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Frankie Valent aka Johnny Hazzard

Hot? Not hot?

Can't believe he's only 5'8" with a penis that big! I've never been fucked by a midget. His cock makes him appear taller, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 4905/19/2013

I'm sure I don't need to point out this thread is totally fucking pointless without pics or a link

by Anonymousreply 104/25/2013

He is very sexy. Seems to actually enjoy sex in his porn roles.

by Anonymousreply 204/25/2013


by Anonymousreply 304/25/2013

Didn't I hear the same thing about Jeff Stryker?

by Anonymousreply 404/25/2013

hot, he seems like a good guy, I can't tell why

by Anonymousreply 504/25/2013

A friend co-wrote a (non-porn) feature film and cast Frankie as his brother. They just finished filming recently, and it seems like he's a super nice, normal guy who might actually have some talent as an actor beyond porn.

We'll see.

by Anonymousreply 604/25/2013

Since when is 5'8" considered "midget?"

by Anonymousreply 704/25/2013

I have the Johnny Hazzard realistic dildo.

It is huge and tears me up.

It would be a huge cock for a guy who's 6-foot-5.

by Anonymousreply 804/25/2013

I saw him in person once, passing him on the street in P-Town. Stunned by how short he was. But he's definitely VERY sexy and good looking... more-so than even on camera.

by Anonymousreply 904/25/2013

What about the rest of the Four Seasons?

by Anonymousreply 1004/25/2013

I thought I read that he was sick/retired and living in the Midwest.

by Anonymousreply 1104/26/2013

Intentionally provocative post aside, that is about average height and many guys thereabouts or even (gasp) shorter have huge peens. You're right that it will make him seem taller though, lol.

Johnny Hazzard is hot, someone I've heard of. He sounds like a Four Season otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 1204/26/2013

Johnny getting fucked

by Anonymousreply 1304/26/2013

R7 - you must be new here.

by Anonymousreply 1404/26/2013

i've known of him, but have only recently gotten into watching his clips. he is very sexy and i agree, looks like he is really enjoying the sex (top and bottom) and not just acting. has he ever done anything with colby or conner?

by Anonymousreply 1504/26/2013

Nice guy--very health conscious with his diet. Kind of a hippie actually.

by Anonymousreply 1604/26/2013

R15, maybe

by Anonymousreply 1704/26/2013

Us short guys can be just as hot as the tall ones!

by Anonymousreply 1804/26/2013

Compared to most porn performers, he actually isn't a bad actor.

I love the first comment in the link: "Johnny Hazzard reminds me of Richard Gere, except Johnny can really act." LOL

by Anonymousreply 1904/26/2013

I'm 6'3" and love shorter guys, as long as they aren't drifting into midget territory. I do sort of want to have sex with a midget, but the headache of sifting through their lies, making it bathe, and storing away anything valuable is a bit much to prepare for a sex romp.

by Anonymousreply 2004/26/2013

I just love the guys who make up stories about the porn "actors" being nice, normal people. Uh huh. there's no such thing. The people who work in porn are majorly fucked up. Literally!

by Anonymousreply 2104/26/2013

R21 = Anita Bryant

by Anonymousreply 2204/26/2013

I'm tall too and only date shorter guys

by Anonymousreply 2304/26/2013

R21, and you are proof of what?

by Anonymousreply 2404/26/2013

R6, there's a Kickstarter campaign to raise money to finish that move. There are a few clips of the film (with Hazzard) at the link, too:

by Anonymousreply 2504/26/2013

And he probably dances better than you...

by Anonymousreply 2604/26/2013

And he sings...

by Anonymousreply 2704/26/2013

R26 Are his hands abnormally large for his body/arms?

by Anonymousreply 2804/26/2013

A lot of the very best looking guys are short, so many of the cutest that you just don't see anywhere else and it makes sense if average is 5'9.

Heck look at all the actors. I think there must be a reason for that, and short is easier to film and get on camera or something and doesn't look as awkward or jarring.

by Anonymousreply 2904/26/2013

R27 That isn't quite singing. Anyone can be Autotuned to something resembling on-key.

by Anonymousreply 3004/26/2013

I saw one of his older vids, he was in a van or something with a really hot older daddy. The sex was scorching. Wish I could remember the title.

by Anonymousreply 3104/26/2013

Does Johnny live on the east or west coast?

by Anonymousreply 3204/26/2013

R26, he's wearing far too many clothes in that clip (and pan the camera down, dammit!)

by Anonymousreply 3304/26/2013

This thread needs more pics

by Anonymousreply 3404/26/2013

Looks like a young Richard Gere

by Anonymousreply 3504/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 3604/26/2013

R22...are you really that fucked up that you can't understand the difference between Bryant attacking gay people, and my stating that PORN actors are generally messed up? Conflating porn 'stars' with gay people? YOU sound like Anita Bryant to me.

by Anonymousreply 3705/01/2013

and you sound like you need to sit on the Johnny Hazzard vibrating dildo for a while, r37

by Anonymousreply 3805/02/2013

I love johnny.

by Anonymousreply 3905/02/2013

Complete Hotness. Spends the summers in P Town.

by Anonymousreply 4005/04/2013

For r31

by Anonymousreply 4105/04/2013

hot guy, and that kickstarter movie looks cute

by Anonymousreply 4205/04/2013

Thanks a lot R41 That WAS memorable. Very hot.

by Anonymousreply 4305/05/2013


by Anonymousreply 4405/09/2013

Is he rentable?

by Anonymousreply 4505/19/2013

Tattoos are disgusting. He looks poz.

by Anonymousreply 4605/19/2013

Handsome like Richard Gere, but the tats are a huge turn-off.

by Anonymousreply 4705/19/2013

He is one of the longest-lasting porn stars. I stopped watching his porn for a while, and I just recently watched him in a Randy Blue scene; he still looked fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 4805/19/2013

He's retired from porn (at least for the moment) but he still escorts.

by Anonymousreply 4905/19/2013
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