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Alec Baldwin's freakishly stubby fingers and hands

An indication of tinymeat? Is that why he's so short-tempered?

by Anonymousreply 504/23/2013

Is he a short-fingered vulgarian?

by Anonymousreply 104/22/2013

I have heard, no first hand knowledge, that he is average.

If you want to see the tiniest man hands ever, take a gander at Dennis Miller. They are so unusually undersized that he must have a micro penis. That is, if the old chestnut is true.

And I do have first hand knowledge that foot size is not an indicator. I have been with 3 men who wear a size 16 or larger shoe, and they were hung like an average white guy of 6 feet in height and size 10+ shoe.

by Anonymousreply 204/22/2013

That toupe looks like it was dropped on his head from a great height.

by Anonymousreply 304/22/2013

Unless he fluffs like mad in the locker room (and how would I have failed to notice THAT?) he's about average.

by Anonymousreply 404/23/2013

Looks like he's getting liver spots.

by Anonymousreply 504/23/2013
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