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Goofus or Gallant


by Anonymousreply 2105/05/2013


by Anonymousreply 105/04/2013

The Timbertoes give me wood.

by Anonymousreply 205/04/2013

Goofus throws his tricks out immediately afterwards. Gallant makes sure there are plenty of towels and turkey meatballs for all.

by Anonymousreply 305/04/2013

Pedo troll,go away.

by Anonymousreply 405/04/2013

Goofus pees on the seat.

Gallant sits.

by Anonymousreply 505/04/2013

Goofus spits.

Gallant swallows.

by Anonymousreply 605/04/2013

Goofus AND Gallant .... well after their 18th birthday, of course.

by Anonymousreply 705/04/2013

Felicia Gallant

by Anonymousreply 805/04/2013

You're asking which one we'd fuck? Well the choice is obvious, but the other one needs it more.

BTW, I had to look this up to know WTF you were talking about.

by Anonymousreply 905/04/2013

Goofus is delightful. Gallant is a prisspot and not much fun. I'd rather be Goofus any time, and usually am. I tend to put the empty ice tray back in the freezer without filling them. Goofus is human.

by Anonymousreply 1005/04/2013

Today Goofus has a potbelly and body odor.

Gallant is a bodybuilder with perfect hair.

So I'll take Gallant.

by Anonymousreply 1105/04/2013

Goofus wipes his dick on the drapes.

Gallant uses the moist towlette he keeps in his wallet.

by Anonymousreply 1205/04/2013

Goofus doesn't even ask you your name.

Gallant sends you a hand-written thank-you card.

by Anonymousreply 1305/04/2013

Gallant posts here. He's the prisspot who corrects everyone's grammar and scolds them for excessive drinking, binge tricking and eating at McDonald's.

by Anonymousreply 1405/04/2013

We four kids *detested* Gallant. We were really good kids who never caused trouble, so I guess Goofus was our Id surrogate.

Thing is, Goofus really wasn't all that bad compared to someone like the Cat on the Hat or Goldilocks, who were truly destructive and annoying.

by Anonymousreply 1505/04/2013

Goofus sits and spins.

Gallant just sits.

by Anonymousreply 1605/04/2013

Next question: Not Me or Ida Know?

by Anonymousreply 1705/05/2013

Dolly was a lovely girl.

by Anonymousreply 1805/05/2013

hey her name may have gallant but she was a goofus!

by Anonymousreply 1905/05/2013

I told Goofus to take the money on the dresser and get out. I got up and made scrambled eggs and mimosas for Gallant.

by Anonymousreply 2005/05/2013

Love you R8!

by Anonymousreply 2105/05/2013
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