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Ryan Lochte: How cute is he?

He's awfully cute. Please tell me he doesn't have any anti-gay slurs or big donations to Mitt Romney in his past.

by Anonymousreply 4104/28/2013

He looks like a mixture of Chris Klein and porn star Jason Adonis.

by Anonymousreply 104/27/2013

He has a very flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 204/27/2013

God, they dig deep.

Takes NOTHING to be on TV these days.

by Anonymousreply 304/27/2013

Well, he loves Ellen at least

by Anonymousreply 404/27/2013

I am assuming there's no real depth to his swimming either.

by Anonymousreply 504/27/2013

IL don't think he is cute nor do I like his body. Add stupid and you have a big lump of idiot.

by Anonymousreply 604/27/2013

Swimmers are not generally homophobes, as the sport draws many a gay. It also takes a secure man to let his junk hang out in a speedo, and secure men are usually not homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 704/27/2013

I like my men stupid, but this one might be too stupid.

by Anonymousreply 804/27/2013

He is about 2% endearing with his simplicity .. but unfortunately 98% douche nozzle.

by Anonymousreply 904/27/2013

Dumb bunny but attractive when he doesn't speak.

by Anonymousreply 1004/27/2013

Cute but dumb as a box of rocks. The Jason Adonis comparison is apt.

Just be quiet and lay down, Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 1104/27/2013

I watched his show just so I could honestly comment. He left me speechless...not because he's cute, but because he's the fucking stupidest person ever.

by Anonymousreply 1204/27/2013

Not cute.

by Anonymousreply 1304/27/2013

Himbo, but there's nothing wrong with that, they have their place. He is fun to look at, that's the important thing.

by Anonymousreply 1404/27/2013

How RL looked last week.

by Anonymousreply 1504/27/2013

Not cute. Hot body, but not cute.

The fact that he's as dumb as an especially stupid stump doesn't help.

by Anonymousreply 1604/27/2013

I'm not proud of myself.. but I did watch this show.

by Anonymousreply 1704/27/2013

His poor PR team. They probably thought he was a gold mine when they signed on. Now, every time he opens his mouth, they must have to pop an Advil.

by Anonymousreply 1804/27/2013

He's cute, but he's certainly not the sharpest tack in the box. I have no doubt that he's unaware that folks are actually laughing AT him.

Philly interview was awesome!

by Anonymousreply 1904/27/2013

[quote]Now, every time he opens his mouth, they must have to pop an Advil.


by Anonymousreply 2004/27/2013

Ryan Lochte, Chris Klein and Jason Adonis...brothers from another mother?

by Anonymousreply 2104/27/2013

He looks like the type that will not age well.

by Anonymousreply 2204/27/2013

I'm sure his cum tastes like creamed corn. Salty with a hint of sweet. Yum!

by Anonymousreply 2304/27/2013

Ya think, R23?

by Anonymousreply 2404/27/2013

Yes r24, that's why I said it,

by Anonymousreply 2504/27/2013

That's actually pretty gross, R25.

by Anonymousreply 2604/27/2013

R26. Has it been a while since you sucked off a young guy with a nice big load? Always reminds me of creamed corn.

by Anonymousreply 2704/27/2013

Corn? When did I eat corn?

by Anonymousreply 2804/27/2013

If you're reminded of creamed corn when you see a guy's load, then I think he might have a medical problem.

by Anonymousreply 2904/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 3004/27/2013

His buttocks are tragically flat.

by Anonymousreply 3104/27/2013

R29. The young ones always have salty sweet cum

by Anonymousreply 3204/27/2013

Lochte kind of dumb becomes not so cute very fast.

by Anonymousreply 3304/27/2013

Jason Adonis has a celebrity net worth of $3,000.

by Anonymousreply 3404/27/2013

He's so pretty, but then he speaks and I feel like I'm lusting after a retarded person.

by Anonymousreply 3504/27/2013

Kind of dumb? KIND OF DUMB?

This man would lose a game of tic-tac-toe to a lemur.

by Anonymousreply 3604/27/2013

He really has a huge vacuum between his ears.

by Anonymousreply 3704/27/2013

Fuck you, r36!

by Anonymousreply 3804/27/2013

Thanks, R38. I needed that laugh right now.

by Anonymousreply 3904/27/2013

You don't need brains when you look like he does.

(his mom seems to be having a little trouble making her comments seem authentic)

She must power thru until the end of the sentence.

by Anonymousreply 4004/27/2013

Nothing cute about him at all. Looks like any douchey frat boy you'd find at any college in the US. Probably will let you suck his dick if you get him drunk enough.

by Anonymousreply 4104/28/2013
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