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I want to donate sperm to Renee Zellweger.

Where do I send it?

by Anonymousreply 804/25/2013

Spill it on good old American ground and she'll pussy-scoop it.

by Anonymousreply 104/25/2013

c/o Kenny Chesney's mouth.

by Anonymousreply 204/25/2013

Send it to me. I will make sure it gets to her

by Anonymousreply 304/25/2013


Would you help extract it too?

by Anonymousreply 404/25/2013

Of course! Anything i can do to help my good friend and former sexual partner.

by Anonymousreply 504/25/2013

Actually I think Bradley and Renee would create the perfect child. His eyes are so wide open and hers are so squinty...if you split the difference the child could be perfect!!!!

by Anonymousreply 604/25/2013

Give your sperm to Tom Cruise. He had Renee at 'hello.'

by Anonymousreply 704/25/2013

How droll, OP. I've already given her more than she can handle.

by Anonymousreply 804/25/2013
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