In Heaven, are fat people still fat?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/09/2013|
Yes, but they are free of assholes like you, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/08/2013|
Ain't no heaven, ain't no hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/08/2013|
Heaven does not allow fatties, but keep in mind, there are no bodies in heaven so it isn't the sort of thing that affects the lifting properties of clouds. Humidity is the big bugaboo here. Nothing weighs down a cloud like water. Just a little light hearted hereafter humor for those who still feel alive.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/08/2013|
Why so offended?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/08/2013|
No they aren't.
No one is a shallow dickhead either, so it ought to work out quite well for you, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/08/2013|
Heaven . . .is a place, where nothing, nothing ever really happens. . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/08/2013|
fat people are very sensitive.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/08/2013|
Too bad you'll never find out, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/08/2013|
Es una semana de sol y cielos azules. La ciudad vibra en las vísperas de esa estación, que millones esperan por meses. Los árboles cambian su look desnudo por los colores palpitantes de las flores que los envuelven. En las calles la gente ha cambiado los abrigos oscuros del invierno por intensos tonos primaverales y ya no hay que decir “buenas noches” a las 5 de la tarde.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/08/2013|
R1 is just mad because she's too fat to fit through the pearly gates.
They're so disgusting, aren't they? Angry, hateful, and lashing out at the world just because they're too weak to simply PUT THE FORK DOWN.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/08/2013|
They should all do coke before they die. That way they won't be fat when they arrive.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/08/2013|
You'll never know, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/08/2013|
R9's post is actually very beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/08/2013|
Not in my heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/08/2013|
No. Gluttony is a sin.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/08/2013|
I got in. So, yes.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/08/2013|
My mother died a shriveled husk - 80 pounds tops.
When I see her in dreams, she's always back to her "fluffy" weight.
This was the woman who considered obesity to be as un-American as catholicism. She trained with Jack LeLane records religiously. When the weight came, she made one last-ditch effort by subsisting on AYDs for a year. She was a raging bitch.
When she gave up, 30 pounds piled on and stuck. She mellowed out.
So, I believe we're all 30 pounds heavier after we die. We also wear mom-jeans, polo shirts, floral cotton sweaters, and white Reeboks.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/08/2013|
I didn't mean to offend the fat. I could use a few sit ups myself. I was just curious if heaven believers believe we will all be at our physical best when we get there.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/08/2013|
[quote]op, I'm sorry! I like fat people! I own a dvd of%2
I don't know why it came out like that. I meant to say:
I'm sorry. I like fat people. I even own Precious on DVD.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/08/2013|
No fatties down here where I am!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/08/2013|
Just the ones who are sitting next to you on the plane.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/08/2013|
The are still fat, but heaven has less gravity.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/08/2013|
Apology excepted, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/09/2013|
[R9]Translated: It's a week of sunshine and blue skies. The city vibrates on the eve of this season, that millions are waiting for months. The trees change her look naked throbbing colors of the flowers that surround them. In the streets people have changed the dark winter coats by intense springtime tones and no longer have to say "good night" at 5 pm.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/09/2013|
OP, of course they are.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/09/2013|
Yes, though only in chubby chaser heaven.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/09/2013|
[quote]Heaven does not allow fatties
So heaven is a lot like Abercrombie and Fitch?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/09/2013|
In heaven, is OP still a worthless douche?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/09/2013|
This question and pretty much any other question about heaven kind of answers itself.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/09/2013|
R9, what does that have to do with the question of this thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/09/2013|
I hope they let fat people in heaven. I'm expecting to date all those nice people I overlooked because they were porky.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/09/2013|
It would figure that the kind of person who would ask such a question, is the kind of idiot who believes in a literal 'heaven'.......
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/09/2013|
As heaven is a fictitious place, it can be anything you want.
(Back to your bible story book now - try another story book, may I recommend the Lord of the Rings Trilogy - much better than the movies)
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/09/2013|
There are no r-1s in Heaven.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/09/2013|
There are no fat people in heaven. The fried chicken is to die for and what's more you cannot choke on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/09/2013|
Everyone in heaven is slim, blonde, and wearing super-flattering designer yoga pants!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/09/2013|
In heaven, everything is fine...
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/09/2013|
R33 is hellbound for sure. And stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/09/2013|
r38 is a moron
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/09/2013|
^^Who the hell asked you?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/09/2013|
In heaven, it doesn't matter.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/09/2013|
I think heaven allows souls of all sizes. Don't they have those one size fits all white coverups?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/09/2013|
In heaven fat people are still fat and skinny people are still hungry and unlovable.
Forever and ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/09/2013|