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Let's pretend we are the thoughts going through Reese Witherspoon's mind during her arrest!

"I'll bet you would know who I am if I was a six-foot black man in granny drag!"

by Anonymousreply 1205/04/2013

"I can't believe I ever gave up that Ryan Phillippe cock!"

by Anonymousreply 104/24/2013

She could fall back on her "Freeway" character- Vanessa.

by Anonymousreply 204/24/2013

"I always told Ryan I wanted to play Thandie Newton's role in Crash. Now I get to do it!!!"

by Anonymousreply 304/24/2013

If this motherfucking fat cop does not go any motherfucking faster I will lose my motherfucking mind.

by Anonymousreply 404/24/2013

"I need another drink just to deal with this!"

by Anonymousreply 505/04/2013

"Excuse me. I'm almost as special as Princess Ann(E) Hathaway."

by Anonymousreply 605/04/2013

"Hey!I ain't no white-trash no more!I done left that trailor park and gone to Hollywood and gone made movies!You cain't be disrespecting my man like that!I'm go call my Aunt Gertrude and put her on the Jerry Springer Show toprotest this!Get your fat ass off my man you pig narc!I's rich movie-star folk now!I only go down in movie producers; trailors now!" But she is a good actress.

by Anonymousreply 705/04/2013

"One thing you need to know about me... my pussy gets so wet."

by Anonymousreply 805/04/2013

Doesn't he know who I am? Officer! I may be too drunk to Walk-The-Line but I damn sure am about to cross it.

by Anonymousreply 905/04/2013

"Are you a REAL policeman, let's see your i.d."

She thought she was on Punk'd.

by Anonymousreply 1005/04/2013

How can I turn this into a win?

by Anonymousreply 1105/04/2013

Oh c'mon, cut me some slack. I bearded for someone who played a nice police officer.

by Anonymousreply 1205/04/2013
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