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Vienna sausages

My trashy relatives used to call them "vi-eenies". They considered the tasteless mini hot dogs- in combination with a bag of corn rinds and an RC Cola- a well-balanced meal.

Is it the least nutritious food on planet Earth?

by Anonymousreply 804/22/2013

never liked the texture, I avoided them like the plague.

by Anonymousreply 104/22/2013

My brother called then "doggie dicks" when we were kids. He also called honey "bee vomit."

by Anonymousreply 204/22/2013

What the hell is a corn rind?

by Anonymousreply 304/22/2013

A corn rind is what Carol Channing would shit if she were a pig.

by Anonymousreply 404/22/2013

Fuck I hate poor people

by Anonymousreply 504/22/2013

They did have a weird soft & squishy texture. I haven't eaten one in 30 years since I quit eating beef and pork (or whatever combo of those is in a vienna) but I can still taste it. Same with Underwood Deviled Ham.

by Anonymousreply 604/22/2013

Corn? Corn?? Now, when did I have corn???

by Anonymousreply 704/22/2013

Anyone eating those things should be arrested for pedophilia.

by Anonymousreply 804/22/2013
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