Maxim names Miley Cyrus "most beautiful woman in the universe"
What's this about? Her tits aren't even that big.
The 2013 Maxim Hot 100 list is filled with former Disney stars!
With an edgy new adult look, the magazine crowned Miley Cyrus as "the most beautiful woman in the universe," skyrocketing her to the top from last year's No. 68 spot.
"If feels amazing to be the No.1. It's every woman's fantasy to be told she's No. 1 on Maxim's Hot 100! So crazy!" Miley told the mag. VOTE: Should Miley Cyrus be No. 1 on Maxim's Hot 100 list?
Fellow former Disney pal Selena Gomez came in second with Rihanna taking third on the list. FHM's "Sexiest Woman In The World" Mila Kunis came in fourth and Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence nabbed the fifth spot on the mag's list.
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ashley Tisdale, Kate Upton, Vanessa Hudgens and Elisha Cuthbert rounded out the mag's top 10, respectively. Other notable women making the list include the "Today" show's Hoda Kotb at No. 79 and Manti Te'o's Fake Girlfriend coming in at No. 69. Check out the rest of the beauties on the 2013 Maxim Hot 100 list!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||07/03/2013|
Was this the issue guest edited by Miley Cyrus?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/09/2013|
She got one thing right, it is crazy.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/09/2013|
She is one of the most unattractive overhyped young celeb, can't act and can't sing.
I love that Lizzie McGuire girl, although she can't sing, but she's pretty and CAN act.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/09/2013|
I actually sort of like her, but she's far from a beauty.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/09/2013|
Also she's not a singer, she should really focus on acting. She has good comedic timing, if nothing else.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/09/2013|
"The CIA's Monarch Programming takes its name from the Monarch butterfly. "They begin as worms (underdeveloped and new) and after the cocoon stage (programming) it is transformed into a completely different creature—a high-flying butterfly (aka the Monarch slave). Also, when someone is given electroshock therapy, a feeling of light-headedness occurs and the person feels like they are floating, like a butterfly." "
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/09/2013|
Ashley Tisdale? Now that gal is FUG.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/09/2013|
In other words, Maxim is like People - the celebs' PR people arrange for these "titles".
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/09/2013|
She has what my friend calls Spice Face. She has the look of someone who smokes too much spice, that phony version of pot!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/09/2013|
If 'snaggle-toothed midget hillbilly' is the hottest thing going- she's the winner.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/09/2013|
Most beautiful, HELL NO!
One of the most confused and fucked up, YEAH.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/09/2013|
In no universe is Miley Cyrus more beautiful than Selena Gomez. Or even in the same league, looks-wise.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/09/2013|
The celeb that pays the most "wins"
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/09/2013|
Tee hee. I just read that Mante T'eo's fake girlfriend made the list.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/12/2013|
Maxim's agent and Miley's agent came up with this nonsense. No else believes it.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/12/2013|
Maxim - the braille edition, that is.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/12/2013|
Miley Cyrus is not even the most beautiful horse in the universe.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/12/2013|
Have they decided on which universe they're talking about?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/12/2013|
She's not even cute. She's quite average.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/12/2013|
She's so gay friendly, I have a hard time hating on Miley.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/12/2013|
Hoda? Are they trying to be funny? That's just mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/12/2013|
Most beautiful in the UNIVERSE?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/12/2013|
Apparently Maxim's health insurance plan lacks optical coverage.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/12/2013|
Very pretty, sexy girl.
But they should look for older.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/12/2013|
You know there is something seriously wrong with the planet when Gwyneth Paltrow (rich nepotist snob) and Miley Cyrus (rich Disney star) are the most beautiful and the most sexy. Just saying.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/12/2013|
Watch out for that bucket of pig's blood.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/12/2013|
I'm with R5
No dislike, but beautiful? Um, no.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/12/2013|
biggest joke ever. She's not that pretty.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/03/2013|
I think we all know who is truly the most beautiful woman in the universe.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/03/2013|
She's not even pretty. Okay body but that's it.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/03/2013|
Are you sure this isn't a list of Best Looking Former Disney Stars?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/03/2013|
that whole wannabe badass thing is as bad as Bieber, in fact Miley looks like the straight girl version of that lesbian Bieber. Both their hairdos and all.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/03/2013|
I think it's probably the Disney thing. It's a little unsettling, but reminds me of an SNL skit years back when a couple of guys were counting down to the Olsen twins' 18th b-day.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/03/2013|
How is that list even decided?
Is it publicist-bought?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/03/2013|
How much did Miley pay Maxim?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||07/03/2013|
Miley seems to be aping Rihanna's "I love drugs, strip clubs and posting naughty selfies on instagram! Oh no! I'm thinking too much about my childhood sexual trauma! Time for shots!" damaged girl schtick that the gross guys who read Maxim no doubt find hot. I'm sure said gross guys also appreciate that she's also young enough to be a college sophomore and, most importantly, white.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||07/03/2013|
We must live in different universes.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||07/03/2013|
As bad as it is that Miley took the top spot, the top 10 is just as horrible.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||07/03/2013|
I hope Maxim's readership is no older than 22, otherwise this "Top 10" list is way creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||07/03/2013|
R41 must be. This year was a massive dud all around with Maxim going for Miley and People going to Paltrow...
|by Anonymous||reply 49||07/03/2013|
[quote] I hope Maxim's readership is no older than 22, otherwise this "Top 10" list is way creepy.
I was thinking the same thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/03/2013|
This must have been the Maxim issue that was published in braille.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||07/03/2013|
Miley Cyrus is not white, she is clearly part asian. It's not hard to see if you know what to look for.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||07/03/2013|
She is clearly part asian:
|by Anonymous||reply 53||07/03/2013|
Her career (such as it was) is over and she is now a tabloid celebrity. Thanks to the Internet and 24-hour cable tv with 500 channels, celebrities no longer fade into obscurity when their careers dry up as they used to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||07/03/2013|
Does Maxim get a good tax break for hiring blind staffers?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||07/03/2013|
Okay, Maxim thinks she's beautiful, but what does brother Val say?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/03/2013|
She looks like an inbred retard.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||07/03/2013|