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Which 3 hotties would you keep as sex slaves?

by Anonymousreply 4505/11/2013

OP = Stephen Sondheim

by Anonymousreply 105/07/2013

Talledega Tire Man Sam Worthington Charlie Day (I know, laugh. No idea why I am fascinated with him)

by Anonymousreply 205/07/2013

When I read this thread title, I thought it was about something entirely different.

by Anonymousreply 305/07/2013

Bradley Cooper, Billy Miller (Y&R) and Henry Cavill

by Anonymousreply 405/07/2013

I agree with r2

by Anonymousreply 505/07/2013

If you'd keep Charles Ramsey as a sex slave, you're an ass.

by Anonymousreply 605/07/2013

Matthew Macfayden, Cole Hauser, Raoul Bova

by Anonymousreply 705/07/2013

Barrett Long, Adam Wirthmore, and Johnny Rapid

by Anonymousreply 805/07/2013

Can I be the sex slave for Liam Neeson, Chris Meloni, and and Jon Hamm?

Chris to warm me up, Jon to make me work, and Liam to work me over.

by Anonymousreply 905/07/2013

Jake Gyllenhaal, Paul Walker, Seann William Scott

by Anonymousreply 1005/07/2013

Meh. Meh. And double meh.

by Anonymousreply 1105/07/2013

John Cena, Pavel Novotny, and Henry Cavill

by Anonymousreply 1205/07/2013

I'd love to have my balls in chains, OP, but Cheryl says..meh!

by Anonymousreply 1305/08/2013

Samuel O'Toole, Kurt Wilde, and Cody Cummings

by Anonymousreply 1405/08/2013

Joe Manganiello, Andrew Trischitta, and Filippo Giove from [italic]Jerseylicious[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 1505/08/2013

Ryan Phillipe, Giovanni Ribisi and Ryan Gosling

by Anonymousreply 1605/08/2013

Jake G, Zac E, and Triscuit

by Anonymousreply 1705/08/2013

I'm not telling.

by Anonymousreply 1805/08/2013

This thread is useless without pictures.

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by Anonymousreply 2305/08/2013

I would have Kobe, Kanye and Usher keep me as a slave.

by Anonymousreply 2405/08/2013

There's nothing remotely funny or entertaining about demeaning others. I know I'm on DL, but I'm pretty surprised some sick-minded person would even bother making a thread like this. Might as well ask people which toddlers they'd like to fuck while you're at it, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2505/08/2013

Channing Tatum, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and James Marsden

by Anonymousreply 2605/08/2013

R25, you're a a real jerk, take a big deep breath and get the FUCK over your tired self.

by Anonymousreply 2705/08/2013

R25 is absolutely correct. When people lament the decline of DL over the years, they are speaking of bullshit like this thread.

by Anonymousreply 2805/08/2013

No, actually they're lamenting the proliferation of humorless scolds like R25 and R28...

by Anonymousreply 2905/08/2013

What the fuck does sharing silly fantasies about sex-slave celebrities have to do with child rape, you idiot at R25? YOU'RE the one with baby sex on your mind, not any of us? Why is that, we wonder.

And R28's erroneous presumption at speaking for decline in DL quality is as woefully off-base. NO ONE except cunts, homophobic twats, and church-lady moralists itching to censor confuses sex threads with DL's problems.

Those problems mostly derive from uncivil anonymous posters, homophobic assaults, hectoring know-it-alls, and uncreative phonies. In other words, insufferable cunts such as you and R25.

Fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 3005/08/2013

Marry, fuck, kill is much more fun.

by Anonymousreply 3105/08/2013

Careful, R31... R25 and R28 will go off on how sick it is to want to kill someone and call you a murderer!!

(rolling eyes at the fucking idiots at R25 and R28)

by Anonymousreply 3205/08/2013

We should do marry, sex slave, fuck once, kill

by Anonymousreply 3305/08/2013

Poor r25 and r28 - so very sheltered they've never heard of consensual B&D and S&M. We should start a collection or something.

by Anonymousreply 3405/08/2013

Blake Griffin. And one or two of those gay 4 pay who wouldn't suck or rim.

by Anonymousreply 3505/08/2013

Oh, for God's sake. I wouldn't treat them like a [italic]slave[/italic] slave. I'd just want them to be around when I want to have sex with them.

by Anonymousreply 3605/09/2013

David Letterman, Dave Chappelle and Katt Williams

by Anonymousreply 3705/09/2013

Bitch Datalounge.


by Anonymousreply 3805/09/2013

Matt Bomer, Tom Hardy & Andrew Garfield

by Anonymousreply 3905/09/2013

Mario Lopez, Zac Efron and to mix things up Chris Meloni.

by Anonymousreply 4005/09/2013


by Anonymousreply 4105/09/2013

Jake Pavelka

by Anonymousreply 4205/09/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 4305/09/2013

Ryan Gosling, Scott Porter and Pablo Schreiber

by Anonymousreply 4405/11/2013

Webmaster, r1 and Cheryl

by Anonymousreply 4505/11/2013
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