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So I just found out my neighbors are boyfriends who also escort together.

And before you ask, yes, I live in that mecca of whoredom known as Hell's Kitchen. They live on my floor, and they're obviously bfs. They're both incredibly good looking with amazing physiques they love to show off. A lot of guys in my building look like this (alas, except for me, boo hoo), so I didn't think anything of it.

I had a friend visiting this afternoon who studies all the rentboy sites like the King James bible. We went down in the elevator with the couple on our way out to lunch, and as soon we got to the street, my friend clued me in to who they are. As soon as we got to a cafe, we looked up their ad. They do in- and out-calls, are both versatile, and I was happy to read that they always play safe. The most shocking thing is that the one who gives off the big dick vibe is average, while the other one claims to be 8". I almost feel like I'm living next to celebrities. :)

by Anonymousreply 6005/08/2013

I condole you.

by Anonymousreply 105/05/2013

So, have you booked an appointment?

by Anonymousreply 205/05/2013

Save your loose change, OP. It's not easy to get a good spit roast in the same building.

by Anonymousreply 305/05/2013

Post a pic. Use snipping tool and then paint to hide their faces.

by Anonymousreply 405/05/2013

Put your ear to the heating grate, and maybe you'll hear the sounds of their fucking.

by Anonymousreply 505/05/2013

Have they said anything about your new caftan yet, OP?

by Anonymousreply 605/05/2013

You might be eligible for the neighbor discount. Discounts are likely to be given on the 29th of each month and certainly on the last day of the month as rent is due the 1st.

Start out with just a show for hands-free test drive.

by Anonymousreply 705/05/2013

At least they work together?

by Anonymousreply 805/05/2013

Link to RentBoy or Men4RentNow page?

by Anonymousreply 905/05/2013

OP--I think they would appreciate it if you linked to their ad. Free marketing.

by Anonymousreply 1005/05/2013

[quote]I almost feel like I'm living next to celebrities. :)

Who do they look like who's famous?

by Anonymousreply 1105/05/2013

Post pics on the sex threads

by Anonymousreply 1205/05/2013

Here's one from 48th and 8th, Mark Jenner. I'd rent him.

by Anonymousreply 1305/05/2013

Another one from HK:

by Anonymousreply 1405/05/2013

Here's one who has a "partner available."

by Anonymousreply 1505/05/2013

Hottest one yet.

by Anonymousreply 1605/05/2013

The one that I want:

by Anonymousreply 1705/05/2013

What R10 said. If you know someone in your building is looking for work it would just be rude, and not very neighborly, not to help them out.

by Anonymousreply 1805/05/2013

R11 took the short-bus to school.

by Anonymousreply 1905/05/2013

none of those guys say how much they charge

by Anonymousreply 2005/05/2013

OP, ever heard the phrase "Don't shit where you eat"?

by Anonymousreply 2105/05/2013

No, I never have.

by Anonymousreply 2205/05/2013

I haven't left the living room window in weeks, Abner!

by Anonymousreply 2305/05/2013

OP, you need to become best buds with them and then report back here weekly!

by Anonymousreply 2405/05/2013

Gosh, there really are a lot of whores in Hell's Kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 2505/05/2013

R16 you're obviously a pedo.

by Anonymousreply 2605/05/2013

R16 sure likes chicken.

by Anonymousreply 2705/05/2013


by Anonymousreply 2805/05/2013

Male escorts?? In Hell's Kitchen??? [italic]Now[italic] I've heard everything.

by Anonymousreply 2905/05/2013

These whores usually charge less towards the end of the month, because they are desperate to pay their rent. If you want dirt cheap escorts and like the ethnic type, you should go on Adam4Adam. Those whores can be talked down to $120 and they will fuck your ass like it's a pussy.

by Anonymousreply 3005/05/2013


by Anonymousreply 3105/05/2013

Turning [/italic] off the [/italic] italics...

by Anonymousreply 3205/05/2013

It's wrong! [italic]Shockingly[/italic] wrong!

by Anonymousreply 3305/05/2013

Nothing says LOVE like turning tricks together.

by Anonymousreply 3405/05/2013

That's nothing. Check out the REAL dad and son duo you can hire in Vegas.

by Anonymousreply 3505/05/2013

I love whores! I love whores! I love whores! I love whores! I love whores! I love whores! I love whores!

I love animal crackers too!

by Anonymousreply 3605/05/2013

Why are all the whore drawn to Hell's Kitchen? What's it about the area?

by Anonymousreply 3705/05/2013

I'm sick of sex workers and they burn out fast either an STI or drugs do them in. Most don't have to do it they want to they have 4 year degrees and get a thrill out of it unlike those poor uneducated ghetto women who have my sympathy, the rest of the sex workers playing around like Holly Golightly, do not.

by Anonymousreply 3805/05/2013

[quote] The one that I want

R17, I met him years ago when he lived in DC and had a job that did not involve sex for money. He then started dancing naked at Secrets and escorting. Let's just say that he's a tad older than your average rentboy or than you might imagine.

by Anonymousreply 3905/05/2013

What do they smell like?

by Anonymousreply 4005/05/2013

Lovely, nonetheless, R39. How old would you say those pics are?

by Anonymousreply 4105/05/2013

Not sure how old the photos are, R41. He didn't have the tattoos when I knew him around 2007-2008, so they are probably from some point in the last five years. However, when I saw him in NYC a few months ago, it was very obvious that he had some "work" done on his face. I'm pretty sure that he is around 40.

by Anonymousreply 4205/05/2013

Though the father is more grandfatherly, the father-son duo, if real, is still hot.

They'd be even hotter if the dad were 40-ish instead of 60-ish.

by Anonymousreply 4305/05/2013

Thanks R42. I looked at the link at R17 and said to myself "there's no way he's 27"

by Anonymousreply 4405/06/2013

You know the old saying......The couple who escort together, stay together.

by Anonymousreply 4505/06/2013

Interesting, the Father/Son ad seems to have been pulled.

by Anonymousreply 4605/06/2013

Pity that

by Anonymousreply 4705/06/2013

How pathetic that OP considers whores to be "celebrities."

by Anonymousreply 4805/06/2013

It's a living.

by Anonymousreply 4905/06/2013


by Anonymousreply 5005/07/2013

I just think they all look sad and have sad stories. Their lives are tragic. I know it's a big MARY and that the world has always had "whores," both male and female, and this is their choice but still. Some of those guys have such a sad, empty look in their eyes that they are trying to sell as "sexy" or aloof or whatever. And the petrie dish of STDs! SO not worth the risk. Internet porn and some lube is so much safer and cheaper.

If two guys lived in my building who were rentboys, I would be interested to WATCH them (sociological construct as to how they acted, interacted, carried themselves, etc.) for sure. For a lot of reasons, but not to hire.

by Anonymousreply 5105/07/2013

And before anyone says "Well smell you judgmental Mary," I have a dear friend who WAS an escort for awhile, a very high priced one who worked for an agency. He has hair-raising tales of some of the nasty, scary tricks he had to deal with, starting with the guy who wanted a rim job and who stuck his ass in the air and had dingleberries and bits of TP stuck to it. Guys get murdered or tortured, even those who work for the "better/best" agencies that screen clients. You never know what you are getting into with each trick.

by Anonymousreply 5205/07/2013

OMG R42 I know that guy from DC too. His name is Mike. He used to teach a body-bar class at Results about 5-6 years ago. He was in his 30's then. He used to be a partner in a bar called Be Bar, I guess it didn't do too well. Jeez, that is sad.

by Anonymousreply 5305/07/2013

And just to add, he's not that good looking in person. Average all around, except a nice body.

by Anonymousreply 5405/07/2013

how do you find a rentboy that has just started doing it? I want one that isn't jaded and burnt out

by Anonymousreply 5505/07/2013

btw, I'm going to be in NYC soon. anybody have experiences with one that they would recommend? nice guy and hot?

by Anonymousreply 5605/07/2013

[quote]What do they smell like?


by Anonymousreply 5705/07/2013

" I almost feel like I'm living next to celebrities. :)"

Not that you'd notice, perhaps, Lincoln Center up the block.

by Anonymousreply 5805/07/2013

Well, that does it, R54, no R17 for me.

by Anonymousreply 5905/07/2013

Gay men are such whores. Where do I get one?

by Anonymousreply 6005/08/2013
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