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I've become increasingly curious about it. I'm still gay, but it's a freak curiosity.

Any of you done it? Discuss.

by Anonymousreply 13201/14/2015

I did it in my closeted days(tho I think I was always intoxicated), it certainly is no sucking a cock but it wasn't that terrible. Was always easier for me to do than actually having intercouse with a woman since it was more of game for me that didn't require being aroused.

by Anonymousreply 205/09/2013

They say to 'never say never', but... This is probably where I would say 'never'. Thank goodness for cock.

by Anonymousreply 405/09/2013

you people are so stupid. there is no smell, you idiots. if the girl is hot, eating her out is hot. and i'm gay.

by Anonymousreply 505/09/2013

Yes, r3, you are.

by Anonymousreply 605/09/2013

I've had sex with women, but that's a little too far for me.

by Anonymousreply 705/09/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 805/09/2013

[quote]if the girl is hot, eating her out is hot. and i'm gay.

I'd say you're bi. At best.

by Anonymousreply 905/09/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 1005/09/2013

Op,

Buy a Georgia O'Keefe print and eat your dinner while admiring it. That's close enough, and you'll avoid unpleasantness.

by Anonymousreply 1105/09/2013

There's nothing gross about pussy just as there's nothing gross about anal sex.

Unless you are pathological.

by Anonymousreply 1305/09/2013

Who is R5 talking to? Only R1 mentions smell.

by Anonymousreply 1405/09/2013

If it wasn't met to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco..

by Anonymousreply 1505/09/2013

I'm sure I have, I lived in china for years.

by Anonymousreply 1605/09/2013

I have fucked a number of women and done a few couples. I am completely gay, not bi. I know I know. I have eaten pussy a number of times. I just figure, hell, I have eaten assholes and arm pits and sniffed funky balls. I have made out with people and mouths are filthy. What can be so bad about a mouthful of snatch? I don't love it but can do it without freaking out. If my buds cum is in that pussy, then it can be tasty.

by Anonymousreply 1705/09/2013

I could do it if a dick was inside it.

by Anonymousreply 1805/09/2013

r17 has a refreshly healthy attitude.

by Anonymousreply 1905/09/2013

It intrigues me too. I went through a phase during which I was getting off more on straight porn than gay, and that was always the hottest part for me.

by Anonymousreply 2005/09/2013

When I was married ( and closeted ) I ate my wife's pussy sometimes. It didn't smell or taste like "Tuna Surprise", but was kind of tangy. It made her happy--and I DID love her--so it was no biggie for me to go down on her.

by Anonymousreply 2205/09/2013

Pussy is fine, it's the girls I could do without

by Anonymousreply 2305/09/2013

Go to Trader Joes, R21.

And it smells completely different.

by Anonymousreply 2505/10/2013

A FTM's pussy wouldn't stink, because it's a man's pussy.

by Anonymousreply 2605/10/2013

OP needs to be careful. See the link.

by Anonymousreply 2705/10/2013

Now, this is an intriguing thread if there ever was one! Come and get it, boys!

by Anonymousreply 2805/10/2013

Pussy, Pussy, Pussy . . .Marijuana!

by Anonymousreply 2905/10/2013

I love it when I'm eating pussy and the woman ejaculates some lubricant. I lap it right up.

by Anonymousreply 3005/10/2013

More evidence that this board is crawling with bisexual dudes.

by Anonymousreply 3105/10/2013

Lez here, only with a dental dam.

by Anonymousreply 3305/10/2013

R8, I can think about robbing a bank and not be a bank robber. You idiot.

by Anonymousreply 3405/10/2013

R33, interesting.

Is the dental dam to keep you safe from STIs, or for a worse reason?

by Anonymousreply 3505/11/2013

When your rimming a guy, pretend it's a pussy.

by Anonymousreply 3605/11/2013

The results of this poll prove that Kinsey was right - we're all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 3705/11/2013

Do you consider me bi if I would pick cock over pussy every time? I can sometimes get into holding a woman, but a man is so much better.

by Anonymousreply 3805/11/2013

Its good but LADIES KEEP YOUR CLITS CLEAN!

by Anonymousreply 3905/11/2013

Like licking the inside of a seen-better-days squid tube encrusted with anchovy paste and clam liquor that someone dropped on the floor of a pet grooming salon.

by Anonymousreply 4005/11/2013

You don't eat a pussy, you lick it. Dumbasses

by Anonymousreply 4105/11/2013

I’m a 30-year-old gay guy but I recently started seeing this hot girl and quickly developed intense feelings for her. So far we’ve just gotten drunk together and made out a bunch of times, but I have the most overwhelming desire to eat her pussy. I jack off thinking about the smell and taste of her pussy, and believe me it’s caused me some anxiety because I identify as gay, I go wild for a big dick or a manly bubble butt. Just something about the thought of eating this girl’s cunt and watching her writhe with pleasure is doing it for me lately...

by Anonymousreply 4205/11/2013

[quote]I went through a phase during which I was getting off more on straight porn than gay, and that was always the hottest part for me.

Im going through this right now...it has been a bit of a crisis (I know, MARY) for me because I always thought I would never be attracted to the female anatomy. But that's just the extent of it I think. I like guys because of their anatomy AND things besides that. A guy with a pussy would be ideal for me. I love pretty guys that are soft looking and submissive. Honestly, I feel somewhat perverted.

by Anonymousreply 4305/11/2013

So girls like choking on dick more then the thought of licking something that taste like water and is hot as fuck ?

by Anonymousreply 4405/11/2013

yummy

by Anonymousreply 4505/11/2013

R44, did you suffocate from pressing your face into the vesuvial vent? Because it sounds like you've lost most of your brain cells.

by Anonymousreply 4605/11/2013

Nasty and no.

by Anonymousreply 4705/12/2013

Yummy, and YES!

by Anonymousreply 4805/12/2013

[quote]You don't eat a pussy, you lick it. Dumbasses

Duh. It's a phrase. It sounds more primal. A blow job doesn't really involve blowing either.

by Anonymousreply 4905/12/2013

You guys who like pussy, even a little bit are bisexual. I think also it's an American think, while the UK is obsessed with tits, the US is obsessed with pussy, even the gay guys.

by Anonymousreply 5005/12/2013

This is the only thread I can access on DL from my saved list.

Why I saved it Is a mystery to me. Am I being punishe door something?

by Anonymousreply 5205/12/2013

this is on the W&W side part, thus I can access it too. all other threads are gone

by Anonymousreply 5305/12/2013

I declare the "Eating Pussy" thread to be today's official DL chat room. Any subject is fair game.

by Anonymousreply 5405/12/2013

I have 156 saved threads, plus the ones in the W&W column.

by Anonymousreply 5605/12/2013

I wonder how long before the webmaster (and I use the term loosely) will wander by and notice a problem?

My money is on Tuesday.

by Anonymousreply 5705/12/2013

I would guess the subscription model is not working well enough to make the powers-that-be interested in keeping the place running well enough to retain what subscribers they have. A shame.... I remember how vibrant the place used to be a decade ago, and it still is one of the more interesting boards for politics, culture, television, etc. AND for eating pussy.

by Anonymousreply 5905/12/2013

It works fine on my Opera browser, but not on Firefox or Chrome.

by Anonymousreply 6005/12/2013

Death to straight men.

by Anonymousreply 6105/12/2013

R58 pulls her data out of her ass and wonders why everyone says they smell like shit.

by Anonymousreply 6205/12/2013

Pussy looks like roast beef,smells like tuna and tastes like vinegar...not very appetizing!Cock on the other hand gets a bad rap BUT it's far more appealing on the whole.

by Anonymousreply 6305/14/2013

I don't find any kind of genitals tasty or appealing, unless I'm extremely attracted to the person attached.

by Anonymousreply 6405/14/2013

Does anyone else think that the majority of men who identify as gay are actually bisexual to some degree? Well, that's the impression I get from various threads on DL anyway.

by Anonymousreply 6505/14/2013

R63, sounds like you dove face first into an STD.

This thread gives me the willies.

by Anonymousreply 6605/14/2013

Never done it, never once wanted to. In fact the thought of it makes me kind of quesy. I ff through scenes in porn. I do love boobies though.

by Anonymousreply 6705/14/2013

OP go to a bi swinger party. It's a smorgasbord. Get a bi lady to show you how. If you don't like it you can go play with the guys.

by Anonymousreply 6805/14/2013

Could we just merge all the bisexual threads, so we don't have to keep having these topics come up??

by Anonymousreply 6905/14/2013

[quote]Does anyone else think that the majority of men who identify as gay are actually bisexual to some degree?

I think so

by Anonymousreply 7005/14/2013

It takes a long time and it's sticky.

by Anonymousreply 7105/14/2013

R66 It takes a slut to know a slut, honey! Seriously one can have a monogamous relationship with either a man or a woman and have oral sex that way. Not everybody goes to gloryholes to suck every cock that comes through that hole or picks up drunken floozies at a straight bar either.

by Anonymousreply 7205/15/2013

Hey Cheryl if you smell nice and you look halfway decent I'd love to!Can I kiss your feet as well?I live in Little Rock AR.

by Anonymousreply 7305/18/2013

R5 is correct if a woman's vagina smells then it means she has an infection or even STD and you don't want to give her oral sex.

I have done it and I loved it but I am a bisexual man.

by Anonymousreply 7405/20/2013

"I think almost all gay men at least try THAT."

Maybe if they're older than 40, yes. Not so much anymore.

by Anonymousreply 7605/20/2013

R42 it sounds as though you're bisexual enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 7705/21/2013

It's the most wonderful, sublime thing a human being can experience. Seriously, you guys, I love it so much. Can't wait to bury my face in one real, real soon!

by Anonymousreply 7805/21/2013

My ex'girlfriend's body smelled like grilled chees and her pussy smelled like watercress I think but it was good.I kissed her and massaged her from head to toe but I had another girl come on to me and want to be eatne out and her pussy smelled like somebody had diarrhea on it!I sucked her toes instead and they smelled good!Ladies keep you privatre area clean if you want to be pleasured!I was trying to find a way to manuever her intoo the shower but then something came up and she had to leave.If I could have bathed her I would have eaten her pussy!

by Anonymousreply 7905/22/2013

Holy hell, this "JETT" person is fucking tiresome. Where are the "Oh, dear" trolls when they're truly needed?

by Anonymousreply 8005/22/2013

[quote]Sometimes I think all men are born straight, it seems so many gay men are bisexual to a degree, while hardly any straight man is.[/quote]

This is where you are wrong. Gay men are okay with embracing their bisexual side and hell we all grew up trying to cling to it.

Society discourages a guy who is straight from ever embracing or exploring their bisexual side.

The fact is a lot of people's sexuality are a little flexible, both gay and straight. It really isn't a new idea, its the same thing kinsey preached with his scale, as flawed as it was the premise remains the same.

There is no reason sexuality has to be solely black and white, there is nothing wrong with both "gay" and "straight" people to admit there is some wiggle room.

by Anonymousreply 8105/22/2013

"...and hell we all grew up trying to cling to it."

Speak for yourself, edrusgay.

by Anonymousreply 8205/22/2013

Madonna Makes An Even Bigger Ass Out Of Herself Tonight

by Anonymousreply 8305/22/2013

R81 younger straight guys are starting to loosen up. Once they try sexual experimentation once they see it's pretty cool, and aren't usually so uptight moving on.

I think of sexual experimentation as sort of...we all have radars set one way or the other, but you can stray from that, and purposely try something outside of your primary impulse.

by Anonymousreply 8405/23/2013

Lol r84. Call me when the ship lands dear.

by Anonymousreply 8505/23/2013

The pansexual ship of freedom and goodness?

by Anonymousreply 8605/23/2013

See, all gay men indeed [italic]are[/italic] bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 8705/23/2013

R87 actually they're not. I'm bisexual but I have lots of gay male friends and they're not bisexual like me since while I'm sexually attracted to both genders they are only sexually attracted to men. I don't like biphobia from gay people or straights but I also don't like the whole "Everyone is bisexual, they just don't know it" argument since it's ignorant. A few of my gay male friends told me how they did have sex with women when they were younger and closeted or as a first sexual experience, or even trying to be "Straight" and marry a woman since they thought they had to, and sex with women just showed them how they're not sexually attracted to the opposite gender at all.

by Anonymousreply 8805/23/2013

Pussy looks like roast beef,smells like tuna and tastes like vinegar...not very appetizing!Cock on the other hand gets a bad rap BUT it's far more appealing on a roll.

by Anonymousreply 8905/23/2013

[quote]You guys who like pussy, even a little bit are bisexual. I think also it's an American think

Yes, it's an American think.

by Anonymousreply 9005/23/2013

I find it very odd that there are men who claim that they are gay and not bisexual at all but then they'll pretend that their ass is a woman's vagina or even call a man's ass a pussy while they fuck it, and other such nonsense. Can someone explain this to me? A lot of these men claim that they're "masculine" and aren't having sex with drag queens or into drag. I see videos and pics on xtube where they call their ass that's been fisted a lot so it's a nasty rosebud a "man cunt" or major bottoms will call their ass a pussy or some tops will do this it's rather odd.

by Anonymousreply 9105/24/2013

[quote]Pussy looks like roast beef,smells like tuna and tastes like vinegar...not very appetizing!

Yeah maybe if you have sex with a woman who is a walking Petri dish of STDs her vagina will look like roast beef, smell like tuna or rotten fish, or taste like vinegar. Dig in that's good eatin'!

by Anonymousreply 9205/24/2013

KINSEY WOULD LOVE THIS THREAD!

by Anonymousreply 9305/24/2013

R91, a man who calls his anus a pussy wishes deep down that he was a woman.

by Anonymousreply 9406/08/2013

This is hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 9506/11/2013

r88 Good post. And notice the pressure for everyone to pretend they are bisexual is only placed on straight women and gay people. Straight men are never pressured to entertain this.

by Anonymousreply 9606/11/2013

r91 They are self loathing gay men that believe in hetero-normative sex play...

by Anonymousreply 9706/11/2013

Liked fucking pussy but eating it was eeww. Licking a mans anus is so amazing. Fucking it not so much. Go figure.

by Anonymousreply 9806/12/2013

Absolutely, R96 - even websites like After Ellen and Autostraddle are full of posters going on about how they don't like labels and how everyone is sexually fluid. The irony was that After Ellen used to run a column called "Les Bros", consisting of interviews with men who hung out primarily with lesbians. Most of these men, while well-intentioned, felt the need to mention that they were "completely straight", "zero on the Kinsey scale" and so on. Not surprisingly, their sexual self-identification was never challenged by the sexual fluidity cohort.

by Anonymousreply 9906/12/2013

i was a straight guy for most of my teenage years. I got into tranny porn and love and now i am getting into gay porn but slowly and i am loving it.Hmm, as a former straight guy i could say that i am VERY surprise that most "gay" men here want to be with women. I don't hear straight men talking or thinking like this to an extent or EVEN lesbians. I guess gay men and straight women are the most bisexuals. I kind of had a feeling of that.

by Anonymousreply 10006/13/2013

Normally only Two REASONS not to do it. Your Gay or its dirty. If you let her suck you off And you have sex with her You are kissing her

by Anonymousreply 10108/26/2013

In my younger days, when properly cleaned and prepared, tasted like chicken. Or, more accurately, tasted like licking the plate chicken was on.

by Anonymousreply 10208/26/2013

Would you fuck my pussy? I'm a peach and i could make you be straight forever.

by Anonymousreply 10307/27/2014

I need a gay man to worship my pussy. Is that a crime?

by Anonymousreply 10507/30/2014

I think that many people are posting here to provoke others. Which is amusing, but ultimately just trolling.

I think that the number of people who are bisexual is much higher than it is normally suspected, and the only reason why bisexuality isn't more visible, is because many people feel ashamed or are fearful of admitting that they are indeed bisexual - especially self-identified straight men, who are terrified of being labelled as gay and seen as feminine.

However, that doesn't mean that there are people whose sexuality lies in the extremes of the spectrum, and they are completely straight or gay. Assuming that everybody is bisexual is just as disrespectful as assuming that everybody is either gay or straight.

Moreover, the contributions of the deranged "outstraight" freaks are embarrassing. As much as you like to fetishize sexual conversion of heterosexual identity, it doesn't mean that everybody shares your psychological disorders and no, therapy doesn't help gay men "go back to their true heterosexual identity".

As for the "gay" men who want to have sex with women, you are all bisexual and no amount of semantic muddling and verbal gymnastics will change that.

by Anonymousreply 10607/30/2014

Skin the carcass, remove the claws, then hang the carcass for a week to age. Cut into portions. Marinate in a mixture of spices, olive oil and white balsamic vinegar. The vinegar greatly reduces the gameyness. Grill over hot coals.

by Anonymousreply 10707/30/2014

Glazed donut.

by Anonymousreply 10807/30/2014

It keeps me alive.

by Anonymousreply 10907/30/2014

Back when I was still dating girls (early '80s) I ate them out and it was all I could do to keep from puking. The smell was vile to me and turned my stomach. The girls were clean, I guess it was my inner homosexuality that was repulsed. Pussy was somewhat okay for fucking, but not for tonguing. I'll leave that to the lesbians. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 11007/30/2014

What would you compare the smell to, R110? Do you conversely find the smell of male genetalia pleasant/arousing?

by Anonymousreply 11107/30/2014

I'm allergic.

by Anonymousreply 11207/30/2014

Male genitalia smells as well and can range from quite rank or smell like a freshly-washed pillowcase.

But to deny that men have an odor--weird.

by Anonymousreply 11307/30/2014

R111, Contrary to the belief of many gay dudes, it did not smell like fish. I cannot describe it, except to say that it smells like 'vadge.' I love and crave the smell of cock and balls. My mouth waters at the thought of it. I guess my inner biology has an aversion to vadge. My straight buddies and lesbian friends can't get enough of the smell of womanly parts. It just does not agree with me.

by Anonymousreply 11407/30/2014

I did it when I was young, and actually didn't think anything of it.

What was it like? Work...Not hard work, but definitely one-sided.

What did it smell/taste like? Nothing at all. What did it look like? Kind of sexy (remember, I was still closeted), until I had to go to work.

Just not my thing---there was no distinctive sexy scent or taste. And the texture just sucks.

by Anonymousreply 11507/30/2014

I consider myself gay, but I do enjoy eating and fucking pussy from time to time.

by Anonymousreply 11608/18/2014

Granted, there are some lady homosexuals on DL, and naturally we welcome them. Still, this machine has a way of destroying certain words and phrases it doesn't like. Could it maybe do that with "eating pussy?"

by Anonymousreply 11708/18/2014

My high school girlfriend's pussy smelled like apple butter.

by Anonymousreply 11808/18/2014

a guy has to eat

by Anonymousreply 11901/13/2015

I don't know but I been told - Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.

by Anonymousreply 12001/13/2015

How does one make his way thru the beef curtains?

by Anonymousreply 12101/13/2015

[quote]How does one make his way thru the beef curtains?

With a cattle brand, R121.

by Anonymousreply 12201/13/2015

The only pussy I've eaten was in a Chinese restaurant.

by Anonymousreply 12301/13/2015

hell yah, i have. it taste like going to the ocean on Spring Break. nothing better than pussy juice. then motorboat her big titties.

by Anonymousreply 12401/13/2015

I hear you R2

When I was closeted, eating pussy was great because it was hot to watch the girl get off from what your tongue was doing to her. Turned me on more than fucking and was usually followed up by a blow job.

Incidences of nasty tasting ones were few and far between.

by Anonymousreply 12501/13/2015

I tried to once but had to stop because it made me nauseous. Even thinking about it makes me sick.

by Anonymousreply 12601/13/2015

I've done it many times. The last time was with a married woman while her husband watched and masturbated. Then I sucked him while she fingered herself.

The mechanics of cunnilingus are essentially the same as anilingus. If you can rim a guy you can eat a pussy.

The one and only pussy I got a hold that smelled funny didn't exactly smell bad. It smelled like apple butter (which I don't care for). I have never had pussy that smell like fish!

by Anonymousreply 12701/13/2015

I'd sooner eat at Chik Fil A.

by Anonymousreply 12801/13/2015

What a stupid thread.

It assumes all straight men eat pussy when in fact a lot of straight men never go down there. They like fucking, maybe anal and maybe fingering but that's it.

by Anonymousreply 12901/13/2015

...and that's usually why they're considered a shitty lay.

by Anonymousreply 13001/13/2015

r127 you are male or female?

by Anonymousreply 13101/14/2015

I'm male R131

by Anonymousreply 13201/14/2015
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