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My roommate hasn't come out of her room for 5 days

Should I go inside to see if she's alright?

by Anonymousreply 4805/12/2013

Knock first then go on. Why do you need to ask this. If she is dead don't touch anything. Turn around and call the cops.

by Anonymousreply 104/29/2013

Or you could wait a couple of days, until the stench becomes overwhelming.

by Anonymousreply 204/29/2013

Really? Does she have a bathroom?

by Anonymousreply 304/29/2013

This thread is useless without pictures!

by Anonymousreply 404/29/2013

Check the ledge. She might be smoking out there.

by Anonymousreply 504/29/2013

Are you sure she's in there? Maybe she skipped out on the rent.

by Anonymousreply 604/29/2013

She's probably addicted to World of Warcraft.

by Anonymousreply 704/29/2013

This happened to my brother once. His roommate turned out to be severely depressed.

by Anonymousreply 804/29/2013

Do you smell an odor coming from the room?

by Anonymousreply 904/29/2013

Forget the bathroom, she could be peeing in a trash can. It's clean, fresh water she needs, otherwise she's a goner.

by Anonymousreply 1004/29/2013

She DEAD, gurl

by Anonymousreply 1104/29/2013

Has the Skeeter Davis recording of End of the World been playing on a loop?

by Anonymousreply 1204/29/2013

Don't just go in. Knock. If she doesn't answer, leave her alone or slip a simple note under her door if there's something urgent you need to tell her. It's ALWAYS douchebaggy to try and open the door without express consent.

If you want to know if she's dead, just listen outside her door for a while. You're bound to hear some kind of rustling, throat-clearing, chair-moving, etc. if she's still alive.

by Anonymousreply 1304/29/2013

Why not just think of some lame question to ask her and ask her through the door? That'll give you some indication whether she's still alive!

by Anonymousreply 1404/29/2013

I've watched enough of that "Murder, She Wrote" to know that OP killed her, and is now looking to set DL up as an alibi.

by Anonymousreply 1504/29/2013

Mine was hanging in the attic OP. Go check.

by Anonymousreply 1604/29/2013

Only poor people have roommates

by Anonymousreply 1704/29/2013

Are you the guy whose roommate won't talk to him? Maybe she doesn't want to talk to you AT ALL.

by Anonymousreply 1804/29/2013

compulsive masturbation

by Anonymousreply 1904/29/2013

send her a text. duh?

by Anonymousreply 2004/29/2013

Are you going to keep her stuff? I'd think it would be too painful for you. I'll take it.

by Anonymousreply 2104/29/2013

Knock on the door. If there's no answer, call the cops. Naturally, you'll be suspect 1 because your the roommate, so you don't want to accidentally leave behind any evidence if you were to open the door and go in her room.

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by Anonymousreply 2304/29/2013

Light some paper on fire and fan the smoke under her door. Yell, "Help! Fire!" and see if she comes out.

by Anonymousreply 2404/29/2013

Rent is due on Monday...I guess you'll know by then, right?

by Anonymousreply 2504/29/2013

If she's been dead more than 24 hours you're going to look like a total bitch, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2604/29/2013

She's obviously not in there you twit.

by Anonymousreply 2704/29/2013

She's dead and you're brain dead, if you really haven't checked in on someone you happen to live with for five whole days.

by Anonymousreply 2804/29/2013

Her lack of rent payment will make for an Extremely Sensitive Time at the first of the month, OP!

by Anonymousreply 2904/29/2013

Kick the door down and shout out "HEY!! what's going on?!!" If she doesn't respond and looks kind of decomposed and gross, then she's probably dead. If she's not even in the room, then you might feel like an idiot for a minute or so.

by Anonymousreply 3004/29/2013

If only you'd asked after three days. Too late now.

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by Anonymousreply 3204/29/2013

Curiosity is killing she dead or not?

by Anonymousreply 3304/29/2013

OMG! She sounds like the perfect room mate! If she's still alive, ask her if she wants to move to my place.

by Anonymousreply 3404/29/2013

I heard of a fraternity in which a brother's alarm clock went off, and it continued to ring for at least 12 hours. Finally, another brother decided there was something wrong with that. So, he went into the brother's room and found rigor mortis had already set in.

Ironically, the grandfather of the dead young man donated heavily to the University and the fraternity in prior years. A departmental office at the University had already been named for him before his grandson's death.

by Anonymousreply 3504/29/2013

this is a locked-room mystery

by Anonymousreply 3604/29/2013

"I heard of a fraternity in which a brother's alarm clock went off, and it continued to ring for at least 12 hours. Finally, another brother decided there was something wrong with that."

Only a man would what TWELVE hours ... *sigh*

by Anonymousreply 3704/29/2013

I knew a girl who had a fuckfest with a guy for 5 days. All they did was fuck,suck ,lick, swallow and pump each other for days on end.Make sure that you don't hear very sexual screams/grunts before you go in though....

by Anonymousreply 3804/29/2013

She's just not into you. But slip some slices of bologna under the door halfway and if it disappears, you know she is fine.

by Anonymousreply 3904/29/2013

I know a girl who locked herself in her room for 5 days.

And then she died.

by Anonymousreply 4004/29/2013

[quote]Her lack of rent payment will make for an Extremely Sensitive Time at the first of the month, OP!

This actually crossed your brain as witty, R29? I'm embarrassed for you.

by Anonymousreply 4104/29/2013

Well? Dead or alive? We're on day 6!

by Anonymousreply 4204/30/2013

Did you die too, OP? :S

by Anonymousreply 4304/30/2013

They are both with Bai Ling....on the roof.

by Anonymousreply 4404/30/2013

I really hope she has a private bathroom. Otherwise, gross.

OP, we need an update. Did you call the cops?

by Anonymousreply 4504/30/2013

Apparently she went in and she's gonna be fine. CZJ admitted herself in and will be getting treatment for 30 days. Thank you OP for doing something about it, even though it took you 5 days!

by Anonymousreply 4604/30/2013

OP, any news?

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