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Maxim names Miley Cyrus "most beautiful woman in the universe"

What's this about? Her tits aren't even that big.

The 2013 Maxim Hot 100 list is filled with former Disney stars!

With an edgy new adult look, the magazine crowned Miley Cyrus as "the most beautiful woman in the universe," skyrocketing her to the top from last year's No. 68 spot.

"If feels amazing to be the No.1. It's every woman's fantasy to be told she's No. 1 on Maxim's Hot 100! So crazy!" Miley told the mag. VOTE: Should Miley Cyrus be No. 1 on Maxim's Hot 100 list?

Fellow former Disney pal Selena Gomez came in second with Rihanna taking third on the list. FHM's "Sexiest Woman In The World" Mila Kunis came in fourth and Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence nabbed the fifth spot on the mag's list.

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ashley Tisdale, Kate Upton, Vanessa Hudgens and Elisha Cuthbert rounded out the mag's top 10, respectively. Other notable women making the list include the "Today" show's Hoda Kotb at No. 79 and Manti Te'o's Fake Girlfriend coming in at No. 69. Check out the rest of the beauties on the 2013 Maxim Hot 100 list!

by Anonymousreply 5807/03/2013

well that makes me want to puke

by Anonymousreply 105/09/2013

Was this the issue guest edited by Miley Cyrus?

by Anonymousreply 205/09/2013

She got one thing right, it is crazy.

by Anonymousreply 305/09/2013

She is one of the most unattractive overhyped young celeb, can't act and can't sing.

I love that Lizzie McGuire girl, although she can't sing, but she's pretty and CAN act.

by Anonymousreply 405/09/2013

I actually sort of like her, but she's far from a beauty.

by Anonymousreply 505/09/2013

Also she's not a singer, she should really focus on acting. She has good comedic timing, if nothing else.

by Anonymousreply 605/09/2013

"The CIA's Monarch Programming takes its name from the Monarch butterfly. "They begin as worms (underdeveloped and new) and after the cocoon stage (programming) it is transformed into a completely different creature—a high-flying butterfly (aka the Monarch slave). Also, when someone is given electroshock therapy, a feeling of light-headedness occurs and the person feels like they are floating, like a butterfly." "

by Anonymousreply 705/09/2013

Ashley Tisdale? Now that gal is FUG.

by Anonymousreply 805/09/2013

This is not possible.

by Anonymousreply 905/09/2013

In other words, Maxim is like People - the celebs' PR people arrange for these "titles".

by Anonymousreply 1005/09/2013

She has what my friend calls Spice Face. She has the look of someone who smokes too much spice, that phony version of pot!

by Anonymousreply 1105/09/2013


by Anonymousreply 1205/09/2013

If 'snaggle-toothed midget hillbilly' is the hottest thing going- she's the winner.

by Anonymousreply 1305/09/2013

Most beautiful, HELL NO!

One of the most confused and fucked up, YEAH.

by Anonymousreply 1405/09/2013

In no universe is Miley Cyrus more beautiful than Selena Gomez. Or even in the same league, looks-wise.

by Anonymousreply 1505/09/2013

What? Fucking imbeciles.

by Anonymousreply 1605/09/2013

The celeb that pays the most "wins"

by Anonymousreply 1705/09/2013

Which universe?

by Anonymousreply 1805/09/2013

Tee hee. I just read that Mante T'eo's fake girlfriend made the list.

by Anonymousreply 1905/12/2013

Maxim's agent and Miley's agent came up with this nonsense. No else believes it.

by Anonymousreply 2005/12/2013

Maxim - the braille edition, that is.

by Anonymousreply 2105/12/2013

Miley Cyrus is not even the most beautiful horse in the universe.

by Anonymousreply 2205/12/2013

Have they decided on which universe they're talking about?

by Anonymousreply 2305/12/2013

She's not even cute. She's quite average.

by Anonymousreply 2405/12/2013

She's so gay friendly, I have a hard time hating on Miley.

by Anonymousreply 2505/12/2013

Hoda? Are they trying to be funny? That's just mean.

by Anonymousreply 2605/12/2013

Most beautiful in the UNIVERSE?


by Anonymousreply 2705/12/2013

Apparently Maxim's health insurance plan lacks optical coverage.

by Anonymousreply 2805/12/2013

Very pretty, sexy girl.

But they should look for older.

by Anonymousreply 2905/12/2013

You know there is something seriously wrong with the planet when Gwyneth Paltrow (rich nepotist snob) and Miley Cyrus (rich Disney star) are the most beautiful and the most sexy. Just saying.

by Anonymousreply 3005/12/2013

Watch out for that bucket of pig's blood.

by Anonymousreply 3105/12/2013

I'm with R5

No dislike, but beautiful? Um, no.

by Anonymousreply 3205/12/2013

biggest joke ever. She's not that pretty.

by Anonymousreply 3307/02/2013

I think we all know who is truly the most beautiful woman in the universe.

by Anonymousreply 3407/03/2013

Magazine form of payola.

by Anonymousreply 3507/03/2013

She's not even pretty. Okay body but that's it.

by Anonymousreply 3607/03/2013

Are you sure this isn't a list of Best Looking Former Disney Stars?

by Anonymousreply 3707/03/2013

that whole wannabe badass thing is as bad as Bieber, in fact Miley looks like the straight girl version of that lesbian Bieber. Both their hairdos and all.

by Anonymousreply 3807/03/2013

I think it's probably the Disney thing. It's a little unsettling, but reminds me of an SNL skit years back when a couple of guys were counting down to the Olsen twins' 18th b-day.

by Anonymousreply 3907/03/2013

Uhm, is this a joke?

by Anonymousreply 4007/03/2013

How is that list even decided?

Is it publicist-bought?

by Anonymousreply 4107/03/2013

In what planet?

by Anonymousreply 4207/03/2013

How much did Miley pay Maxim?

by Anonymousreply 4307/03/2013

Miley seems to be aping Rihanna's "I love drugs, strip clubs and posting naughty selfies on instagram! Oh no! I'm thinking too much about my childhood sexual trauma! Time for shots!" damaged girl schtick that the gross guys who read Maxim no doubt find hot. I'm sure said gross guys also appreciate that she's also young enough to be a college sophomore and, most importantly, white.

by Anonymousreply 4407/03/2013

We must live in different universes.

by Anonymousreply 4507/03/2013

As bad as it is that Miley took the top spot, the top 10 is just as horrible.

by Anonymousreply 4607/03/2013


by Anonymousreply 4707/03/2013

I hope Maxim's readership is no older than 22, otherwise this "Top 10" list is way creepy.

by Anonymousreply 4807/03/2013

R41 must be. This year was a massive dud all around with Maxim going for Miley and People going to Paltrow...

by Anonymousreply 4907/03/2013

[quote] I hope Maxim's readership is no older than 22, otherwise this "Top 10" list is way creepy.

I was thinking the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 5007/03/2013

This must have been the Maxim issue that was published in braille.

by Anonymousreply 5107/03/2013

Miley Cyrus is not white, she is clearly part asian. It's not hard to see if you know what to look for.

by Anonymousreply 5207/03/2013

She is clearly part asian:

by Anonymousreply 5307/03/2013

Flat asian facial plane:

by Anonymousreply 5407/03/2013

Her career (such as it was) is over and she is now a tabloid celebrity. Thanks to the Internet and 24-hour cable tv with 500 channels, celebrities no longer fade into obscurity when their careers dry up as they used to do.

by Anonymousreply 5507/03/2013

Does Maxim get a good tax break for hiring blind staffers?

by Anonymousreply 5607/03/2013

Okay, Maxim thinks she's beautiful, but what does brother Val say?

by Anonymousreply 5707/03/2013

She looks like an inbred retard.

by Anonymousreply 5807/03/2013
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