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Billy, don't be a hero.

Don't be a fool with your life.

by Anonymousreply 26703/12/2015

That's a good song.

by Anonymousreply 105/09/2013

Undercover Angel.

Midnight Fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 205/09/2013

Billy, don't be a hero

Come back and make me your wife!

by Anonymousreply 305/09/2013

Yeah, but he died.

by Anonymousreply 405/09/2013

SPOILER ALERT, R4!

by Anonymousreply 505/09/2013

I shot the Sheriff

by Anonymousreply 605/09/2013

Peace on earth was all it said...

by Anonymousreply 705/09/2013

You've blown it all sky high

by Anonymousreply 805/09/2013

Daddy,

Don't You walk so fast...

Where the hell is Wayne Newton?

by Anonymousreply 905/09/2013

Little arrows in your clothing

little arrows in your hair

by Anonymousreply 1005/09/2013

hysterical r5

by Anonymousreply 1105/09/2013

Da Doo Ron Ron

Da Doo Ron Ron

by Anonymousreply 1205/09/2013

It's hard to die

When all the birds are singing in the sky

by Anonymousreply 1305/09/2013

A toot a toot

by Anonymousreply 1405/09/2013

"It's the first time that my Daddy's seen me play."

by Anonymousreply 1505/09/2013

Delta dawn what's that flower you got on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?

by Anonymousreply 1605/09/2013

My Baby Loves Lovin'

by Anonymousreply 1705/09/2013

I heard my mama cry

I heard her pray the night Chicago died

Brother what a night it really was

Brother what a fight it really was

Glory be

by Anonymousreply 1805/09/2013

I've been drifting on the sea of heartbreak

Trying to get myself ashore

for so long...

by Anonymousreply 1905/09/2013

Daddy please don't

It wasn't his fault

He means so much to me.

Daddy please don't

We're gonna get ma...

by Anonymousreply 2005/09/2013

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down

Of the big lake they call "Gitche Gumee."

Superior, they said, never gives up her dead

When the gales of November come early

by Anonymousreply 2105/09/2013

That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, dropped by today,

Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday.

Oh, by the way,

He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge

And she and Billy Joe was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge

by Anonymousreply 2205/09/2013

So take a letter Maria, address it to my wife

Say I won't be coming home, gonna start a new life

So take a letter Maria, address it to my wife

Send a copy to my lawyer, gotta start a new life

by Anonymousreply 2305/09/2013

In the desert you can remember your name,

'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.

La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

by Anonymousreply 2405/09/2013

Oh the path was deep and wide from footsteps Leadin' to our cabin, Above the door there burned a scarlet lamp, And late at night a hand would knock And there would stand a stranger, Yes, I'm the son of Hickory Holler's tramp.

by Anonymousreply 2505/09/2013

The note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high

It's reported you've been drinking and a-runnin' 'round with men and going wild

And we don't believe you ought to be bringing up your little girl this way"

It was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A.

Well, it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon

They were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room

And as she walked up to the blackboard, I still recall the words she had to say

She said, "I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P.T.A."

Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date

Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away

And Mr. Baker, can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?

And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down?

Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again

And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath, you'll find she's had a little nip of gin

Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit

Well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites

by Anonymousreply 2605/09/2013

Summer breeze

Makes me feel fine

Blowing through the jasmine

Of my mind.

by Anonymousreply 2705/09/2013

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight

gonna grab some afternoon delight.

My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.

Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.

When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.

And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

by Anonymousreply 2805/09/2013

We had joy, we had fun, We had seasons in the sun.

by Anonymousreply 2905/09/2013

Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me.

by Anonymousreply 3005/09/2013

Torn between 2 lovers Feelin' like a fool.... Lovin' both of you

by Anonymousreply 3105/09/2013

There's a port on a western bay and it serves a hundred ships a day

Lonely sailors pass the time away and talk about their homes

And there's a girl in this harbor town and she works layin' whiskey down

They say, Brandy, fetch another round, she serves them whiskey and wine

The sailors say, Brandy, you're a fine girl

What a good wife you would be

But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea

by Anonymousreply 3205/09/2013

Since you've been gone, all that's left is a band of gold

All that's left of the dreams I hold

Is a band of gold and the dream of what love could be

If you were still here with me

by Anonymousreply 3305/09/2013

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese

Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"

And she says yes With her kisses

by Anonymousreply 3405/09/2013

Well, they hung my brother before I could say

The tracks he saw while on his way

To Andy's house and back that night were mine

And his cheatin' wife had never left town

And that's one body that'll never be found

See, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia, oh-oh-aah

by Anonymousreply 3505/09/2013

[italic]My tree will not be just one in a row. [/italic]

[bold] Shoulders out! Move them back and forth[/bold]

[italic]My tree will offer shade when strangers go by[/italic]

[bold] Tits Up![/bold]

[italic]If you're a stranger, brother, well so am I[/italic]

[bold]One Hand in the air![/bold]

[italic]Come tomorrow, all that I see is my tree alone what a sight[/italic]

[bold] List to the side![/bold]

[italic]Let someone stop me and I will put up a fight![/italic]

[bold] Grasp your own tits![/bold]

[italic]It's my yard, so I'll try hard to welcome friends I have yet to know[/italic]

[bold] Hands on hips![/bold]

[italic]I'll plant my own tree, my own tree [/italic]

[bold] Raise your hands in the air like you just don't care![bold]

[italic]And[/italic]

[bold] Mind the Calder mobile![/bold]

[italic]I'll make it grow![/italic]

[bold] Second verse same as the first![/bold]

by Anonymousreply 3605/09/2013

[/bold] Shit, I fucked the thread!

by Anonymousreply 3705/09/2013

Blown Round By The Wind

Thrown Down In a Spin

I Gave You Love

I Thought That We Had Made It To The Top

I Gave You All I Had To Give

Why Did It Have To Stop

You've Blown It All Sky High

By Telling Me a Lie

Without a Reason Why

You've Blown It All Sky High

by Anonymousreply 3805/09/2013

R36, you are a double asshat. One, for the lame-ass Helen Lawson post and two, for not closing your damn format tag. Asshole![/bold]

by Anonymousreply 3905/09/2013

R39, your post has neither rhythm nor rhyme and it's not easy to dance to.

Try harder.

by Anonymousreply 4005/09/2013

I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece where I sipped champagne on a yacht.

I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo, and showed 'em what I've got.

I've been undressed by kings and seen some things that a women ain't supposed to see.

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.

by Anonymousreply 4105/09/2013

'cause little Willy, Willy won't go home But you can't push Willy round,Willy won't go Try tellin' everybody but, oh no Little Willy, Willy won't - go home

by Anonymousreply 4205/09/2013

Shannon is g-o-one

I hope she's drifting out to sea

She always loved to swim away

Maybe she'll find an island

With a shaded tree

Just like the one in our backyard

by Anonymousreply 4305/09/2013

Oh oh oh it's MAGIC, you knowwwwww

NEVER BELIEVE it's not so.

by Anonymousreply 4405/09/2013

When the sun shines on the mountains And the night is on the run It's a new day It's a new way And I fly up to the sun

Una paloma blanca I'm just a bird in the sky Una paloma blanca Over the mountains I fly No one can take my freedom away

by Anonymousreply 4505/09/2013

Left standing in the lurch at a church Were people saying, My God, that's tough She stood him up No point in us remaining We may as well go home As I did on my own Alone again, naturally

by Anonymousreply 4605/09/2013

I've told you before "Don't you dare!"

"Get back into bed." "Can't you see that it's late." "No you can't have a drink." "Oh allright then, but just just wait a minute."

While I, in an effort to babysit, catch up on my breath, what there is left of it.

You can be murder at this hour of the day. But in the morning the sun will see my lifetime away.

by Anonymousreply 4705/09/2013

Sha la la la la la my lady In the sun with your hair undone Can you hear me now calling your name from across the bay? A summer's day, laughing and hiding Chasing love out on Thunder Island!

by Anonymousreply 4805/09/2013

My baby love love my baby loves love

Well she got what it taken she knows how to use it

by Anonymousreply 4905/09/2013

Havin' my baby

I'm a woman in love

And I love what it's doin' to me

by Anonymousreply 5005/09/2013

Push, push, in the bush.

by Anonymousreply 5105/09/2013

A heartbeat, it's a lovebeat

And a lovebeat is a good vibration

Oh, a heartbeat is a lovebeat

And when we meet , it's a good sensation

by Anonymousreply 5205/09/2013

Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me!

Daddy please don't, we're gonna get mar-ried...

by Anonymousreply 5305/09/2013

Mock (YEAH!)

King (YEAH!)

Bird (YEAH!)

Yeah (YEAH!)

by Anonymousreply 5405/09/2013

r53, too late to the party. No repeats in this Karaoke please!

by Anonymousreply 5505/09/2013

She was a big woman.

BIG woman.

Her name was Bertha.

Bertha Butt.

She was one of the Butt sisters.

by Anonymousreply 5605/09/2013

And I SHOOK it at her, and I said, "This frog's for youuu."

by Anonymousreply 5705/09/2013

In the year 2525 If man is still alive...

by Anonymousreply 5805/09/2013

Little boys, ha, little girls...

by Anonymousreply 5905/09/2013

Dark Lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one. Danced to her gypsy music till her booze gone.

by Anonymousreply 6005/09/2013

I feel depressed, I feel so bad

Cause you're the best girl that I've ever had

I can't get your love, I can't get attraction

Oh, little girl, psychotic reaction

by Anonymousreply 6105/09/2013

But if you want to know how I really feel

Get the cameras rollin', get the action goin'

Baby you know my love for you is real

Take me where you want to, man my heart you steal

by Anonymousreply 6205/09/2013

Imaginary Lovers never disagree, They always care, they're always there when you need. Satisfaction guaranteed!

by Anonymousreply 6305/09/2013

My name is Michael, I've got a nickel.

I've got a nickel, shiny and new.

by Anonymousreply 6405/09/2013

r26, I listen to that song just to hear these 2 lines

there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date (women can relate)

Well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites.

by Anonymousreply 6505/09/2013

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they fought with expert timing...

by Anonymousreply 6605/09/2013

"Shannon is g-o-one

I hope she's drifting out to sea"

It's I HEARD she's drifting out to see. He does not HOPE Shannon is drifting off to sea!

by Anonymousreply 6705/09/2013

"If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. It's just a spring clean for the May Queen."

by Anonymousreply 6805/09/2013

Rock the boat, don't rock the boat, baby, rock the boat, don't tip the boat over...

by Anonymousreply 6905/09/2013

Eddie Stew

by Anonymousreply 7005/09/2013

She comes down from Yellow Mountain

On a dark flat land she rides

On a pony she named Wildfire

With a worldwind by her side

On a cold Nebraska night

Oh, they say she died one winter

When there came a killing frost

And the pony she named Wildfire

Busted down its stall

In a blizzard he was lost

She ran calling "Wiiiiiiildfire!"

She ran calling "Wiiiiiiildfire!"

She ran calling "Wi-i-i-i-i-i-i-idfi-i-re!"

by Anonymousreply 7105/09/2013

Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend,

Do it in the name of glory, you'll be justified in the end.

There won't be any trumpets blowin', come the judgement day,

But on the bloody morning after....one tin soldier rides away.

by Anonymousreply 7205/09/2013

If you like Pina Coladas and gettin' caught in the rain

by Anonymousreply 7305/09/2013

Over by the window, there's a pack of cigarettes. Not my brand you understand, sometimes the girl forgets. She forgets to hide them. I know who left those smokes behind. She'll say, "Oh, he's just a friend." And I'll say, "Oh, I'm not blind to..

by Anonymousreply 7405/09/2013

Billy, don't lose my number.

by Anonymousreply 7505/09/2013

Swanee, how I loves ya, how I loves ya, my dear ol' swanee

by Anonymousreply 7605/09/2013

I took her home with me

we watched some TV

Annette Funicello and some guy going steady

I started fooling around with the vertical hold

We got the munchies and I made some spaghetti

by Anonymousreply 7705/09/2013

Not as anachronistic as you think

by Anonymousreply 7805/09/2013

She ain't got no money

Her clothes are kinda funny

Her hair is kinda wild and free

Oh, but love grows where my Rosemary goes

And nobody knows like me

by Anonymousreply 7905/09/2013

We've been together since way back when

Sometimes I never want to see you again

by Anonymousreply 8005/09/2013

Please Mrs. Avery, I just got to talk to her

I'll only keep her a while

Please Mrs. Avery I just want to tell her goodbye

by Anonymousreply 8105/09/2013

R81 I actually like Bon Jovi's version.

by Anonymousreply 8205/09/2013

Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be Close to you

Why do stars fall down from the sky Every time you walk by? Just like me, they long to be Close to you

by Anonymousreply 8305/09/2013

And at around about a quarter to ten, you got up and did it all again

He's got his own big dipper and he knows just what it's for

He's got his own big dipper but he's got his eye on yours

by Anonymousreply 8405/09/2013

Daddy the commissioner took home more than his share

So Roxy joined the syndicate knowing it wasn't there

by Anonymousreply 8505/09/2013

She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me You fool, you fool I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me Like I want to be loved by you"

by Anonymousreply 8605/09/2013

Adieu, Francoise, it's hard to die

When all the birds are singing in the sky.

Now that spring is in the air

With your lovers ev'rywhere,

Just be careful; I'll be there.

by Anonymousreply 8705/09/2013

Now you ask me if I'm sincere.

That's the question that I always fear.

Verse seven is never clear,

But I'll tell you what you want to hear.

by Anonymousreply 8805/09/2013

Evil grows in the dark

Where the sun, it never shines.

Evil grows in cracks and holes

And lives in people's minds.

Evil grew, it's part of you.

And now it seems to be,

That everytime I look at you

Evil grows in me.

by Anonymousreply 8905/09/2013

R61 I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 9005/09/2013

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Count the headlights on the highway

Lay me down in sheets of linen

You had a shitty day today

by Anonymousreply 9105/09/2013

I rented my apartment on a Monday at one A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky bum, shicky bum Started movin' in it on a Tuesday at two A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky do, shicky do Wednesday at three, I called the phone company, singin': "Hey baby, put a phone in for me" Thursday at four he came a-knockin' at my door, singin':

by Anonymousreply 9205/09/2013

I'm not talkin' 'bout the linens,

And I don't wanna change your life...

by Anonymousreply 9305/09/2013

Dance, Dance, Disco Lucy!

by Anonymousreply 9405/09/2013

Shilo when I was young,

I used to call your name

When no one else would come,

Shilo you always came and we'd play

(Modulation and dramatic drum fill)

Oh Mandy

Cause you came and you gave without taking

And I sent you away oh Mandy

Cause you kissed me and stopped me from shaking

And I need you today oooooh Mandy

(Pianissimo)

Me and you and a dog named Boo

Travelin' and livin' off the land

Me and you and a dog named Boo

How I love being a free man

(Fade out)

"This Medley has gone to the dogs"

by Anonymousreply 9505/09/2013

City girls just seem to find out early How to open doors with just a smile A rich old man And she won't have to worry She'll dress up all in lace and go in style

by Anonymousreply 9605/09/2013

Looooooovin' you

is easy cuz you're beautiful

by Anonymousreply 9705/09/2013

I can't imagine

Why you say the things you do

Maybe in time I'll understand

What is the reason

For all the emptiness you feel

When I'm tryin' everything I can

(everything I can!)

by Anonymousreply 9805/09/2013

Her long legggggs were tan and brownnnnnn...

by Anonymousreply 9905/09/2013

And she said, hey ramblin' boy, why don't you settle down

Boston ain't your kind of town

There ain't no gold and there ain't nobody like me

I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee

by Anonymousreply 10005/09/2013

Got a condo made of stone-a.

by Anonymousreply 10105/09/2013

She's just sixteen years old

Leave her alone, they say

Separated by fools

Who don't know what love is yet

But I want you to know-oh

If I could fly

I'd pick yooooooou up

I'd take you into the night

And show you a love

Like you've NEver seen

EVer se-eeen

by Anonymousreply 10205/09/2013

With you I'm not shy to show the way I feel

With you I'm not shy, my secrets to reveal

For you are a magnet and I am steel

by Anonymousreply 10305/09/2013

On a pony she named Wildfire...

by Anonymousreply 10405/09/2013

Cause me and moon are itchin' to play....

by Anonymousreply 10505/09/2013

Went to a party the other night

All the ladies were treating me right

Moving my feet to the disco beat

How in the world could I keep my seat

All of a sudden I began to change

I was on the dance floor acting strange

Flapping my arms I began to cluck

Look at me, I'm the disco duck

by Anonymousreply 10605/09/2013

That song always creeped me out R102. Benny Mardones. Singing about a 16-year-old girl. He was in his 40s.

by Anonymousreply 10705/09/2013

Dedicated to r107

by Anonymousreply 10805/09/2013

Every man ought to be a macho, macho man

To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand

Have their own life style and ideals

Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal

You can best believe that he's a macho man

He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Macho, macho man

I've got to be, a macho man

by Anonymousreply 10905/09/2013

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouche, scaramouche - will you do the fandango

Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me

Galileo, galileo, galileo, galileo, Galileo figaro magnifico

by Anonymousreply 11005/09/2013

I moved like Jello in Montebello, and showed 'em all my twat...

I've been undressed in Queens, and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see

by Anonymousreply 11105/09/2013

I'm not scared of dying,

And I don't really care.

If it's peace you find in dying,

Well then let the time be near.

by Anonymousreply 11205/09/2013

I believe in miracles Where you from? You sexy thing.

by Anonymousreply 11305/09/2013

Sometimes when we touch The honesty's too much. And I have to close my eyes and hide.

by Anonymousreply 11405/09/2013

Oh yes, they call him the streak Fastest thing on two feet He's just as proud as he can be Of his anatomy He's gonna give us a peek Oh yes, they call him the streak He likes to show off his physique If there's an audience to be found He'll be streakin' around Invitin' public critique...

by Anonymousreply 11505/09/2013

Well, if friends with their fancy persuasion

Don't admit that it's part of a scheme

But I can't help but have my suspicions

'Cause I ain't quite as dumb as I seem

And you said you was never intending

To break up our scene this way

But there ain't any use in pretending

It could happen to us any day

How long has this been going on?

How long has this been going on?

by Anonymousreply 11605/09/2013

Winding my way down Baker Street

Light in my head and dead on my feet

by Anonymousreply 11705/09/2013

Hey (hey) What's the matter with your head? yeah...

Hey (hey) What's the matter with your mind and your sign?

And-a ooh-ohh

Hey (hey) Nothin's a matter with your head, baby, find it

Come on and find it

Hell, with it, baby, 'cause you're fine and you're mine

And you look so divine

Come and get your love

Come and get your love

Come and get your love

Come and get your love

by Anonymousreply 11805/09/2013

HA r115.

I had the 45!

Also this one....

HR PufnStuf

Who's your friend when things get rough

by Anonymousreply 11905/09/2013

Lucky that my breasts Are small and humble So you don't confuse Them with mountains

by Anonymousreply 12005/09/2013

My girl Bill, My, my girl Bill, Can't say enough about the way I feel, About my girl Bill.

by Anonymousreply 12105/09/2013

Ooh ooh ooh ooh Jackie Blue

Lives her life from inside of a room

Hides that smile when she's wearin' a frown

Ooh Jackie, you're not so down

by Anonymousreply 12205/09/2013

oranges poranges

Who Cares

by Anonymousreply 12305/09/2013

Angie, baby. Your a special lady. Living in a world of make believe. Well, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 12405/09/2013

“Young, black and famous / With money hangin’ / Out the anus”

by Anonymousreply 12505/09/2013

You walked into the party

Like you were walking onto a yacht

Your hat strategically dipped below one eye

Your scarf it was apricot (I thought she said "Africa" for years).

by Anonymousreply 12605/09/2013

r90

It may be the greatest one-hit wonder garage band song of all time.

by Anonymousreply 12705/10/2013

I got my pills to ease the pain

Can't find a thing to ease the rain

I'd love to try and settle down

But everybody's leavin' town

Some gotta win, some gotta lose

Good time Charlie's got the blues

by Anonymousreply 12805/10/2013

When Daddy died, All he left us was a loan.

by Anonymousreply 12905/10/2013

On a morning from a Bogart movie In a country where they turn back time You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre Contemplating a crime

She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running Like a watercolor in the rain Don't bother asking for explanations She'll just tell you that she came

In the year of the cat...

by Anonymousreply 13005/10/2013

I've been walkin' these streets so long

Singin' the same old song

I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway

Where hustle's the name of the game

And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain

There's been a load of compromisin'

On the road to my horizon

But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me . . .

by Anonymousreply 13105/10/2013

To think that only yesterday

I was cheerful, bright and gay

Looking forward to, but who wouldn't do

The role I was about to play

But as if to knock me down

Reality came around

And without so much as a mere touch

Cut me into little pieces

Leaving me to doubt

All about God and His mercy

For if He really does exist

Why did He desert me

In my hour of need?

I truly am indeed

Alone again, naturally

by Anonymousreply 13205/10/2013

Last night I dressed in tails pretendin' I was on the town

As long as I can dream it's hard to slow this swinger down

So please don't give a thought to me, I'm really doin' fine

You can always find me here and havin' quite a time

Countin' flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all

Playin' solitaire til dawn with a deck of fifty-one

Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo

Now don't tell me, "I've nothin' to do"

by Anonymousreply 13305/10/2013

Call him drunken Ira Hayes

He won't answer anymore

Not the whiskey drinkin' Indian

Nor the Marine that went to war

by Anonymousreply 13405/10/2013

Then the music stopped

When I looked the cafe was empty

Then I heard Jose say

"Man you know you're in trouble plenty"

So I dropped my drink from my hand

And through the window I ran

And as I rode away

I could hear her say to Jose, yeah

Come a little bit closer

You're my kind of man

So big and so strong

Come a little bit closer

I'm all alone

And the night is so long

by Anonymousreply 13505/10/2013

R136 Is that the right decade?

by Anonymousreply 13605/10/2013

Oh what a night

Late December back in 63'

What a very special time for me

As I remember what a night

by Anonymousreply 13705/10/2013

If ya think I'm sexy and you want my body come on honey tell me so.

If ya really need me just reach out and touch me come on honey let me know.

by Anonymousreply 13805/10/2013

r137 I thought at this point 60's was OK as long as the lyrics were dramatic 9mny other 60's songs have been quoted).

by Anonymousreply 13905/10/2013

There were just so many more bad songs in the '70s.

by Anonymousreply 14005/10/2013

Always knew the time would come When I would start to wonder why Now the time is here I don’t know where you are So I’ll write you one more song But it’s the last time that I’ll ever try

by Anonymousreply 14105/10/2013

Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy....

by Anonymousreply 14205/10/2013

Therie wuz, nekkid as a jaybird runnin' thru the fruits and vegetables and I hollered "Don't look Ethyl!" but it was too late. She'd already been mooned.

by Anonymousreply 14305/10/2013

Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin'

If you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln

by Anonymousreply 14405/10/2013

Me and Mrs. Jones

We got a thing going on

We both know that it's wrong

But it's much too strong to let it go now.

by Anonymousreply 14505/10/2013

There was not much more for us to talk about

Whatever we had once was gone

So I turned my cab into the driveway

Past the gate and the fine trimmed lawns

And she said we must get together

But I knew it'd never be arranged

And she handed me twenty dollars for a two fifty fair

She said "Harry, keep the change."

Well, another man might have been angry

And another man might have been hurt

But another man never would have let her go

I stashed the bill in my shirt

And she walked away in silence

It's strange, how you never know

But we'd both gotten what we'd asked for

Such a long, long time ago

You see, she was gonna be an actress

And I was gonna learn to fly

She took off to find the footlights

And I took off for the sky

And here, she's acting happy

Inside her handsome home

And me, I'm flying in my taxi

Taking tips, and gettin' stoned

I go flying so high, when I'm stoned

by Anonymousreply 14605/10/2013

Sometimes I think that you're avoiding me

I'm ok alone, but you got something I need

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key

I think that we should get together and try them out to see

I've been looking around a while; you've got something for me

Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key

by Anonymousreply 14705/10/2013

Long distance, directry assistance area code 212

I say hey hey maw this is mister rhythm and blues

Said hello, n' put me on hold

To say the least the cat was cold

by Anonymousreply 14805/10/2013

Billy,don`t be a hetero.

by Anonymousreply 14905/10/2013

Calling all cars... calling all cars

Be on the lookout for Dangerous Dan...

This man is wanted by the F.B.I. - 10-4

Said he's dangerous, armed and extremely dangerous

by Anonymousreply 15005/10/2013

(Instrumental)

Ay…Ay… ¡Ay qué fiebre, Ay!

(Instrumental)

Así… ¡Así!... ¡HUH!

(Instrumental)

Dime, dame, dime, daaame

(Instrumental)

(Suspended beat - Sounds of man cumming)

(Instrumental - Fade out)

by Anonymousreply 15105/10/2013

Baby Come Back!

Any kinda fool could see

There was something

In everything about you

Baby come back!

You can blame it all on me

I was wrong,

And I just can't live without you

by Anonymousreply 15205/10/2013

In the summer of sixty-three His mother brought him a sister And she told him we must attend to her needs

She's so much younger that you Well he ran down the hall and he cried Oh how could his parents have lied When they said he was the only son He thought he was the only one

Oh, oh what a lonely boy

by Anonymousreply 15305/10/2013

You just don't get it, do you, R120?

by Anonymousreply 15405/10/2013

No I can't forget the feeling

or your face as you were leaving

but I guess that's just the way the story goes

you always smile but in your eyes

your sorrow shows...yes it shows

by Anonymousreply 15505/10/2013

There's always some human trash like r141 whose first impulse is to spew hate toward any songs that are quirky, odd, melodic, or interesting compared to the bland same-old-shit that he idealizes.

by Anonymousreply 15605/10/2013

We had a little time, we were real hungry We went to Dairy Queen for something to eat She had some onion rings, she had a pickle She forgot to tell me how she didn't eat meat I had a gig in the American Legion hall It was a dance for the Volunteer Ambulance Corps She was sitting in a corner against the wall She would smile and I melted all over the floor Ariel, Ariel

by Anonymousreply 15705/10/2013

I'm not in love

So don't forget it

It's just a silly phase

I'm going through.

by Anonymousreply 15805/10/2013

160 posts and no Piña Colada?!

by Anonymousreply 15905/10/2013

See R73.

by Anonymousreply 16005/10/2013

Back upon an old dirt road next to a swamp full of toads

Was a slanted wood shack with three little kids and a mama

Papa died in '63 left little Jenny and me To plant those taters and pull up another tomorrow

by Anonymousreply 16105/10/2013

Ah thanks r161. Sorry for the interruption, keep on truckin' everybody.

by Anonymousreply 16205/10/2013

She said "Rocky, I've never had to ________ before Don't know if I can do it But if you let me lean on you Take my hand, I might get through it" (through it)

I said, "Baby, baby oh sweet baby It's love that sets us free And God knows if the world should end Your love is safe with me"

by Anonymousreply 16305/10/2013

That song cracks me up, R152.

by Anonymousreply 16405/10/2013

If you could read my mind, love

What a tale my thoughts could tell

Just like an old time movie

'Bout a ghost from a wishing well

In a castle dark or a fortress strong

With chains upon my feet

But stories always end

And if you read between the lines

You'd know that I'm just tryin' to understand

The feelin's that you lack

I never thought I could feel this way

And I've got to say that I just don't get it

I don't know where we went wrong

But the feelin's gone

And I just can't get it back

Song: If You Could Read My Mind

by Anonymousreply 16505/10/2013

The South Side of Chicago is the baddest part of town.

And if you go down there you better just beware of a man named Leroy Brown.

by Anonymousreply 16605/10/2013

Hello, may I speak to Barbara? Barbara, this is Shirley. You might not know who I am but the reason I am calling you is because I was going through my old man's pockets this morning And I just happened to find your name and number. So woman to woman, I don't think it's being any more than fair to call you and let you know where I'm coming from. Now Barbara, I don't know how you're gonna take this. But whether you be cool or come out of a bag on me, you see it doesn't really make any difference. But it's only fair that I let you know that the man you're in love with: he's mine. From the top of his head to the bottom of his feet, The bed he sleeps in and every piece of food he eats. You see I make it possible. The clothes on his back, ha ha, I buy them. The car he drives, I pay the note every month. So I'm telling you these things to let you know how much I love this man. And woman to woman I think you'll understand just how much I'll do to keep him.

Woman to woman, if you've ever been in love...

by Anonymousreply 16705/10/2013

flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers

by Anonymousreply 16805/10/2013

I heard my mama cry I heard her pray the night Chicago died Brother what a night it really was Brother what a fight it really was Glory be

by Anonymousreply 16905/10/2013

Brandy, you're a fine girl; what a good wife you would be, but my life, my love and my lady is sea.

by Anonymousreply 17005/10/2013

Someone knockin' on the door

by Anonymousreply 17105/11/2013

Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me!

Twice on the pipes if the answer is no.

by Anonymousreply 17205/11/2013

We like our fun and we never fight

You can't dance and stay uptight

Its a supernatural delight

by Anonymousreply 17305/11/2013

She keeps her Moet et Chandon

In a pretty cabinet

Let them eat cake she says

Just like Marie Antoinette

by Anonymousreply 17405/11/2013

Tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree. Its been three long years. Do you still want me?

by Anonymousreply 17505/11/2013

She was black as the night

Louie was whiter than white

Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar

Louie fell in love overnight

Nothing bad, it was good

Louie had the best girl he could

When he took her home

To meet his mama and papa

Louie knew just where he stood

Louie Louie Louie, Louie

Louie Louie Lou-I

Louie Louie Louie

Louie Louie you're gonna cry

There he stood in the night

Knowing what's wrong from what's right

He took her home to meet his mama and papa

Man, he had a terrible fright

Louie nearly caused a scene

Wishin' it was a dream

Ain't no diff'rence if you're black or white

Brothers, you know what I mean

Louie Louie Louie, Louie

Louie Louie Lou-I

Louie Louie Louie

Louie Louie you're gonna cry

by Anonymousreply 17605/11/2013

Dance with me, I want to be your partner

Can't you see the music is just starting?

Night is Falling, and I am Calling

Dance with me

Fantasy could never be so giving

I feel free, I hope that you are willing

Pick the beat up, and kick your feet up

Dance with me

Let it lift you off the ground

Starry eyes, and love is all around

I can take you where you want to go

Dance with me, I want to be your partner

Can't you see the music is just starting?

Night is Falling, and I am Calling

Dance with me

by Anonymousreply 17705/11/2013

Friday night, it was late I was walking you home We got down to the gate And I was dreaming of the night Would it turn out right?

How to tell you, girl I wanna build my world around you Tell you that it's true I wanna make you understand I'm talking about a lifetime plan

That's the way it began We were hand-in-hand Glenn Miller's band Was better than before We yelled and screamed for more

by Anonymousreply 17805/11/2013

I sat here starin' at the same old wall Came back to life just when I got your call I wished I could climb right through the telephone line And give you what you want so you would still be mine, hey-hey

I can't go cheatin' honey, I can't play I found it very hard to stay away As we reminisce on precious moments like this I'm glad we're back together 'cuz I missed your kiss, hey-hey

by Anonymousreply 17905/11/2013

I can put it in the bedroom

I can put it in the hall

I can put it in the bathroom

I can hang it on the wall...

by Anonymousreply 18005/11/2013

Cryin' on the corner, waitin' in the rain

I swear I'll never ever wait again

You gave me your word but words for you are lies

Darlin' in my wildest dreams I never thought I'd go

But it's time to let you know

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

All of my life I've been waitin' in the rain

I've been waitin' for a feelin' that never ever came

It feels so close but always disappears

Darlin' in your wildest dreams you never had a clue

But it's time you got the news

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

by Anonymousreply 18105/11/2013

Oh I love to love

But my baby loves to dance

He wants to dance, he loves to dance

He's got to dance

Oh I love to love

But my baby just loves to dance

by Anonymousreply 18205/11/2013

r183, read the writing on the disco ball, hon.

"Your baby" is a queer.

by Anonymousreply 18305/11/2013

I knew that R184, but I was trying to let him know I knew, in a nice way.

by Anonymousreply 18405/11/2013

Don't give up on us baby

Don't make the wrong seem right

The future isn't just for the night

It's written in the moonlight

And painted on the stars, we can't change us....

by Anonymousreply 18505/11/2013

Sometimes. All I need is the air that I breathe. And to love you.

by Anonymousreply 18605/11/2013

The road is long, with many a winding turn

That leads us to, who knows where...

by Anonymousreply 18705/11/2013

You know, you're built like a car;

You've got a hub cap diamond star halo.

Your dirty, sweet and you're my girl.

Get it on. Bang a Gong.

Get it on.

by Anonymousreply 18805/11/2013

I was sick and tired of everything

When I called you last night from Glasgow

All I do is eat and sleep and sing

Wishin' every show was the last show

by Anonymousreply 18905/11/2013

Here in my car I feel safest of all

I can lock all my doors

It's the only way to live---in cars.

by Anonymousreply 19005/11/2013

....I hold my pillow to my head, and spring up in my bed screaming out the words I dread

I THINK I LOVE YOU

by Anonymousreply 19105/11/2013

I filled as a decorator

and later on an escalator

I'm gonna be a big TIME OPERATOR

by Anonymousreply 19205/11/2013

Midnight at the oasis

Send your camel to bed

Shadows paintin' our faces

Traces of romance in our heads

by Anonymousreply 19305/11/2013

Oh, I liked that, R194.

by Anonymousreply 19405/11/2013

I love "MATO."

by Anonymousreply 19505/11/2013

No, R182. Thanks for playing though.

by Anonymousreply 19605/11/2013

r197

Thank you for being a friend

Traveled down the road and back again

Your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant

I'm not ashamed to say

I hope it always will stay this way

My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And if you threw a party

Invited everyone you knew

You would see, the biggest gift would be from me

and the card attached would say,

Thank you for being a friend

by Anonymousreply 19705/11/2013

Oooo it's so good it's so good it's so good it's so good it's soo goood...

by Anonymousreply 19805/11/2013

What this thread really means is that living inside of all 40+ year old gay men is a veritable jukebox of thousands of crappy, weird lyrics. Too bad that brains can't be stored away as time capsules. Anyone of the posters on this thread would be a hoot in 2300 AD.

by Anonymousreply 19905/11/2013

Maybe the lyrics from the 1970s are horrendous, but for 50-somethinga they were the songs that we knew. Every Sunday, we would listen to Casey Kasem and American Top 40 to see how the songs were ranked (just as our parents listened to Your Hit Parade in the 1940s and early 1950s)

Just reading the lyrics bring me back to a time when my hair was full and dark brown, when my joints did n't hurt and my life was full of hope for a bright future.

Young'uns, one day you will have defend the pop culture of your youth to those yet to be born. Good luck

by Anonymousreply 20005/11/2013

[quote]a veritable jukebox of crappy, weird lyrics

The point of the thread in a nutshell. All those bubblegum lyrics, instantly retrievable on hearing the opening bars.

We were too old for Cole Porter, and Sondheim didn't get much airplay. But trash can be fun too.

by Anonymousreply 20105/11/2013

Fish oil R201. No need for your joints to hurt.

by Anonymousreply 20205/11/2013

You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up

by Anonymousreply 20305/11/2013

Well I read some books

And I read some magazines

About those high class ladies

Down in New Orleans

---

(Then I guess he got tired of them socialites)

You can't plant me in your penthouse

I'm going back to my plough

---

I remember when rock was young

Me and Susie had so much fun

Holding Hands and skipping stones

---

She packed my bags last night, pre-flight

Zero hour, nine a.m.

And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then

---

It's no good living in the sun

Playing guitar all day

Boogalooing with my friends

In that erotic way

Come on Jamaica

In Jamaica all day

Dancing with your darling

Do Jamaica jerk-off that way

by Anonymousreply 20405/11/2013

Older times we're missing, spending the hour reminiscing...

by Anonymousreply 20505/11/2013

Honey by Bobby Goldsboro

by Anonymousreply 20605/11/2013

Take me down to Junior's farm..,

by Anonymousreply 20705/11/2013

Um R207 if you can't muster the energy to quote the lyrics, just observe please.

Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 20805/11/2013

Making love... out on Thunder Island.

by Anonymousreply 20905/11/2013

welcome to crackerbox palace

we've been expecting youuuu

by Anonymousreply 21005/11/2013

I learned the truth at seventeen

That love was meant for beauty queens

And high school girls with clear-skinned smiles

Who married young and then retired

The valentines I never knew

The Friday night charades of youth

Were spent on one more beautiful

At seventeen I learned the truth

by Anonymousreply 21105/11/2013

Ah!

Wanna rock and roll all night!

And party ev-ah-ree day!

by Anonymousreply 21205/11/2013

Beth, I hear you callin'

But I can't come home right now

Me and the boys are playin'

And we just can't find the sound

Just a few more hours

And I'll be right home to you

I think I hear them callin'

Oh, Beth what can I do

Beth what can I do

by Anonymousreply 21305/11/2013

That was a good song, R212.

by Anonymousreply 21405/11/2013

Nibblin' on bacon Chewin' on cheese Sam says to Suzie Honey, would you please be my Mrs Suzie says, yes, with her kisses Now, he's ticklin' her fancy Rubbin' her toes Muzzle to muzzle Now anything goes as they wriggle Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tango Singin' and jinglin' a jangle Floatin' like the heavens above Looks like muskrat love

by Anonymousreply 21505/11/2013

Once a story's told, It can't help but grow old Roses do, Lovers too So cast your seasons to the wind And hold me dear Oh, hold me dear

Close the window, Calm the light And it will be alright No need to bother now Let it out Let it all begin All's forgotten now We're all alone Oh-oh we're all alone

by Anonymousreply 21605/11/2013

I misread this thread title as "Re: Billy, don't be a hetero."

by Anonymousreply 21705/11/2013

Way too good a song, R217.

by Anonymousreply 21805/11/2013

I know that your in love with him

Cause I saw you dancing in the gym

You both kicked off your shoes

I dig those rhythm and blues

I was a lonely teenage drunken buck

With a pink carnation and a pick-up truck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the music died

by Anonymousreply 21905/11/2013

Jeramiah was a bullfrog

Was a good friend of mine

Never ever understood a word he said

But I helped him a-drink his wine

And he always had some mighty fine wine

Joy to the world

All the boys and girls

Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea

Joy to you and me

by Anonymousreply 22005/11/2013

And so we took a stroll Wound up down by the swimmin' hole And she said, "Do what you want to do" I got silly and I found a frog In the water by a hollow log And I shook it at her And I said "This frog's for you"

She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me You fool, you fool I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me Like I want to be loved by you"

by Anonymousreply 22105/12/2013

When I think back on all the crap I've learned in high school

It's a wonder I can think at all

And though my lack of education hasn't hurt me none I can read the writing on the wall

Kodachrome, they give us those nice bright colors

Gives those greens of summers

They make you think that all the world's a sunny day

Well I've got a Nikon camera

I love to take photographs

So Mama don't take my Kodachrome away

Read more: PAUL SIMON - KODACHROME LYRICS

by Anonymousreply 22205/12/2013

One day while I was not at home

While she was there and all alone

The angels came

Now all I have is memories of Honey

And I wake up nights and call her name

Now my life's an empty stage

Where Honey lived and Honey played

And love grew up

And a small cloud passes overhead

And cries down on the flower bed

That Honey loved

by Anonymousreply 22305/12/2013

When will I see you again?

When will we share precious moments?

Will I have to wait forever?

Will I have to suffer and cry the whole night through?

When will I see you again?

When will our hearts be together?

Are we in love or just friends?

Is this my beginning or is this the end?

by Anonymousreply 22405/12/2013

Woman, take me in your arms, rock your baby

Woman, take me in your arms, rock your baby

There's nothin' to it, just say you wanna do it

Open up your arms and let the lovin' start

Woman, take me in your arms, rock your baby

Woman, take me in your arms, rock your baby

Yeah, hold me tight, with all your might

Now let your lovin' flow, real sweet and slow

by Anonymousreply 22505/12/2013

I thought we were only doing crappy songs.

That George McCrae song is a great song.

by Anonymousreply 22605/12/2013

The gist of this thread as I understand it is we're quoting the lyrics from cheesy American easy listening pop hits from the 1970s by minor recording artists. If you quote lyrics from other decades or other genres (disco, funk, rock and roll, etc.) or by major recording artists you're not really adding to the thread.

by Anonymousreply 22705/12/2013

Feelings, nothing more than feelings, Trying to forget my feelings of love.

by Anonymousreply 22805/12/2013

R229 wins.

by Anonymousreply 22905/12/2013

r200- I give to you the wondrous lyrics from Rhianna's "Stay", which is currently #3 on the BB charts:

All along it was a fever A cold sweat hot-headed believer I threw my hands in the air, said, "Show me something," He said, "If you dare come a little closer."

Round and around and around and around we go Oh now tell me now tell me now tell me now you know

Not really sure how to feel about it. Something in the way you move Makes me feel like I can't live without you. It takes me all the way. I want you to stay

by Anonymousreply 23005/12/2013

R217, "We're All Alone" is one of the great songs of the era...written by Boz Scaggs, I think. Rita made it a hit, but Boz's version has a different tone.

In the spirit of the thread...

Life is a rock, but the radio rolled me

Gotta turn it up louder, so the DJ told me

by Anonymousreply 23105/15/2013

She ran callin', Wiiiiild Fire

by Anonymousreply 23205/15/2013

You know, I never thought we were posting "crap" songs, because I love a lot of these. That's why I posted one of my big hits.

Here's another:

Your love

Is lifting me higher

Than I've ever

Been lifted

Before

by Anonymousreply 23305/15/2013

R232 Rita's version of "We're All Alone" could qualify as '70s cheese. It's nowhere near as good as Boz' version.

by Anonymousreply 23405/15/2013

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less sour

I promise myself to treat myself and visit a nearby tower

And climbing to the top

Will throw myself off

In an effort to make it clear to whoever wants to know

what it's like when you're shattered

by Anonymousreply 23505/15/2013

Now we've been invaded by the human trash who pretend that anything melodic, quirky, odd, or interesting is bad in some way.

by Anonymousreply 23605/15/2013

Why is Rita getting all the accolades for covering me?

by Anonymousreply 23705/15/2013

Down in Jamaica, they got lots of pretty women

Steal your money then they break your heart

Lonesome Sue, she's in love with ol' Sam

Take him from the fire into the frying pan

On and on, she just keeps on trying

And she smiles when she feels like crying

On and on, on and on, on and oooonnnnn!

by Anonymousreply 23805/15/2013

Oooooooooooooooooh ooooh ooooh ooooooh ooooooooooh Do it!

Oooooooooooooooooh ooooh ooooh ooooooh ooooooooooh Do it!

Oooooooooooooooooh ooooh ooooh ooooooh ooooooooooh Do it!

Do the Hustle!

(Do the Hustle.)

Do the Hustle!

(Do the Hustle.)

(Do the Hustle.)

Oooooooooooooooooh ooooh ooooh ooooooh ooooooooooh Do it!

Oooooooooooooooooh ooooh ooooh ooooooh ooooooooooh Do it!

Do the Hustle!

Do the Hustle.

Do the Hustle!

Do the Hustle.

Do the Hustle.

by Anonymousreply 23905/16/2013

They took the whole Cherokee nation

And put us on this reservation

Took away our ways of life

The tomahawk and the bow and knife

Took away our native tongue

And taught their English to our young

And all the beads we made by hand

Are nowadays made in Japan

Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe

So proud to live, so proud to diiiiiiiiiiiieee!

by Anonymousreply 24005/16/2013

And the sign said "LONG-HAIRED FREAKY PEOPLE NEED NOT APPLY"

So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why.

He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"

So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that! Huh! Me workin' for you!"

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign,

Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind

Do this! Don't do that! Can't you read the sign?

by Anonymousreply 24105/16/2013

Jimmy loves Maryann

Jimmy wants to be her man

Jimmy loves Maryann

Jimmy wanna be her man

by Anonymousreply 24205/16/2013

If a man ever needed dying he did

No one had a right to say what he said about you

And it's so cold and lonely here without you

Out there the law is coming

I've been so tired of running

by Anonymousreply 24305/16/2013

Google "Basketball Jones". It was a hit in the '70s. Too long to write it on here. Always wondered why the black people didn't protest this; instead it was on the R&B hits charts.

by Anonymousreply 24405/16/2013

I hated We're All Alone AND Higher and Higher by Rita Coolidge, they were so boring and bland. She's not much of a singer.

by Anonymousreply 24505/16/2013

Both sides were against me

Since the day I was born!

by Anonymousreply 24605/16/2013

What are you crazy? How in the hell can you say what you just said?

I was talking to myself. Shut the door and come to bed.

By the way, I forgot to say, your endearing mother called today.

Did you see Lisa?

Yes I saw Lisa.

Is that why angry?

I wasn't angry.

Maybe a little.

Not even maybe.

Must be the weather.

Now don't be a baby.

We'll how am I supposed to feel with all the things you don't reveal and you can thank your lucky stars that we're not as smart as we'd like to think we are.

Would you like to talk about it?

There's not much to say. We had lunch this afternoon. Her life's in disarray. She still goes around as if she is always stumbling off a cliff.

Do you still want her?

What are you saying?

Do you still want her?

Baby stop playing.

Really, I mean it. Can you forget her?

Baby, now stop it. You should know better. I know this is hard to do but, there's no one for me but you and you can thank your lucky stars that we're not as smart as we'd like to think we are.

by Anonymousreply 24705/16/2013

Sally called when she got the word,

And she said: "I suppose you've heard - about Alice?"

When I rushed to the window,

And I looked outside,

And I could hardly believe my eyes,

As a big limousine rolled up into Alice's drive...

by Anonymousreply 24805/16/2013

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 24903/11/2015

g

by Anonymousreply 25003/11/2015

Well I met a man down in Hollywood

But I ain't naming names

Cause he really worked me over good

Just like Jesse James

Yes, he really worked me over good

He was a credit to his gender

Put me through some changes, Lord

Sorta like a Waring blender

by Anonymousreply 25103/11/2015

This reads as a gay song to me now.

by Anonymousreply 25203/11/2015

Ooga-chaka ooga ooga Ooga-chaka ooga ooga

Got a bug from you girl But I don't need no cure I'll just stay a victim If I can for sure

by Anonymousreply 25303/11/2015

I am woman, hear me roar In numbers too big to ignore And I know too much to go back an' pretend 'Cause I've heard it all before And I've been down there on the floor No one's ever gonna keep me down again

by Anonymousreply 25403/11/2015

Look around Leaves are brown And the sky Is a hazy shade of winter

by Anonymousreply 25503/11/2015

All by myself....don't wanna be.... All by myself. Anymore.

by Anonymousreply 25603/11/2015

We had joy, we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the stars we could reach Were just starfish on the beach

by Anonymousreply 25703/11/2015

Patches, I'm dependin' on you, son

To see the family through...

by Anonymousreply 25803/12/2015

Sylvia's mother said,

"Sylvia's busy and she can't come to the phone."

by Anonymousreply 25903/12/2015

Beach Baby, Beach Baby,

Give me your hand!

by Anonymousreply 26003/12/2015

First there is a mountain

Then there is no mountain

Then there is.

by Anonymousreply 26103/12/2015

"You walked into the party,

Like you were walking onto a yacht,

You had strategically dicked another guy . . ."

by Anonymousreply 26203/12/2015

F

by Anonymousreply 26303/12/2015

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 26403/12/2015

Wake uo, Maggie

I think I got somethin' to say to you

It's late September

And I really should be back at school

by Anonymousreply 26503/12/2015

you've been slipping into darkness I heard my mother say you've been slipping into darkness pretty soon you'll have to pay

by Anonymousreply 26603/12/2015
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