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Who here has a hay bale pissoir in his back garden?

L'Uritonnoir: the straw bale urinal that makes compost from 'liquid gold'

French design studio Faltazi has developed a plug-in funnel to upcycle urine and bring an eco message to summer festivals

"Are you used to going for a number one in the back of your garden?" asks French design studio Faltazi. "Do not waste this valuable golden fluid by sprinkling on inappropriate surfaces!"

Their solution to the problem of peeing al fresco is l'Uritonnoir, a hybrid of a urinal ("urinnoir" in French) and a funnel ("entonnoir") that plugs into a straw bale to make your very own urine upcycling factory.

As the bale is filled with your "liquid gold", the nitrogen in the urine reacts with the carbon in the straw to begin the process of decomposition - forming a rich mound of composted humus within 6-12 months.

by Anonymousreply 1404/30/2013

the stench from that big sponge full of old piss must be horrendous.

by Anonymousreply 104/26/2013

Paris should have keep the pissiors, now men just piss on walls.

by Anonymousreply 204/26/2013

How does an ammonia-sodden heap help the garden?

by Anonymousreply 304/26/2013

wow, I love it

by Anonymousreply 404/26/2013

tres chic

by Anonymousreply 504/26/2013

I don't think it is of good design since most of the urine will quickly flow out the bottom with heavy use.

The urine doesn't even enter the hay bale but at ⅓ its height.

No, it needs a design that will allow the males to piss ON the hay bale, allowing the urine to trickle through and do its composting magic on the straw.

Maybe build a little wooden rampart around the whole bale, say, two or three steps up to allow pissing on top of ….?

If this was a student assignment I would have flunked this designer.

by Anonymousreply 604/26/2013

Why would this need any design/manufacturing help? Just piss on the damn straw.

by Anonymousreply 704/26/2013

Piss on ya, r7!

by Anonymousreply 804/26/2013

Makes me wish I had a horse dick.

by Anonymousreply 904/26/2013

Leave it to the French

by Anonymousreply 1004/26/2013

I want one.

by Anonymousreply 1104/27/2013

A friend of ours had a composting toilet 30 years ago. It didn't smell.

by Anonymousreply 1204/27/2013

Tres chic indeed

by Anonymousreply 1304/30/2013

I propose Bea Lillie to sing the jingle on the commercial. Here she presents it on the Ed Sullivan Show:

by Anonymousreply 1404/30/2013
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