bunch of basement dwellers here. Now I know for sure.

by Anonymousreply 3005/10/2013

Now R39, why do you go and do that? We suspect half the stories are fiction, but give credit for the effort. Besides, some of us are fucking gullible morons, so quit spoiling life for us. Please.

by Anonymousreply 3105/10/2013

Are you a slut?

You'll do till one comes along.

by Anonymousreply 3205/10/2013
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