I'm the Linda Evans hairdo in the photograph on the website.
Let's pretend we're estate agents
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/04/2013|
I'm the homeless person sleeping on the bus stop bench with your Linda Evans hairdo photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/27/2013|
Where's your white Lexus, hon?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/27/2013|
Who's cock do I have to suck around?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/27/2013|
We don't usually call them "estate agents" in this country, hon.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/27/2013|
Real-TURS. Murrican realturs.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/27/2013|
And where is that website you mentioned, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/27/2013|
I'm Cookie Kwan. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE WEST SIDE??!!???
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/27/2013|
This thread reminds me that the Dolly Lenz troll hasn't been here in years!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/27/2013|
I once whited out the last three letters of Joanne P. Slutsky's name when her puss appeared on a "For Sale" sign at the home across the street. Felt bad about it later.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/27/2013|
Are you talking about real estate agents? Because where I live "estate agents" literally take care of estates. They hire landscapers, housekeeper, pool company; take the summer furniture out of storage, winterize a home and check on it if it is empty after the summer, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/27/2013|
I lie for a living.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/27/2013|
I'm Marcy Grabowski and I want lots of fuckin tea lights in each room 'cause they're classy.
Oh, and we'll stage with wicker; hauling wood furniture up stairs takes too much effort.
Also, we'll stick to the classics; chocolate brown and mint green are the new neutrals.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/27/2013|
My hole is lubed, I really for this Sale to HAPPEN
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/27/2013|
I am the tape recorded message that plays, "I have been in this business for years and I am certain that you will not bear any legal liabilities because of the way the contract has been written. It's standard" whenever you bother trying to read one of the forms I asked you to sign and fax back to me within the next ten minutes.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/27/2013|
I am the puzzled look on my face when you complain that I misrepresented the commission charge on the sale. When I said 6%, I was only talking about my commission. I was not including the buyers' real estate agent's commission!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/27/2013|
I am the title research which is done online and takes 3 seconds, for which you will pay hundreds of dollars.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/27/2013|
I'm paying a photographer (actually my retarded brother) to take photos of your house for the website. I will not even give an hour's advance notice to straighten up the place. I will however advise you that the property cannot be sold unless it is "staged" by removing 85% of your stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/27/2013|
I belong to the Million Dollar Club!
That means I grossed about $15,000 last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/27/2013|
I've reserved the first 13 photos for the facade so we'll only take one shot of each room. We'll use my flip-phone's camera. While you have three bathrooms, I'm just going to take one photo of a toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/27/2013|
I'm the quarterly newsletter that you still receive in the mail four years after buying your house. This newsletter consists of inviting you to "singles parties" that your frau agent throws together for her unmarried clients, a form to fill out to enter a drawing to win a gift certificate somewhere, and a reminder to pass her number along to your friends that may be looking to buy or sell a house.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/04/2013|
I have a 9th grade education, no nothing about anything, but I talk real good and made $245,000 last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/04/2013|
I'm Gaye Males!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/04/2013|