How can you tell if someone is a bottom?
Why do gays have to wait til they're in the bedroom to find out?
I'm dating an older guy who is rather soft-spoken and worries about his weight. I really can't imagine him grabbing my ass and making me his personal buttpig. We haven't discussed what we like in the bedroom yet.
My experience is bottoms are very aggressive in persuing a guy who might be a top (there are so few). And that describes him: puppy dog enthusiasm.
I can be versatile, but if the other guy is a total bottom I think it would be boring for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||07/31/2013|
What makes you imagine you have to wait to find out ? Why waste his time and yours, if you'd find a total bottom unacceptable ? you have a voice, ask the guy ! The longer you spin this out, the more you'll hurt his feelings if you dump him coz he won't fuck your ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/01/2013|
[quote]Why do gays have to wait til they're in the bedroom to find out?
Maybe you should rephrase that to "Why am I uncomfortable talking about my sexual activity preferences?" or maybe "Why do I ignore my hunch that this person will be disappointing to me sexually, preferring instead to deny, deny, deny until a crisis is arrived at?"
As R1 said:
[quote]you have a voice, ask the guy !
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/01/2013|
Put your ear to their hole and see if you can hear the ocean.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/01/2013|
Just ask him. Whats the worse that could happen?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/01/2013|
1. Gay Voice
2. Obsessed with fashion and/or dance
3. Always ogling masculine straight guys
4. Madonna or Lady Gaga fan
5. Drives a typically gay car, aka: Mazda Miata, VW Golf, BMW 3 Series (The rich ones).
6. Gossipy and talkative
7. Many "Bimbo type" females in tow
8. Regular patron of live theater or the ballet
9. Constant desire to move to/visit NYC
10. Cliche body language
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/02/2013|
You'll never know OP. You'll never know until you ask or sleep with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/02/2013|
I score 3/10 in r6's list, and I am a total soles-pointed-to-heaven, screaming bottom. I'd have it no other way.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/02/2013|
They trail farts when they walk.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/02/2013|
LOL @ R3.
Back when I was slutty, I would tell a guy I was picking up if I felt like topping or bottoming. If he was on board, great, off we go.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/02/2013|
Just assume at least 90% bottoms at any Gay event and the statistical average will back you up. (much higher during fashion week).
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/02/2013|
You can tell that someone is a total bottom if he can't spell "pursue" correctly.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/02/2013|
R4, time to learn the difference between worse and worst.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/02/2013|
There are two types of gay men, bottoms and liars.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/02/2013|
[quote] How can you tell if someone is a bottom?
Snail trails on the Naugahyde upholstery.
Or is that " How can you tell if someone is a woman?"
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/03/2013|
Gay Voice is your best bet.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/03/2013|
My partner is 6ft 1, hairy, handsome, Macho Kind of man.
We met 16 years ago and I was or I thought I was A bottom all the way.
After a year he wants me to fuck him! OK I'll give it a try and I did.
Well it turns out HE is a big old bottom so now I am the top!!
Actually it doesn't really matter. We have a lot of fun and there are now No rules. Those are just labels anyway,
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/03/2013|
We call that a Muscle Mary R18.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/03/2013|
Back in the day we didn't to guess we'd just check the back pocket. For those too young too remember, here's some information.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/03/2013|
Their farts are silent but deadly.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/03/2013|
A couple of celebs I was surprised to find out are tops.
So I guess it is best if you can discuss right off the bat.
I can bottom but I much prefer to top and that feels more natural for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/03/2013|
You wake up and his ass is on your dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/03/2013|
R23 making stuff up again......
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/03/2013|
Adam Lambert confirmed years ago that he is a top
same with Chris Colfer
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/03/2013|
Colfer was also the subject of a BI about an actor/producer/writer(?) everyone would be surprised to find out was a top and who expected one of the people he was hiring to put out before he got the part.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/04/2013|
I find if they have their ass in the air or their legs around their ears it's generally a good indicator. Mind you, there was that embarrassing trick with the gymnast yogi.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/04/2013|
Blonds and redheads bottom for brunettes.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/04/2013|
The bigger the cock, the bigger the bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/04/2013|
The real question is, how can you tell if your bottom is a someone?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/04/2013|
If is common for recently out celebrities to say they are tops. It is an ago thing. Coming out as a bottom takes much more time.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/04/2013|
But baby if I'm the bottom, you're the top.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/04/2013|
You really don't know, OP, until you ask or go to bed with him.
Years ago, i brought a young, sweet Asian boy home with me. I'm a top, and admit that I believed the stereotype drivel I had heard about Asians. Imagine my surprise when he flipped me over and aggressively topped me. He had the hardest cock I've ever experienced and drilled me like a jackhammer.
I remember him to this day.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/04/2013|
[quote]How can you tell if someone is a bottom?
The person always has a place for you to park your umbrella when you're visiting.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/04/2013|
Gaping hol = bottom whore
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/04/2013|
Isn't there some test in which a person is shown images that cause arousal and then their hole is measured for the amount of dilation? I know there's a quick and dirty version to measure reactive looseness by counting how many fingers you can get inside.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/04/2013|
See if they lie on their stomach in the bedroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/04/2013|
Is there shit on your dick in the morning?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/04/2013|
Just ask, you fucking asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/04/2013|
Bottoms come rinsed and pre-lubed.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/04/2013|
When his hole starts calling you
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/05/2013|
R6, the only thing I MIGHT have is cliched body image and I'm a total bottom. I do agree it's not a bad list, but exceptions do exist.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/15/2013|
R6, why would a rich person drive the 3 series?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/15/2013|
He has a cabinet full of psyllium husks in his kitchen.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/15/2013|
We have a winner at r47!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/15/2013|
I have never understood the obsession and demand over being a top or being a bottom.
I love sex, and all its forms. If we're talking about anal, I'm more inclined to top, unless the guy has a small dick, then I can be persuaded to bottom.
I'm in a relationship with a guy who is a bottom, but has topped for me a couple times, and it was fun. I have topped for him many times, and it's been fun. We usually blow each other (several times a week), and make out all the time, and are very touchy feely with each other.
I just can't imagine imposing some format on this relationship where I demand to be exclusively topping or bottoming, and that I'd otherwise break up with him if I didn't get my way all the time.
I think many gay men are spoiled and selfish...and don't see the truth - that good sex isn't about strict role play, and good relationships are not about role play at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/15/2013|
I know two different guys that tell everyone they are "total tops", but get 'em in bed and watch what happens. Their legs raise up like they have helium packs attached.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/15/2013|
He's lying on his stomach in the bathhouse.
Dead giveaway, that.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/15/2013|
Thanks, #40- you made tea come out my nose!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/15/2013|
If he waxes his pecs, wears a pink gingham shirt, turquoise belt and white trousers, he's a bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/16/2013|
If he wears signature "color of the week" colors to work.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/16/2013|
Thanks, R52. Nothing finer than tea shooting through the nostrils.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||05/16/2013|
[quote]I think many gay men are spoiled and selfish...and don't see the truth - that good sex isn't about strict role play, and good relationships are not about role play at all.
"many gay men"? The ONLY ones who are into this role play as you call it -- where people think of themselves as the equivalent of an electrical outlet or a plug -- are in small urban e-ffeminate cliques. 95% of same-sex attracted males just want to have fun with sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||05/16/2013|
"I have never understood the obsession and demand over being a top or being a bottom. "
Are you new here. This is DataLounge, where the emotional age of the average poster is somewhere between 8 and 13.
One would think gay men would be somewhat enlightened re: sexual matters, but if you've spent any time here you'd know the morons and cases of arrested development who post here can be just as big as neanderthals, maybe even more so, than their straight male counterparts.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||05/16/2013|
R49. Some guys, a lot of guys actually, are just wired to like only topping or only bottoming. It's not about not being wild or not experimenting or being selfish or boring of demanding exclusivity. It's just what some people like. I've tried topping. My dick just won't stay hard. I have no idea why. Conversely, my last boyfriend tried bottoming. It only hurt; he achieved zero pleasure from it. I think being versatile is great. But I'm not. Just like I'm not straight or dark haired or short.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||05/16/2013|
What is a "passionate" bottom?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/16/2013|
[quote]95% of same-sex attracted males just want to have fun with sex.
That might be true of gay men under thirty, but if you count ALL gay men, it's more like 68 - 73%.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||05/17/2013|
R60, what do the remaining 27-32 percent want, if not to have fun with sex?
Sex should always be fun IMO.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/17/2013|
If he's a senator from South Carolina, he's a bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/18/2013|