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Lowlights of Ryan Lochte's stupidity on his new reality show

It's got to be a put-on, like with Jessica Simpson on "The Newlyweds." No one could actually be so stupid as to really believe the Mel Gibson movie is called "What Woman Want."

by Anonymousreply 1004/22/2013

Wow. In the linked video, Lochte is a dead ringer for Joanne Worley. Who knew?

by Anonymousreply 104/22/2013

I didn't know he did drag so well.

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by Anonymousreply 304/22/2013

He's actually quite talented, I see

by Anonymousreply 404/22/2013


This is what I meant to post. My apologies!

by Anonymousreply 504/22/2013

I have a strong sense that if a 6'6" tall hairy redhead like Seth Fornea made a strong play for Ryan Lochte, Li'l Ryan would be presenting hole within about ten minutes.

Ha, ha!

by Anonymousreply 604/22/2013

He's adorable. You judgey types just wish...well, you know what you wish, vis-a-vis Ryan Lochte: either to be him, or be with him, or be under him, or be inside him, or be on top of him, or wake up next to him.

by Anonymousreply 704/22/2013

Forget him, I'll taking Joanne Worley!

by Anonymousreply 804/22/2013

My favorite is when he was asked if there would be a second season he said "Yes" because doing the show was a once-in-a-lifetime event.

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