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Let's pretend we're pretending shit

I'm confused

by Anonymousreply 1605/04/2013

Wait, what?

by Anonymousreply 104/28/2013

A meta-pretending thread.

Brava, OP.

by Anonymousreply 204/28/2013

I'm pretending to pretend that I'm playing "I went to Florida."

It's my turn so here I go. Hope I remember everything. Wish me luck.

I went to Florida and I bought a pair of sunglasses, a motorboat, a tattoo, orange gumballs, a rocking chair, a pelican, a 5 foot high bong, a set of tumblers, wicker pocketbook, a fudgesicle, Mickey Mouse ears, a crate of coconuts, some AA batteries, and a strobe light.

by Anonymousreply 304/28/2013

I'm pretending that I'm the first out gay president. Kellan Lutz is going to fuck me bareback in the oval office.

by Anonymousreply 404/28/2013

I'm so lost!

by Anonymousreply 504/28/2013

Threats will get you nowhere. The truth will always come out in the end.

by Anonymousreply 604/28/2013

I am all the Prancing Ponies.


by Anonymousreply 704/28/2013

If you had bothered to search, OP, you'd discover that there are THREE different threads on this already!

by Anonymousreply 804/28/2013

If only I had been pretending when I paid my 18 bucks for this!

by Anonymousreply 904/28/2013

I am the poster who screams that you eat old people's feces, but I don't really know why.

by Anonymousreply 1004/28/2013

I am R11, the infinite loop.

by Anonymousreply 1104/28/2013

I'm pretending I have a stinky pussy and I am called Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 1204/28/2013

Corn? When did I eat corn?

by Anonymousreply 1304/29/2013

I often pretend I'm pretending to be a Sumerian Housewife. It's much easier than actually pretending to be a Sumerian housewife.

by Anonymousreply 1404/29/2013

This is the worst "Let's pretend" thread evah!

by Anonymousreply 1504/29/2013

I'm pretending I'm Kate Jackson looking for her glasses.

"There they are, behind the mustard!"

by Anonymousreply 1605/04/2013
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