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A LESSON IN TOLERANCE FROM OUR CANADIAN FRIENDS

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Orillia , Ontario , says, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called " Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others."

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on

by Anonymousreply 1705/09/2013

What's good for the goose is good for the gander, I always say.

by Anonymousreply 105/08/2013

I wonder how Jiggs McFatwa strikes (no pun intended) him.

by Anonymousreply 205/08/2013

What part of this is supposed to be funny?

by Anonymousreply 305/08/2013

Has a fatwa been issued on this guy?

by Anonymousreply 405/08/2013

I'd like Iraq o' Ribs, please!

Yum.

by Anonymousreply 505/08/2013

Funny if you're a 56 year old Branson vacationer. Dave Berry makes me laugh harder.

by Anonymousreply 605/08/2013

It is funny. Tolerance is two ways!

by Anonymousreply 705/08/2013

R6 has a corn ka'bah up her cunt.

by Anonymousreply 805/08/2013

Now Juggs McDonald's house will get fire bombed

by Anonymousreply 905/08/2013

So he forwarded an email that was going around the US 2 years ago during the incredibly racist protests against the building of a mosque in lower Manhattan.

by Anonymousreply 1005/08/2013

Take my wife. Please! And stone her for disobeying me by going out in public without a male relative!

by Anonymousreply 1105/08/2013

Organized Religion is destroy the planet.

by Anonymousreply 1205/09/2013

Ah, the sweet stench of wingnut humor.

by Anonymousreply 1305/09/2013

Kind of a cross between open sewage, diesel fumes and Shalimar.

by Anonymousreply 1405/09/2013

You can have equality at a high level, where everyone is cared for and has a chance; or you can have equality at a low level, where people are just input output machines. Corporate American wants the latter.

by Anonymousreply 1505/09/2013

R15. Did you forget your pills this morning?

by Anonymousreply 1605/09/2013

I am liberal, and I think that's funny! I agree that mosques should be allowed any place any other religious building or artifact is allowed. I do not think it's fair that we, who supposedly separate church and state, give preference to the Christian religion.

On that same line, however, is the right to all those other legal businesses, offensive and mocking or not! I would have concern for those business owners, however, because of all the fury a few of the Muslim faith have shown the Western world.

It's still a funny parody. I would like to see businesses like this around Christian churches as well, with Christian-mocking names.

by Anonymousreply 1705/09/2013
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