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North America needs to be redivided

I think "Canada" should be the western part of the US and Canada plus Baja California.

I think "Mexico" should be the Plains & Rockies U.S. and Canada plus all of Mexico except Baja and Yucatan.

I think "USA" should be everything east of the Mississippi plus Yucatan plus Greenland.

It would all make more sense: an Atlantic nation, a Pacific nation, and a Big Sky nation.

by Anonymousreply 1905/09/2013

Arise, nation of Atlantica!

by Anonymousreply 105/07/2013

Wow, OP. You DID it! Best thread EVER!!!

by Anonymousreply 205/07/2013

Thanks, but we don't want any of what you're offering. None.

by Anonymousreply 305/07/2013

Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark.

by Anonymousreply 405/07/2013

No. We just want each other. We'd have commerce, farming, entertainment, culture, tech, everything.

by Anonymousreply 505/07/2013

What about us?

by Anonymousreply 605/07/2013

Alaska needs to go back to Russia, just so we can get rid of the Palins.

by Anonymousreply 705/07/2013

Wow. That was thoughtless.

by Anonymousreply 805/07/2013

Yes, let's. Then let's pretend we're Disney princesses.

by Anonymousreply 905/07/2013

Denmark has no business exploiting Greenland. Kick 'em out. It would take, what, 20 policemen?

See if Alaska were in a continuous territory with the rest of its nation they wouldn't be so odd.

The Caribbean is not bothering anyone. Let it alone.

by Anonymousreply 1005/07/2013

SF to be capital of the Pacific nation, Mexico City the middle nation, and Montreal the eastern nation.

by Anonymousreply 1105/07/2013

I liked the Jesusland map.

by Anonymousreply 1205/07/2013

I also think crazy thoughts.

by Anonymousreply 1305/07/2013

OP, you're the biggest DL idiot if the year! Congrats!

by Anonymousreply 1405/07/2013

No, the Confederacy needs to come back so we can ditch the religious nuts. Well, the worst of them.

by Anonymousreply 1505/08/2013

Regarding Canada.....

1. Alberta is already a virtual Texas and would gladly make it official.

2. BC is almost all Chinese today. That is why they call it Hongcouver. Regardless of which country they are "under", they will always be and operate like a Chinese nation.

3. Quebec will always be France, it will never join the US (or English Canada).

4. Nova Scotia will re aline with the UK. Remember, Halifax was built to serve as Englands biggest naval base centuries ago.

The lines between Mexico/California/Arizona are already disappearing.

by Anonymousreply 1605/09/2013

Alberta and Saskatchewan and NWT belong in Jesusland. And possibly Manitoba.

Gay friendly Iowa and economically liberal Ohio clearly do not.

by Anonymousreply 1705/09/2013

The problem with the Jesusland map is, it excludes California. Once you get south of the LA city limits, Jesusland is in full effect right down to the Mexico border.

by Anonymousreply 1805/09/2013

R18, Let's not forget about Western Pennsylvania!

by Anonymousreply 1905/09/2013
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