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Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinois — Any Questions?

[italic][bold]Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinois — Any Questions?[/bold][/italic]

Hi. I've been lurking here for a little while. I [italic]love[/italic] it! In fact, I just got through responding to "Double Penetration."

Before you start asking me questions, let answer one right away: I prefer "M" over "Glenn." (Then again … who doesn't?!)

[italic]Now ask me what you will.…[/italic]

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 3405/11/2013

vaginas----your thoughts?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 105/07/2013

Paul Ryan - hung?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 205/07/2013

R1,

They're beautiful.

God is very generous to the ladies.

R2,

Paul is well-endowed. His face isn't blessed. But, below that area, the rest of him is.

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 305/07/2013

Aaron, where's the check for your portion of the share for the 4th on Fire Island?! That dump is costing me 12,000 for the week and if you think your skipping out to go chase 22 yr old Hatian refugee boys around the Dominican Republic you are FUCKED.

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 405/07/2013

I'm thinking about attending my church picnic this summer. It will be a casual potluck event in the local park.

My concern is over what to wear to such an event. I don't want to appear too stuffy, but I'm also not exactly a jeans & T-shirt kinda guy.

Do you have any suggestions for what a strapping younger man with a little bit of flair might wear to such an event.

Thanks for your help, Rep. Schock.

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 505/07/2013

Bette or Joan?

Callas or Tebaldi?

Top or bottom?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 605/07/2013

[quote]Paul Ryan - hung?

Better yet, how about the same question about your 'friend' Representative Kinzinger?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 705/07/2013

Oh, this is already the thread of the week.

R5, IIRC, the "strap" of the "strapping youg man" spontaneously combusted.

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 805/07/2013

"young"

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 905/07/2013

Do you like to drink and fight?

Do you like to fuck all night?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 1005/07/2013

Does the pot call the kettle beige?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 1105/07/2013

Bradley @ R4: If I answered that, specifically, some sweet house lady who frequents this site might go into a State of Schock.

R5: I do enjoy light colors in the summer time.

R6: Joan. Maria. And both.

R7: Both are blessed, but Paul's is best.

R10: I like to first be clean. And then get dirty.

R11: I'm not sure. You have be me considering cream.

I have to run. I'm meeting with a constituent.

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 1205/07/2013

Do you have a visceral reaction to the term "frock hobbler"?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 1305/07/2013

Is it true you're having "Cockgobbler" added to your official House stationery?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 1405/07/2013

Spit or swallow?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 1505/07/2013

Are your nipples sensitive? Do you like having them gently licked and sucked or do you like them chewed hard and/or twisted or pulled?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 1605/07/2013

Does someone on your official staff wax you?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 1705/08/2013

Are you free on Tuesdays for political donations?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 1805/08/2013

How big is your caucus?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 1905/08/2013

Did you really burn your turquoise picnic belt?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 2005/08/2013

Aaron sweetie, when the reporter asked you what you thought about marriage equality, why did you look so stunned and awkward? It's just a simple--but very common question theses days.

You said you hadn't thought of it. Seriously, Aaron? Nothing? Not at all? Never came up? Ever? You must be very, very busy.

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 2105/08/2013

What made you change your mind about being Governor?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 2205/08/2013

How long is your charade going to last? When are you coming out?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 2305/08/2013

Who is your fave: Ethel Merman or Mary Martin?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 2405/08/2013

Aaron, not a question, but a statement:

It gets better.

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 2505/08/2013

Thank you, everyone!

R13: I'm good.

R15: Why limit oneself?

R16: They're fine. I personally prefer the first set of stimulation.

R17: No.

R18: I will have my staff check that.

Lindsey @ R19: Oh, it's very big! (But manageable.)

R20: It's in my closet.

R21: This issue is moving so fast it's hard for me to keep up. I am evolving. But I find I sometimes can become [italic]overwhelmed[/italic]. Especially when an issue like this is so big, it just keeps getter bigger and bigger and bigger. And this is already [italic]garganutan[/italic]. It's amazing how it continues to [italic]grow[/italic]!

R22: I want you to know that I am not ruling out anything. Who knows what the future brings?! But I am encouraged. For the time being, though, I am very happy serving my district.

R23: Pardon me?

R24: Ethel.

R25: I find from my own personal experience, practice does makes perfect.

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 2605/08/2013

When using the public toilet, do you put pieces of paper on the seat when taking a number two?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 2705/08/2013

R27 I think Aaron is too busy with other things in the public toilet to do #2.

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 2805/08/2013

Aaron, I KNOW you are a pussy-hound. What would you like to do to my pussy? Eat it?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 2905/09/2013

How big yo dick is?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 3005/09/2013

Cheryl honey,

Not even the most diehard and dedicated bull dyke wants to eat your stinky twat.

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 3105/09/2013

If you want to discuss marriage equality, Aaron, you could check with Maggie Gallagher.

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 3205/09/2013

Rep. Schock, do you always douche or use an enema before you...well...you know?

If so, do you have any brand name recommendations?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 3305/09/2013

Rep. Schock, how friendly are you with Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Closet)?

by Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinoisreply 3405/11/2013
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