Mark Wahlberg as a dumb, muscular guy in Pain and Gain
Roles that didn't require any acting
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/25/2013|
Too bad I was away shooting cause I woulda run in the Marathon and seen those two and BAM I woulda took them out and BAM I woulda shoved those bombs up their butts and BAM no boy woulda died and no runner woulda had the meat blowed off his leg bones which made me puke.
See my movie. I am a hero. Ya.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/24/2013|
Nicole Kidman as a cold evil bitch in "The Golden Compass."
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/24/2013|
Watch out Markie there's a new guy in town
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/24/2013|
"Nicole Kidman as a cold evil bitch in "The Golden Compass.""
Try waking up next to her here on cold mountain.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/24/2013|
Jennifer Lawrence in Winter's Boner.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/24/2013|
Reese Witherspoon as Tracy Flick in "Election".
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/24/2013|
Nicole Kidman as a cold evil bitch in To Die For, The Others, and Stoker.
Meryl Streep as a nice lady in Defending Your Life.
Julia Roberts as a home wrecker in My Best Friend's Wedding
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/24/2013|
Reese as Velma in Freeway. Scary how that tramp has come full circle.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/24/2013|
Gwyneth as the headless woman in "Seven"
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/24/2013|
Tom Cruise as the hooker on the train in Risky Business.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/24/2013|
Wood and other inanimate objects don't need to breathe, so I felt natural playing Breathless Mahoney in Dick Tracy. Plus, I have traced a lot of dicks.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/24/2013|
Kristen Stewart as the awkward, mouth-breathing girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/24/2013|
The sad thing is that r11 thought that was witty.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/24/2013|
r13 is the late night celebrity defending troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/24/2013|
Where was the celebrity defense, r14?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/24/2013|
never mind...I thought you were the person who gets upset whenever anyone disparages a celebrity r14
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/24/2013|
Only when they attack my Justin.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/24/2013|
R11, you are condemned to 3 weeks of detention in the "How Would Christianity Be Different if Lucille Ball Was Jesus" thread. Serves you right.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/24/2013|
Madonna as a kinky slut/bitch in Body Of Evidence.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/24/2013|
Reese in "Election." Uber-A type bitch who will do anything to get what she wants and craves power.
Pretty much Reese.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/24/2013|
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. A sweet talking hot young thing who will sleep with anyone until she gets some control over one of her high end clients and wants it ALL for her better life in the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/24/2013|
Cortney Love as an HIV+ junkie whore in People Vs. Larry Flynt.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/24/2013|
Ann Jillian as Ann Jillian in "The Ann Jillian Story. "
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/25/2013|
AnnE Hathaway as a toothless whore in "Les Miz."
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/25/2013|
Jada Pinkett as the angry black female in... everything she's ever done.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/25/2013|
Emma Roberts in Scream as the desperate and will do anything for fame because she's grown up in the shadow of someone with major celebrity.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/25/2013|
All of Katherine Hepburn's screen roles.
"Lion in Winter, Pussy in Summer. I work when I can."
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/25/2013|
Meryl Streep as the nice character in Defending Your Life didn't require acting?
Oh, sweetie... playing nice is Meryl's biggest and most steady acting job. She's great at it, but trust me, it kills her.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/25/2013|
Obama as Satan on the History Channel's "The Bible" series
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/25/2013|
"Jada Pinkett as the angry black female in... everything she's ever done."
Jada as a lesbian in The Women
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/25/2013|
George W. Bush playing the role of "George"
"The most destructive world leader in modern memory"
written produced and directed by Dick Cheney
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/25/2013|
Jack Nicholson in every role of his career..
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/25/2013|
Bette Davis as the straight forward, bitchy, insecure woman in............
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/25/2013|
Does Morgan Freeman act, or is he just being himself in every role?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/25/2013|
Jackie Robinson as Jackie Robinson in "The Jackie Robinson Story."
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/25/2013|
Joan and Melissa Rivers in the Joan and Melissa Story.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/25/2013|