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Michael Shannon Reads That Insane Sorority Letter

If you have not already had the pleasure of reading the mouth-frothingly psychotic Delta Gamma sorority letter that made the rounds last week, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in and give it a fucking look. Marvel at the epistolary poetry, think to yourself, Gosh, this seems almost eerily destined to be read in dramatic lighting by any one of our Serious Male Thespians; I sure would like to see something like that, then click back to this tab and bask in the glory of Boardwalk Empire's Michael Shannon spitting boozy bile all over Rebecca Martinson's now immortal words. The whole thing is obviously mandatory viewing, but you knew going in it was going to be pass/fail based on Shannon's delivery of the phrase "cunt punt," and, well, rest assured, the man delivers.

by Anonymousreply 604/24/2013

Posted eons ago. Search next time, dear.

by Anonymousreply 104/23/2013

I hadn't seen it. Thanks for posting it OP. Love Michael Shannon

by Anonymousreply 204/23/2013

Hilarious OP. Had seen the others posted here but not this one. Thanks

by Anonymousreply 304/23/2013

Thanks, OP, I heard about the letter (here and elsewhere) but hadn't bothered to read it and haven't seen anyone's rendition of it. Obviously that was a tragic oversight on my part.

I'll cock/cunt punt anyone who says it isn't brilliant.

So the girl, has she resigned the chapter presidency in shame or what?

by Anonymousreply 404/23/2013

Hilarious! And Shannon does a great job of bringing the email to life.

by Anonymousreply 504/24/2013

Thanks for posting this, OP.

by Anonymousreply 604/24/2013
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