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Do you have a favorite kind of cake?

Please share. I'm in the mood to bake.

by Anonymousreply 13507/13/2013

Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake!

by Anonymousreply 105/01/2013

Chocklit!

by Anonymousreply 205/01/2013

Grace's Apricot Nectar Cake, its in Bell's Best Cookbook

by Anonymousreply 305/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 405/01/2013

"Would you please stop talking about that CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!"

by Anonymousreply 505/01/2013

Nigerian Yellow Cake

by Anonymousreply 605/01/2013

The recipe on the back of the Hersheys baking chocolate can. There is none better. Or more foolproof.

by Anonymousreply 705/01/2013

Carrot Cake. It's the only cake I eat nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 805/01/2013

I haven't baked a cake in a very long time but have recently wanted to make a German Chocolate Cake, to be eaten with a side of Haagen-Daz vanilla ice cream...

by Anonymousreply 905/01/2013

First, I know my post is wrong on many levels.

I was at Wal-Mart over the weekend and bought a 1/2-price red velvet cake (about $5 for a two-layer cake). It's delicious.

by Anonymousreply 1005/01/2013

Burnt sugar angel food with praline icing

by Anonymousreply 1105/01/2013

I love good homemade pound cake, aptly named.

by Anonymousreply 1205/01/2013

1-2-3-4 cake, Alice Waters' version, with fruit and whipped cream (or not--it's great plain).

by Anonymousreply 1305/01/2013

Nigella Lawson's Guinness Chocolate Cake is the best cake I've ever eaten or made -- perfect in every way.

by Anonymousreply 1405/01/2013

R9, the best German chocolate cake I've ever made is from the 1997 Joy of Cooking.

by Anonymousreply 1505/01/2013

lemon buttermilk bundt cake with lemon glaze

by Anonymousreply 1605/01/2013

Homemade butter pound cake. But R6 sounds very interesting and I do love carrot cake as well.

by Anonymousreply 1705/01/2013

I think I might try some of these recipes.

by Anonymousreply 1805/01/2013

Hummingbird Cake -- three layers of sweet cream cheesy scrumptiousness.

by Anonymousreply 1905/01/2013

Mmmmm. Cake!

by Anonymousreply 2005/01/2013

thanks, r15. That's the one I'll make (have to drop a few pounds first, though)

by Anonymousreply 2105/01/2013

7-up cake with jizz-like glaze

It was a family craze in the 90s and all the women acted like it was some old timey recipe handed down from generations past.

by Anonymousreply 2305/01/2013

Give me some of that cheap ass birthday cake from the grocery store bakery please. Vanilla cake with vanilla frosting. An end piece with lots of frosting flowers, so that all the frosting makes me lap at the roof of my mouth like a dog that ate some peanut butter. That shit's so sweet it'll make you high for a while. Your pupils dilate and you get the shakes. You won't want sweets for a month after, but it hurts so good when you're doing it.

by Anonymousreply 2405/01/2013

Banana cake with homemade vanilla or chocolate frosting.

by Anonymousreply 2505/01/2013

[quote]it hurts so good when you're doing it.

Actually, no. It doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 2605/01/2013

You'll catch the diebeetuss!

by Anonymousreply 2705/01/2013

All the rich southern people eat either Hummingbird Cake or Italian Cream Cake.

by Anonymousreply 2805/01/2013

vanilla wafer cake

by Anonymousreply 2905/01/2013

Italian Cassata Cake. It has a filling that is similar to cannoli. I die for it.

Speaking of supermarket cakes, R24, Kroger's Chocolate chip cake is really good. It is my secret guilty pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 3005/01/2013

Cak, with graxy on the side.

by Anonymousreply 3105/01/2013

Pound Cake

by Anonymousreply 3205/01/2013

All of these sound good, including the cheap ass birthday cake. The only one I am not too sure about is the Guiness (yuk) cake.

Cheesecake is one of my favorites. I also like that cake you can get at Chinese places with the spongy cake and the fruit on top.

by Anonymousreply 3305/01/2013

Chocolate Texas Sheet Cake is the new Red Velvet Cake.

by Anonymousreply 3405/01/2013

Kwanzaa Cak

by Anonymousreply 3505/01/2013

White cake with white buttercream frosting and raspberry filling. TRIPLE YUM!!!

Now you done gone and made me hungry.

by Anonymousreply 3605/01/2013

Lady Baltimore

by Anonymousreply 3705/01/2013

Olive Oil Cake!

by Anonymousreply 3805/01/2013

I like raisins and walnuts in my carrot cake.

by Anonymousreply 3905/01/2013

Doesn't Kroger make their icing from shortening instead of real butter?

by Anonymousreply 4005/01/2013

R39 and pineapple

by Anonymousreply 4105/01/2013

Cak.

by Anonymousreply 4205/01/2013

The best cakes are the ones made with love.

by Anonymousreply 4305/01/2013

I'm going to make a cake tomorrow from a box mix. Is that a crime?

by Anonymousreply 4405/01/2013

PIna Colada cake. It's made with canned pineapple and it's the schizz.

by Anonymousreply 4505/01/2013

No it isn't, R44. I made one with a box mix and brought it to a party and everyone said how good it was.

by Anonymousreply 4605/01/2013

Mexican tres leches (3 milks) cake. Mmmmm.

by Anonymousreply 4705/01/2013

I'll pass on the pineapple, but carrot cake definitely needs nuts and raisins.

I had 7 Up Cake in Texas, and it was pretty good, though it was from a square, not bundt, pan; the glaze was thin but tasty (not especially jizz-like).

I'm not a real cake fiend as my mom would defrost a Pepperidge Farm frozen cake for birthdays. "Homemade" cookies involved a roll of dough from the dairy case.

by Anonymousreply 4805/01/2013

Box mix cakes are moister than homemade, which are almost always dry.

by Anonymousreply 4905/01/2013

You should use black walnuts for carrot cake.

by Anonymousreply 5005/01/2013

My long gone aunts 12 layer caramel cake, unbelievable! 12 thin layers with caramel icing that got crunchy as it aged. She had special low sided griddle pans that the layers were baked in.

by Anonymousreply 5105/01/2013

You might not be making them right, R49. I'm not afraid to use a box cake, though. I just add things to it.

by Anonymousreply 5205/01/2013

Chocolate cake with that cheap white frosting that's crusty on top. YUM.

by Anonymousreply 5305/01/2013

r53 --

What you just described is a chocolate Hostess® cupcake with the spiral squiggles on top.

by Anonymousreply 5405/01/2013

R44 A box mix is fine if you make it Semi-Homemade and doll up up with various aigstracts, spice packets, apple cider vinegar, MARS-capone cheese, pumpkin pie spice and whipped topping. You'll be the smartest thing on the block! And don't forget your tablescape!

by Anonymousreply 5505/01/2013

LOL R55

She's such a mess but I have to watch.

by Anonymousreply 5605/01/2013

black forest

by Anonymousreply 5705/01/2013

Take a boxed lemon cake mix, use melted butter instead of oil, add an extra egg, and the throw in a box of pistachio pudding mix with the appropriate amount of liquid for the pudding. Amazing.

by Anonymousreply 5805/01/2013

R37, you beat me to the punch. Lady Baltimore for me and it's been years since I've made it. A lot of time and effort, but well worth it!

by Anonymousreply 5905/01/2013

carrot

by Anonymousreply 6005/01/2013

Urinal

by Anonymousreply 6105/01/2013

R3 Do you have an online recipe for that cake? I Googled it but didn't come up with anything with "Grace" connected to it (other than a scan of the index page of the cookbook you mentioned.) I found some other apricot nectar cakes-- maybe it's the same thing? They seem to start out with a mix. I have some apricot nectar I want to get rid of so maybe I'll give one of them a try.

by Anonymousreply 6205/01/2013

Cream Cheese Pound Cake

Carrot Cake

German Chocolate

by Anonymousreply 6305/01/2013

R58 -- is this to be a mixed, combined lemon-pistacho "puddingcake" or a lemon cake with a pudding filling? I'm confused.

by Anonymousreply 6405/01/2013

I've got a copy of "The Cake Mix Doctor" cookbook: lots of variations, using extracts/flavoring, nuts, fruit, zest, etc.

Julia Child had a favorite cake: "Reine de Saba", (Queen of Sheba), I think it is a flourless chocolate cake.

by Anonymousreply 6505/01/2013

I used to have one, but someone left it out in the rain.

by Anonymousreply 6605/01/2013

Irma Lee Stratton's chocolate dump cake.

by Anonymousreply 6705/01/2013

In the midwest a burger/italian beef/hotdog chain called Portillo's has been driving people insane with their fluffy yet moist chocolate cake for years. It's sooo good!

I heard years ago the secret ingredient was mayo. Then it came out that they use Betty Crocker's Devil's Food Cake from a box plus the mayo. And the frosting is great too. Yep, also BC straight out of the can.

Here's the recipe. They used to do a lemon cake just as good the same way.

by Anonymousreply 6805/01/2013

Have you guys ever had something called coconut cake? My Grandmere makes them. Delicious. It is basically white cake, white frosting, with coconut and lemon mixed into the batter and coconut flakes and cinnamon mixed into the white frosting.

by Anonymousreply 6905/01/2013

Sanders Colonial buttercream layer cake.

by Anonymousreply 7005/01/2013

[quote] it hurts so good when you're doing it

Just like butt fucking.

by Anonymousreply 7105/01/2013

I love coconut cake, R69. A friend makes a very moist two-layer yellow cake (from scratch). She pokes holes in the baked layers and pours Eagle Brand all over them and lets the cake soak it up, then she frosts the cake with a fluffy white frosting covered with coconut. I promise it will send your soul to God.

by Anonymousreply 7205/01/2013

It's a three way tie between Coconut, Carrot and Lemon Chiffon Cake. They are the only ones I cannot resist.

by Anonymousreply 7305/01/2013

Black forest

by Anonymousreply 7405/01/2013

Sara Lee

by Anonymousreply 7505/01/2013

Yes, R69 and it's very good. My grandmother would make coconut cake quite often. She had I guess what you call a cake stand or case in which she'd display all of her homemade cakes. My mom has carried on the tradition.

by Anonymousreply 7605/01/2013

Most DLers = "fluffy yet moist"

by Anonymousreply 7705/01/2013

Buttermilk chocolate cake and we got the recipe off the wrapper of Baker's dark chocolate. To die for.

by Anonymousreply 7805/01/2013

The Barefoot Contessa's Betty's Chocolate Cake. One thing she is an expert in is chocolate. It is sooo moist.

Dont skip the frosting, its real buttercream not that pasty shit they put on store cakes.

by Anonymousreply 7905/01/2013

LOL@ R6

by Anonymousreply 8005/01/2013

I like the blue cakes.

by Anonymousreply 8105/01/2013

Serious LOL'ing after reading R5....that's one of my very favorite Lily Tomlin pieces!!!

I'll take my belt off to you, Toots!

by Anonymousreply 8205/02/2013

Coconut layer cake, carrot cake with pineapple and walnuts, banana single layer cake with chocolate frosting

by Anonymousreply 8305/02/2013

I like jello cake - you make a white cake, poke holes on top with toothpicks, and then cover with liquified jello, put in fridge and let it set - pretty and tasty.

by Anonymousreply 8405/02/2013

Hash cake

by Anonymousreply 8505/02/2013

Patty

by Anonymousreply 8605/02/2013

Harvey Wallbanger Cak

by Anonymousreply 8705/02/2013

Tunnel-of-Fudge Cak

by Anonymousreply 8805/02/2013

Cak is wack! Cak is cheap!

by Anonymousreply 8905/02/2013

Turkish Delight Cake

by Anonymousreply 9005/02/2013

Chocolate

German Chocolate

Bumpy Cake

Red Velvet

Cheesecake

Carrot Cake

Has anyone ever made a Vegetable Cake? Not just Carrot Cake. Since there's Fruit Cake, why not Vegetable Cake. It could have garlic, onions, red and yellow peppers, squash.

by Anonymousreply 9105/02/2013

My cousin gave me a recipe for sauerkraut cake. She says it tastes like carrot cake, but I haven't tried it yet.

by Anonymousreply 9205/02/2013

Chocolate Prune Cake

It was a popular bakery cake around Loma Linda years ago. IIRC, it was a luxurious, moist chocolate cake with chocolate frosting that everyone loved. It didn't taste anything like prunes. I think they just held moisture and added richness and a tender chewiness to the cake.

I have a copy of the recipe somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 9305/02/2013

Rum Baba, a spongy sponge cake that soaks up as much rum as possible. And then a little more.

by Anonymousreply 9405/19/2013

bu-cake

by Anonymousreply 9505/19/2013

Angel Food cake.

by Anonymousreply 9605/19/2013

I made zucchini bread once, with walnuts and dates. It was okay. I've seen a recipe for zucchini-chocolate cake.

by Anonymousreply 9705/19/2013

White wedding cake with white cream or butter cream frosting and frosting filling between each layer.

by Anonymousreply 9805/19/2013

I like white cake served by a darkie dressed as a house slave.

by Anonymousreply 9907/07/2013

R33, Chinese Bakery Strawberry Whipped Cream Cake is very easy to make, and there are many variations online. It's actually fairly low-cal. Note the French influence with the Asian preference for not very sweet desserts. Fruit is considered a special treat across Asia too.

1) Make vanilla pudding or custard, using egg yolks 2) Make a sponge/angel cake, using the egg whites 3) Fill cake with pudding and sliced strawberries, or other fruit 4) Top cake with pudding, fruit, and then frost with whipped cream

by Anonymousreply 10007/07/2013

R91, Substitute zuchinni for carrots in your carrot cake recipe and you'll have a vegetable cake. You can also make a tomato soup (spice) cake. There are also recipes for other kinds of cake made from various vegetables.

by Anonymousreply 10107/07/2013

Devil's food cake with 7 minute white icing.

by Anonymousreply 10207/07/2013

If you're buying it, no one makes Red Velvet Cake like Costco. I am serious. It's to die for. Also I love store bought birthday cakes. Love them.

My favorite homemade from scratch cakes are:

Carrot cake

German Chocolate Cake

Buttermilk chocolate cake (recipe on the back of Baker's chocolate squares wrapper.)

Lemon/Crème cheese pound cake.

Cherry nut cake. Made with Maraschino cherries and chopped walnuts.

Boston Cream Pie

Lemon Coconut Cake

Pineapple Upside down cake

I love cake. I'll eat almost any kind of cake. But these are my favorites.

by Anonymousreply 10307/07/2013

Dark chocolate flourless cake was mentioned earlier, and is far better than a boxed cake mix. Very few ingredients required.

by Anonymousreply 10407/07/2013

I know you bitches are going to shade me, but Duncan Hines devil's food cake with fudge frosting. Dear Jesus, help me.

"This portion of Another World is brought to you by Duncan Hines. So moist they may not wait until its frosted"

by Anonymousreply 10507/07/2013

No one mentioned fruitcake. It has a bad rap, probably because the mass-produced ones aren't very good. The truth is, if you get one that is properly made it can be heavenly. Remember this WAS cake when people said 'cake' in the 18th and 19th centuries. I make a Sri Lankan fruitcake (recipe is probable British) that costs about $65 dollars or more to make. I make it with the upmost care, it takes all day and needs to soak for weeks in brandy. I promise you'll never eat a richer, moister, fruitier, spicier cake in your life. Fruitcakes are my favorite kind of cakes.

by Anonymousreply 10607/07/2013

I like Red Velevet, cliche I know.

by Anonymousreply 10707/07/2013

R107, here's a copycat recipe for Duncan Hines devils food cake without the chemicals (I substitute butter for the shortening). It's far better than the cake mix version.

by Anonymousreply 10807/07/2013

What's the recipe R106? Now I'm super curious!

by Anonymousreply 10907/08/2013

I had a to die for brown butter cake a few weeks back. I'm still moist thinking about it.

by Anonymousreply 11007/08/2013

Chocolate Upside-Down Cake: Read it again, and weep tears of joy, this stuff will set you free. Served hot with vanilla ice cream. See? Carrot Cake: All homemade, even the walnut filling. Thick cream cheese frosting. I make it as a big sheet cake, and it always disappears. Fruitcake: My Mom's Tomato Soup Cake recipe is the best. Every September I make dozens of loaves for holiday gifts, and a few triple-sized ones for entertaining. The big ones I cover with fondant, and decorate with colored frosting to look like holly leaves and berries. You'd change your mind about fruitcakes if you ever tasted it. Poundcake: A GOOD poundcake is incomparable. I don't have much of a sweettooth, but I never pass up poundcake.

by Anonymousreply 11107/08/2013

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by Anonymousreply 11207/08/2013

IMO, Duncan Hines makes the best box cakes out here. One of my favorites is the chocolate. I dump a small package of Jello instant chocolate pudding in it, throw in some semi sweet chocolate chips, or chocolate mint chips (with a couple of drops of mint extract) and it is the most delicious bundt cake I've ever tasted.

Their chocolate frosting, heated in the microwave for about 15 seconds so you can drizzle it, (generously) over the cake is wonderful. Sometimes we poke little holes in the still warm cake and if the icing is the right consistency it seeps into the cake. I do that when I don't have any chocolate morsels.

To finish it off, once the cake is cooled I shave pieces of white or dark chocolate on top for a garnish. It's so easy and simple to make, and when I serve it, (with ice cream) it's always a hit. People love it. Never any cake left over. there's a recipe for the pudding bundt cake on the side of the package.

by Anonymousreply 11307/08/2013

r113, try adding an 8 oz container of sour cream as well as the pudding and chips. Delicious.

by Anonymousreply 11407/08/2013

I'm sorry. I'm confused...is this a satire thread mocking the fraus? If not you bitches sound faaaaaaaaaaaaat!

by Anonymousreply 11507/08/2013

Guinness Stout Cake

Chocolate Ganache Cake

Red Velvet Cake -- my grandmother's. Current RVCs lack proper flavor.

Lemon Pound Cake

Coconut Layer Cake (with unsweetened coconut)

Birthday Cake -- any flavor -- at the birthday of someone I love

by Anonymousreply 11607/08/2013

There is nothing better than well made zucchini bread. My mom made the best, it's been years.

Sanders chocolate bumpy cake is heaveny. Still my favorite birthday cake.

by Anonymousreply 11807/08/2013

Two big, firm mounds of luscious man-flesh.

by Anonymousreply 11907/08/2013

Wedding cake!

by Anonymousreply 12007/08/2013

They had no intention of buying that car R117.

by Anonymousreply 12107/08/2013

Yellow cake with chocolate frosting!

ANY bundt cake

Pineapple upside-down cake

Red Velvet Cake

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm;cake

by Anonymousreply 12207/08/2013

Mix up a Duncan Hines German Chocolate or Devil's Food cake mix according to package directions . After the ingredients have been mixed, add a can of coconut pecan frosting to the cake batter. Mix well and pour into a sprayed bundt pan. Cook at 350 for (1) hour or until done. It is very moist and delicious.

by Anonymousreply 12307/08/2013

My friend's Easter cake is my favourite, right now. She makes a homemade lemon cake - three layers - then she splits each layer and puts raspberry jam in middle of each layer. The three layers are stuck together with homemade lemon curd. The cake is frosted with lemon frosting and then she takes coconut and dyes it green and covers the cake with it. She decorates it with peeps and malted milk ball eggs and jelly beans.

by Anonymousreply 12407/08/2013

German Chocolate, Fudge Layer or Red Velvet... and I haven't had cake in years. I miss it.

by Anonymousreply 12507/08/2013

My mommy's special birtday cake just for me! Chocolate with pink icing. xoxoxoxo

by Anonymousreply 12607/08/2013

R124 Sounds delicious but there is no way I could ever make something so elaborate.

by Anonymousreply 12707/08/2013

We'd combine the batters for Duncan Hines Butter Cake, and Duncan Hines lemon cake, after they'd been mixed separately. Mother always used a very large square baking pan. Almost a cookie sheet but with slightly higher sides.

After it was baked and cooled, she'd carefully place it on a large tin foil covered sheet of cardboard, and cut it in half to make two square layers. She'd use Jello lemon pie filling (the kind you have to cook) between the layers. (She used less water than the recipe called for so it wouldn't be too runny.)

Then she'd use the crème cheese or the vanilla white icing to frost the entire cake, and sprinkle shredded coconut all over it, top and sides. She arrange thinly sliced lemons on top in the center, or candied lemon slices.

That was our all purpose family celebration cake for Easter, birthdays, and special occasions. I loved it. By using both kinds of batter for the cake, there was just a light hint of lemon. If you only use the lemon, it was too strong in her opinion.

by Anonymousreply 12807/08/2013

I went to wedding and the bride had selected an orange cake filled with amaretto cream and orange buttercream icing. I swear to god that was best wedding cake I've ever tasted. Moist and spongey and the icing tasted almost like pure butter.

Most wedding cakes are dry and boring.

by Anonymousreply 12907/10/2013

This cake is fast and easy and is so chocolaty and moist.

One box Devils Food cake mix One box of chocolate pudding mix Mix together then add 2 c. milk. Stir. Pour batter in a 13x9 pan. Sprinkle semi-sweet chocolate chips on top and bake at 350 til done.

This shit will disappear if left out. My mom would let us kids make it when we were little because it was so easy. It comes out almost brownie like.

by Anonymousreply 13007/10/2013

I use the recipe on the side of the box with Duncan Hines to make a bundt cake with instant pudding. But I use water, oil and eggs not milk. I sometimes will add some semi sweet chocolate chips to it.

It has a really rich really chocolate taste and it really rises high in the pan. We microwave the chocolate frosting for about 20 seconds so we can drizzle it over the cake. You can also poke holes with a toothpick while the cake is still sort of warm and drizzle the chocolate and it will penetrate the cake. So good.

For variety use mint chocolates chips. With Brownies, right after we take them out of the over, we place busted up pieces of Girardelli white chocolate bark with red peppermint streaks on the warm brownies and it melts and it's delish.

by Anonymousreply 13107/10/2013

My favorite cake no longer exists. It was Ebinger's blackout cake.

by Anonymousreply 13207/10/2013

I make chocolate cake from scratch and use Nutella as the icing. SO GOOD!

by Anonymousreply 13307/10/2013

Dufflet pink velvet cake - yummy.

by Anonymousreply 13407/13/2013

Lemon chiffon cake with coconut icing.

by Anonymousreply 13507/13/2013
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