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How Many Inches Do You Think Michael Fassbender's Cock Is When It's Erect?

Well?

by Anonymousreply 12809/17/2014

a buck two-eighty

by Anonymousreply 105/03/2013

BR-549

by Anonymousreply 205/03/2013

It is about seven inches when fully erect.

by Anonymousreply 405/03/2013

Movie actors are better hung than the general public and I would say he is a thick nine inches with massive balls. Someone told me that actors aren't hired unless they are hung so all actors are massive.

by Anonymousreply 505/03/2013

i'm saying 8 and nice and thick.

by Anonymousreply 605/04/2013

He looks so old for 36.

by Anonymousreply 805/04/2013

R9 Hi Michael!

by Anonymousreply 1005/04/2013

Actors: Michael Fassbender and John Hamm both have 8 inch penises. Willen Dafoe has 9 inches.

Porn stars: Ken Ryker has eight inches. Jeff Stryker has 7 inches. BJ Slater (hung B porn star), has 9 inches. The late John Holmes had 9 inches (the 11 inch hype about John Holmes and Ken Ryker is/was nonsense). If anyone tries to say these guys have/had bigger penises, they're lying.

That's all I know.

by Anonymousreply 1105/04/2013

I meant to say: Willem Dafoe.

by Anonymousreply 1205/04/2013

There is no way Jeff Stryker's penis is only 7 inches. CGI didn't exist back in the 80's to make it look so big. It was big.

by Anonymousreply 1405/04/2013

No, R14 is a reply to R11 in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 1605/04/2013

Well then both of them need to get the fuck out! This is all about Fassy!

by Anonymousreply 1705/04/2013

It's 7 and a half HARD

by Anonymousreply 1805/04/2013

R 14: Jeff Stryker is a short fit guy. His peter looks bigger onscreen (just like a few pounds is usually added to one's body on camera.) However, Jeff has a 7 inch peter...not 7 1/2 , etc.

R 11: I'm told Liam (if you're talking about Liam Neeson), has to have at least 9 1/2 to 10 inches erect. Years ago (in the mid 90's), a pal allegedly saw him after he got out of a shower at a Hollywood gym (my friend is not impressed with famous folks and has no reason to lie.) My pal got a good look as Mr. Neeson was drying off. Liam's peter is allegedly at least 7 inches soft. He said he got a straight vibe from Liam and mentioned that Liam was polite and attractive in person. My pal is gay btw.

by Anonymousreply 1905/04/2013

R4, "George Clooney," Why didn't you talk about thickness?

by Anonymousreply 2105/04/2013

Speaking of George Clooney, R 21: I've heard that allegedly he/George has slightly over 7 inches and nice patches of dark body hair.

by Anonymousreply 2205/04/2013

R18, Are you a man or a woman? How was the one-night-stand?

by Anonymousreply 2305/04/2013

Seven inches and thin. You have to account for grade inflation, and the fact he is about five nine and super slender. It looks bigger on him.

by Anonymousreply 2405/04/2013

What about Elias Koteas' cock? How many inches? Please supply vivid details of his length and girth.

by Anonymousreply 2505/04/2013

R24, According to IMBD, George Clooney is 5'11" and Fassbender is 6'0" and curious minds want to know whose cock you're describing.

by Anonymousreply 2605/04/2013

R26 I would never call Clooney super slender, so my guess is that R24 is talking about Fassbender. Who indeed is super slender.

by Anonymousreply 2705/04/2013

Can anyone please supply inches (length, girth, circ status) for the following men:

Danny Pino Benjamin Bratt Christopher Meloni

by Anonymousreply 2805/04/2013

R24. If you are talking about fassbender you are very, very wrong

by Anonymousreply 2905/04/2013

R28: I'm told that Christopher Meloni has a 6 inch cut pole with average thickness. I'm also told he's straight and loves the attention he gets from all of his fans. He's a cool guy who loves to work out.

by Anonymousreply 3005/04/2013

[quote]According to IMBD, George Clooney is 5'11" and Fassbender is 6'0" and curious minds want to know whose cock you're describing.

Like cocks on Grindr, you can subtract two inches from "official heights." It also says Jeremy Renner is five ten but so am I, and when I stood next to him I looked down, and he was wearing those boots actors wear to make them look taller.

Seven inches is well above average. His dick looks dramatically big on screen because he is not very tall, and he is very, very slender. He's also a shower. That's all, folks.

by Anonymousreply 3105/04/2013

What an egregiously wordy sentence to ask "How big is Michael Fassbender's erect cock?" And why do you capitalize each word in your question?

by Anonymousreply 3205/04/2013

8.5

by Anonymousreply 3305/04/2013

r32 is an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 3405/04/2013

[quote]you can subtract two inches from "official heights."

Where in the hell did you come up with that rubbish?!

by Anonymousreply 3505/04/2013

Choke on a dildo, R34/35, you flaming ponce.

by Anonymousreply 3605/04/2013

r36 = idiot

by Anonymousreply 3705/04/2013

Huge cocks are gross. They look good in porn but they are not practical in reality. My mouth and ass likes something that won't tear them apart. I'm not a masochist.

by Anonymousreply 3805/04/2013

There is some truth to what R35 says. The age and height, etc. of actors and singers is not always truthful on some sites.

by Anonymousreply 3905/04/2013

R 31: how do you know Michael Fassbender has 7 inches? just curious?

by Anonymousreply 4005/04/2013

I saw him naked on screen in Shame and am guessing based on his height, build, and my experience with dicks.

re: height, I've met a lot of celebrities in person. The women all look disgusting and the men are all short. I'm five ten and have a hard time remembering any male celebrity I've met who was taller than me. Jake G was maybe an inch taller but had big boots on.

by Anonymousreply 4105/04/2013

Is he good-looking?Then I'll be better able to answer that.Or better one:Pretty big if I blew him...inlesshe's butt ugly!I don't know the guy.I don't think.

by Anonymousreply 4205/04/2013

I'm still rolling my eyes at R19 's references to 'peters'.

by Anonymousreply 4305/04/2013

Brad Pitt allegedly has 6 inches cut. He's not very hairy, but has nice light brown pubes. He's said to be a nice guy despite his great fame, wealth and success.

R41: How did you get to meet so many famous people? Which guys are very attractive in person? Who gave off a gay/bi vibe?

by Anonymousreply 4405/04/2013

[R20] How in the hell do you know this, you're very descriptively, curiously so? Are you male or female, and have you had direct contact? Thx.

by Anonymousreply 4505/04/2013

Hi R:41,

I've got a big crush on this guy who's white, 6'4, weighs 160, size 10 1/2 shoe and has an adam's apple. What size would you guess his peter to be?

Btw, I saw Michael Fassbender in NY a few months ago. He was wearing beige slacks and appeared to be commando or wearing thin boxers. I'm convinced he had about 4 1/2 inches hanging down his left leg. Hot!!!

by Anonymousreply 4605/04/2013

more please!

by Anonymousreply 4705/05/2013

R45. Male. Lets say Mr. Fassbender likes to be watched sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 4805/05/2013

R20, R48 - Watched while doing a woman, man or both?

by Anonymousreply 4905/05/2013

The one I saw was a woman.

by Anonymousreply 5005/05/2013

R50, Still curious...how were you invited to this session? Is this something that you have participated in before with Fassbender? Are you gay? Did it turn you off to watch him with a woman? Didn't you want to play as well?

by Anonymousreply 5205/05/2013

[quote]Movie actors are better hung than the general public

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 5305/05/2013

this is getting good! i love, DL :)

by Anonymousreply 5405/05/2013

Whoever wrote that quote at R53 is so incorrect. A pal used to work in Hollywood (in wardrobe)) from the late 40's until the early 60's. He saw lots of stars/actors either in their briefs or commando (if they normally chose to go commando instead of wearing underwear for fittings. He said he was always professional (he was gay), but it gave him lots to go on when pleasuring himself. I could not get him to gossip about who was hung, but, he had a dream job. He said most actors were of normal size (at least soft.) Men are men and people are people...famous or not.

by Anonymousreply 5505/05/2013

R51/r52. We had a friend that was quite well known for his cocaine fueled orgies. There were rooms, some of us knew about where one could perform for others who were not in the same room. I never saw our boy with his snout in the bowl, but did see him giving a lucky girl the thickness. I am gay. Do not know if he knew I was watching, but not sure it would have mattered, I do nt have a crush on him, and it did turn me on. I got a nice hard fucking later on from another guy (non celeb).

One other bit of trivia, he does like to spit/lube his thumb and play/finger a girls ass when doing it doggie. He has quite a bit of endurance so there was plenty of time to see his moves. From what I saw, he likes his women.

by Anonymousreply 5605/05/2013

R56, Thanks for posting. I've heard that name actors performing for power execs at orgies is the norm in Hollywood. Is that true?

by Anonymousreply 5705/05/2013

R56 What the girl looked like? I heard he likes black girls only.

by Anonymousreply 5805/05/2013

Good stuff!!! R20, R48, R56. Thanks for sharing!

by Anonymousreply 5905/05/2013

R57. This was not in Hollywood, this was in Europe, but there were several hollywood celebs in attendance and they seemed quite well versed and comfortable with the scene. I would assume what you have heard to be true based on the party I attended.

by Anonymousreply 6005/05/2013

Actually, OP/R34, R32 makes a lot of sense.

by Anonymousreply 6105/05/2013

r56, did you watch him cum? What about receiving a blow job? Tell us moar!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6205/05/2013

R60, have you ever seen Daniel Craig there? any gossip about him?

by Anonymousreply 6305/05/2013

R62. I did see him get blown. It was definitely not because he needed fluffing, the stallion was ready as soon as the pants came off. The poor girl really couldn't handle sucking it. However, she did take it like a champ later. I have reason to believe she did have her snout in the candy dish earlier.

I did not see his cum, but did see sim cum if you know what I mean.

R63. Did not see DC. I didn't ask as that was frowned upon at these events.

by Anonymousreply 6405/05/2013

sniff sniff... I smell PR lies.

by Anonymousreply 6505/05/2013

[quote]Ken Ryker has eight inches. Jeff Stryker has 7 inches

Sorry, but there's no way in hell that Stryker and Ryker are only 7 and 8 inches.

by Anonymousreply 6805/05/2013

"a country singer whose name sounds like a type of southeast Asian food"

I love mysteries but I have no clue since I am not a country music fan...

by Anonymousreply 6905/05/2013

R69, Chesney sounds to me like chutney.

by Anonymousreply 7005/05/2013

R70. He's had a "ton" of publicity lately.

by Anonymousreply 7105/05/2013

Three

by Anonymousreply 7205/05/2013

Hi R68: I don't have time to go back up thread to see where I first posted about pornstars. However, Ken does indeed have 8 inches and Jeff has 7 inches. They are lean guys with little pubic hair, which I feel makes them look longer.

R67 says he wishes he'd seen the goods before the weight gain. Kenny Chesney is still lean as far as I know. I'd love to know who the male country singer is. Anyone know?

by Anonymousreply 7305/05/2013

R73, I think that R67 was talking about 2 different men, a country singer and one that propositions numerous masseurs and security guards.

by Anonymousreply 7405/05/2013

R73. The country singer was one person,the propositioned was another.

by Anonymousreply 7505/05/2013

Ryker was nicknamed "The Garden Hose" in high school with good reason. He looks to be at LEAST 9 inches erect. Maybe slightly larger.

by Anonymousreply 7605/05/2013

OMFG, I love you, Orgy Dude! Best gossip on DL in years. Thanks for sharing AND for giving us the blind item-style tidbits.

I think the country singer is Chesney. The masseur demander ... Travolta maybe? And I haven't the faintest idea who the cokehead gal could be.

by Anonymousreply 7705/05/2013

R77. The country singer is not Cheney. As a reminder, his name sounds like a south East Asian food and has been in a "ton" of trouble lately

by Anonymousreply 7805/05/2013

I don't know Country Singers. But what kind of Trouble? More hint would be helpful

I am assuming the masseur guy us Travolta.

by Anonymousreply 7905/05/2013

Is the country singer on this page, Orgy Dude?

by Anonymousreply 8005/05/2013

A country singer who hangs out in london? hmmm... "food flavoring girls"...?

by Anonymousreply 8105/05/2013

R80, he is not on there. I believe he has only had one major hit. Another hint, instead of southeast Asian, focus on Indian, and remember has has been in a "ton" of trouble recently.

by Anonymousreply 8205/05/2013

R81. This country singer doesn't reside there, he was there for an event and I understand he travels frequently, when not in a "ton" of trouble.

The food flavoring girls on the other hand....

by Anonymousreply 8305/05/2013

WTH is a food flavoring girl? Vanilla? Vanilla as in boring or Vanilla as in White?

by Anonymousreply 8405/05/2013

Ok Indian food,

Curry? Naan, Garam Masala, Ghee, Dal, Chapati, Samosa, Tandoori?

So all of you country music fans, do those words rhyme with any names?

by Anonymousreply 8505/05/2013

He is not gay so who cares.

by Anonymousreply 8605/05/2013

R85 LOL! The only country singer who was in a ton of trouble recently is Randy Travis. But does his name sound like Indian food ? LOL

by Anonymousreply 8705/05/2013

Not Travis

by Anonymousreply 8805/05/2013

Scotty McCreery. sounds like curry. my best guess. pls give more info regarding the food flavoring gal, sounds like all of them in showbiz.

by Anonymousreply 8905/05/2013

Fassy is said to be a mean drunk who flashes his dick so the girlfriends dump him. He beat the hell out of one of his girlfriends. Heavy drinker/smoker but if he gets plastic surgery he will look like an alien. I mean, even more plastic surgery of course he's had the standard nosejob.

by Anonymousreply 9005/05/2013

R84 -- I'm assuming it's Spice Girl Victoria B.

Interesting that Fassbender would fuck openly at a party, no matter how private it was. Everything I've heard about him is that he is very very discreet. HUGE WHORE but very discreet wrt to things being out in the media.

by Anonymousreply 9105/05/2013

R91, definitely sounds like one of the spice girls! I've seen scary spice in person, she was with her hubby and she looked very fit, slimmer in person. That posh spice must be skin and bones in person if she looked that skinny in the mags. I hear she orders lettuce with vinegar when dining out.

by Anonymousreply 9205/05/2013

r56, was Fassy animalistic in his fucking? Was she screaming? Was he moaning, talking dirty?

by Anonymousreply 9305/06/2013

Fassbender's more careful now than he was, apparently. I heard a story about him fucking a producer's assistant in her office years back. And a hotel employee in a closet during a junket.

Now, he's more careful about the fucking, but if he's at a party, there's definitely a big chance of PDA. Full-on snogging with girlfriends, or if he's single, multiple girls at the same place.

by Anonymousreply 9505/06/2013

A Tumblr full of Fassbender.

by Anonymousreply 9605/06/2013

I cannot believe nobody has gotten the country singer!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 9705/06/2013

Billy Currington?

by Anonymousreply 9805/06/2013

[quote]Everything I've heard about him is that he is very very discreet. HUGE WHORE but very discreet wrt to things being out in the media.

How can you be a "HUGE WHORE" and still be discreet in 2013? It seems like at least some of the women would brag about it online especially if he's picking them up at bars.

by Anonymousreply 9905/06/2013

Currington= good guess!

by Anonymousreply 10005/07/2013

R101, Don't lots of actors "drink like a fish" and are hypersexual? How do they keep their cocks "clean?"

by Anonymousreply 10205/07/2013

I predict AA in his future. Some kind of rehab.

by Anonymousreply 10305/07/2013

please tell which country star hit on you!!!

by Anonymousreply 10405/09/2013

Currington's got to be the country singer.

Fassbender must have the VD clinic on speed dial. He is such a slut.

by Anonymousreply 10505/09/2013

It was much larger in shame then in that hunger strike movie where its flaccid, so it's pretty obvious to me that he inflated himself before hand to a "semi" to look larger. Probably over slightly over average.

by Anonymousreply 10605/09/2013

Erm, no. I looked about the same size to me in both movies.

by Anonymousreply 10705/09/2013

Mr. F went out to dinner with Bradley Cooper in London over the weekend. That's a sex-tape I'd like to see. That's a sex-tape I'm sure Mr. Cooper would like to make.

Unfortunately, Mr. F's latest mixed race fling/hook-up/FWB also tagged along. A British Olympian by the name of Louise Hazel.

by Anonymousreply 10805/27/2013

So anyone got any more dirt on this guy?

by Anonymousreply 10908/16/2013

[quote] mixed race fling/hook-up/FWB

Consider how you wouldn't have felt the need to even mention it if the people he dated happened to be white. Funny how them happening not to be white becomes something very important to you.

by Anonymousreply 11008/16/2013

R110, I don't know about R108.

I've noticed and commented when I've seen Fassbender dating a white girl.

by Anonymousreply 11111/03/2013

Uncensored of him peeing on set

by Anonymousreply 11211/06/2013

The thread is a confederacy of perves.

by Anonymousreply 11311/06/2013

r112 - that is a full on grip..two hands....yeah that is a big floppy knob.

by Anonymousreply 11411/06/2013

He's a shower not a grower.

by Anonymousreply 11511/06/2013

Here's a nice shot of Billy Currington, the country singer spotted jerking off for an older guy at a coke-fueled party in Europe, as recounted by r67.

by Anonymousreply 11611/06/2013

Damn R112, nice pic. There can never be enough pictures of Fassbender's impressive package.

by Anonymousreply 11711/06/2013

Is it still a package once it's unwrapped?

by Anonymousreply 11811/06/2013

More details from the guy who saw him in action at a party? What positions did he go for? What did the girl look like? Did he go down on her? Was he kissing her? What did he hear - grunting, ball slapping, penetration noises, talking dirty? How long before he came and what position was that in? What did he do after he came?

by Anonymousreply 11903/10/2014

so you are saying billy currington has a very big dick since you said his BDF did not to it justice?

by Anonymousreply 12003/12/2014

Interesting tea! Spill some more tea!

by Anonymousreply 12103/12/2014

He's got NOTHING on me.

by Anonymousreply 12203/12/2014

Well I used to date an Irish guy of similar build and height to MF...not only did he have a hot accent and very blue eyes, but a hot cock too...about 8" thick and uncut

by Anonymousreply 12305/20/2014

Fuck me, but I adore Fassbender. He looks like a psycho who would fuck you til you bleed then clock you in the nose. I just saw DOFP and loved watching him, he does look fucking old for his age though.

by Anonymousreply 12405/28/2014

BUMP

by Anonymousreply 12507/04/2014

Sam Colt has 5 inches and a weird piss slit that aint where it should be.

by Anonymousreply 12607/04/2014

99

by Anonymousreply 12707/04/2014

Any news on him?

by Anonymousreply 12809/17/2014
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