He's awfully cute. Please tell me he doesn't have any anti-gay slurs or big donations to Mitt Romney in his past.
Ryan Lochte: How cute is he?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/28/2013|
He looks like a mixture of Chris Klein and porn star Jason Adonis.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/27/2013|
He has a very flat ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/27/2013|
God, they dig deep.
Takes NOTHING to be on TV these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/27/2013|
Well, he loves Ellen at least
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/27/2013|
I am assuming there's no real depth to his swimming either.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/27/2013|
IL don't think he is cute nor do I like his body. Add stupid and you have a big lump of idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/27/2013|
Swimmers are not generally homophobes, as the sport draws many a gay. It also takes a secure man to let his junk hang out in a speedo, and secure men are usually not homophobic.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/27/2013|
I like my men stupid, but this one might be too stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/27/2013|
He is about 2% endearing with his simplicity .. but unfortunately 98% douche nozzle.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/27/2013|
Dumb bunny but attractive when he doesn't speak.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/27/2013|
Cute but dumb as a box of rocks. The Jason Adonis comparison is apt.
Just be quiet and lay down, Ryan.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/27/2013|
I watched his show just so I could honestly comment. He left me speechless...not because he's cute, but because he's the fucking stupidest person ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/27/2013|
Himbo, but there's nothing wrong with that, they have their place. He is fun to look at, that's the important thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/27/2013|
How RL looked last week.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/27/2013|
Not cute. Hot body, but not cute.
The fact that he's as dumb as an especially stupid stump doesn't help.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/27/2013|
I'm not proud of myself.. but I did watch this show.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/27/2013|
His poor PR team. They probably thought he was a gold mine when they signed on. Now, every time he opens his mouth, they must have to pop an Advil.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/27/2013|
He's cute, but he's certainly not the sharpest tack in the box. I have no doubt that he's unaware that folks are actually laughing AT him.
Philly interview was awesome!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/27/2013|
[quote]Now, every time he opens his mouth, they must have to pop an Advil.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/27/2013|
Ryan Lochte, Chris Klein and Jason Adonis...brothers from another mother?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/27/2013|
He looks like the type that will not age well.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/27/2013|
I'm sure his cum tastes like creamed corn. Salty with a hint of sweet. Yum!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/27/2013|
Ya think, R23?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/27/2013|
Yes r24, that's why I said it,
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/27/2013|
That's actually pretty gross, R25.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/27/2013|
R26. Has it been a while since you sucked off a young guy with a nice big load? Always reminds me of creamed corn.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/27/2013|
Corn? When did I eat corn?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/27/2013|
If you're reminded of creamed corn when you see a guy's load, then I think he might have a medical problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/27/2013|
His buttocks are tragically flat.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/27/2013|
R29. The young ones always have salty sweet cum
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/27/2013|
Lochte kind of dumb becomes not so cute very fast.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/27/2013|
Jason Adonis has a celebrity net worth of $3,000.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/27/2013|
He's so pretty, but then he speaks and I feel like I'm lusting after a retarded person.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/27/2013|
Kind of dumb? KIND OF DUMB?
This man would lose a game of tic-tac-toe to a lemur.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/27/2013|
He really has a huge vacuum between his ears.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/27/2013|
Fuck you, r36!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/27/2013|
Thanks, R38. I needed that laugh right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/27/2013|
You don't need brains when you look like he does.
(his mom seems to be having a little trouble making her comments seem authentic)
She must power thru until the end of the sentence.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/27/2013|
Nothing cute about him at all. Looks like any douchey frat boy you'd find at any college in the US. Probably will let you suck his dick if you get him drunk enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/28/2013|