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Ellen DeGeneres Brings Up Gayest Straight Man In Existence

Oh boy.

by Anonymousreply 1905/09/2013

Oh, leave him be. He seems like a sweetheart. Stop with the fem hate

by Anonymousreply 105/07/2013

r1, he's pretending to be straight.

by Anonymousreply 205/07/2013

Guys, there are a few of them, very very very few, but he is straight.

by Anonymousreply 305/08/2013

Wait, which one's Ellen?

by Anonymousreply 405/08/2013

I like when he wanted to show Ellen he needed socks, and did that ridiculous kick like he was a Rockette, toes perfectly pointed. He'd been really queeny up to that point, but that's when he went completely over the top.

by Anonymousreply 505/08/2013

He's wearing espadrilles and he's not from France.

Gay.

by Anonymousreply 605/08/2013

Gayer than a damn picnic basket

by Anonymousreply 705/08/2013

Ugh, 10 years later and she still can't dance!

by Anonymousreply 805/08/2013

Maybe one of those strokes "turned" him?

by Anonymousreply 905/08/2013

Zumba? Gay.

by Anonymousreply 1005/08/2013

I'm glad they're not allowed to post messages under the clip. I'm SO not in the mood.

by Anonymousreply 1105/08/2013

He is gay, folks. DUH. Did you see his schlub of a frau butterball wife sitting in the audience? There are millions of those types of marriages. They have an arrangement or she turns a blind eye to his gayness. Perhaps he has a boyfriend on the side. Or wanks to internet porn. Or just tries to suppress his "urges." Whatever it is, that guy has glitter shooting out of his ass.

by Anonymousreply 1205/08/2013

Another day, another Marcus Bachmann.

by Anonymousreply 1305/08/2013

r12 is correct, in my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 1405/08/2013

My gaydar went off and I thought I was having a seizure.

by Anonymousreply 1505/08/2013

A guy can't show a little enthusiasm? His wife is a very lucky gal as I bet he is a real tiger in bed.

by Anonymousreply 1605/08/2013

Got that right, R15. My gaydar went off so loud the school down the street sent all its students down to the tornado shelter.

by Anonymousreply 1705/08/2013

My deciding factor was the way he continuously chose to hug Ellen - arms above her shoulders (even when he's clearly taller than her).

MARY!

Is he her subordinate slow-dance partner?

by Anonymousreply 1805/08/2013

R12, the schlub butterball was his wife 's sister. His own wife looked pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 1905/09/2013
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