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In Heaven, are fat people still fat?


by Anonymousreply 4305/09/2013

Yes, but they are free of assholes like you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 105/08/2013

Ain't no heaven, ain't no hell.

by Anonymousreply 205/08/2013

Heaven does not allow fatties, but keep in mind, there are no bodies in heaven so it isn't the sort of thing that affects the lifting properties of clouds. Humidity is the big bugaboo here. Nothing weighs down a cloud like water. Just a little light hearted hereafter humor for those who still feel alive.

by Anonymousreply 305/08/2013


Why so offended?

by Anonymousreply 405/08/2013

No they aren't.

No one is a shallow dickhead either, so it ought to work out quite well for you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 505/08/2013

Heaven . . .is a place, where nothing, nothing ever really happens. . . .

by Anonymousreply 605/08/2013

fat people are very sensitive.

by Anonymousreply 705/08/2013

Too bad you'll never find out, OP.

by Anonymousreply 805/08/2013

Es una semana de sol y cielos azules. La ciudad vibra en las vísperas de esa estación, que millones esperan por meses. Los árboles cambian su look desnudo por los colores palpitantes de las flores que los envuelven. En las calles la gente ha cambiado los abrigos oscuros del invierno por intensos tonos primaverales y ya no hay que decir “buenas noches” a las 5 de la tarde.

by Anonymousreply 905/08/2013

R1 is just mad because she's too fat to fit through the pearly gates.

They're so disgusting, aren't they? Angry, hateful, and lashing out at the world just because they're too weak to simply PUT THE FORK DOWN.

by Anonymousreply 1005/08/2013

They should all do coke before they die. That way they won't be fat when they arrive.

by Anonymousreply 1105/08/2013

You'll never know, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1205/08/2013

R9's post is actually very beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 1305/08/2013

Not in my heaven!

by Anonymousreply 1405/08/2013

No. Gluttony is a sin.

by Anonymousreply 1505/08/2013

I got in. So, yes.

by Anonymousreply 1605/08/2013

My mother died a shriveled husk - 80 pounds tops.

When I see her in dreams, she's always back to her "fluffy" weight.

This was the woman who considered obesity to be as un-American as catholicism. She trained with Jack LeLane records religiously. When the weight came, she made one last-ditch effort by subsisting on AYDs for a year. She was a raging bitch.

When she gave up, 30 pounds piled on and stuck. She mellowed out.

So, I believe we're all 30 pounds heavier after we die. We also wear mom-jeans, polo shirts, floral cotton sweaters, and white Reeboks.

by Anonymousreply 1705/08/2013

I didn't mean to offend the fat. I could use a few sit ups myself. I was just curious if heaven believers believe we will all be at our physical best when we get there.

by Anonymousreply 1805/08/2013

[quote]op, I'm sorry! I like fat people! I own a dvd of%2

I don't know why it came out like that. I meant to say:

I'm sorry. I like fat people. I even own Precious on DVD.

by Anonymousreply 1905/08/2013

No fatties down here where I am!

by Anonymousreply 2005/08/2013

Just the ones who are sitting next to you on the plane.

by Anonymousreply 2105/08/2013

The are still fat, but heaven has less gravity.

by Anonymousreply 2205/08/2013

Apology excepted, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2305/08/2013

[R9]Translated: It's a week of sunshine and blue skies. The city vibrates on the eve of this season, that millions are waiting for months. The trees change her look naked throbbing colors of the flowers that surround them. In the streets people have changed the dark winter coats by intense springtime tones and no longer have to say "good night" at 5 pm.

by Anonymousreply 2405/08/2013

OP, of course they are.

by Anonymousreply 2505/08/2013

Yes, though only in chubby chaser heaven.

by Anonymousreply 2605/09/2013

[quote]Heaven does not allow fatties

So heaven is a lot like Abercrombie and Fitch?

by Anonymousreply 2705/09/2013

In heaven, is OP still a worthless douche?

by Anonymousreply 2805/09/2013

This question and pretty much any other question about heaven kind of answers itself.

by Anonymousreply 2905/09/2013

R9, what does that have to do with the question of this thread?

by Anonymousreply 3005/09/2013

I hope they let fat people in heaven. I'm expecting to date all those nice people I overlooked because they were porky.

by Anonymousreply 3105/09/2013

It would figure that the kind of person who would ask such a question, is the kind of idiot who believes in a literal 'heaven'.......

by Anonymousreply 3205/09/2013

As heaven is a fictitious place, it can be anything you want.

(Back to your bible story book now - try another story book, may I recommend the Lord of the Rings Trilogy - much better than the movies)

by Anonymousreply 3305/09/2013

There are no r-1s in Heaven.

by Anonymousreply 3405/09/2013

There are no fat people in heaven. The fried chicken is to die for and what's more you cannot choke on it.

by Anonymousreply 3505/09/2013

Everyone in heaven is slim, blonde, and wearing super-flattering designer yoga pants!


by Anonymousreply 3605/09/2013

In heaven, everything is fine...

by Anonymousreply 3705/09/2013

R33 is hellbound for sure. And stupid.

by Anonymousreply 3805/09/2013

r38 is a moron

by Anonymousreply 3905/09/2013

^^Who the hell asked you?

by Anonymousreply 4005/09/2013

In heaven, it doesn't matter.

by Anonymousreply 4105/09/2013

I think heaven allows souls of all sizes. Don't they have those one size fits all white coverups?

by Anonymousreply 4205/09/2013

In heaven fat people are still fat and skinny people are still hungry and unlovable.

Forever and ever.


by Anonymousreply 4305/09/2013
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