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If you knew I were to die tomorrow

What would you say to me?

by Anonymousreply 3005/14/2013

Do you have a will? Life insurance?

by Anonymousreply 105/09/2013

I need my stuff back.

by Anonymousreply 205/09/2013

Depends, how big is your cock?

by Anonymousreply 305/09/2013

[quote]What would you say to me?

Oh, I don't know, maybe something along the lines of "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY SHOULD I CARE IF YOU DIE OR NOT?"

by Anonymousreply 405/09/2013

"Get off my lawn."

by Anonymousreply 505/09/2013

But will you love me tomorrow?

by Anonymousreply 605/09/2013

I didn't mean it when I said you were fat.

by Anonymousreply 705/09/2013

I don't hate you because you are dying, you are dying because I hate you.

by Anonymousreply 805/09/2013

It's been a good run. Have an easy death.

by Anonymousreply 905/09/2013

I don't have a lot of time and plan to spend most of it reading wit on DL. So, could you try and come up with some more interesting threads? Fanks evahsomuch.

by Anonymousreply 1005/09/2013

"Can I do you day after tomorrow just to see what it's like"

by Anonymousreply 1105/09/2013

Smoke copious amounts of pot

by Anonymousreply 1205/09/2013

"Soylent green is people!"

by Anonymousreply 1305/09/2013

Are you going to finish that sandwich?

by Anonymousreply 1405/09/2013

I'm sorry we didn't get to know each other better. Have a nice summer.

by Anonymousreply 1505/09/2013

Now, will you do bareback?

by Anonymousreply 1605/09/2013

What's on your iPod?

by Anonymousreply 1705/09/2013

Leave me your money

by Anonymousreply 1805/09/2013

Fuck my ass

by Anonymousreply 1905/09/2013

Godspeed.

by Anonymousreply 2005/09/2013

That you were and are loved.

by Anonymousreply 2105/09/2013

If I knew you were going to die tomorrow, chances are I'm going to have a hand in it. So, probably - can you meet me at the farm tomorrow, over by the wood chipper?

by Anonymousreply 2205/10/2013

What are you going to do with that Stryker dildo?

by Anonymousreply 2305/10/2013

I love you.

by Anonymousreply 2405/10/2013

I wouldn't say anything. I would hug you.

by Anonymousreply 2505/10/2013

you have a nose hair sticking out

by Anonymousreply 2605/10/2013

Go to my website and read about my super-effective 3-day detox!

Namaste.

by Anonymousreply 2705/10/2013

Go to a glory hole son and give and receive all the head you pretty much can until your dick and/or mouth is sore!

by Anonymousreply 2805/10/2013

I guess the doctor found your expiration date.

by Anonymousreply 2905/14/2013

I condole you.

by Anonymousreply 3005/14/2013
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