Ryan Serhant with the enormous cock is back for a brand new season. And they replaced the Jerry Seinfeld looking realtor with a hot papi.
'Million Dollar Listing: New York'
|by Anonymous||reply 602||08/02/2013|
How do we know about his cock?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/08/2013|
link to big cock please or he's just another poseur...
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/08/2013|
The new guy is hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/09/2013|
Luis is a big improvement over the last guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/09/2013|
The opening scene showed Ryan's ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/09/2013|
[quote] The new guy is hot.
Luis is such a pocket little cutie. But he's so much shorter than the other two.
I can't wait for the episode where he gets super pissed off at Ryan (the "scumbag") and starts throwing things at him!
It looked like he was throwing vases and other sharp objects. Hilarious!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/09/2013|
God how I want to hate Ryan, but I just can't.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/10/2013|
Ryan got a new wig!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/10/2013|
This show is an abomination.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/10/2013|
Is the half-dead looking woman still on?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/10/2013|
That looks horrible.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/10/2013|
I don't like this show and I don't watch this show because I like the LA one much better. However, these guys are HOT! are they all gay? How about Ryan Serhant? That tall ex gay porn star is such a queen! Yuck!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/10/2013|
If the show stuck even remotely to real estate, I'd watch, but it is to the real estate business what Carrie Bradshaw was to journalism.
I've long ago had it with "personality"-driven reality shows, especially ones that don't even bother to affect a semblance of some reality beyond bitch fights and dating woes.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/10/2013|
R13, that is true, I agree.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/10/2013|
PPSM is growing on me
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/10/2013|
[quote]PPSM is growing on me
Like a fungus?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/10/2013|
[quote] God how I want to hate Ryan, but I just can't.
There really is something charmingly obnoxious about Ryan. He's a real douchebag asshole, but in a somewhat harmless way.
He can act that way now, but after he hits forty, it'll be pathetic.
Did anyone else pick up on a bi/gay vibe between Ryan and the other agent Oren? I swear I felt some HEAVY sexual chemistry between those two. They had this very longing look between them... I don't know what it is, but there's something there.
Ryan seems the type to let a guy blow him if he was very drunk. And he really overdoes the flirting and sex talk with women schtick to the point where it makes me question his believeability. I say he's bi.
Also, there was this weird, and I mean WEIRD flirtation/lovey vibe that I picked up on between Luis and his twin. When they said they loved each other, his twin made some very coy faces, as if there were this "secret" between them.
Although both twins were dancing and flirting with girls, I'd say that they were much more atrracted to each other. And NO, I'm not projecting. Watch the episode and see for yourself. Those two boys are hiding something.
Oh, and Frederik still creeps me out.
MDL NY is so much better than the LA version.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/10/2013|
I was on the phone and turned the sound down when Luis' brother popped up and I just assumed from the body language that they were bf's. Is this a twin thing? Those Kock brothers on Playing With Fire were a little too into eachother, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/10/2013|
I saw Ryan on the street last summer. Gotta say, very hot in person. Loves taking his shirt off on the show and another hot underwear sighting in the season 2 premiere. Definitely get a bi vibe.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/10/2013|
r20, I saw Ryan on the street last year as well. Definitely a handsome guy, but is he still claiming he's late 20s. Looks more like late 30s.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/10/2013|
Come on, Ryan is an actor! His role on the show is so over the top (jumping into a pool at an open house)
I think he's adorable and amusing.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/10/2013|
Who was the guy who looked like Jerry Seinfeld?
The only people I remember from this show was Ryan and the Sweden/Finland guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/10/2013|
I think that was Ryan's client.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/10/2013|
I can't believe none of you commented on Ryan's bare ass shot in the opening scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/10/2013|
I thought that the actors who play real estate agents had all previously been gay porn stars & male escorts?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/10/2013|
was this the episode on last night r25? (where he jumped in the pool?) if so I didn't see the ass. odd.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/10/2013|
Here's Ryan's "friend" and fellow realtor, Oren Alexander. He's smoking hot. I can see why he and Ryan are attracted to each other.
Are they also both runway models? What were they doing in the fashion show together?
In any case, I'd love to see Ryan and Oren having hot passionate sex together.
If you watch the show again, you'll see that Ryan had better chemistry with Oren than he ever had with any female on the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/10/2013|
Was I imagining things, or were Luis and his twin brother holding hands and being touchy feely with each other in the Puerto Rican club?
They're both cute but Luis is much hotter, and his brother is a bit more fem.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/10/2013|
I knew gay twins in college who were all touchy like that. It was sort of odd, like they were making love to themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/10/2013|
[quote] I didn't see the ass. odd.
Watch this video clip from Bravo. Ryan's ass appears in the first minute.
It's real, and it's SPECtacular!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/10/2013|
I think Ryan's gay based on the evidence I've seen. He went to Hollywood to act but was not successful in landing jobs after the soap gig. He then became a real estate agent. Acting and real estate are two professions with a lot of gay men. He's turned to theater to act occasionally and done a couple gay plays. His physique is like an underwear model which some gay men have and many more want to have. He's well-groomed and well-spoken. He's attended gay events. He's single. When I add all those things up I come to the conclusion he's gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/10/2013|
What gay plays was he in?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/10/2013|
Link to pics of Ryan's fine fine ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/10/2013|
I get a closeted gay vibe from Ryan, which along with his "I'm such a cute douchebag" schtick just about makes him unwatchable. Frederick has his own issues, but the fact that he's not a closet case is a win in my book.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/10/2013|
I don't get a gay vibe from him at all. I get typical late 20something NYC hyper-focused white career guy who reads Details whose personality is a little 'enhanced' by the reality show thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/10/2013|
R32 is totally correct.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/10/2013|
Isn't Ryan the guy who shaves all his body hair every day? I seem to remember last year there was a shower scene where he was shaving his arm hair
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/10/2013|
R33 You're going to have to find them because I can't. Last year, when the first season premiered links to two different gay plays came up during an online search. Now, I can't find it.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/10/2013|
R18 I'm not 100% sure if I would classify a guy who gets drunk or high and lets a guy blow him as "bi", but I have known many, and he sure as hell seems like one. By the way, not being a smart ass here, but DO you consider an otherwise straight guy who once or twice loses his inhibitions in the midst of a desire for a good blow job, gay or bi?? Just wondering because I have had similar passive flings with ladies twice, but I would not could not reciprocate. I don't even like my own puss that much, and I sure don't want my face in someone else's.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/10/2013|
I'm sure everyone starting out in show biz shaves a couple of years off, but I genuinely think Ryan could not be over 30. Plus nearly everyone I've ever seen in person looks a couple of years younger and "fresher" in person.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/10/2013|
When this show was discussed last season, I thought it had been confirmed that Ryan was Bi.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/11/2013|
So based on that intro clip, he wakes up at 4:30 am, then goes to bed at midnight or 1:00am. How does someone exist on 4 hours of sleep?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/11/2013|
No dear, he gets up at 4:23 am! Who the fuck sets their alarm for such an arbitrary time??
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/11/2013|
Why did Michael from last season quit the show. Or was he cut? I thought he was a nice balance to the other two sharks. Nice guy. Maybe a little dim. Definitely clueless. Possibly gay. But, still entertaining.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/11/2013|
The gay porn star is fugly and weird. Small dick for a porn star too...
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/11/2013|
I'm going to guess that Michael was cut because he was boring and not very attractive. This franchise is much better than the LA franchise in my opinion. That franchise went down hill when they let Chad Rodgers go.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/11/2013|
[quote]So based on that intro clip, he wakes up at 4:30 am, then goes to bed at midnight or 1:00am. How does someone exist on 4 hours of sleep?
That must be more scripted bullshit because no one could exist on so little sleep for an extended period, especially if they worked out everyday.
I'm pretty confident that all three of the guys are gay. Some blog last year said that Ryan was known to be gay, but was playing straight for the show. Luis is clearly gay, but I'm sure Bravo will want him to pretend to be straight to attract female viewers. This show is 99% scripted, so don't believe most of what you see.
Fredrick had a hot male assistant last season. I hope he still works for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/11/2013|
Hate this show, why hasn't it been cancelled yet? The only thing I like is looking at the houses. The last episode I watched was STUPID!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/11/2013|
Funny, next to the Housewives , Tope Chef and Tabitha, I think it's the best thing on Bravo, love the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/11/2013|
I hate MDLNY. I want to punch Frederik in the cock, over and over, without sucking it.
Give me Good Josh on MDLLA and sweet grandma Edith any day. And R47 was right: LA was better with Chad than with Bad Josh, who stinks up all of Los Angeles County.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/11/2013|
Wow, who's posting on this thread? Of course Ryan is gay -- I thought that this was taken for granted. He's an actor on a Bravo show, people. The funniest part this past episode was when he said to Fredrik, "Do you want to date me?" and then followed it up not with "Because I don't swing that way" as a straight guy would, but with a remark about how Fredrik wanted him to take his pants off. The whole thing is winking at the audience at this point.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/11/2013|
[quote]That must be more scripted bullshit because no one could exist on so little sleep for an extended period, especially if they worked out everyday.
Donald Trump claims to only sleep four hours a night. I listened to one of his stupid books on tape (How To Become a Billionaire or some shit like that) and that was one of the "tips" he gave--sleep no more than four hours a night. Riiiiight.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/11/2013|
Is Ryan still pretending to be straight?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/11/2013|
His parents must be so proud.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/11/2013|
Even my ass is better than his!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/11/2013|
of course ryan is gay, straight men dont have asses
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/11/2013|
[quote]straight men dont have asses
They do if they play the right sports.
Hockey, Track, Soccer...
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/11/2013|
This is why Michael is not on the show this season (at least, according to Michael). The linked article also reveals how fake everything is:
"Michael Lorber, a broker at Elliman and the son of its chairman, Howard Lorber, said he decided to quit the show after the first season because it did little for his business. It is filled with scenes recreated for the cameras, he said. Scenes of the brokers waking up in the morning, for instance, were often filmed in the afternoon. One time the producers asked him to dress in winter clothing in the summer to walk into a building, for a shot that would be added to a show that had been taped long before. “It was so stupid,” he said."
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/15/2013|
[quote] So based on that intro clip, he wakes up at 4:30 am, then goes to bed at midnight or 1:00am. How does someone exist on 4 hours of sleep?
He's 25 years old, Mary. That's how.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/15/2013|
Luis is so damn hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/16/2013|
Luis needs to go away. But his brother can stay cuz he's hot.
Amazing how Sandy's devastation of downtown Manhattan turned into all about Ryan and Ryan's realization that he has no friends. Poor baby.
At least he treated us to another shirtless situp scene. He's fine as long as he keeps his mouth shut.
Frederick annoys me the least. At least he seems focused, professional and good at his job.
The other two are clowns.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/16/2013|
[quote]Luis needs to go away. But his brother can stay cuz he's hot.
Then Luis must be hot as well, since it's his twin brother!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/16/2013|
Honey, they may be twins but one is hot and one is....not. Maybe I just can't get past Luis' annoying personality and see the hotness.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/16/2013|
Unless there's nudity in each episode there's nothing worth coming back for. Those two apartments featured in this episode sucked and the drama over Sandy was ridiculous. 'Oh my god, the traffic lights are out!'
And is Ryan prematurely gray? I can't believe that he's 28.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/17/2013|
I was not effected by Sandy, even though I live close to NYC. So I am glad the show took a break for the usual story lines and featured what happened to the three guys during the blackout.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/17/2013|
I think when the show was about to start there was an article about the cast mentioning the gay porn star and the bi soap actor; I think Bravo decided that Ryan needed to appear straight to attract a certain demographic.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/17/2013|
They are twins but, I actually find Luis the hot one and the brother, not so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/17/2013|
Bravo marathon today until 6:00 p.m. EST.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/17/2013|
I like the show, but it is the fakest thing on tv.
No agent comes up on their initial offer by 3 million dollars after a 2 minute conversation!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/17/2013|
This is the fakest show on TV. I couldn't believe how stupid and contrived the dueling open houses story was.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/17/2013|
Agreed. The fakest thing on TV, and that's really saying something these days.
I hate Bravo. It's clear that they hire these guys and have them pretend to be straight, when it's clear they've all been bent over Randy Andy's casting couch. It's offensive. Why not just let them be out?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||05/17/2013|
Don't the negative portrayals hurt the guys' businesses? Who would hire them? I would never use a real estate agent who acts like a spoiled teenage girl on national TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||05/17/2013|
Ryan IS wearing a very obvs wig/hairsystem this season, but he's still hot.
Douchey but NICE ass.
Does Fredrick have tattoed eyeliner? I love his bitchiness.
The new one is too short and is trying too hard... but he's an improvement from last season's schlub.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/17/2013|
You could stuff a mattress with Luis's body hair. I can't deal with all that.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||05/17/2013|
Ryan's douchiness keep him from being hot. Between the blindingly white uni-tooth, the wig and the awful personality, I just can't. He's like a used car salesman. Anyone who works that hard to maintain his 'hotness' is just not hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||05/17/2013|
Fredrik has that greasy/waxy look from too much Botox.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||05/17/2013|
Luis is a mini-man, but still hot. Although it was a bit strange seeing him wake up, and get out of bed in his boxers. From the back, her looked like a 12 year old kid, then he turns around , and he's Sasquatch. A little disconcerting, yet something hot about that little guy , with all that hair. Looks like he'd have tiny peen, except for the fact he's Puerto Rican, so who knows ?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/17/2013|
Eww Louis is nasty. Strange how he went from "I left home when I was 16" to "I need to call my mommy she will be so worried." He looks like he has very strong body odor and horrible breath. His twin has gross teeth too. Nothing says poor like fucked up teeth.
Ryan... late 30's no doubt. Gay. But flirts with all sexes. Looks poz.
FrederiK. Oh dear. Mess. I selling his shitty 2 bed apartment for #3.2 million.
I like the arrogant sellers on this show. That's the best to see how crazy they are. "We wont budge on the price of $8.5 million". OK, good luck with that.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||05/17/2013|
Did you see Luis over-the-top hair styling regimen in the first episode? And then the hair spray came out. Sorry, but any guy who spends that much time and effort on their hair, and then shellacs it with hair spray, is a douche.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||05/17/2013|
Luis probably wears a Bump It to gives himself a couple of more inches. And I haven't noticed the shoes yet but I imagine there's a pretty solid heel there.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||05/17/2013|
I wanked off Fredrik at The Cock a couple of years ago. He's deeply unsexy in person.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||05/17/2013|
Frederick's father is GAY!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||05/17/2013|
Fredrik reminds me disconcertingly of Perez Hilton.
Luis' undone hair was shown in the "Sandy" episode; he had a big "part." But he's still muy cute!
Ryan has a hair weave?! I'll need to be more observant next episode.
I missed the denouement of the "But I gave my WORD that you would sell this off-market for 3.7!" of Luis. So, did the greedy sellers back off 3.8?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||05/17/2013|
How overdone eyebrows, Fredrik. It is terrifying to behold.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||05/17/2013|
How do we know Ryan has a huge cock? This may redeem him if it's big enough
|by Anonymous||reply 85||05/17/2013|
Luis is my favorite, huge improvement over the guy last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||05/17/2013|
If you think this is the fakest show on TV then you've never seen Breaking Amish.
But, yes, way too much of it is staged (i.e. Ryan and Luis showing apartments in the same building at the same time - seriously, the doorman sent Ryan's guests to Luis's apartment? And agreed to it on camera? I think not. He could be fired for that.)
|by Anonymous||reply 87||05/17/2013|
[quote]Luis probably wears a Bump It
|by Anonymous||reply 88||05/17/2013|
[quote] What's that?
Haha. Flyover frau hair product to make big hair.
Frederik is totally creepy and caveman looking. He actually seems like a dork.
I don't know why you all hate Luis. He seems to be very friendly and cute. He has such bright, expressive eyes and a great smile.
Ryan is so douchey, but I giggle at his silliness throughout the show. He's like the Josh Flagg of MDLNY.
Can't wait until Season 3 when Ryan comes out of the closet like Josh did, and introduces us to his boyfriend. I'm curious to see what is Ryan's "type."
|by Anonymous||reply 89||05/17/2013|
Question...I haven't seen much of it this season...is Luis supposed to be straight??? Because his face screams "I smell CUPCAKES!!!", and it's not the only thing about him that's screaming.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||05/17/2013|
[quote] is Luis supposed to be straight??? Because his face screams "I smell CUPCAKES!!!", and it's not the only thing about him that's screaming.
He has made no mention of his sexuality. However, he's only 26 so he could still be deciding.
Luis comes across as a possible straight guy, but he also has his gay moments. And Puerto Ricans can be hard to detect because many are kind of flashy with big personalities.
If I had to wager, I'd say gay/bi and he's in love with his brother.
I mentioned this before, but when he went out with his twin to the salsa bar, they were both drinking, and he said "I love you man (or bro)," and his brother Daniel looked at him with this weird kind of sexy love look, and he actually LICKED HIS LIPS. It was the weirdest thing ever.
Watch the premiere episode of Season 2 and you'll see exactly what I'm talking about.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||05/17/2013|
Bump-it; "Flyover frau hair product to make big hair."
No, that would be a Jersey/Outer boroughs item.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||05/18/2013|
[quote]This is the fakest show on TV.
No high end realtors in NY have bitch fights in front of potential clients at legit open houses. NONE. The open houses on this show are all fake and staged with extras and friends for the cameras. If anyone in my office ever said "fuck you" to another broker in front of a client we'd be fired on the spot.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||05/18/2013|
When realtors go to an open house they walk through the place in about 5 minutes, grab a brochure, and then head out the door to the next open house. They certainly don't hang around and salsa dance like they're at a fun party. You'd think from watching this show that being a realtor is all about attending fabulous house parties.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||05/18/2013|
Guys, it's a reality show. Not real reality. Not a documentary. If they showed real realtors, doing real things, no one would watch it, because the average day of a typical realtor is boring. It's reality - heightened and sweetened with a soap opera script and clever editing and cute boys. If you're looking for real, real go down to your local Century 21 office and shadow them for a day. In the mean time, let's stop talking about fake and about Ryan's fat 9 inchers and sweet ass and Luis being a demanding bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||05/18/2013|
I disagree, R96. I'm much more interested in the reality of high-end NYC real estate than any silly scripted drama. And I'd rather see the real private lives of these guys, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||05/18/2013|
I have a feeling that Ryan is the demanding bottom and Luis is a top.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||05/18/2013|
Well go pitch that show r97. You and a handful of others will love it. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be enjoying Ryan and Luis.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/18/2013|
Why haven't we gotten to the bottom of why OP says Ryan has a huge cock?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/18/2013|
Ryan has beautiful long fingers. I think he has a nicely sized dick, and fat.
Having said that, I don't like his body. He looks too barrel-chested or "heavy" in the stomach area, leading me to surmise he's 40????
|by Anonymous||reply 100||05/18/2013|
Ryan will come out as gay before he comes out as forty.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/18/2013|
What soap opera was Ryan on? Was it just a 2-day part?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/18/2013|
All three are playing a role at odds with who they really are, none more than Ryan...and I am saying this as someine who likes him.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/18/2013|
New guy is totally creepy, don't like him at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||05/18/2013|
Ryan is another closeted asshole like that Madison douchebag, who came out.
I do love the Puerto Rican guy whose accent comes and goes. It's a great, fake reality show.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/18/2013|
[quote]I do love the Puerto Rican guy whose accent comes and goes
Lol! i didn't notice that at firsts, but I think you're right.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/18/2013|
You don't ever want to get involved with someone who is as close to their twin as Luis is. The twin sibling will always come first before you and your relationship. It's like dating a Mama's boy, only you're in competition with the twin rather than the mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||05/18/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 108||05/18/2013|
Luis should keep his clothes on. The scene of him getting out of bed in his boxers in the last episode wasn't pretty. Leave the beefcake shots to Ryan. He's a dope but he has a nice Chelsea body.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||05/19/2013|
Speak for yourself, r110. Luis is one sexy cub!
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/19/2013|
What's that queen Madison from the LA show doing these days?
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/19/2013|
I felt sorry for Ryan when he said that he didn't have anyone. With a cock the size of Texas, you would think he would have a bevvy of beauties to spend time with.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/19/2013|
"With a cock the size of Texas, you would think he would have a bevvy of beauties to spend time with."
Not everyone is into dildoes. And I'm not just talking about Ryan. I'm talking about his enormous dick, which is right next to his enormous butt plug on the bedside table.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/19/2013|
It looks like Fredric has had some success, but who with money would trust any of these three with their listing? Compared to the firms in Selling New York, even the Kliers, these three look like shady clowns.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/20/2013|
Ryan has a painting of himself in his bedroom. He showed this on the Today Show.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/20/2013|
All three ladies will be joining Andrea Cohen on WWHL right after the show tonite so don't touch that dial!
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/22/2013|
awww ryan is all .... alone.
love how freidrich is still trying to sell apartments in the dark, below canal, right after Sandy and thinking someone is going to buy!
tacky walgreens scented candles in the MARBLE HOUSE - oh the shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||05/22/2013|
Luis has a tiny, warm, moist and inviting anus
|by Anonymous||reply 118||05/22/2013|
The properties sure are underwhelming on this show sure are underwhelming compared to L.A. Small, ugly apartments for $4million that would rent for $700 a month anywhere else. Yawn.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||05/22/2013|
A. What person on a realtor show would allow a film crew (of men) to film them taking a shower totally nude. Yes, he did turn around.
B. Why was it necessary to show his full ass?
C. Since when is it allowed to show a man's ass on TV?
|by Anonymous||reply 120||05/22/2013|
why does the person keep posting that Ryan has a big dick?
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/22/2013|
Patty's apartment was fugly. Who would pay $1+ million for that?
I loathe Luis more and more
Ryan is a bad actor but he sure is entertaining
I don't know if it's the tint on my tv or what but all three are on the Cohen show right now and they're wearing waaaaaaaaaay too much lipstick and blush.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||05/22/2013|
Ryan is definitely my shame fuck! Mmmm
|by Anonymous||reply 123||05/22/2013|
[quote] Since when is it allowed to show a man's ass on TV?
Since like 20 years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||05/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 125||05/22/2013|
They were on Watch What Happens Live tonight. Ryan kept looking at his watch. He looked like he wanted to leave, he looked uncomfortable. Andy asked him if he had a girlfriend. He said yes. Andy then asked how long they were together. Ryan then became evasive. Seemed he wanted to get off the subject.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||05/22/2013|
Ryan's look is very porcine. He makes me realize just how important nice eyes are to the face. That is the little part holding him back from being really hot. Doesn't he look like he would be cast to sit in the house at the head of the table in an adaptation of Animal Farm?
I will take my hot daddy Shaun Osher of Selling New York's Core any day over these three. I think I have pleasured myself on more than a handful of occasions thinking of sucking him off under his desk.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||05/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 128||05/22/2013|
RE 126 - If that really is Ryan, and his dick ( which looks fine) , how come his ass looks so flat here. Somethings strange ???
|by Anonymous||reply 129||05/22/2013|
That is so not Ryan in r126's link - look at the NOSE.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||05/23/2013|
Does Miss Cohen really think his audience is so moronic that they don't realize he is a PRODUCER on these shows? He talks to these guests as if he is some clueless interviewer who knows absolutely nothing about them. Really?
Playing up Ryan as this major pussyhound was uncomfortabe for all. Whether Ryan is straight or not, the questions were ridiculous. Miss Cohen reads like a drunk sorority girl at a sleepover.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||05/23/2013|
You are so wrong R132, he is not a producer of any of these shows
|by Anonymous||reply 132||05/23/2013|
People who watch trash television are the human embodiment of trash itself.
You're the bottom feeders of society, the most ignorant, clueless and least productive.
But by all means, carry on and watch your show about a vapid queen and a processed Puerto Rican. You know, cause New York has so very few of those.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||05/23/2013|
Kyle owns a percentage of the show
|by Anonymous||reply 134||05/23/2013|
Oh come on R134. An hour now and then of trash TV can be relaxing and entertaining. Man does not live on Masterpiece Theater alone.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||05/23/2013|
Yet R134 posts on a trash website in a trash thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||05/23/2013|
Did you see how much makeup Ryan was wearing on WWHL? Bronzer, blush, lip stain, and PINK EYESHADOW. He looked ridiculous. Are they trying to beard him with old NY Housewives? Last year he was allegedly dating Sonja Morgan, and this year Kelly Bennsimon.
Luis came off poorly in this episode with his unethical behavior. I'm sure it was all scripted, but why would he allow his reputation to be damaged like that on national TV? He must really be a famewhore.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||05/23/2013|
I think Luis believes that any publicity is good publicity. But, yeah, it's bad enough to deceive brokers by sending out photoshopped pics of the townhouse but showing HOW he did it was truly stupid.
Oh, and if he sat in the cube next to mine and spoke that loudly i would toss feces over the wall to shut him up.
Arriba that, bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||05/23/2013|
9quote0why would he allow his reputation to be damaged like that on national TV?
Honey, call him Helen Keller, because he's a miracle worker.
Ryan couldn't get out of there faster. Surrounded by assholes, Luis couldn't keep his hands off of him, The Swede is just psychotic and then you have the drunk host.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||05/23/2013|
The whole Windows storyline was so fake. You could see how that one was going to turn out a mile away. I hope the writers are getting paid a lot of money this season.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||05/23/2013|
Ryan was unusually subdued last night. I think he's a lot like Nene (only smaller - and with more make-up)... if he's not the center of attention then he's bored and unfocussed. Clearly, Luis was hogging up the spotlight. I don't think Frederick cares. Many Cohen is better in small doses. But i do love when someone pisses him off and Cunty Cohen comes out.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||05/23/2013|
Luis is so fucking annoying with that stupid laugh of his.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||05/23/2013|
Probably the FAKEST episode of the FAKEST show on tv (scripted or not).
Yet I watch.
And if that is indeed Ms. Serhant, he has a wonderful penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||05/23/2013|
It was funny when Andy asked Luis if his twin brother played for his team. Luis didn't understand the question and said "Yes!"
|by Anonymous||reply 144||05/23/2013|
Ryan has to maintain his hotness for business reasons, not just for vanity. He probably deducts the costs from his taxes.
His attractiveness is a real weapon when it comes to sales.
Maybe he really does work 20 hours a day, but that could be a means of hiding and an excuse for his lack of friends. I'm curious about him. Since I think he's cute I have a whole fantasy in which he just needs a little help to have a more balanced, happy life. But who knows. Someone who looks like that and meets a lot of people through work would have to be really strange or really neurotic to have no friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||05/23/2013|
Check out the "Ryan's New Crib" video at the link. He's so desperate to impress he must have grown up poor and/or with low self-esteem. He's Bravo's Jay Gatsby (Look at all my clothes!).
And look at the apartment and him. I'm sorry--that is not a straight man.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||05/23/2013|
Ryan seems cool. He's just a famewhore. I'm sure he has friends, but it's just a storyline.
Luis is harmless. Again, many Puerto Ricans are like him. Loud, love to laugh, love to party, love to have fun.
Frederik is boring as hell. He was trying hard to be interesting, but he's just not. I don't know what that hot guy sees in him except for $ signs.
[quote] But i do love when someone pisses him off and Cunty Cohen comes out.
Andy's not cunty - he's SHADY.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||05/23/2013|
My DVR has better taste than I do. It keeps erasing the show before I get to watch it.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||05/24/2013|
thank you r147 he's just adorable. mmm ryan and sad zebras
|by Anonymous||reply 149||05/24/2013|
When exactly did Ryan become some high-profile realtor? Wasn't it not too long ago that he was on some cheap competition series for a bit part on As The World Turns?
|by Anonymous||reply 150||05/24/2013|
Ryan's condo is beautiful, Luis is still annoying, Frederick is Frederick, very very successful and leave Andy alone, he's one of us.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||05/24/2013|
A million-dollar listing in NYC could be filmed aqt 128th and Lexington these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||05/24/2013|
[quote]leave Andy alone, he's one of us.
You can have the old Lush.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||05/24/2013|
r134 spends his time trashing the trashy!
If there is anything lower than watching this show, certainly spending ones time trolling and trashing it on message boards is just a wee bit lower.
Here's a message for you, Mary: Your post proves you are not immune to the impulse of participating in societies lowest form of entertainment - anonymous criticism of one's fellow man on internet message boards.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||05/24/2013|
Fine by me R154!!
|by Anonymous||reply 155||05/24/2013|
I like Frederick when he's not playing it up for the cameras. He seems like he'd be a good, loyal boyfriend, despite the porn past. He's definitely the best realtor out of the three.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||05/24/2013|
Ryan couldn't come off more gay in that video if he had put on a dress, wig and heels. And that shark painting is AWFUL. Not to mention the portrait of himself! WTF. Ryan never has sex because he is too in love with himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||05/24/2013|
>>> What's that queen Madison from the LA show doing these days?
Prelubing and attempting to be cast as a guest star on MDL-NY now that he's heard about the size of the Serhant member.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||05/24/2013|
One "e". ONE "E"!
|by Anonymous||reply 159||05/24/2013|
Did Ryan recently win a golf tournament or something? That green jacket is as atrocious as his vile personality.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||05/24/2013|
That Chinese lady's storyline was SO fake!!! lol it was ridiculous.
She delivered her lines like she was reading from a script!
And btw, how does the career of making bows, translate into million dollar apartments in NYC? Is she selling crack on the side?
That storyline was so hilariously over-the-top fake that it put most of Josh Flagg's fake storylines to SHAME.
And the gift of the pet pig at the end was like the cherry on top!
Of all Bravo shows, both Million Dollar Listing LA and NY are camp classics, filled with bitchy and campy queens.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||05/24/2013|
Fredrick used to do porn....is that an old story?
|by Anonymous||reply 162||05/24/2013|
Luis seems like he has psychological issues, despite his tiny, warm, hairless and inviting anus...
|by Anonymous||reply 163||05/25/2013|
Sorry 162, I found nothing fake about that story line. Asian women are such nasty bitches, have the first nickel they ever made.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||05/25/2013|
What about the woman who wanted to buy the Chinese woman's apartment SIGHT UNSEEN? This bitch is gonna pay over $1 million based on photos she saw online? Just because she wanted to a 2 bedroom in that building? Plus, sorry, but that apartment wasn't worth a million.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||05/25/2013|
r164, hairless? Did you miss how hairy the rest of him was during the blackout?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||05/25/2013|
I hate them all, including fugly, arrogant Fredrik. Does Luis have back hair?
|by Anonymous||reply 167||05/25/2013|
[quote] This bitch is gonna pay over $1 million based on photos she saw online?
I hope Luis didn't take the photos, or else she's going to be REALLY surprised.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||05/25/2013|
You can be hairy and still have a hairless anus. Why do you think they made the no no??
|by Anonymous||reply 169||05/26/2013|
Luis is a total hottie, hair and all!
|by Anonymous||reply 170||05/26/2013|
I prefer Ryan
|by Anonymous||reply 171||05/26/2013|
I realize this is bordering on pathological, but I am developing a girl crush on Frederik this season. Last season I could not stand him. His personality seems to have mellowed a bit, and he doesn't seem quite so egotistical. And there is something about his puggish face that I find cute now. Plus, he's obviously very smart, and I like them tall.
I still get a kick out of Ryan, even though he is as transparent as glass. He's oddly likable even with his narcissism. Like his putting that hairband with a bow on top on at the Chinese lady's apartment. That shows me that he doesn't take himself/image too seriously. I'm still betting he is straight. He reminds me of every guy I ever dated/married(except they were more cerebral.)Because he's so pretty, and groomed within an inch of his life, I can see how he would automatically be seen as gay. But I'm the old gal with the gayest gaydar going, and he isn't pinging at all. He is a simple minded frat boy who won the genetic lottery and I bet he treats women like shit. BUT, I think he's into women. As for the modeling gig, Ashton Kutcher got his start as an A list runway model in NY and he is never even talked about at DL as being bi-gay. I bet they have very similar natures. The Rican guy is just a hilarious joke, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 172||05/26/2013|
Tell me that a business making bows out of a closet buys you a 2 million dollar apartment?
|by Anonymous||reply 173||05/26/2013|
Btw, I saw Ryan at the Gant store on bleeker a few weeks ago. He is hot and tall. He looked like he just came from the gym in a tight t shirt and shorts...
|by Anonymous||reply 174||05/26/2013|
Luis has that Ricky Martin kinda of phony, perky, always happy and smiling kind of demeanor, which I find extremely annoying.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||05/26/2013|
Luis is nothing like Ricky Martin in demeanor, behavior, personality, or persona.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||05/26/2013|
I'm sorry but I would crawl across broken glass to get a piece of Ryan. He is a bit douchey, but that can easily be overlooked. He doesn't seem evil or spiteful. Just a harmless, goofy guy that perhaps overcompensates a little with material things. Sounds like a lot of gay men I know...
|by Anonymous||reply 177||05/26/2013|
R174 Please don't tell me that you think the Chines lady made her money on those ribbons? She has grandchildren, hence she had children and was married. I eel certain that her money was gained through marriage whether she is widowed or divorced. That ribbon/bow thing is just a silly little way for her to harness her dilettante-ish energies.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||05/26/2013|
"What about the woman who wanted to buy the Chinese woman's apartment SIGHT UNSEEN? This bitch is gonna pay over $1 million based on photos she saw online? Just because she wanted to a 2 bedroom in that building?"
Watch and listen again, she said she already lived in the building and knew the apt.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||05/27/2013|
Ryan's got a hot body (what an ass!) and attractive face. He's very stylish. I think he got bad veneers on his teeth since last season. They are hard to look at! But I love his body... Has a couple of ounces of fat in the right places and nice musculature... not starvingly skinny. Certainly not in his late 20's. I'd work over that ass from now to forever.
Fredrik is a train wreck. Waaaay too much drama.
And now, Luis... I am so right there with the previous poster who said there was unmistakable chemistry between him and the brother. It seems to me that Luis is the firebrand and the brother is the more quiet type. I am going to guess that Luis is straight but the brother... not so much. The brother is envious of Luis' looks, personality and persona, and wants to be him, but can't come out of his shell.
Did anyone else notice the blonde that was in bed with Luis when he woke up the morning after the hurricane? You can see her head buried under the covers, lying on the pillow. Not sure if it was the next door neighbor but it was definitely a female.
Interesting characters, all of them, and the NYC real estate is certainly fascinating, even if these are exaggerated stories, none of which are borne out by searching public records (streeteasy.com).
|by Anonymous||reply 180||05/27/2013|
I cannot bring myself to like Luis after the dishonest, photoshopped apartment pics. That is unethical on so many levels and if this wasn't a television show, he would have been fired. He damaged his brand and that of his company. I don't know what possessed him to ever have that shown on television. I certainly would never hire this kid as my realtor.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||05/27/2013|
Fredrik is way too animated, and he mugs to the camera too much. All those tics just makes me nervous watching him.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||05/27/2013|
All of those last minute deals by phone calls have to be PAs calling from another room. Isn't it lucky how just when things look their worst a new buyer will swoop in and save the day?
This last episode didn't have any good real estate to look at either.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||05/27/2013|
[quote]What person on a realtor show would allow a film crew (of men) to film them taking a shower totally nude. Yes, he did turn around.
I don't understand this either. So his cock is on film and he's totally fine with that? Isn't he afraid everyone in the editing room is looking at it and that Andy Cohen is looking at it?
|by Anonymous||reply 184||05/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 185||05/27/2013|
r185, don't you think andy has already seen it?
|by Anonymous||reply 186||05/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 187||05/27/2013|
His brother doesn't look gay. But Ryan looks gay as fuck. They have a weird relationship, calling each other Big Bro and Lil' Bro. Creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||05/27/2013|
Luis creeps me out big time, shady,nasty little fucker. I wouldn't trust him one iota.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||05/27/2013|
He has a double chin, no?
|by Anonymous||reply 190||05/27/2013|
Ryan's net worth is $5 million and is a hand and foot model.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||05/27/2013|
Knew he was a hand model, but those feet at r188 look jacked!
|by Anonymous||reply 192||05/27/2013|
Luis is VERY immature. He's got a lot to learn.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||05/27/2013|
YOU've got a lot to learn.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||05/27/2013|
So do YOU!
|by Anonymous||reply 195||05/27/2013|
R180 Even if I lived in the building and knew the apartment, for that money, I'd want to see it again. And, frankly, it wasn't a great apartment and certainly not worth that price.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||05/27/2013|
Why would Ryan care if Miss Andy saw his cock and balls on film? Don't you know how the casting process works on MDLNY? I am sure Miss Andy has already been intimately involved with Ryan's genitals.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||05/27/2013|
Andy Cohen is the Liberace of Reality TV
|by Anonymous||reply 198||05/27/2013|
Yes, Miss Cohen needs to check out all the amenities and "square footage" before she casts these shows.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||05/27/2013|
He's obviously very confident with his body. He admitted he's a lonely workaholic though.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||05/27/2013|
His anus is wonderfully warm, musky, moist, with a hint of All Temperature Cheer...
|by Anonymous||reply 201||05/28/2013|
No matter how confident I am with my body I wouldn't want nude footage to be floating out there. I would always feel uneasy knowing that it's out there.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||05/28/2013|
agreed. The nudity never goes away
|by Anonymous||reply 203||05/29/2013|
Why would someone's anus smell like All Temperature Cheer?
|by Anonymous||reply 204||05/29/2013|
Ryan kept the pig? really?
Speaking of pigs, I really can't stand Luis.
Frederick is getting a little too fake and over the top. And, for this show, that's really saying something.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||05/30/2013|
As long as they are going to have a scripted show, they might as well make it interesting. Snore.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||05/30/2013|
I was sucked in by that music video? But I missed the outcome of the phone call to Ryan. Ryan is a fat person waiting to happen. Look at that pasty face and squinty eyes. I'm sure he was husky as a kid.
Luis is slime. Frederick is too much.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||05/30/2013|
Luis is too "on" all the time. It would be exhausting to be around him 24/7. It makes him come across as fake and unprofessional.
Ryan seems tired of all the scripted bullshit this season. He usually has this "I can't believe they're making me do this shit" look on his face. He's probably pretty normal in real life.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||05/30/2013|
Does Luis wear lip gloss?
|by Anonymous||reply 209||05/30/2013|
all three of these guys are unappealing and unlikable in their own way
and someone should tell Fredrik to stop do that freaky big bird manuever--its really creepy
|by Anonymous||reply 210||05/30/2013|
the scenes from the next episode seem interesting - as if Luis will actually learn what an A list broker does to sell a property by seeing how Fredrick uses staging and a huge party to sell.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||05/30/2013|
[quote]Ryan kept the pig? really?
He should have named it Fredrik. And introduced his namesake to him. :)
|by Anonymous||reply 212||05/30/2013|
It's all so over the top. NO ONE has lives like this. Every moment so glamorously "New York," with money and power and sex swirling all around every waking moment. ROFL. It's hilarious! Ryan works till midnight and then gets up at 4:20 every morning and looks like THAT? Groomed to the teeth. It's all a fantasy, like old Hollywood movies used to be. It is like none of them ever take a shit or have bad breath. No one ever is insecure or tired or depressed? And all of their dramas and traumas end up with a nice, neat wrap-up? Life is messy, sloppy, unscripted.
And, as another poster stated, none of these guys are really likeable. They would each get annoying in about five minutes.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||05/30/2013|
Also, I watched this for the first time just about a week ago. Caught an episode while channel surfing and cannot believe this Ryan guy is NOT gay? I instantly assumed ALL these realtors are gay gay gay gay gay. Seriously, I thought that was the premise of the show, gay realtors peddling million dollar properties in NYC.
Would anyone really believe that any of these guys were not gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 214||05/30/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 215||05/30/2013|
There's no such thing as a straight male realtor, interior designer or beautician. That's just a fact.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||05/30/2013|
Luis is hot! He is the only reason I'm watching the show this season.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||05/30/2013|
R218 Hi Luis. No go away.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||05/30/2013|
I like Fredrick the best among them. He's the most business-like and love his clothes.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||05/30/2013|
So Ryan's hair is fake? I had no idea, i saw the episode last night and kept looking at his hair and I couldn't tell at all.... but i'm clueless when it comes to such things.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||05/30/2013|
R220 Finally! Someone who agrees with me!
|by Anonymous||reply 221||05/31/2013|
For those who want to catch up, Bravo is running a marathon of this show starting Sat morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||05/31/2013|
Though he's not my type, Ryan is a nice looking guy. But why does his skin look so shiny? Luis is the only one I'd consider going to bed with.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||05/31/2013|
I think Ryan got new veneers this season because they seem to fit better and he doesn't smile as awkwardly.
Frederick cracks me up because he always seems like he's 'playing' a realtor. His facial expressions are so big you'd think he was in a silent movie or a kiddie pageant.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||05/31/2013|
Did anyone catch when Ryan's pig squatted to take a dump on his rug, they cut to Ryan then back to the pig who was now shitting on one of Ryan's sweaters. Of course, Ryan picked up the sweater and was horrified. At least they found a pig, besides Luis, who can take direction.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||05/31/2013|
I think Luis is cute as a button, love his furry little toned body and his sexy bedroom eyes. Fred is repulsive, zero attraction to that guy. Ryan is kind of hot in a generic kind of way, but his teeth bother me. They're too perfect, they look like dentures.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||05/31/2013|
Ryan's pig is the cutest member of the cast.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||05/31/2013|
[quote]Ryan's pig is the cutest member of the cast.
And the most talented actor. He nailed that "Pig shits on Ryan's sweater" stage direction in the script.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||05/31/2013|
I wonder if someone on the production team put the sweater under the pig. Easier to pay for the production to pay for a sweater than an expensive rug.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||05/31/2013|
That whole selling 6 apartments in a week thing was so fucking fake...when that fat old lady "broker" (no fucking way) told Frederick "No wonder you're the top broker in New York" the Kleiers must have fell over laughing. They sell tons more than he does and they don't ride around in a limo on their show. This whole show is one big sham/scam.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||05/31/2013|
Luis is so fucking creepy, don't know how anyone finds him attractive
|by Anonymous||reply 231||05/31/2013|
Luis IS creepy and also deeply irritating. I want to punch him every time he is on screen.
Fredrick works my nerves too. Enough with the facial expressions, man!
By default, Ryan is the only one I can stand. And he's pretty douchey.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||05/31/2013|
To each his own R232. A lid for every pot, so to speak... There's no accounting for attraction. For instance - I NEVER understood how anyone could find David Beckham, Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp, or Zachary Quinto attractive in the least. Yet, there are millions of queer men who find them completely irresistible.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||05/31/2013|
200+ posts and NO ONE has discussed the fact that Miss Luis has more makeup pancaked on her face than a Dominican tranny from the South Bronx?!?
|by Anonymous||reply 234||05/31/2013|
I like Luis, but I think he has some self loathing issues about being Puerto Rican.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||05/31/2013|
It's pretty bad when the most tolerable person is a professional douchebag like Ryan Serhant.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||05/31/2013|
bump for ryan stories... one of you must see him at the gym?!
|by Anonymous||reply 237||05/31/2013|
[quote]That whole selling 6 apartments in a week thing was so fucking fake.
We didn't see ANY of the deals made. He would have been hysterical, working 24/7 to pull that off yet we saw nothing?
Ryan keeping that pig and letting it sleep in his bed? Do they think we are morons?
I miss "My girlfriend" Victoria and Starly Cakes
|by Anonymous||reply 238||05/31/2013|
Bravo, 10:00 a.m.--2:00 p.m. Saturday, EST.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||05/31/2013|
I love how some of you get so angry with the guys. I'm sure that Ryan is a sweetheart in real life. He's cute and has a huge pole and makes a lot of money. Frederick probably acts over the top for tv and not in real life. Luis is still learning.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||05/31/2013|
Isn't it an amazing coincidence that the eyebrow-less developer that dumped Luis this week is going to hire Fredrick next week? Thank goodness the cameras are there to catch these amazing coincidences. Otherwise no one would believe it.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||05/31/2013|
Well of course he is. Fredrick sold 6 apartments at full price next door in a week without any apparent effort. Wouldn't you want him?
|by Anonymous||reply 242||05/31/2013|
I suspect that this is all fake. Or highly scripted. It plays like a movie script.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||05/31/2013|
[quote]Well of course he is. Fredrick sold 6 apartments at full price next door in a week without any apparent effort. Wouldn't you want him?
Apparently not the actor they hired to play the developer of the building, who thought Fredrick should have raised the price of the apartments if they sold so quickly, LOL. Oh, and Fredrick forgot to wear his booties on more than one occasion.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||05/31/2013|
This newest episode made me like Luis a little more. He seems to be the most genuine of the trio.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||06/05/2013|
Luis is such a hot little cub.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||06/05/2013|
I fell asleep. Twice. The show has really gotten dull.
Luis needs to go.
Was I the only one who was uncomfortable watching him rolling around with that little boy?
|by Anonymous||reply 247||06/06/2013|
r248, No. ...you're the one with issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||06/06/2013|
Luis tried to come across as straight with that little rap song of his. And then they showed him walking down the street in the gayest outfit ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||06/06/2013|
Is Luis gay or straight? Is he pulling a Madison Hildebrand?
|by Anonymous||reply 250||06/06/2013|
Madison is a world all her own. No one can touch it.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||06/06/2013|
Luis has stunning eyes. His attitude is a little too "Ra-Ra-Ra!!!" for my taste but otherwise, he's a likable guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||06/06/2013|
Fredrik is abhorrent. I can't stand that high pitched voice he does.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||06/06/2013|
How does Ryan get his face so shiny? He's one of those guys who looks hot from afar, but the closer you get to him, the less attractive he is. I would do Luis in a heart beat. Gorgeous guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||06/06/2013|
The facial expressions Fredrick pulls are incredible. He only gets away with those pursed lips and blinking eyes because he is 10' tall.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||06/06/2013|
R248 I wasn't uncomfortable in a sexual way but I was definitely turned off because it seemed so insincere and fake.
Oh, wait. The whole show is insincere and fake.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||06/07/2013|
I don't get the whole "Ryan is so hot" thing either. His face is porcine and his personality is dull, dull, dull.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||06/07/2013|
That's because you don't work for Bravo, R258. And porcine describes his face perfectly.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||06/07/2013|
Ryan's teeth this season are awful! Veneers so big that it is affecting his speech.
sadly no longer hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||06/07/2013|
Has Fredrik ever discussed his porn past (either on the show or with Andy Cohen) link?
|by Anonymous||reply 260||06/07/2013|
Its the Tag Eriikson Programme.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||06/07/2013|
Luis has a hot pepper hole...
|by Anonymous||reply 262||06/07/2013|
[quote]Has Fredrik ever discussed his porn past (either on the show or with Andy Cohen) link
He made mention that naked pics of his could be found on the internet on the most recent MDLNY episode. He said it kind of jokingly.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||06/07/2013|
If Ryan didn't have such a shiny face, he'd be perfect, IMO. He needs to lay off the skin peels and exfoliation treatments.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||06/07/2013|
I'd think Andy C. would have grilled him about porn on WWHL.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||06/07/2013|
Totally agree, R248 -- it was not only weirdly sexual, but he also said he was "in love" with the kid, which made it all the more disturbing.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||06/08/2013|
He mentioned it this past week, r261. In a passing way... someone made a suggestive comment to him about him or his body or something like that and he said something like "oh there's plenty of that floating around on the internet". I thought it was a pretty funny line actually.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||06/10/2013|
Another boring episode. For me, Luis is dragging it down. He's exhausting. The Mrs. Robinson angle was dreadful and made Ryan look even gayer.
The pig needs to go. And, by pig, I mean Luis.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||06/12/2013|
yeah, I agree, this show is totally fake. That townhouse in UES on tonight's episode is not even on the market. Luis is so out of his league...
|by Anonymous||reply 269||06/12/2013|
The show was shot a long time ago. The townhouse was probably on the market during the filming.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||06/12/2013|
If Fredrick does that celebratory, Rockettes-esque air kick one more time I'm gonna puke.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||06/12/2013|
As of last year Luis was working at Barney's. I know this for a fact, he waited on me several times. ...so I would guess he's an actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||06/12/2013|
Show is fake. Lots of actors have Real Estate licenses, their Plan B, i guess...
I love Fredrick.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||06/12/2013|
Interesting when you see where the realtors themselves live.
From what I've seen, Frederick's is, of course, beautiful and surprisingly warm and homey.
Ryan's looks cold.
Luis's apartment looks tacky. I spotted a plastic red chair (!)
Also, why does Luis sometimes appear to have a private office on the show and other times they've made a big deal about him sitting in a cube and disturbing his neighbors.
Oh, right! IT'S FAKE! scuzzi!
|by Anonymous||reply 274||06/13/2013|
Luis is an idiot. He thinks all the job requires is charm.
I'd say it's pseudo-reality, not entirely fake. The producers clearly arrange certain events and confrontations, events are probably re-enacted and changed. Clients like last night's cougar are probably coached on what behavior the show wants.
The whole "Luis asks Fredrick for advice and Fredrick co-lists with Luis and Luis does the exact opposite of what Fredrick told him" was arranged. I wouldn't be surprised if the producers put that party together and paid for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||06/13/2013|
[quote]Has Fredrik ever discussed his porn past (either on the show or with Andy Cohen) link?
1st episode, 1st season.
Ryan has joked about it a few times.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||06/13/2013|
Luis is so damn hot, YUM!
|by Anonymous||reply 277||06/13/2013|
Luis is hot, r278?? Then I have a place you're going to love. All you need to do is sit in your house the next time a twister comes by, and when your house lands, you'll be in heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 278||06/14/2013|
You can tell that Luis is young and just starting. I do hate that he is always reminding people that he's Puerto Rican.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||06/14/2013|
To each his own, R279 aka dumbass!!
|by Anonymous||reply 280||06/14/2013|
Luis is being investigated for sending out photoshopped pics. This is pretty serious and, at the very least, he will probably lose his job.
Does this mean Andy Cohen will make him marry one of the NYC Housewives to keep him in the family.
Or will he go to prison?
GODDAMMIT I'M GETTING GANG RAPED NIGHTLY AT RIKER'S ISLAND!
|by Anonymous||reply 281||06/14/2013|
That trashy cougar was clearly an actress. As if some rich married lady would grab her realtor's crotch on camera, and then say that she wanted between his legs. And how convenient that her imaginary husband was never in NYC with her. They're not even trying to pretend like this show is real anymore.
This show has been getting horrible ratings this season and won't be renewed.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||06/14/2013|
The LA version will be coming along soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||06/14/2013|
R282, did they discuss this on the show? I have not watched in awhile but I was surprised that Luis did not already lose his job for those fake pics. That is fraudulent and unethical as hell. In "real life" there would be greater consequences than just a glamorous slap on the wrist. No realtor would "have faith" in some little shitstain who did that. He would be out on his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||06/14/2013|
r285 His boss, indeed, gave him a slap on the wrist. Why on earth would Luis or the bozo's he works for allow that to be shown (unless they have no control over content).
In the real world, he would have been fired or, at the very least, been put on probation.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||06/14/2013|
I don't like it. I know all reality shows are fake but this is just TOO fake...I am only watching because I like Fredrick.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||06/14/2013|
Its the Tag Erikson. programme. Is luis uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 287||06/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 288||06/15/2013|
Luis = Ricky Ricardo
Fredrik = Lucille Ball
|by Anonymous||reply 289||06/15/2013|
All three are so repulsive. But the porn guy takes the cake. Slimy little Miss Thang, isn't she.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||06/15/2013|
This show won't be back next year. The ratings are in the toilet. So enjoy it while you can.
Female viewers can tell that all 3 guys are gay and they aren't tuning in.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||06/16/2013|
[quote]As of last year Luis was working at Barney's.
That answers the question as to whether he is gay or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||06/16/2013|
Gayer than a Homegoods on Super Bowl Sunday...
|by Anonymous||reply 293||06/16/2013|
Another ho-hum episode. What a bore. I don't see a season 3 in the future unless they ditch Luis who is 1) a very bad actor, and b) annoying.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||06/20/2013|
[quote]This show won't be back next year. The ratings are in the toilet. So enjoy it while you can.
Ratings mean nothing, as evidenced by the continuing Real Housewives of Miami.
If Miss Andy likes a cast, it stays on the air.
|by Anonymous||reply 295||06/20/2013|
I understand why Luis was upset but Fredrick had a good explanation--he wanted to see how Luis did as his Mini-me. Luis ignored all Fredrick's instructions. Fail. Fredrick should have done a better job explaining what he was up to instead of acting as if Luis had no right to be upset.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||06/20/2013|
Fredrik is ugly, tiny-cocked, and ultimately destined for obesity. He's a poor specimen of the Swedish male.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||06/20/2013|
Luiz always says that he "will work so hard."
Fredrik says "he will sell the property."
And that's pretty much the difference. Luiz works hard and Fredrik delivers results.
It's an important lesson to remember when hiring anyone for anything. People who can deliver will talk about results - not the effort involved in producing them.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||06/20/2013|
That fight between Fredrick and Luis looked legit. Luis was crying real tears.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||06/20/2013|
Luis is out of his league. He should have paid his dues selling cookie-cutter one bedrooms on the UES.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||06/20/2013|
If Ryan wants to be renewed he'd better start blowing Andy. Now.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||06/20/2013|
Ryan throwing that phone was so obviously staged it was embarrassing, his assistant didn't even pretend to act surprised.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||06/20/2013|
[quote]That fight between Fredrick and Luis looked legit. Luis was crying real tears.
She's just a drama queen.
Fredrik's BF is sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 303||06/20/2013|
Porn Trailer for "Million Dollar Man" the Tag Eriksson (Fredrik) Collection rushed out to capitalize on his Bravo "fame".
|by Anonymous||reply 304||06/20/2013|
Luis should be a leasing agent. He's not qualified enough to sell anything, especially multi-million $ apartments.
|by Anonymous||reply 305||06/21/2013|
[quote]That fight between Fredrick and Luis looked legit. Luis was crying real tears.
You might want to view that again. Watch closely and you can see during the fight that they are both holding back laughing.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||06/23/2013|
[quote] If Ryan wants to be renewed he'd better start blowing Andy. Now.
I would think little miss power bottom would much rather have Ryan fuck his face or his ass instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||06/23/2013|
My GOD, Fredrik's soon to be husband is the sexiest man on television. BAR NONE. Fuck! So jealous.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||06/27/2013|
Derek again. How hard would you tag that ass? MMMMMMMMMMM........!
|by Anonymous||reply 309||06/27/2013|
Last one on Derek, I promise. But, GOD DAMN! What a hottie.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||06/27/2013|
Seems like he leaves him at the alter in a coming attraction
|by Anonymous||reply 311||06/27/2013|
Yeah. My mom would love for me to marry someone who did porn.
|by Anonymous||reply 312||06/27/2013|
Fredrik's face is smashed too close, while his BF's face is spread too far apart. I guess they're a good couple; each can live vicariously through the other.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||06/27/2013|
I've developed a rock-hard crush on Ryan.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||06/27/2013|
Holy. I did not think Bravo could get any faker than the Housewives, but this show takes the cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 315||06/27/2013|
I would still sniff and lick Luis's cute little starfish...
|by Anonymous||reply 316||06/27/2013|
Starfish Tacos taste like cilantro.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||06/27/2013|
Luis's starfish would smell more like pernil, R318. Heady, musky, sweaty, hairy pernil. Although totally yummy, there's not quite enough for a full meal, but it would make an excellent amuse-bouche. Would pair nicely with a 2006 Zind Humbrecht's Pinot Gris Alsace Herrenweg de Turckheim.
Ryan's starfish must smell like white chocolate truffles and cotton candy. Would be totally scrumptious with a 2007 Mas Amiel Grenache Blend Côtes du Roussillon le Plaisir.
Fredrik's starfish isn't starfish at all. It's a blenf of tuna and meatloaf left out in the sun too long. Probably okay with stale piss and congealed cum. His BF is scorching hot though.
I know fine starfish when I see (taste, touch, smell, eat, finger, and fuck) it.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||06/27/2013|
I just started to watch some episodes of this show. Holy Toledo! Ryan is gorgeous! Is he gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 319||06/27/2013|
Fredrick is stupid if he marries his bf without a pre-nup. Fredrick makes a high six-figure income, while his bf is a starving artist. His bf is going to divorce him and take half of his money.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||06/27/2013|
Ryan's ass in motion
|by Anonymous||reply 321||06/27/2013|
edit to R319: "blend"
|by Anonymous||reply 322||06/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 323||06/27/2013|
r322, I have never seen a guy who was into women allow his ass to be photographed for television -esp. if he was in the business world and NOT Hollywood.
That being said, Ryan is very hot looking.. and yes, he knows it.
Too soon for him to settle down.. He would move on too soon just when you would get attached to him..
|by Anonymous||reply 324||06/27/2013|
Frederick got the 4.4 million for the fancy apartment. He is interesting blend of person. On one hand cold and calculating with the other brokers, extremely confident with the sellers and really does know his market.
And yet he is so boyish and makes funny noises all the time to express his delight. I wonder what his boyfriend makes of his personality?
I get impression he stays home and paints and is removed from the real estate business.
I like their pet dog and agree it should just have flowers and not a dress if there is a wedding.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||06/27/2013|
yes, Fredrick is my fav and hope he makes his bf sign a prenup.
I hate Luis, did you see that non-stick pan he was cooking with? all the non-stick has come off already! they showed his family to try to get the viewers to like him but it didn't work with me....can't that him.
Ryan is OK.
|by Anonymous||reply 326||06/27/2013|
Luis is always drinking. He is headed to problems. Every episode wine for meals, wine to celebrate, cocktails' with clients...
|by Anonymous||reply 327||06/27/2013|
If you had unlimited $$$ to buy in NYC and had to choose between the 3 brokers on this show, who would you choose to find your new home?
|by Anonymous||reply 328||06/27/2013|
R329 I would definitely go with Frederick. Of the three, I trust him the most and I know he would get me the best possible deal. Also, he's someone I would want to work with and be around. I wouldn't trust Luis to find my dog a home. Ryan is too slick. Don't trust him.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||06/27/2013|
I would choose Luis, he seems the most trust worthy and like he actually cares.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||06/27/2013|
yes, fredrick is the sharpest of them all. Ryan is OK too. That Luis is a loser. I think Ryan's career got a boost by being on this show but this show is putting Luis in a bad light, he may be very smart in real life but he's certainly not coming across that way. It was a good call for that other guy to leave the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 331||06/27/2013|
I find Fredrik physically repugnant. Something about his jacked-up face reminds me of Vigo the Carpathian's warped visage in Ghostbusters II.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||06/27/2013|
This is what Fredrik reminds me of.
|by Anonymous||reply 333||06/27/2013|
I think the artist fiancé/boyfriend is after Fredrick's money.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||06/27/2013|
I wonder how many of you know that Cher had a LTR with Swifty Lazaqr? After Greg Allman and during her whole bagel dude era, she was fucking Swifty.
|by Anonymous||reply 335||06/27/2013|
Does Ryan have a boyfriend? He's way too hot to be single.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||06/27/2013|
During the power blackout in lower Manhattan during and after Hurricane Sandy, Ryan was all alone and bereft. He left lower Manhattan and went to stay with his parents in New Hampshire until power was restored and things became more normal in Manhattan.
|by Anonymous||reply 337||06/27/2013|
he had anal rejuvenation surgery while in NH
|by Anonymous||reply 338||06/28/2013|
Luis makes my skin crawl. Smarmy little fucker.
|by Anonymous||reply 339||06/28/2013|
For me, Luis is the hottest one of all. Just like I like'em, small framed, hairy and boyish.
|by Anonymous||reply 340||06/28/2013|
Luis is a used car salesman and only that.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||06/28/2013|
Considering the whole thing is scripted and cast with some really cheesy supporting players, why does anyone take any of this seriously?
|by Anonymous||reply 342||06/28/2013|
Wait, all these comments and no one pointed out how Luis said to the waiter "I like your shirt" that said something like "I want to suck your cocktails."
|by Anonymous||reply 343||06/28/2013|
[quote][R322], I have never seen a guy who was into women allow his ass to be photographed for television -esp. if he was in the business world and NOT Hollywood.
Welcome to reality.
|by Anonymous||reply 344||06/28/2013|
Derek is not Fredrik's bf, he is his husband. They got married in February on Little Palm Island. They are planning on having kids, Derek already has a son who's 3 or 4.
|by Anonymous||reply 345||06/28/2013|
I got a kick out of the guy who said to Luis 'Puerto Ricans are clean? Learn something new every day.' Oh dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 346||06/28/2013|
The show is entertaining and nice way to see multiple NYC homes in various conditions. The scripted drama makes for interesting viewing.
I would trust Frederick to find a great place or top dollar for the listing. Ryan seems so hungry to sell at any cost. Yes, he is sharp and successful, but I wonder about his getting repeat clients.
Louis needs to tone down the drama and less profanity. It is very unprofessional as is the constant drinking in all his episodes at home, at the listing or in public places.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||06/28/2013|
So Louis hadn't seen his parents in 2 1/2 years?
How nice of THE PRODUCERS to fly them in (on the one condition that they be filmed, of course)
|by Anonymous||reply 348||06/28/2013|
[quote]I would trust Frederick to find a great place or top dollar for the listing.
I wouldn't trust Frederick to walk my dog. He's a freak. The faces he makes while listening to people alone make my skin crawl. He is creepy beyond words.
|by Anonymous||reply 349||06/29/2013|
Agreed, R351. Are only those of us NOT in NYC capable of seeing his disturbingly simian face?
|by Anonymous||reply 350||06/29/2013|
You guys make it sound like these men are Larry Mo and Curley Joe.
All have their own hotness. Each is doing very well with their careers for being young.
One has been an actor prior, another a adult star.
|by Anonymous||reply 351||06/29/2013|
R353 And the third worked in Barney's
|by Anonymous||reply 352||06/29/2013|
Which one was an actor? Which one was an adult star? Which one worked at Barney's?
|by Anonymous||reply 353||06/29/2013|
It's Luis, not Louis.
He's Puerto Rican, remember?
|by Anonymous||reply 354||06/29/2013|
[quote] Which one was an adult star?
The only one you actually don't want to see naked, and he's average at that. Christ, if he makes those ridiculous faces just listening to someone, I'd hate to see his cum face.
|by Anonymous||reply 355||06/30/2013|
Puerto Rico, my heart's devotion. Let it sink back in the ocean.
|by Anonymous||reply 356||06/30/2013|
R356 How can we forget he's Puerto Rican? Has he ever not mentioned it at least 3x per episode?
|by Anonymous||reply 357||07/01/2013|
[quote]How can we forget he's Puerto Rican? Has he ever not mentioned it at least 3x per episode?
He's the Puerto Rican version of Italian Mario Batali on "The Chew" who mentions it every other sentence.
|by Anonymous||reply 358||07/01/2013|
[quote]Considering the whole thing is scripted and cast with some really cheesy supporting players, why does anyone take any of this seriously?
It's obviously (even shamelessly) manipulated, but I don't think it's scripted, so we do get to know something about the guys. And we saw Ryan's ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 359||07/01/2013|
There was a preview of the LA edition coming up in August and Josh Flagg looked like hell, like he's been ill.
|by Anonymous||reply 360||07/01/2013|
Okay, MDL fans. I was just out walking my dog in the West Village when I say out of the corner of my eye a couple exiting an upscale bar across the street. Then I heard a distinctive braying and turned to look. It was Ryan and a babe. So he was out hounding pussy, not cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||07/03/2013|
How did Ryan look 363?
|by Anonymous||reply 362||07/03/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 363||07/03/2013|
Of the three men, please list what order you would fool around with them:
1. Ryan - after he looked in a mirror!
2. The Swede ( in the 10,000 bath tub!)
3. Louis - after a cocktail!
|by Anonymous||reply 364||07/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 365||07/07/2013|
Luis has a nice, tight no no hole
|by Anonymous||reply 366||07/08/2013|
Toss up who is the most narcissistic on this show.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||07/10/2013|
Q: If it was not a phony reality show, What would Fredrik really make Ryan do to secure one of those very desirable apartments for his important client?
A: Blow job, at the very least.
|by Anonymous||reply 368||07/10/2013|
[quote]There was a preview of the LA edition coming up in August and Josh Flagg looked like hell, like he's been ill.
More like booze bloat. She's *definitely* gone carbface on us.
|by Anonymous||reply 369||07/10/2013|
"One thing I won't do is swallow."
|by Anonymous||reply 370||07/11/2013|
Why does Fredrick keep making those Mr Magoo faces?
The bf is hot.
Luis should give up and go back to retail.
|by Anonymous||reply 371||07/11/2013|
A hag is not hounded pussy, Mary. Clearly your perceptions were distorted by alcohol.
|by Anonymous||reply 372||07/11/2013|
I have a feeling that when the cameras and clients are gone, Frederik's "eccentric European" schtick is toned way, way down.
|by Anonymous||reply 373||07/11/2013|
R341 They are all used car salesman.
|by Anonymous||reply 374||07/11/2013|
Let's hope so R373. Otherwise, people are laughing at him, not with him. His inability to "mug" with any talent was particularly painful last night in his scenes with Ryan.
Desite his wealth and supposed ability in bed, if Fredrik is like that all the time, it is difficult to understand how his boyfriend/husband puts up with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 375||07/11/2013|
I'd be incensed if my fiance chose an apartment for us to live in without consulting me then presented it as a surprise in front of cameras. If the partner stays with him after that, considering the refusal to sign a pre-nup, he's definitely after the money. I'm not sure if that makes him more or less likable.
|by Anonymous||reply 376||07/12/2013|
Ryan is the only one with any charm. He will have a broadcast future. Fredrik is silly and unwatchable and completely unlikable. He is bad for all things Swedish. Luis is like a little yappy dog. Cute, but noisy. But none of this has anything to do with Keanu, so what's the point?
|by Anonymous||reply 377||07/12/2013|
How much do you think Fredrick makes per year? I'm guessing at least $1 million.
|by Anonymous||reply 378||07/12/2013|
He makes up to 3% of the sale price. The hot Bowery building he is selling is worth $75 million. That's over $2 million. of course there are times when the market is dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 379||07/12/2013|
The one that makes the money buys the apartment. I think the bf is a finger painter or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 380||07/12/2013|
Being married means they both make the decision. Besides, this is not about a rule. It's a major diss to the partner. What does it say about their future?
|by Anonymous||reply 381||07/12/2013|
I wouldn't care if my boyfriend bought a new apartment and surprised me with it. That was a cool space.
Not only is Ryan very goodlooking and has a big cock, it is quite obvious that he also fucks very hard. Yum.
|by Anonymous||reply 382||07/12/2013|
Not your boyfriend. Your fiance.
In his defense maybe they had discussed where they want to live and in what type of apartment before. That would make the unilateral purchase less offensive.
|by Anonymous||reply 383||07/12/2013|
If my hot bf made millions of dollars a year, while I sat at home finger painting, then he can buy whatever the hell he wants. Fredrick is one of the top realtors in the country, so his bf should trust him to pick out an apartment without his input. The bland bf is going to get half of it if they ever divorce, so he should be happy.
|by Anonymous||reply 384||07/12/2013|
Money has nothing to do with it. It's about respect.
|by Anonymous||reply 385||07/12/2013|
[quote] Being married means they both make the decision.
Clearly you didn't watch that Newlyweds reality show on Bravo. The gay couple was constantly arguing over "paying your fair share." It seems to be a real issue.
[quote] Why does Fredrick keep making those Mr Magoo faces?
Fredrick is really weird. And those high kicks, strange faces, and "cha-ching" noises he constantly makes, just push him over the top into creepiness.
[quote] The bf is hot.
Absolutely. He is REALLY hot, and obviously the top. My take is that he's a gold-digger, ala that Gwyneth Paltrow movie "A Perfect Murder."
I'm starting to see why he refused the pre-nup with Fredrick.
He also seemed to be cruising Ryan VERY hard during their double date. Watch the bf's eyes while Ryan's talking. He's eye fucking Ryan the whole time.
[quote] Luis should give up and go back to retail.
Luis is like a small time hustler, compared to the other two guys. He reeks of desperation - goddammit!
He's cute, but definitely out of his league.
[quote] The one that makes the money buys the apartment. I think the bf is a finger painter or something.
Exactly. And finger painting doesn't pay the bills. So he's actually quite lucky to have met up with Freddie. He goes to the best restaurants, hair salons, bars, and nightclubs, and he lives in a fabulous Manhattan apartment, all on someone else's dime.
Now you see why he's willing to put up with such a creep.
If he can get Freddie to get rid of the pre-nup, he'll be set for life, whether they're together long-term, or not.
And yes, Freddie's boyfriend is a whore, darlins'.
|by Anonymous||reply 386||07/12/2013|
Here's "the man with the enormous cock" Facebook page. Who's brave enough to ask him how big it is?
|by Anonymous||reply 387||07/12/2013|
I saw that Swedish guy in a porno. Does he have a tattoo on his right shoulder?
|by Anonymous||reply 388||07/12/2013|
They seem to get along well, sometimes..
|by Anonymous||reply 389||07/12/2013|
This looks like a Las Vegas or Broadway opening!
|by Anonymous||reply 390||07/12/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 391||07/12/2013|
This week's episode was particularly bad in terms of reality, what with all the INCREDIBLY obvious behind-the-scenes. All of a sudden a new agent takes a liking with Luis, and -- shock of shocker -- they're tasked with selling Jewel's apartment for an outrageous sum. (This whole roundabout occurred because Bravo wanted Jewel, who hosts two of their shows, to get some "free air time" on one of their highest-audience shows. She never had any intention actually selling the apartment.)
Then there was the totally staged Fredrick/Ryan face-off over 250 Bowery. You have a screw loose if you seriously believe Fredrick has nearly 1,000 people clamoring to buy an overpriced apartment on the Bowery. It is most definitely NOT the "next Meatpacking District," thank God.
|by Anonymous||reply 392||07/12/2013|
Are there REALLY folks here on this board who think Ryan is heterosexual?
|by Anonymous||reply 393||07/12/2013|
I stopped watching weeks ago. I could no longer stand watching Fredrick make that pursed small-mouth face anymore. It annoyed the hell out of me.
|by Anonymous||reply 394||07/12/2013|
I think Ryan is straight. In fact I am 100% positive that he's straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 395||07/12/2013|
R386 "Luis is like a small time hustler, compared to the other two." Do you mean the other two big time hustlers. They all reek of greedy desperation. Fredrick reeks of a bizarre, creepy, greedy, psychopathic desperation.
|by Anonymous||reply 396||07/12/2013|
Frederick has a tiny dick. I saw it in the porn he did. Would love to find out if Ryan does have a big dick. I'd blow him any day. I can't stand Luis.
|by Anonymous||reply 397||07/12/2013|
Luis make me sick, creepy little wannabe
|by Anonymous||reply 398||07/13/2013|
I hope Luis gets fired after this season and we get to see Ryan's horse cock
|by Anonymous||reply 399||07/13/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 400||07/13/2013|
r392 what show does that Jewel host? I have never seen her before?? You are not confusing her with Jewel the singer are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 401||07/13/2013|
Frederick is becoming a cartoon character. He over the top facial expressions, his kick and 'NEEEEEE" sound. Luis is too. He is way to expressive. It might just be him but I think he is really turning it on for the camera. Ryan comes off as the most likeable but all the situations seem fake. Like his old college buddy hazing him to get back at him.
|by Anonymous||reply 402||07/13/2013|
I bet Ryan talks dirty
|by Anonymous||reply 403||07/13/2013|
How small do you think Luis dick is? I say 5 uncut
|by Anonymous||reply 404||07/13/2013|
[R404] probably really thin to.
|by Anonymous||reply 405||07/13/2013|
I dunno I small puerto rican's can fool you - they got some swing dicks.
|by Anonymous||reply 406||07/13/2013|
I am surprised that no one has mentioned how many time Bravo had to bleep out Luis' language in the first four or five episodes.
I have no problem with swearing, but it all wrong for selling high-end real estate in New York.
|by Anonymous||reply 407||07/13/2013|
I agree 407. He is totally unprofessional.
|by Anonymous||reply 408||07/13/2013|
I can't find a torrent for episode 9, does anyone know where I can watch it?
|by Anonymous||reply 409||07/13/2013|
What r407 said. Agree. Luis talks this way not only to the camera or other agents, but to clients and potential buyers.
This is very low rent to talk that way in NYC high end real estate circles.
He needs also to get his drinking in check.
|by Anonymous||reply 410||07/13/2013|
Check your guide I'm sure there will be a marathon soon. Hope to see Ryan's ass again.
|by Anonymous||reply 411||07/13/2013|
Anyone else see the porn Frederick was in? I heard he has a good body but his dick is small.
|by Anonymous||reply 412||07/13/2013|
Not at all small and rather thick and curved, r412. There are photos out there on the internet.
|by Anonymous||reply 413||07/13/2013|
Ryan's shower scene deserves an Emmy Nomination!
|by Anonymous||reply 414||07/13/2013|
Fredrik's dick is small. The novelty was that he was once a rich boy from a famous family, someone who doesn't normally do porn.
|by Anonymous||reply 415||07/13/2013|
Just looked up pictures of Fredericks dick. It is small for someone of his size. Wish there was pictures of Ryan's dick
|by Anonymous||reply 416||07/13/2013|
Luis is a total hottie!
|by Anonymous||reply 417||07/13/2013|
Fredrick only has "tinymeat" by DataLounge standards. By normal standards he's above average, even for his height.
|by Anonymous||reply 418||07/14/2013|
Eklund is tinymeat by porn standards, and just average by traditional standards. The only reason he was moderately successful as a porn star was that uncut cocks were still relatively rare in American porn at that time.
|by Anonymous||reply 419||07/14/2013|
Just watched the porn that Frederick did. I say his dick is tiny for both porn and average standards. Plus he seems rather boring in bed. I could see myself falling asleep if I were to do him.
|by Anonymous||reply 420||07/14/2013|
Was Frederick a top or bottom in the film?
|by Anonymous||reply 421||07/14/2013|
A boring ass top.
|by Anonymous||reply 422||07/14/2013|
R418= tiny dick by anyone's standards.
|by Anonymous||reply 423||07/16/2013|
This is the best picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 424||07/17/2013|
On the last episode Ryan looks like he got a Rand Paul hairpiece. I wonder what he looked like before the new choppers.
Ryan was only attractive when he had that pig. Once the pig was gone so was the hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 425||07/17/2013|
[quote]Just watched the porn that Frederick did. I say his dick is tiny for both porn and average standards. Plus he seems rather boring in bed. I could see myself falling asleep if I were to do him.
He makes my skin crawl so I can't bring myself to watch his porn. I can only imagine the ridiculous faces he makes while he's fucking.
|by Anonymous||reply 426||07/17/2013|
Luis is hung HUGE, I've seen it at the gym. Monster thick.
|by Anonymous||reply 427||07/17/2013|
[quote]Was Frederick a top or bottom in the film?
In the clip I saw he was a bossy bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 428||07/17/2013|
Luis is a total hottie, he is the only reason I'm watching this season.
|by Anonymous||reply 429||07/17/2013|
R427, Was he showing off?
|by Anonymous||reply 430||07/17/2013|
There is no way that he's bigger than Ryan. Ryan's cock is massive.
|by Anonymous||reply 431||07/17/2013|
r431, what leads you to believe this?
|by Anonymous||reply 432||07/17/2013|
[quote] what leads you to believe this?
|by Anonymous||reply 433||07/17/2013|
I've actually seen it and it is pretty fucking big.
|by Anonymous||reply 434||07/17/2013|
How so r434?
|by Anonymous||reply 435||07/17/2013|
Fredrik's 'acting' gets more exaggerated each week, but tonight was the worst. In a confronation with Ryan, he's way over the top in his mugging & playing to the camera. Ryan at least tries to make to those scenes seem real.
|by Anonymous||reply 436||07/17/2013|
Patti Stinger's cock is bigger than all three of them!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 437||07/17/2013|
He used to fuck my old roommate R435.
|by Anonymous||reply 438||07/17/2013|
Patti is not someone I would like yelling at me to get out of Her Club!
|by Anonymous||reply 439||07/17/2013|
Freddie has gone so over the top he's unwatchable. I hope they bring it back for another season but minus Fredrick and Luis. Keep Ryan but give him a better storyline.
|by Anonymous||reply 440||07/17/2013|
r438, a boy or girl?
|by Anonymous||reply 441||07/17/2013|
Keep Ryan but give him a better hairline.
|by Anonymous||reply 442||07/18/2013|
In watching "the confrontation," I was thinking ," How many takes of this scene were shot before the actors got their lines right. The show doesn't even pretend to be realistic; it is a soap, more than the other "reality shows."
|by Anonymous||reply 443||07/18/2013|
I almost feel sorry for Luis because he seems so over his head, But on the other hand, he's so smarmy. I can see buying a used car from him, but not a million dollar apartment.
|by Anonymous||reply 444||07/18/2013|
Michael Lorber, a broker at Elliman and the son of its chairman, Howard Lorber, said he decided to quit the show after the first season because it did little for his business. It is filled with scenes recreated for the cameras, he said. Scenes of the brokers waking up in the morning, for instance, were often filmed in the afternoon. One time the producers asked him to dress in winter clothing in the summer to walk into a building, for a shot that would be added to a show that had been taped long before. “It was so stupid,” he said.
|by Anonymous||reply 445||07/18/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 446||07/18/2013|
After seeing the family reunion with Luis, his parents and 'brother', I am more convinced than ever they are lovers. The parents didn't treat him the same way and he was deferential to them like one would be with in-laws, like he barely knew them.
|by Anonymous||reply 447||07/18/2013|
It was a girl r441.
|by Anonymous||reply 448||07/18/2013|
Micheal Lorber was a total bore, good thing he is gone from the show. Luis is much better and way hotter!
|by Anonymous||reply 449||07/18/2013|
With each episode Fredrick gets uglier and uglier. Wow, I can't believe he did porn with that little dick. He had to have been a bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 450||07/18/2013|
I would like to see Luis and Ryan have sexy times...
|by Anonymous||reply 451||07/18/2013|
Was that the first deal that Luis has closed all season? And in Harlem, no less.
|by Anonymous||reply 452||07/18/2013|
r448, did you watch them have sex or just have to share the bathroom?
|by Anonymous||reply 453||07/18/2013|
Yes thee Bedroom is One Million One and your client has to pay All Closing Costs. Squeal.
|by Anonymous||reply 454||07/18/2013|
Fredrik reminds me of Claus Von Bulow. He's one creepy ass cracka.
|by Anonymous||reply 455||07/18/2013|
Ryan does truly have BDF.... for whatever reason, most people get it all wrong. Big dicks tend to be on men with short, smaller noses, not big noses. Think Ken Ryker, not Jimmy Durante. I have found the best predictor of big dick is a smaller, short nose combined with a disproportionately long upper lip.
|by Anonymous||reply 456||07/18/2013|
I'm watching Ryan on PROPERTY ENVY w/ Mistress of the Puffy Lips, Jeff Lewis and I'm getting a major gay vibe. Funny, how when he's on a talk show or a panel show his gay side pops out. Maybe because he's not playing a character (like he is on MDL).
|by Anonymous||reply 457||07/18/2013|
After listening to Fuckstick--I mean Fredrik--speak, I've come to the realization that Kermit the Frog is of Swedish descent.
|by Anonymous||reply 458||07/18/2013|
Ryan is bitchy but straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 459||07/18/2013|
Same with Richard Simmons, R459.
|by Anonymous||reply 460||07/18/2013|
Luis is sex on a stick.
|by Anonymous||reply 461||07/18/2013|
A very short stick!
|by Anonymous||reply 462||07/20/2013|
Do people still watch Bravo?
|by Anonymous||reply 463||07/20/2013|
[quote]Do people still watch Bravo?
|by Anonymous||reply 464||07/20/2013|
Do you think Ryan would "flip" for an exclusive to sell a developer's entire building like Frederic has?
|by Anonymous||reply 465||07/20/2013|
bump for MDL NY
|by Anonymous||reply 466||07/21/2013|
r465, Frederic didn't "flip"
|by Anonymous||reply 467||07/21/2013|
No, Frederick got his listings on his talent. Meant would Ryan flip to get such listings.
|by Anonymous||reply 468||07/21/2013|
Does anyone here know realtors who work with or have worked with the guys on this show?
|by Anonymous||reply 469||07/23/2013|
[quote]Frederic didn't "flip"
Actually, Frederic "flips" in several of his films.
|by Anonymous||reply 470||07/24/2013|
Freddie's dad is the best. And we get to see both the lovers' asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 471||07/24/2013|
The season finale is next week. I'm going to miss Luis.
|by Anonymous||reply 472||07/24/2013|
Frederick gave a dreadful performance tonite. He can kiss those Emmy hopes goodbye.
Who's the hottie with Ryan in the coming attractions? Will he finally come out?
Is it me or did they just drop Luis's storyline about 3/4 of the way through.
I thought the first season was better. They lost me this season.
Oh, and I counted 3 bare asses in this episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 473||07/24/2013|
Oh shit, Ryan gives Frederick some kind of humiliating comeuppance in the next episode. They are all purposely aholes on this show, but I like Frederick. The hurricane episode where Ryan was all alone with no one even checking on him was revealing of his empty character.
|by Anonymous||reply 474||07/24/2013|
aww I liked fredrik's wedding episode! His man is exactly my type.
Didn't realize Luis was such a pint sized horn dog!
Ryan is hot when angry and hitting phones on desks
|by Anonymous||reply 475||07/25/2013|
After the first episode of the current season, they showed a "This Season..." trailer, which was supposed to be mashup of all of the season's upcoming drama. I could've sworn they alluded to Ryan's new girlfriend and even showed a clip of her. A voiceover by Ryan mentioned something about realizing how some things were missing from his life. Next week is the finale, but I don't remember anything being brought up about a girlfriend. Did they drop that storyline? I'm pretty sure I didn't imagine the whole thing!
Anyway, it was good to see glimpses of Fredrik's (hopefully) real side during the wedding episode. He might actually be a nice guy IRL. And his husband is absolutely dick-stiffeningly drool-worthy. What a totally hot & sexy piece of English(?) cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 476||07/25/2013|
I loathe Luis more each week, nasty little fucker
|by Anonymous||reply 477||07/25/2013|
I've watched each week of this show and except for episode one, there have been zero scenes showing bare ass in the shower, Ryan or anyone else.
|by Anonymous||reply 478||07/25/2013|
Luis is the only reason I watched this season. He is a hot little cub.
|by Anonymous||reply 479||07/25/2013|
Is Luis Puerto Rican?
|by Anonymous||reply 480||07/25/2013|
I can't stand Luis and that annoying laugh and rubbing his hands together.
He's an idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 481||07/25/2013|
Luis' sales gimmicks strike me as being very annoying. As a prospective buyer, if I'm going to look at a property I don't want balloons and cupcakes shoved in my face. Just let me look at the property.
|by Anonymous||reply 482||07/25/2013|
Fred's husband is OMG glorious! And I turned greenER with jealousy when Fred said "well, at least it's Derek" while talking about monogamy and holding up his hands to indicate a huge cock. Fuck! What a lucky bitch! Must be nice.
|by Anonymous||reply 483||07/25/2013|
Frederick's hubby is paid for...and Frederick tends to exaggerate everything.
|by Anonymous||reply 484||07/25/2013|
[quote]After the first episode of the current season, they showed a "This Season..." trailer, which was supposed to be mashup of all of the season's upcoming drama. I could've sworn they alluded to Ryan's new girlfriend and even showed a clip of her. A voiceover by Ryan mentioned something about realizing how some things were missing from his life.
I think the clip was of his new assistant. And the quote was from the hurricane episode, not specifically about a girlfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 485||07/25/2013|
I love that Fredrik's Dad applauded Derek for having thrown the phone in the ocean. Since Fredrik obviously respects his Dad so much, I think that was his wake-up call that he needed to back-off on the work now.
One point I wondered about: Florida has a state ban prohibiting gay marriages. How did they get to perform one in the Florida keys? I was assuming they were doing a "civil union"-type ceremony, which they would upgrade by getting married in NY when they return. But the ceremony obviously was a marriage ceremony. Just for the show, I assume.
|by Anonymous||reply 486||07/25/2013|
Everything you see is "just for the show." The whole throwing the phone in the ocean was scripted. I have to say that both Fredrik and Derek looked very handsome in their white suits.
I don't think Andy Cohen likes Fredrik because he barely talked about their wedding on WWHL.
|by Anonymous||reply 487||07/25/2013|
The looked better out of their suits in the shower.
|by Anonymous||reply 488||07/25/2013|
Beautiful location for a wedding or holiday. Do you think Bravo TV picked up a good portion of the wedding cost, stated at 1/2 MILLION dollars.
RE: Fred said "well, at least it's Derek" while talking about monogamy and holding up his hands to indicate a huge cock.
I did not notice this. Did anyone else see that happen?
|by Anonymous||reply 489||07/25/2013|
Fred would kind of need a huge cock I'd imagine.
|by Anonymous||reply 490||07/25/2013|
Where are latest nude pics?
|by Anonymous||reply 491||07/25/2013|
Derek has huge tits - those implants of his are nice.
|by Anonymous||reply 492||07/25/2013|
who is this man being tender, in love with, and marrying fredrik? it's disgusting. what is really going on? either.... somethings wrong with the guy or golddigger yep
|by Anonymous||reply 493||07/25/2013|
i just hope they show luis's ass cos theyve shown the other 2!
|by Anonymous||reply 494||07/25/2013|
Luis has become highly irritating, with the over-enthusiastic "I Lowve it!" and the rubbing of the hands like some stereotypical moneygrubber. Would have to punch him if I were ever stuck in a room together. His brother is much hotter.
|by Anonymous||reply 495||07/26/2013|
[quote]Beautiful location for a wedding or holiday. Do you think Bravo TV picked up a good portion of the wedding cost, stated at 1/2 MILLION dollars.
Of course. Bravo probably got deals on the airfare. The "island" was probably comped, it just got a huge HD commercial on a world wide program. It may have been a 1/2 MILLION dollar wedding, Freddy sure as hell didn't pay for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 496||07/26/2013|
maybe a discount but Frederik is actually pretty wealthy - he makes about 6-7 million in commissions a year and has his own realty company back in sweden. His husband is a dick. He does not "worK" all he has to do is have sex with that thing..and he complains when he is making money? I would have said "make all the calls you want Freddy, just make sure my black card works."
|by Anonymous||reply 497||07/26/2013|
R487 we get it hon. You need to remind us every 5 posts that the show is scripted. We all understand what this show is. No one on this site is naive enough to believe that there is all of this drama in real estate, of all things without some sweeting by a writer or a clever film editor.
|by Anonymous||reply 498||07/26/2013|
Please tell me Derek is just a paid actor and not REALLY married to such a disgusting creature as Fredrik? Derek seems so beautiful and sweet. He's only signing up for years of misery if he's with Fredrik. I know the man is rich, but no amount of money is worth that. Fredrik isn't even remotely hot IMHO.
|by Anonymous||reply 499||07/26/2013|
I'm sure that the Frederik we see on camera is not who he really is, and even if he is - some people find that kind of behavior a huge turn on. Plus Derek is getting a great lifestyle out of all of this.
|by Anonymous||reply 500||07/26/2013|
[quote]maybe a discount but Frederik is actually pretty wealthy - he makes about 6-7 million in commissions a year
Not only could he afford it, but ... did you notice the presence of some of his clients? I'll give you an educated guess that he was writing off part of the wedding costs as a business entertainment cost. (Cue his "Cha-ching!" kick here. :)
|by Anonymous||reply 501||07/26/2013|
Fredrik really turned up the queen dial this season. A complete caricature buffoon.
|by Anonymous||reply 502||07/26/2013|
Fredrik's Wedding dance alone was grounds for taking him out on a boat and making Derek a rich widower.
|by Anonymous||reply 503||07/26/2013|
I was surprised and heartened to see the sexy developer with the huge yacht at Fredrik's wedding. I thought he might be gay, but his gf was there with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 504||07/26/2013|
[quote]I did not notice this. Did anyone else see that happen?
Yup. It was there. Subtle enough to make the cut, but there.
Did you hear Ryan call Fredrik a "cocksucker" in anger? I don't think a gay man would say that.
|by Anonymous||reply 505||07/26/2013|
As much as it pains me to say, of these 3, I would use Frederik as an agent. He outclasses the others by a mile.
Has anyone else noticed his bizarre chicken dance pose? He's done it a couple of times now (at the beach and when they were practicing dancing). He looks soooooo strange.
Poor Ryan needs a cuddle. He is so overwhelmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 506||07/26/2013|
They need to dump the lil latino guy with the big, weird hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 507||07/26/2013|
As far as hiring a realtor from these shows, I pick Frederik from NY and Josh Flagg from L.A.
|by Anonymous||reply 508||07/26/2013|
A couple of times, R506? All the time. Really turns me off.
|by Anonymous||reply 509||07/26/2013|
I'd choose Starlycakes
|by Anonymous||reply 510||07/26/2013|
I miss Starlycakes and Chad's girlfriend, Victoria.
|by Anonymous||reply 511||07/26/2013|
Luis is my favorite one, get rid of Frederick he is a buffoon.
|by Anonymous||reply 512||07/26/2013|
It's "Fredrick," bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 513||07/26/2013|
Ryan "Hung Like A Gas Pump" Serhant is the best actor of the three.
His bitchy comments crack me up every single episode, and his tongue-in-cheek "homophobic" comments are priceless, considering he's a huge mo himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 514||07/26/2013|
Ryan as a babygay.
|by Anonymous||reply 515||07/26/2013|
His hotness, Mr. Derek Kaplan (don't go sending him dirty text messages, now!).
|by Anonymous||reply 516||07/26/2013|
Wow. This terrible, low-rated show has over 500 posts on here. Are they all by the same obsessive fangurl?
|by Anonymous||reply 517||07/26/2013|
Per Derek's bio:
"Born in Harare Zimbabwe in 1975, Derek Kaplan is a self-taught artist who has painted since he could first hold a brush. Despite the protests of his high school art teacher, he abandoned his dream of becoming a professional artist, to instead follow a more financially stable path. However, after a dozen different careers and entrepreneurial ventures, he found his way back to his true passion—painting."
In other words, he failed at everything he tried, so he nabbed himself a rich husband and decided to call himself an "artist." At least he's a good gold-digger and convinced Fredrik that he didn't need a pre-nup.
|by Anonymous||reply 518||07/26/2013|
Fredrik probably enjoys being the breadwinner in the relationship. He doesn't seem like the type to want to compete with his lovers. He's top dog and that's that.
|by Anonymous||reply 519||07/26/2013|
It's a good thing Derek doesn't have to make a living selling paintings.
|by Anonymous||reply 520||07/26/2013|
RE: r497 I would have said "make all the calls you want Freddy, just make sure my black card works."
|by Anonymous||reply 521||07/26/2013|
Photo and short blurb in US Weekly about Derek (age 38) and Fredrik (36), and their actual wedding back in February.
Disclosed that Derek had to go back to England shortly thereafter, due his lack of a green card. They previously revealed the immigration issue on Bravo's website, and hopes that the DOMA repeal would help. The new blurb does state they were notified that Derek would be granted a green card, based on Presidential directives that same sex married couples were to be treated like any other married couple for immigration purposes.
|by Anonymous||reply 522||07/26/2013|
Next week should be interesting. I hope Ryan doesn't humiliate Frederik with the porn video. ...and the "I'm the American Dream, you're the cheap import" is disgusting.
|by Anonymous||reply 523||07/26/2013|
r522, TY for your link. Frederick looks very fem in that photo and Derek looks very butch. Different look than how they present on the show.
I think Derek has the power to destroy Frederick if he left him. I think Derek would just move on if the situation was reversed.
Although who knows what goes on behind closed doors..
|by Anonymous||reply 524||07/26/2013|
Derek is exactly my type of guy. He is so hot and so masculine. Frederick is so lucky!
[quote] Next week should be interesting. I hope Ryan doesn't humiliate Frederik with the porn video ... and the "I'm the American Dream, you're the cheap import" is disgusting.
I think Frederik and Ryan are playing roles. Frederik's porn past is common knowledge. I don't think he's so ashamed of his past.
He and Ryan probably schemed to create a scandal for the show. Everything seems so scripted for show anyway, so it was probably added for dramatic effect for the "big finale."
It's still entertaining, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 525||07/26/2013|
I'm in love with Derek's huge, suckable nipples..
|by Anonymous||reply 526||07/26/2013|
Derek looks like he could go to central casting and get job as Rent Boy NYC in that photo. r526
|by Anonymous||reply 527||07/26/2013|
r523, I think that is exactly what Ryan is going to do: Show Fredrick's porn videos. It serves him right for gouging Ryan's client on the Bowery bldg. Fredrick told Ryan that the expensive one bedroom was the only one available, when there were actually several cheaper ones available. That just doesn't seem ethical to me.
I wonder if they will have a reunion show after the finale.
|by Anonymous||reply 528||07/27/2013|
I don't know how Fredrik has the time to maintain a flawless body AND remain a top NYC real estate agent?
|by Anonymous||reply 529||07/27/2013|
It's pretty obvious that Freddie's porn film is being shown. After all, Ryan pretty much came out and said it. Is this beyond even the worst violations of business "ethics"? Will this turn you against Ryan, or will you forgive him because he has a big dick?
|by Anonymous||reply 530||07/27/2013|
R530, Sweetie, it's all scripted. There are no business ethics to worry about in fantasy land.
|by Anonymous||reply 531||07/27/2013|
Maybe I wasn't paying attention, but I thought Ryan somehow got video of Fredrik lying to him or other clients, and that was what he was using. That would be fine in my book. Doing the porn thing, I agree, is cheesy.
|by Anonymous||reply 532||07/27/2013|
If Ryan was really smart (and unethical), he'd seduce Derek and then tell Fredrik. That would kill the Kraut, both personally and professionally.
And Ryan seems like the type who'd fuck anybody if it meant getting the upper hand in business.
|by Anonymous||reply 533||07/27/2013|
I love the way you think, R533. Now [italic]that[/italic] would be a beautiful couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 534||07/27/2013|
I know , dearie at 531. Of course it's scripted, and Fred is such a bad actor. I'm merely attempting to stimulate discussion. Now go back and play with yourself, dollface; no one cares for your drivel.
|by Anonymous||reply 535||07/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 536||07/27/2013|
If it's true Derek & Fredrick don't really have a pre-nup, and that wasn't just for the show, I see legal fireworks in the not too distant future, when they split up. More for the fact that Freddy boy really hates to lose - anything. The same passion /love he put into their relationship, and wedding, he would turn it around and want to destroy Derek, if he wanted to leave him. It would be ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 537||07/27/2013|
[quote]Freddy boy really hates to lose - anything. The same passion /love he put into their relationship, and wedding, he would turn it around and want to destroy Derek,
Horseshit, he lost his phone and started crying like an eight year old girl. Derek says jump and Freddy says "How high!?!) (with a goofy face)
|by Anonymous||reply 538||07/27/2013|
Derek must have a very strong stomach.
I honestly have come to respect successful gold diggers. It's a job, just like acting or being a whore.
Anna Nicole had the best catch. Marshall was too old to have sex. All she had to do was rub her big titties in his face every so often.
|by Anonymous||reply 539||07/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 540||07/27/2013|
r 539, LOL...
& what r534 said!
|by Anonymous||reply 541||07/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 542||07/29/2013|
That was funny, R539.
|by Anonymous||reply 543||07/30/2013|
Now that the season is over, I am sure going to miss Luis.
|by Anonymous||reply 544||07/31/2013|
I hope Ryan isn't sleeping alone...
|by Anonymous||reply 545||07/31/2013|
On tonight's WWHL (the MDLNY version of the reunion show), Ryan admitted that he is no longer single. He also appears to loathe Andy. Hmmmm....
Fredrik and Luis speak "five times a day" and they now greet each other with passionate cheek caresses and kisses.
Andy kept eye-fucking Derek, who was the guest bartender. I don't blame him at all, but still, Derek's new husband was only a few feet away. You're a prostitution whore, Andy Cohen!
After this little reuntion, I like all three of these hunks. Hope they all come back!
|by Anonymous||reply 546||07/31/2013|
Glad Ryan got back at Fredrik. Even more glad that Fredrik was so upset on "Watch What Happens" at 11 PM having just watched the final episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 547||07/31/2013|
Andy seemed smitten with Ryan's younger brother, who is a definite hottie.
|by Anonymous||reply 548||07/31/2013|
During one of the outtake scenes shown during the commercials, Luis got very friendly with his brother.
Luis seemed still drunk from the night before. His brother approached his chair and Luis, sitting, threw his arms around his brother's waist, pressed his face into the bro's lower abdomen and starred "dancing" while seated.
|by Anonymous||reply 549||07/31/2013|
I saw that scene and I agree, R549. Very Elijah & Milo Peters. Kinda kinky, hot, and dirty all at once.
|by Anonymous||reply 550||07/31/2013|
Ryan is a total douche bag over the threat of Fredrik's porn history. I hate him but he is still hot but a pig.
|by Anonymous||reply 551||07/31/2013|
^ Bill You write hot. I want to motorboat your titties.
|by Anonymous||reply 552||07/31/2013|
How many of the brokers at Ryan's open house would have been aware of Fredrik's porn past?
|by Anonymous||reply 553||07/31/2013|
All of them
|by Anonymous||reply 554||07/31/2013|
I couldn't believe someone actually bought the monastery apartment. Certainly that was just a set up for the sex dungeon/Freddie sex pix storyline. How could anyone live in such an abortion.
|by Anonymous||reply 555||07/31/2013|
Fredrik's behavior on WWHL was disgusting, embarrassing and pathetic. All those tears. He's a pussy.
I hope Derek dumps him, takes his money, and hooks up with Andy Cohen. And I hope Fredrik realizes how buffoonish he has looked all season on TV and decides not to come back for next season.
Dump Luis too while you're at it.
Meanwhile, Ryan has already shown up several times on that new Bravo real estate show - the one with Jeff Lewis and others where a panel guesses a house's worth - and has proven himself to be smart, funny and oh so bitchily gay. Makes Jeff Lewis look like John Wayne.
|by Anonymous||reply 556||07/31/2013|
Is Ryan really that openly disdainful of Andy? Kind of a bad career move, since he's not doing anything showbiz besides Bravo...
|by Anonymous||reply 557||07/31/2013|
Fredrik is acting right? All those goofy faces he makes? He can't possibly be that queeny and bafoonish in real life AND land a hot stud like Derek? Life is so unfair. Fredrik is quite gross.
Fredrick is Swedish right? So not a Kraut.
|by Anonymous||reply 558||08/01/2013|
These three queens are considered hunks? Wow.
|by Anonymous||reply 559||08/01/2013|
WWHL: Fredrik is a terrible actor. Luis was very subdued. Ryan just seems over it. But, the show would be nothing without Ryan. He's the kind of guy we all love to hate. Did Freddie's hubby really need to be the guest bartender? It seemed awkward. Or did his husband threaten to withhold his allowance if he didn't do it?
|by Anonymous||reply 560||08/01/2013|
I loved Ryan on that Real estate show!
One time after Jeff said he loved one of the houses, when it was Ryan's turn he trashed it. He said "I can't believe Jeff Lewis liked this" and gave a whole list of reasons why he hated the house.
I love Jeff Lewis, but Ryan totally owned him on that episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 561||08/01/2013|
Fredrik reminds me of Jim Carrey (not good) with his rubber face.
His husband sure is earning that money.
|by Anonymous||reply 562||08/01/2013|
I can't get over how hot Chad Rogers looks. Sadly, his Instagram shows no pics of Starlycakes or "my girlfriend, Victoria"
|by Anonymous||reply 563||08/01/2013|
I close my eyes and think of the money.
|by Anonymous||reply 564||08/01/2013|
I can imagine that private Fredrik is much different than the work Fredrik.
|by Anonymous||reply 565||08/01/2013|
I'm afraid, R565, that you're sadly wrong. They're the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 566||08/01/2013|
You know him, R566?
|by Anonymous||reply 567||08/01/2013|
I think Ryan and Luis would make beautiful butt babies together...
|by Anonymous||reply 568||08/01/2013|
He's a friend of many friends, R567. (Plus, I'm R81, so I have first-hand experience quite literally.)
|by Anonymous||reply 569||08/01/2013|
Ryan needs to just come out already. He'd be much happier.
|by Anonymous||reply 570||08/01/2013|
Luis is sure looking hot in that burgundy suit. I'm going to miss seeing him.
|by Anonymous||reply 571||08/01/2013|
Miss Freddie is the Swedish Swish of NY real estate. That crane dance is cringe worthy.
|by Anonymous||reply 572||08/01/2013|
I thought this show would be cancelled, but after last night's WWHL, it's clear that the show is coming back for season 3.
|by Anonymous||reply 573||08/01/2013|
"it's clear that the show is coming back for season 3."
Hopefully without that little ferret Luis
|by Anonymous||reply 574||08/01/2013|
Luis is the best part of the show. He is definately a big improvement over the boring guy from last year. If they didn't bring back Luis next year, I wouldn't watch.
|by Anonymous||reply 575||08/01/2013|
Luis is cute, but he's got such an inflated opinion of his own talents.
|by Anonymous||reply 576||08/01/2013|
Don't all New Yorkers?
|by Anonymous||reply 577||08/01/2013|
Luis is a little cha cha queen, get rid of him
|by Anonymous||reply 578||08/01/2013|
Only morons, R393. But there are a lot of straight morons on DL these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 579||08/01/2013|
I can tolerate Ryan's being closeted or even playing at being attracted to women. But if he is gay, calling Fredrik a cocksucker is really offensive to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 580||08/01/2013|
R575 = Luis
Luis is totally out of his league and unprofessional.
|by Anonymous||reply 581||08/01/2013|
Did it seem odd to anyone else that Ryan, who gave us a grauitous butt shot in the first episode of the season, is judging Frederik for doing porn? I get that it's a matter of degrees, but if I were inclined to get judgmental, I'd probably say that they were both whores willing to show skin to make a buck.
|by Anonymous||reply 582||08/01/2013|
When I watched the finale', I felt sorry for Fredrik, who was obviously shitting his pants thinking Ryan would show his gay porn appearance. But I noticed Derek wasn't upset, and Frederik kept glancing at him, so I thought: Maybe Derek doesn't know about Fredrik's porn past? Hmmm.
On the after-show, did anyone else notice that whenever Andy glanced at Derek, they broke out in shit-eating grins, like they are sharing a secret? Maybe Andy "met" Derek long before Frederik did?
I get the feeling Luis may have (or be developing) a drinking problem. So far, his youth lets him bounce back, but that won't work forever.
Think it's nice that Fredrik apologized to Luis and all but ... really ... talking on the phone five times a day?? What the hell can they talk about that much?
|by Anonymous||reply 583||08/01/2013|
Ryan could barely keep a straight face on WWHL last night when he told Andy that he was seeing somebody. Luis and Fredrik were both laughing.
Luis must weigh only 100 lbs. He's a wispy little thing. He looked like he came a little in his shorts when 6'5" Fredrik hugged him in the park.
|by Anonymous||reply 584||08/01/2013|
RE: Maybe Derek doesn't know about Fredrik's porn past? Hmmm.
Really? You think a long term boyfriend of a high profile guy in NYC would not know this?
|by Anonymous||reply 585||08/01/2013|
RE: really ... talking on the phone five times a day?? What the hell can they talk about that ?
|by Anonymous||reply 586||08/01/2013|
even funnier was when they did the shotski on WWHL Luis and Andy were the same height and Andy started standing on his tippy toes.
|by Anonymous||reply 587||08/01/2013|
Breaking: The show has been renewed. Big dick Ryan and the boys will be back for season 3.
|by Anonymous||reply 588||08/01/2013|
I don't think with Ryan it's an issue of "coming out" in any conventional sense -- he's a failed actor who's now a real estate agent who's playing a role on a TV show, which requires him to pretend to be the straight guy on the show. As has been pointed out before, all these shows are a mix of real and fake.
Also, I don't think the issue was that he was judging Fredrik for having done porn per se, but that he was looking for a way to get back at him and humiliate him.
|by Anonymous||reply 589||08/02/2013|
Yay! so glad Luis will be back.
|by Anonymous||reply 590||08/02/2013|
Luis needs to come out of the closet next season.
|by Anonymous||reply 591||08/02/2013|
Yes, the show is a hit of sorts because of the significant differences between Ryan and Fredrik.
It might help if Fredrik took some acting classes. Right now he is playing a cartoon character, so the video that Ryan played was appropriate.
|by Anonymous||reply 592||08/02/2013|
Luis would make an excellent hood ornament.
|by Anonymous||reply 593||08/02/2013|
Next season will cover Fredrik and Derek's baby adoption. Maybe they could adopt Luis.
|by Anonymous||reply 594||08/02/2013|
Next season will cover Fredrik getting some kind of dirt on Ryan and a three way that involved another guy and a girl in which some homosex hijinks took place.
|by Anonymous||reply 595||08/02/2013|
Luis is the new Ricky Ricardo
|by Anonymous||reply 596||08/02/2013|
They are going the surrogacy route. I really hope that MDL: Los Angeles steps up their game this season. The New York franchise is leaving them in the dust. And I hear they are working on MDL: Miami and MDL: Chicago.
|by Anonymous||reply 597||08/02/2013|
We don't need any more MDLs.
|by Anonymous||reply 598||08/02/2013|
[quote]Yay! so glad Luis will be back.
Where did it say that? Bravo release said the SHOW will be back. When Seas 2 debuted, we found out Luis replaced someone else. It may happen again, no? Though he is cute, I don't think his storyline was especially interesting.
|by Anonymous||reply 599||08/02/2013|
Will Luis and his brother get really drunk and have accidental incestuous sex?
Will Derek cheat on new husband Fredrik (with Andy, Ryan, Luis, or some sexy stranger)?
Will Ryan finally find true love with an equally beautiful horse-hung god?
Stay tuned for the continuation of DL's "Million Dollar Listing: New York" thread...
|by Anonymous||reply 600||08/02/2013|