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Roles that didn't require any acting

Mark Wahlberg as a dumb, muscular guy in Pain and Gain

by Anonymousreply 3604/25/2013

Too bad I was away shooting cause I woulda run in the Marathon and seen those two and BAM I woulda took them out and BAM I woulda shoved those bombs up their butts and BAM no boy woulda died and no runner woulda had the meat blowed off his leg bones which made me puke.

See my movie. I am a hero. Ya.

by Anonymousreply 104/24/2013

Nicole Kidman as a cold evil bitch in "The Golden Compass."

by Anonymousreply 204/24/2013

Watch out Markie there's a new guy in town

by Anonymousreply 304/24/2013

"Nicole Kidman as a cold evil bitch in "The Golden Compass.""

Try waking up next to her here on cold mountain.

by Anonymousreply 404/24/2013

Jennifer Lawrence in Winter's Boner.

by Anonymousreply 504/24/2013

Reese Witherspoon as Tracy Flick in "Election".

by Anonymousreply 604/24/2013

Nicole Kidman as a cold evil bitch in To Die For, The Others, and Stoker.

Meryl Streep as a nice lady in Defending Your Life.

Julia Roberts as a home wrecker in My Best Friend's Wedding

by Anonymousreply 704/24/2013

Reese as Velma in Freeway. Scary how that tramp has come full circle.

by Anonymousreply 804/24/2013

Gwyneth as the headless woman in "Seven"

by Anonymousreply 904/24/2013

Tom Cruise as the hooker on the train in Risky Business.

by Anonymousreply 1004/24/2013

Wood and other inanimate objects don't need to breathe, so I felt natural playing Breathless Mahoney in Dick Tracy. Plus, I have traced a lot of dicks.

by Anonymousreply 1104/24/2013

Kristen Stewart as the awkward, mouth-breathing girl.

by Anonymousreply 1204/24/2013

The sad thing is that r11 thought that was witty.

by Anonymousreply 1304/24/2013

r13 is the late night celebrity defending troll.

by Anonymousreply 1404/24/2013

Where was the celebrity defense, r14?

by Anonymousreply 1504/24/2013

never mind...I thought you were the person who gets upset whenever anyone disparages a celebrity r14

by Anonymousreply 1604/24/2013

Only when they attack my Justin.

by Anonymousreply 1704/24/2013

R11, you are condemned to 3 weeks of detention in the "How Would Christianity Be Different if Lucille Ball Was Jesus" thread. Serves you right.

by Anonymousreply 1804/24/2013

Madonna as a kinky slut/bitch in Body Of Evidence.

by Anonymousreply 1904/24/2013

Reese in "Election." Uber-A type bitch who will do anything to get what she wants and craves power.

Pretty much Reese.

by Anonymousreply 2004/24/2013

Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. A sweet talking hot young thing who will sleep with anyone until she gets some control over one of her high end clients and wants it ALL for her better life in the end.

by Anonymousreply 2104/24/2013

Cortney Love as an HIV+ junkie whore in People Vs. Larry Flynt.

by Anonymousreply 2204/24/2013

Ann Jillian as Ann Jillian in "The Ann Jillian Story. "

by Anonymousreply 2304/25/2013

AnnE Hathaway as a toothless whore in "Les Miz."

by Anonymousreply 2404/25/2013

Jada Pinkett as the angry black female in... everything she's ever done.

by Anonymousreply 2504/25/2013

Emma Roberts in Scream as the desperate and will do anything for fame because she's grown up in the shadow of someone with major celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 2604/25/2013

All of Katherine Hepburn's screen roles.

"Lion in Winter, Pussy in Summer. I work when I can."

by Anonymousreply 2704/25/2013


Meryl Streep as the nice character in Defending Your Life didn't require acting?

Oh, sweetie... playing nice is Meryl's biggest and most steady acting job. She's great at it, but trust me, it kills her.

by Anonymousreply 2804/25/2013

Obama as Satan on the History Channel's "The Bible" series

by Anonymousreply 2904/25/2013

"Jada Pinkett as the angry black female in... everything she's ever done."

Jada as a lesbian in The Women

by Anonymousreply 3004/25/2013

George W. Bush playing the role of "George"


"The most destructive world leader in modern memory"

written produced and directed by Dick Cheney

by Anonymousreply 3104/25/2013

Jack Nicholson in every role of his career..

by Anonymousreply 3204/25/2013

Bette Davis as the straight forward, bitchy, insecure woman in............

by Anonymousreply 3304/25/2013

Does Morgan Freeman act, or is he just being himself in every role?

by Anonymousreply 3404/25/2013

Jackie Robinson as Jackie Robinson in "The Jackie Robinson Story."

by Anonymousreply 3504/25/2013

Joan and Melissa Rivers in the Joan and Melissa Story.

by Anonymousreply 3604/25/2013
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