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If Carol Channing married Channing Tatum,

her name would be Carol Tatum.

by Anonymousreply 2605/13/2013

Was this a joke on some dyslexic forum?

by Anonymousreply 105/09/2013

Whatever it is it made me laugh a lot this morning! Carol Tatum. Guffaw.

by Anonymousreply 205/10/2013

Carol Channing's son is named Channing. I think the last name is Lowe? Channing Lowe

by Anonymousreply 305/10/2013

If Carol Channing and Channing Tatum married and he took HER name, he would be Channing Channing. Or Channing Tatum-Channing.

by Anonymousreply 405/10/2013

If Halle Berry married Ken Berry, she'd be Halle Berry.

Or Halle Berry-Berry.

by Anonymousreply 505/10/2013

If Olivia Newton-John married John Travolta she'd be Olivia Newton-John Travolta

by Anonymousreply 605/10/2013

If Fan Bing Bing married Steve Bing, she'd be Bing Bing Bing.

by Anonymousreply 705/10/2013

I lol'd for real.

by Anonymousreply 805/10/2013

If Tatum O'Neal married Channing Tatum, she'd be Tatum Tatum.

by Anonymousreply 905/10/2013

If Shirley Maclaine married Warren Beatty she'd be...

Keeping it in the family.

by Anonymousreply 1005/10/2013

If Helen Gurly Brown married Thomas Mann, she would be a Gurly Brown Mann.

by Anonymousreply 1105/10/2013

If Stacy Keibler married Stacy Keach she would be Stacy Keach.

by Anonymousreply 1205/11/2013

If Tuesday Weld had married Frderick March II, she'd have been Tuesday March the Second.

by Anonymousreply 1305/11/2013

If Carol Channing dated Channing Tatum, would the press dub them Cha-Cha?

by Anonymousreply 1405/11/2013

If carol Channing married the African diplomat Duja Wetha, them married Jack Lemon, then married Oliver Twist, she'd be Carol Channing Wetha Lemon Twist.

by Anonymousreply 1505/12/2013

Carol Channing Wetha Lemon Twist?

Carol Channing Wetha Lemon Nasty!

by Anonymousreply 1605/12/2013

If Barbara Cook married Burt Reynolds, she'd still be a fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 1705/12/2013

If Tatum O'Neal married Channing Tatum, she'd be Tatum Tatum (of course). But if she then Art Tatum, she'd be Tatum Tatum Tatum.

Of course.

by Anonymousreply 1805/12/2013

If Ann Miller married "Fang," the ex-husband of Phyllis, she'd be Ann Miller Diller.

If Beverly Sills had a husband and a son who were both named William, together they'd be The Beverly Sills' Billies.

by Anonymousreply 1905/13/2013

If Glenn Close married Jamie Farr, she still wouldn't have an Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 2005/13/2013

Link please.

by Anonymousreply 2105/13/2013

If Charlize Theron married Criss Angel she'd be Charlize Angel.

by Anonymousreply 2205/13/2013

If Criss Angel married Darren Criss, he'd be Criss Criss. If he divorced Darren Criss to marry David Cross, he'd be Criss Cross.

by Anonymousreply 2305/13/2013

If Gwyneth Paltrow married Prince Harry, she'd be a royal pain in the ass.

by Anonymousreply 2405/13/2013

If Kelly Preston married John Travolta and then James Beard, she'd be a Travolta Beard.

by Anonymousreply 2505/13/2013

If Dolly Parton had married Peter Gallagher, killed him and then married Zachary Levi, she'd be Carol Channing.

by Anonymousreply 2605/13/2013
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